Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

Looney Neighbors

My neighbors are nuttier than coconuts; every time I go outside one of them who is fat, has very few teeth in his mouth and is dumb ass fuck comes outside to talk to himself, bitching and cussing to himself, and it's really annoying and it's disturbing the peace. We come outside to enjoy the water not listen to a grown man talking to himself and bitching about everything thinking anybody within radius wants to hear him. Him and his wife argue about 90% of the time they are at home and at times I worry they may try to kill eachother with the way they argue especially out on their front porch.

Their front porch is a complete disaster, the idiot turned his front porch into a living room complete with a tv, a couch, rocking chair, a refrigerator, and a microwave yes out on HIS FRONT PORCH. Yeah it's really embarrassing when people come walking through the neighborhood to see a grown man sleeping on his couch with the tv on, on their front porch; i'm sure the rest of the neighborhood sees this and are all laughing their asses off at how stupid these people are.

One time in the summer he actually took a kiddy pool and sat in it in their front yard while his wife wore a bathing suit and believe me she looks ugly and should not be allowed to wear one just to protect the children in the neighborhood from being scarred for life. The Bitch fucking lays on a towel on the fucking sidewalk which is a real inconvenience for pedestrians trying to get around to see some nasty bitch sunbathing on the damn sidewalk. A Mother with her baby in a stroller had to make sure no cars were coming down the road because she had to go around the stupid bitch laying in the damn sidewalk.

These idiots have also been known to steal stray pets without knowing they may have owners. He one time stole a Pitbull and it attacked a pedestrian and their dog and they ended up getting sued and have been confronted multiple times by the actual owners and has lead to fights and him telling them to get off of his property. Hey dumbass the sidewalk is not your property stop stealing other's pets you fucking idiot.

Then the two of them took a Barbie Power Wheels Jeep as she got into the jeep while he would pull her around the neighborhood in it. Yes two grown ass adults riding around the neighborhood in a Child's Power Wheels Car that is meant for toddlers. Yeah I bet everyone who saw these idiots were all laughing their fucking asses off at how fucking stupid these people really are.

Every week when we take our trash to the street they go rooting through our trash. They've taken things out of our trash which I don't understand why because it's unsanitary. I've seen the idiot going outside wearing my son's old underwear he threw away and his underwear had holes in them exposing his cottage cheese looking ass which is enough to blind anyone who sees him ugly ass. I've even seen the both of them going outside in their underwear and pole dance on the Street Lamps I mean dear God what did I do to deserve having complete idiots for neighbors?

These people have really bad hygiene and I refuse to allow them into my house as neither of them smell like they have ever had a shower in their lives. They always ask to borrow the phone and I tell them no and no means no.

The woman is loonier than a looney toon, she goes outside and stares at my car and I tell her to get the hell away from my car. She one time actually drove a car and tried to push another car out of a parking place, fucking looney ass bitch. She's been sent to the mental institution multiple times and after she went psycho and threw a glass jar at the orderlies they got the Police to taser her and have her sent back to the nuthouse and good riddance that looney bitch has no place in society.

The Idiot man has been hoarding so much shit and caused an electrical fire in his house and his house is right next to mine and it caused fire damage to my house. After that I sued his ass but I used the money to get myself a new place hopefully to get away from these fucking looney ass people once and for all.

  • Neighbours Wife

    There I am minding my own business having a pleasurable wank, in my own conservatory, when my neighbour Jane puts her head around the patio doorway.
    My wife's out playing golf and I'm horny as fuck.
    She tells me, she's been able to see me 'entertaining' myself for weeks after we had some of the old blinds removed.
    Thinking she's going to begin having a go at me, I tell her I'm in my own home, and if she doesn't like watching me masturbate, to not look.
    However as I begin to talk again to ask her to leave, Jane steps inside, let's me know my cock's huge compared to her husband's, and kneels down taking hold of my cock shaft.
    To say I was stunned is a massive understatement.
    I'm forty eight, in reasonable shape, but I'm no male model. Jane is twenty nine, pretty but not stunning I'd say, but has a beautiful youthful slim body.
    As she sucked in my cock, I began to think, when is my wife going to appear. Or is somebody going to jump out and scream surprise.
    Nobody shouted out and my wife was probably on the first tee by then.
    Look I'm no Adonis or sexual god. But having a beautiful young neighbour of mine sucking me off, I wasn't going to let it pass me by.
    Taking hold of her head, I began to thrust upwards fucking her face, and if anything Jane just got more and more greedy for my dick.
    Ever heard the saying 'In for a penny, in for a pound'. Basically all or nothing. I figured if she was prepared to suck on my dick without hardly knowing me, then I was going to at least try and fuck her. And seeing as I'm an arse kinda guy, I wanted her tight looking backside on my cock.
    As she continued to devour my cock, I reached over her to find she had no knickers on under her short flaring skirt and her pussy and arse were very wet. It appeared I hadn't been the only one masturbating.
    Telling her I was close to cumming, and that I wanted to fuck her, she quickly stood up turned around and leaned over the large coffee table we have in the conservatory.
    I swear, my dick had never been so hard. So standing behind her, I guess she thought I was going to slip my cock into her pussy, but as I've said, I'm an arse man and I might not have gotten a second chance.
    There was no finesse to my thrust, I put my cock to her rear hole and pushed hard. My cock popped into her arsehole and I heard Jane say "Oh fuch yeh".
    You've heard the saying from Casablanca 'In all the bars, in all the world, etc'. Well that was me with Jane. Little did I know she loved having her arse fucked, but her husband thought it was dirty, so hardly, if ever fucked her cute tight arsehole.
    She practically forced herself onto my dick and from then on I was like a kid in a sweet shop.
    Jane and I fucked for a long time. I came once up her arse fairly soon, but in a first for me as Jane encouraged me to do so, I stayed in her and carried on fucking her gorgeous backside.
    Getting me to sit back down after a few minutes of thrusting up her arse, squishing the cum I'd ejaculated up he back fuck hole, she mounted my cock facing me, but first removed her top and short skirt.
    Looking at her naked, and able to see her firm breasts, I instantly became incredibly turned on.
    You have to understand, my wife doesn't enjoy sex anymore, that's why I was wanking so much. To have a good looking younger woman actually wanting to fuck a guy like me, well let's just say its better than winning the lottery.
    Her perfect tits bounced as she went crazy on my cock. Her arsehole was leaking my cum onto my thighs a little by then, but I didn't care.
    And able to see her lovely face as she orgasmed only made me want to fuck her even more.
    When I did cum for the second time up her arse, only moments after Jane had climaxed, she lifted off my cock, lay on the coffee table opening her legs and said "Lick me".
    I didn't need to be asked twice I can tell you.
    It must have been a good quarter of an hour later when I rose up with my face and fingers covered in my own cum and her pussy and anal cream.
    Jane had orgasmed twice more and I genuinely couldn't remember having as good a time, in years.
    She stood up, held my face and kissed me hard. Breaking off, Jane said "Hopefully tomorrow neighbour".
    The excitement I felt when my wife left for work the following afternoon, was simply overwhelming. Jane later told me she'd watched my wife drive away in her uniform and knew we had nearly three hours before her husband got home.
    We used practically every minute of those hours to lick, suck and fuck. And for the second time I went crazy for her perfect arse.
    The difference was, other than eating out her back passage, I also fucked her pussy for the first time.
    Jane and I are still having sex. It's not as frequent as maybe I would like now, as her husband changed jobs. But his new job almost tiesbin with my wife's. This means we don't fuck as often, but we do get more time together when we do.
    Both Jane and I know it's only sex. And we both understand we owe each other nothing. If she stopped wanting sex tomorrow, I'd still consider myself an extremely lucky man to have met her.
    However yesterday she did mention, and the real reason I'm here, she wished we'd have met before she got married. When I asked her why sliding my cock into her in the missionary position, she replied "Because I'd have been able to be with you every day".
    Yesterday was the first time in the nine months we've been having sex, that it was more sensual and not just a great fuck. Dont get me wrong, it was still great sex, amazing sex, but we kissed, caressed and gave each other far more oral sex, than before.
    It was also a first for me when she left, I heard the word love from her lips.

    Caught Tuggin

    I don't hate my neighbor, but this involved my neighbor, so it seems like the best genre. I am a single 30 year old that lives by myself.

    My computer is set up in a room with a window that opens right up to the neighbors house. They have a window that looks directly into this one, but their blinds are always closed. I open the window to get a nice cool breeze in the house. If I am going to be pleasuring myself, I close the blinds, but sometimes I forget. I was just out cutting the grass and the woman of the house next door flagged me down and said "Hey I wanted to ask if you could be a bit more careful when you are having you alone time. I have gotten a bit of a show a couple times recently and I just want to make sure that my sons dont see anything they shouldn't." I was very apologetic and embaressed, but then she added an "Personally I don't mind but I cant have my sons seeing that."

    She is a MILF for sure, and now I keep tugging thinking about her coming over to help. Kinda a lame story, but there is something weirdly hott knowing that my neighbor has seen my dick a few times.

  • White Trash Neighbors

    It pisses me off when a bunch of trash, good for nothing losers move next door to you and make life miserable for you. One of them recently got kicked out after the landlord caught them with pot and him and his dumb bitch ex broke up, plus I suspect that he's a thief that would've tried to rob my apartment whenever I leave and all this deadbeat did was sit on his ass smoking his pot and blasting his fucking crap music all goddamn day; until the landlord told him to turn it off.

    Then after the sleazy good for nothing lowlife piece of shit got kicked out, the c**t got with another sleazy slimeball. They play their music loud at night, up until 2 A.M. running all over there apartment making so much goddamn noise, always smoking their cigarettes and turning the damn parking lot into their ashtray.

    If that isn't bad enough these idiots are doing their laundry late at night especially after the landlord made the rule that the laundry room is shutoff after 10:00 P.M. and worst off all these bums are in there every night, and when we go to do their laundry these fucking retards forgot to take their shit out of the dryer, then I ask the landlord permission to move them and he says yes. Also one day these idiots left 5 bags of trash in the hallway of the apartment filled with dirty diapers, and they just left them there, and since these deadbeat bums weren't taking their lazy asses to the dumpster to throw them out, I took them myself, and if I didn't any sooner insects and mice would've infested the apartment.

    This stupid bitch is constantly bringing people over here all hours of the day and they all have no business over here, one they stay at night, and they DO NOT live here nor asked the landlord for permission to stay, so obviously that means this dumb bitch is squatting people in here and letting them stay without paying the rent or even under the landlord's knowledge. Worst of all one of these white trash deadbeats threw rocks at the balcony door; now first of all if you want something and if you can get in the the apartment than have enough goddamn sense to knock on our door or ring our doorbell, not throw rocks at the landlord's property, do you know that if you cause any property damage the landlord could sue you, Plus that could very well kick that stupid bitch next door out of here.

    We've told the landlord about all of these problems and he's getting tired of the complaints and he's this close to throwing her and the rest of these trailer trash lowlifes out of this apartment; and I can't wit for that to happen so we won't half to put up with these dirty ass good for nothing losers anymore. Also I feel sorry for their kids that they have such sorry excuses for human beings as parents. I have a feeling when these kids grow up they'll end up getting F's in school, end up hanging with bad crowds, smoke pot, get into fights, steal from people, and end up in jail when they grow up; all I can say is I hope it's not too late to take these kids away from their retarded parents, and the rest of these white trash lowlifes.

    Caught In The Act

    My neighbor and former best friend Andrea would have a threesome with my hubby from time to time. My husband really found her attractive and I knew it. But then I was horrified when Andrea said your husband has been watching me. She said let’s teach him a lesson. I said sure. Everyone went home. Andrea stayed behind to clean up.

    James went to clean up then Andrea grabbed me be the hand and said let’s go. She pulled me into the bedroom. James came out of the shower and walked into the bedroom stark naked. Andrea then said “nice cock”. He was shocked. He pulled down her swim suit and said “ you have been eyeing this. Do you want it? I know I wanna have you inside me!” I was soo surprised.

    She dropped to her knees and grabbed his cock. Turned to me and said may I?

    I watched them fuck then I licked her clean.

    We did this often and we enjoyed it but had the understanding that it was a threesome. We have been enjoying each other for years. Andrea is now 51 and her husband is now “un able to get it up”. So she now requests threesomes more often. Before it was just special occasions (birthdays or our wedding anniversary). Now she seems to ask me several times a month. At first it was fun. It’s so HOT to watch your Hubby balls deep in another woman knowing that you will get to lick up the mess and it’s kinda nice hearing her beg for it. Makes me feel like a very lucky and powerful woman.

    Well that all ended today. I came home from running some errands. When I left James was cutting the lawn. Andrea, her daughter Faith and Andrea’s sister Anna were swimming in the pool. When I came home Faith was in the pool but Andrea and Anna were gone. I asked Faith were everyone was. She said I don’t know but after Mr James finished the lawn he said that he was going to clean up then join us in the pool. Mom then said ok and turned to Aunt Anna and they smiled. Faith is 20 so she said and laughed. ( Faith had experienced a threesome with us for her twentieth birthday while Andrea watched. ). She said “Mrs Sharon, don’t get madd. Aunt Anna lost her husband over 2 years ago next week and she has not been with anyone since Uncle Todd got cancer”.

    I was madd. I went to the bedroom through the patio door. And there they were on my bed. My marriage bed. My husband was on the bed having sex with Andrea and Anna. Andrea with her beautiful red bush was “sitting on his face”. Anna who is much younger than Andrea was riding James HARD humming up and down. They were both moaning so loud. James heard the door open looked my way and gave me the thumbs up.

    WHAT NERVE! I can’t believe it.

    Andrea saw me and smiled then started rubbing her clit. Anna saw me and was about to dismount but then James and Andrea both put their hands on her hips and forced her down Anna then let out a huge moan and began rocking forward and back. She was feeling his entire cock inside her. She was rubbing her cervix back and forth over his cock. All I could think is that is my husband. That is my cock. I did not grant her permission.

    I don’t let Andrea go that deep. Faith could barely handle it. That’s mine. He is mine. That dick is to only feel my cervix. I don’t mine sharing but not all of it.

    Next thing I knew Faith there next to me. She rubbing her tight little pussy. Then as james, Andrea and Anna began to Cumm I dropped to my knees and started to lick Faith’s pussy.

    Next thing I know we are all licking my hubby’s cock and each others pussy.

    Sharon

    I knew

    Neighbors Husband

    She's been on my case ever since she found out I enjoy gay, as well as straight sex.

    Her religious beliefs I guess. It got to the point she was making stuff up about me, to get me in trouble.

    Fortunately the police saw straight through her bullshit. About a month after the last crackpot episode, her husband came round to talk to me.

    Only he wasn't really interested in apologizing. Instead in my lounge he sucked on my dick until I filled his mouth with my cum.

    He explained afterwards, that we'd had sex once before. I couldn't for the life of me remember, so he told me.

    Apparently he used to cruise his local park for gay sex. I'd been out with friends drinking and cut through the park on my way home. We met and got it on, with him giving me a blow job.
    He remembered me.

    Two days later with his wife at work, he called by again. But this time it wasn't his mouth i fucked. I was the first to take his asshole, and believe me I didn't go easy on him.

    Still he returned the next day, and a few days after that. Each time the sex becoming much rougher.

    Now I fuck him whenever we get the time. His wife still thinks they're the model twenty seven year old couple, but I know her husband loves hard cock up his ass, and that he loves it rough too.

    Last month after his twenty seventh birthday, I got him a surprise. Myself and a friend of mine, double fucked him until we both came in or over him twice each.

    I hate his wife, but absolutely love fucking him.

    Yeah, I Did It , And I'm Not Sorry

    I've lived im my little house in this quiet neighborhood for a few years now. I used to fuck the older lady who lved next door. She was about 80, retired Marine. Didn't make her cum much but I think she just liked feeling a dick in her. Anyway, age finaly got the better of her and she moved away to live with her sister.

    When my friend with benefits isn't here I like to jack off out side in my back yard. I have big bushes planted and a secure fence so I have good privacy. Except in one place I thought no one knew about exccept my old neighbor. At the corner of the neighbors house by the garage one can see my favorite lounge chair I sit in when I'm stroking. I like to stroke real slow to see how long I can last. Most of the time I like to get close and then stop for a little while then beat it again until I can't stand it.

    My new neighbors moved in a few weeks ago. They appeared to be a man about my age and his , what I thought, was his ten year old daughter.

    One day I was getting in a frenzy, about to crack a nut when I saw this little brown haired little girl staring at me just as I blew my load. Just ruined my alone time! A few hours later the man came over and pounded on my door. He was angry and accused me of jacking off in front of his wife. What wife I asked. Her! and then I saw her at the bottom of my porch steps. You can tell up clse she is not a little girl, a full grown woman, but real tiny. He said it it happened again he was gonna call the law. I tried to tell him my yard is private and you have to make some effort to see over here. So i decided to try to be a good neighbor and I moved my spank chair. Didn't do any good, the noisy little bitch fell through the bushes one day and almost rolled into my pool. So I went over and politely told them if it happened again I was going to file trespass charges. They turned out to be mean nasty people.

    I was walking through our small neighborhood park one day and I spied their car parked in a secluded spot. I edged closer and I saw his tiny little wife sucking his dick in the front seat. Later found out it was their fetish.

    I called the cops, told them I saw a p**ophile forcing a little girl to suck him off, and I gave them the license plate number, then I hid so I could watch. I don't know if they even asked how old she is. But the LEO's grabbed him and cuffed him, he struggled a bit so they hog tied him. Where did all these people come from? Everyone was watching and by now they knew what was happening. The cops let them go with a citation after they investigated the facts.

    Eventually they moved because of the embarrassment it caused them. I didn't care.

    Now I have my privacy back and I can sit out back and smack my dick around in peace again.

    He Is A Thief. She Is A Cheat.

    I have a degree in Construction Science, I admit I am a dyke. I had a girlfriend, my neighbor fucked her and ruined her. I cannot get over her, seeing her with him makes my blood boil. I don't deny I suspected she had doubts but either you dance to the left or to the right, you don't two step. When he butted in she was with me, just took her. I get home from a job site, I am dead tired, I walk into my house and she is gone, everything of hers is gone, she is next door with him. If I want to see her, talk to her I have to go next door.

    He is a thief. She is a cheat.

    Karen, Shut The Fuck Up You Don't Own The Neighborhood!

    When My Mother's house burned down she wanted to sell the lot to me so I can build a house of my own and then this nosy ass white trash Karen who's nothing but a neighborhood bully is constantly harassing me to not build my house here. Bitch shut the fuck up you don't own the neighborhood and you have no right to tell me I can't build my own house here. All of the neighbors have been complaining about her for years she's nothing but a spoiled Karen who threatens to call the Police anytime someone calls her a bitch. Wow you're that triggered when someone calls you what you are. They've also said that she may be cooking meth in her home which wouldn't surprise me the least because she looks like she's on Meth.

    We also try to explain why what we are building is legal and yet she refuses to let it go and still harassing me despite the law saying I can build my house here and this bitch keeps pestering my mother to buy her lot and she has told her she is never going to give her property to her. My mother said she was always a bitch, always complaining all the time, in fact I bet she burned down my mother's house but yet she acts like she didn't but I bet she did just to get rid of her and to sell her lot to her.

    I'm getting really fed up with this stupid Karen to the point where I'm about to go buy a gun and shoot her in the fucking head. I wish there was a way to get rid of her from the neighborhood because all of the neighbors have petitioned her removal a long time ago, I say it's about time this bitch got removed from her own home because she's getting very close to pissing me off to a point of no return.

    Karen Neighbor

    When My Mother's house burned down she wanted to sell the lot to me so I can build a house of my own and then this nosy ass white trash Karen who's nothing but a neighborhood bully is constantly harassing me to not build my house here. Bitch shut the fuck up you don't own the neighborhood and you have no right to tell me I can't build my own house here. All of the neighbors have been complaining about her for years she's nothing but a spoiled Karen who threatens to call the Police anytime someone calls her a bitch. Wow you're that triggered when someone calls you what you are. They've also said that she may be cooking meth in her home which wouldn't surprise me the least because she looks like she's on meth.

    We also try to explain why what we are building is legal and yet she refuses to let it go and still harassing me despite the law saying I can build my house here and this bitch keeps pestering my mother to buy her lot and she has told her she is never going to give her property to her. My mother said she was always a bitch, always complaining all the time, in fact I bet she burned down my mother's house but yet she acts like she didn't but I bet she did just to get rid of her and to sell her lot to her.

    I'm getting really fed up with this stupid Karen to the point where I'm about to go buy a gun and shoot her in the fucking head. I wish there was a way to get rid of her from the neighborhood because all of the neighbors have petitioned her removal a long time ago, I say it's about time this bitch got removed from her own home because she's getting very close to pissing me off to a point of no return.