Men, don't let the ladies out-do you! They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it. Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest here.

Just A Situation That Might Be Of Encouragement

I got into woodworking after I retired. I met Ed who also did woodworking and we became friends. Woodworking is detail work, with your hands, but after a while you have so much stuff that you can't give it away. So, rather than work in the shop in the garage we met for a beer at the local watering hole.

One evening in the middle of the summer Ed asked me if I had ever sucked cock. I answered carefully, and Ed pushed the issue. He told me that he had sucked cock and it wasn't that bad. If I wanted, he would suck my cock. Out there at a picnic table, the moon already rising, I had to admit that a blowjob sounded good and if he was open to it, I could reciprocate. A lifelong cocksucker, I really hadn't expected Ed to come out as a cocksucker.

Back at my place, in the bedroom because if you are going to go about cocksucking, might as well make an evening out of it, and we sucked and fucked that night until we petered out and fell asleep. We woke up early to get a pee, and then we got in the shower, and went back to cocksucking and fucking. I say fucking, because he is a mother fucker and I'm a bottom.

Don't think that there aren't cocksuckers out there. There is a bunch of us. We don't dress the part, but we do get on our knees to service a nice cock. So ask, don't be shy, a cocksucker is a friend in need.

  • Help My Client

    I am a caregiver to a 25 old man with no hands and one leg due to a industria accident.
    I have to take him to the bathroom and do everything for him.

    We live in a small village in the Ozarks . A village of 189 residents. He lives in a duplex style home. The neighbor is a 45 year old widow .
    Well my client being 25 years old gets an erection when he sees her out in the backyard . He constantly talks about her
    He has no hands to masturbate and relieve himself.
    He asked me to touch his penis when I was changing his wet nappy.
    I wanked him and told him to think about his neighbor and that he is having sex with her.

    He said he was thinking about knocking.her up and making a baby boy with her
    I wanked him faster and he moaned and began humping my hand. He cum a big load that flew through the air , over his head and hit the wall above the bed headboard. His heart was racing and he looked at the wall and saw the wad of semen and said look a baby boy . Now he wants to do it everyday.

    I am leaving the caregiver job with him in November. I am.going to work in the medical field in Africa.

    Looking For Advise As I Explore Exotic Man Sex

    In my sixties and experimenting with men. So far I have enjoyed the company, but I don't like the overhanded attitudes. I would like to find a man like me, laid back enjoying all that cock can offer, but without the side of attitude.

    Any advise from those later in life man fans out there?

  • Should I Come Onto This Pastor Or Not???

    So, I met a pastor named pastor Norm back in June of this year 2025 by just stopping by a church to check it out. Of course, I never been there to that church ever but, I instantly wanted to give him some pussy and be his woman on the side that he spoils rotten and loves with every ounce of him. However, I felt so bad because, I was having these thoughts while he was giving his sermon.

    I was up in the Lord’s house getting aroused by the sound of this pastor’s voice such a commanding voice and he is a sliver fox which means a very attractive older man. Lets just say when he and, I stepped off to the side to chat after the service yall, I couldn’t even stop my pussy from pulsating and than his wife walked up which made me feel even worst because he is married and so am, I and he is a man of GOD but its something about this man that would allow me to agree to be his woman on the side knowingly if for 1 it was kept private just between me and him and for 2 if he would provide for me given the fact, I would be his other wife while respecting his wife both to her face as well as behind her back. Facts. Pastor Norm gave me a hug yall and i damn near wanted to sit on his face so he could eat my pussy till i squirted and he swallowed okay

    I WANT TO SAY TO THIS PASTOR NO ONE HAS TO KNOW WHAT WERE DOING! WE WILL keep it discreet and professional when and if we are out together including church functions. And also he wouldnt have to worry about a scandal or gossip or STDs or a pregnancy with me because, Im clean and keep to my self and have been absent from sex for over a year now because me and my husband has stopped having sex and i have been on birth control for over a few years now. So Pastor Norm would be safe with me but if i could have him the way i wanted to have him i would give him all he could take. However, he is older atleast in his 60s and I wonder can he still fuck for a long time? I wonder if his wife pleases him the way he wants to be pleased. I also wonder does he have a bbc( big black cock)!

    If Pastor Norm said Imma make you my other wife and you will be well provided for and spoiled and fucked I would say yes baby. I wonder does Pastor Norm love suckin on pussy as well as sucking on the clit hard? I want Pastor Norm to worship my body in all ways planting slow soft kisses all over my body. Suck my tities, lick my ass you know just embrace a womans body especially mine because i am worthy of this type of treatment because I WOULDNT EVER EXPOSE HIM OR RUIN HIS HOME LIFE OR CHURCH. I WOULD NOT EMBARRASS PASTOR NORM LIKE THAT NAW THATS NOT ME OR MY CHARACTER ! I also wonder if he can make me cream and squirt on his dick?? I know some men that are almost 70 and can last longer and stronger than men my age but i dont see them the way i see Pastor Norm like If pastor Norm said your mine and you can keep your husband and imma keep my wife but me and you are together and this is what were doing I would agree as long as he showed me that im his wife too he can keep his wife.

    Long story short if Pastor Norm was to approach me with the proposition to be his wife on the side and he would provide for me in all ways both financially, sexually, mentally and spiritually i would agree to fuck with him while not interfering with his family. But lets make this clear yall I dont need Pastor Norm I WANT PASTOR NORM theres the difference!!! I have my own car, job and house i have a separate home from my husband so i dont need Pastor Norm I WANT PASTOR NORM but if he wanted to fuck with me like that than he has to understand that there are rules to engagement and if im his wife outside his wife that he needs to provide for our home just as he does for the home he has with his wife facts .

    Pastor Norm texted me a few times and i shyed away after a few texts back and forth about staying focus in life nothing too deep. I blocked him and i havent been back to his church which is probably for the best. I havent acted on any feelings because, I just ghosted him because, I just felt deep down that he wouldnt be interested in an offer like that and i never went back to his church but if i could tell Pastor Norm my private thoughts without him judging me or looking at me like im crazy i would have an ear full to say to him

    P.s If his wife wanted to eat my pussy only while Pastor Norm fucked me shit i would let her but im not going down on her cause thats not my life anymore and hasnt been in years facts. If Pastor Norm wife knew about me and her husband i would b cool with that too but i would guarantee her that she wouldnt have to worry about a scandal in the church, no stds, no babies, no drama just as long as she understood who i was to Pastor Norm and what me and him have together. I would make sure Pastor Norm comes home everynight after he gave me all the dick i could take at our home. Maybe im just a horny lady with an imagination out of this world. What do yall think?

    Fishing Ain't Only On The Internet

    I work in an overworked government agency. I drink more than I should. I'm divorced. I certainly don't make enough money.

    But, I get hit on by young women, really young women. I've received panties in the mail, pictures of tits and ass and pussy. Notes left on the windshield wiper. I got an invitation to a back yard cookout, they had the buns, I needed to bring the weenie.

    And then I get this notice from HR, I have to go to sensitivity training. Something isn't square here, but what I got out of it is if I'm the man I'm the oger, the one who assaults, no matter if some young lady is fishing and sending me pussy selfies, from her phone, using text.

    So, as one old man to another, keep a ten foot pole with you, and don't fall for that young pussy, it's a trap.

  • Is There Such A Thing As Too Much?

    I’ve been hooking up with this guy all summer. He’s in his 50s and we meet at his hunting cabin. This past weekend he brought a couple friends. We discussed it first, as 2 of them are married and we had to keep it discreet, but I was down for it. Thing is, though, I swallowed so much cum. Like a LOT a lot. Probably like 5 loads between the 3 of them in a couple hours. I was quite full as all 3 are big shooters and I could feel my stomach, idk, be heavier. I could feel it sloshing around in me when getting taken doggy style. I even woke up feeling it. I’m not complaining, though, just wondering if it’s possible to swallow too much cum? Like can you get sick from it? It doesn’t like just stay in there does it?

    Passenger Seat

    I got a ride from a man I never met. On the way he felt my leg. I moved his hand away but he felt it again. I left hid hand there second time and he slid it higher and was feeling me.

    I was surprised I got hard cause I'm not gay but because of that guessed it was okay, just an experience I never had before.

    He took me to his house, a second floor apartment and while going up the stairs he stopped twice to feel me, make sure I stayed hard.

    He didn't talk. He took me into his lounge and sat me down on a couch. Gently pushed me backwards and all he said was I want your cock big boy and I answered, I know.

    He seemed absolutely desperate for it.

    I just stayed there quiet. He was pumping it fast and kept pumping he just wouldn't stop.

    When I started Cummings for him he immediately stopped pumping and got it in his mouth, all of it. I could hear gobbling and gerking noises.

    I pumped a full load down his throat. It was beautiful.

    I never saw him again but from that day I let men pump it and swallow.

    Damn Guys

    So as a straight guy ive gotten a few dozen bjs from men. Most are better at it then women. But ive heard some guys can suck you to completion swallow your load then keep sucking if toi go limp til your hard again and blow another load out of you. Ive heard talented guys can do this again and again and again til the guys dick cant take the sensation anymore and he has to stop bc hes blown 4-5 loads where he cums so hard.


    Where the hell are the men in florida that can do that to me? Anybody up foe the challenege? I think i can blow atleast 4 times. May take over an hour though.

    Any one inteeested thats in florida??

    How Do You Ever Explain That Night

    I went to a wedding in Mexico for the daughter of a friend, marrying a Mexican national she met in college. My wife decided not to make the trip, so I traveled alone. The party was in a hotel ballroom, band, noise, hot. I stepped outside for some air. The uncle of the groom walked out to smoke. We agreed to get a drink at the bar.

    This is where things got weird, I felt it, like a sixth sense that he wanted to kiss, that he was gay. The bar was pretty empty and we had moved to a table, where he made his move. In my fifty plus years this was a first, the kiss was strong, masculine, wet, and it caused me to kiss back. In short order we were in his room.

    Far beyond kissing, we were sucking cock, undressed on the bed. One thing led to another and he pressed me into letting him fuck. Not one moment, not one regret. It was my one and only extramarital escape. All I can say is that if I had to cheat, this was the way.

  • Exploring My Newfound Appreciation For Men And Cock And Everything

    I hit the skids after my company let me go. I exhausted the severance and the unemployment, and I am not a handyman, I'm an office clerical. But at my age (fifty) I became unemployable. I ended up in a group home with other unemployed men, sharing a bedroom with Alton, an ex security guard (no longer employable for health reasons).

    I'm standing at the window, and turn and he's on his bed with his dick out. Just laying on his belly. He locked eyes with me, but it was impossible not to stare at his dick. He lay there, didn't speak, as I walked over and got down on the side of his bed and took his dick in my hand and started to kiss it and make love to it. He rose to attention, sufficiently anyway, for me to get him to cum with a lot of hand action. I licked it all up and swallowed it. Later, I let him fuck me, which took a long time for him to get to climax.

    Alton was a lifelong gay man, and he had certain preferences. I was new to it, and he took his time introducing all the things two men can do. I rose to attention a lot faster than he did, and he was more than happy to jerk me off or give me a blowjob. But in the end, Alton needed to be the top and that put me as the bottom.

    We lived in the group home for a year and half. We got sporadic work, like sweeping the basement of a building, or loading and unloading at the Food Bank. Whatever we were physically fit for. Alton's health condition minimized his work details, but I was healthy enough for any sort of moderate physical labor. And there was always Alton, with his dick waiting for me.

    I was hired on permanent at the Food Bank and made enough to allow me to move out into a one bedroom. I left Alton behind, but not the memories. I have a friend in need, and my needs coincide with his, and we are active sex enthusiasts. I remember Alton and all his lessons, and some I have shared with my new friend. Since Alton I have lost all interest in anything doing with a woman. I won't say I've gone gay, but I am certainly going in that direction.