Straight Female / 52
Looney Neighbors
My neighbors are nuttier than coconuts; every time I go outside one of them who is fat, has very few teeth in his mouth and is dumb ass fuck comes outside to talk to himself, bitching and cussing to himself, and it's really annoying and it's disturbing the peace. We come outside to enjoy the water not listen to a grown man talking to himself and bitching about everything thinking anybody within radius wants to hear him. Him and his wife argue about 90% of the time they are at home and at times I worry they may try to kill eachother with the way they argue especially out on their front porch.
Their front porch is a complete disaster, the idiot turned his front porch into a living room complete with a tv, a couch, rocking chair, a refrigerator, and a microwave yes out on HIS FRONT PORCH. Yeah it's really embarrassing when people come walking through the neighborhood to see a grown man sleeping on his couch with the tv on, on their front porch; i'm sure the rest of the neighborhood sees this and are all laughing their asses off at how stupid these people are.
One time in the summer he actually took a kiddy pool and sat in it in their front yard while his wife wore a bathing suit and believe me she looks ugly and should not be allowed to wear one just to protect the children in the neighborhood from being scarred for life. The Bitch fucking lays on a towel on the fucking sidewalk which is a real inconvenience for pedestrians trying to get around to see some nasty bitch sunbathing on the damn sidewalk. A Mother with her baby in a stroller had to make sure no cars were coming down the road because she had to go around the stupid bitch laying in the damn sidewalk.
These idiots have also been known to steal stray pets without knowing they may have owners. He one time stole a Pitbull and it attacked a pedestrian and their dog and they ended up getting sued and have been confronted multiple times by the actual owners and has lead to fights and him telling them to get off of his property. Hey dumbass the sidewalk is not your property stop stealing other's pets you fucking idiot.
Then the two of them took a Barbie Power Wheels Jeep as she got into the jeep while he would pull her around the neighborhood in it. Yes two grown ass adults riding around the neighborhood in a Child's Power Wheels Car that is meant for toddlers. Yeah I bet everyone who saw these idiots were all laughing their fucking asses off at how fucking stupid these people really are.
Every week when we take our trash to the street they go rooting through our trash. They've taken things out of our trash which I don't understand why because it's unsanitary. I've seen the idiot going outside wearing my son's old underwear he threw away and his underwear had holes in them exposing his cottage cheese looking ass which is enough to blind anyone who sees him ugly ass. I've even seen the both of them going outside in their underwear and pole dance on the Street Lamps I mean dear God what did I do to deserve having complete idiots for neighbors?
These people have really bad hygiene and I refuse to allow them into my house as neither of them smell like they have ever had a shower in their lives. They always ask to borrow the phone and I tell them no and no means no.
The woman is loonier than a looney toon, she goes outside and stares at my car and I tell her to get the hell away from my car. She one time actually drove a car and tried to push another car out of a parking place, fucking looney ass bitch. She's been sent to the mental institution multiple times and after she went psycho and threw a glass jar at the orderlies they got the Police to taser her and have her sent back to the nuthouse and good riddance that looney bitch has no place in society.
The Idiot man has been hoarding so much shit and caused an electrical fire in his house and his house is right next to mine and it caused fire damage to my house. After that I sued his ass but I used the money to get myself a new place hopefully to get away from these fucking looney ass people once and for all.
Their front porch is a complete disaster, the idiot turned his front porch into a living room complete with a tv, a couch, rocking chair, a refrigerator, and a microwave yes out on HIS FRONT PORCH. Yeah it's really embarrassing when people come walking through the neighborhood to see a grown man sleeping on his couch with the tv on, on their front porch; i'm sure the rest of the neighborhood sees this and are all laughing their asses off at how stupid these people are.
One time in the summer he actually took a kiddy pool and sat in it in their front yard while his wife wore a bathing suit and believe me she looks ugly and should not be allowed to wear one just to protect the children in the neighborhood from being scarred for life. The Bitch fucking lays on a towel on the fucking sidewalk which is a real inconvenience for pedestrians trying to get around to see some nasty bitch sunbathing on the damn sidewalk. A Mother with her baby in a stroller had to make sure no cars were coming down the road because she had to go around the stupid bitch laying in the damn sidewalk.
These idiots have also been known to steal stray pets without knowing they may have owners. He one time stole a Pitbull and it attacked a pedestrian and their dog and they ended up getting sued and have been confronted multiple times by the actual owners and has lead to fights and him telling them to get off of his property. Hey dumbass the sidewalk is not your property stop stealing other's pets you fucking idiot.
Then the two of them took a Barbie Power Wheels Jeep as she got into the jeep while he would pull her around the neighborhood in it. Yes two grown ass adults riding around the neighborhood in a Child's Power Wheels Car that is meant for toddlers. Yeah I bet everyone who saw these idiots were all laughing their fucking asses off at how fucking stupid these people really are.
Every week when we take our trash to the street they go rooting through our trash. They've taken things out of our trash which I don't understand why because it's unsanitary. I've seen the idiot going outside wearing my son's old underwear he threw away and his underwear had holes in them exposing his cottage cheese looking ass which is enough to blind anyone who sees him ugly ass. I've even seen the both of them going outside in their underwear and pole dance on the Street Lamps I mean dear God what did I do to deserve having complete idiots for neighbors?
These people have really bad hygiene and I refuse to allow them into my house as neither of them smell like they have ever had a shower in their lives. They always ask to borrow the phone and I tell them no and no means no.
The woman is loonier than a looney toon, she goes outside and stares at my car and I tell her to get the hell away from my car. She one time actually drove a car and tried to push another car out of a parking place, fucking looney ass bitch. She's been sent to the mental institution multiple times and after she went psycho and threw a glass jar at the orderlies they got the Police to taser her and have her sent back to the nuthouse and good riddance that looney bitch has no place in society.
The Idiot man has been hoarding so much shit and caused an electrical fire in his house and his house is right next to mine and it caused fire damage to my house. After that I sued his ass but I used the money to get myself a new place hopefully to get away from these fucking looney ass people once and for all.
