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Neighbours Wife

There I am minding my own business having a pleasurable wank, in my own conservatory, when my neighbour Jane puts her head around the patio doorway.
My wife's out playing golf and I'm horny as fuck.
She tells me, she's been able to see me 'entertaining' myself for weeks after we had some of the old blinds removed.
Thinking she's going to begin having a go at me, I tell her I'm in my own home, and if she doesn't like watching me masturbate, to not look.
However as I begin to talk again to ask her to leave, Jane steps inside, let's me know my cock's huge compared to her husband's, and kneels down taking hold of my cock shaft.
To say I was stunned is a massive understatement.
I'm forty eight, in reasonable shape, but I'm no male model. Jane is twenty nine, pretty but not stunning I'd say, but has a beautiful youthful slim body.
As she sucked in my cock, I began to think, when is my wife going to appear. Or is somebody going to jump out and scream surprise.
Nobody shouted out and my wife was probably on the first tee by then.
Look I'm no Adonis or sexual god. But having a beautiful young neighbour of mine sucking me off, I wasn't going to let it pass me by.
Taking hold of her head, I began to thrust upwards fucking her face, and if anything Jane just got more and more greedy for my dick.
Ever heard the saying 'In for a penny, in for a pound'. Basically all or nothing. I figured if she was prepared to suck on my dick without hardly knowing me, then I was going to at least try and fuck her. And seeing as I'm an arse kinda guy, I wanted her tight looking backside on my cock.
As she continued to devour my cock, I reached over her to find she had no knickers on under her short flaring skirt and her pussy and arse were very wet. It appeared I hadn't been the only one masturbating.
Telling her I was close to cumming, and that I wanted to fuck her, she quickly stood up turned around and leaned over the large coffee table we have in the conservatory.
I swear, my dick had never been so hard. So standing behind her, I guess she thought I was going to slip my cock into her pussy, but as I've said, I'm an arse man and I might not have gotten a second chance.
There was no finesse to my thrust, I ..(continue confession)

  • Caught Tuggin

    I don't hate my neighbor, but this involved my neighbor, so it seems like the best genre. I am a single 30 year old that lives by myself.

    My computer is set up in a room with a window that opens right up to the neighbors house. They have a window that looks directly into this one, but their blinds are always closed. I open the window to get a nice cool breeze in the house. If I am going to be pleasuring myself, I close the blinds, but sometimes I forget. I was just out cutting the grass and the woman of the house next door flagged me down and said "Hey I wanted to ask if you could be a bit more careful when you are having you alone time. I have gotten a bit of a show a couple times recently and I just want to make sure that my sons dont see anything they shouldn't." I was very apologetic and embaressed, but then she added an "Personally I don't mind but I cant have my sons seeing that."

    She is a MILF for sure, and now I keep tugging thinking about her coming over to help. Kinda a lame story, but there is something weirdly hott knowing that my neighbor has seen my dick a few times.

    White Trash Neighbors

    It pisses me off when a bunch of trash, good for nothing losers move next door to you and make life miserable for you. One of them recently got kicked out after the landlord caught them with pot and him and his dumb bitch ex broke up, plus I suspect that he's a thief that would've tried to rob my apartment whenever I leave and all this deadbeat did was sit on his ass smoking his pot and blasting his fucking crap music all goddamn day; until the landlord told him to turn it off.

    Then after the sleazy good for nothing lowlife piece of shit got kicked out, the c**t got with another sleazy slimeball. They play their music loud at night, up until 2 A.M. running all over there apartment making so much goddamn noise, always smoking their cigarettes and turning the damn parking lot into their ashtray.

    If that isn't bad enough these idiots are doing their laundry late at night especially after the landlord made the rule that the laundry room is shutoff after 10:00 P.M. and worst off all these bums are in there every night, and when we go to do their laundry these fucking retards forgot to take their shit out of the dryer, then I ask the landlord permission to move them and he says yes. Also one day these idiots left 5 bags of trash in the hallway of the apartment filled with dirty diapers, and they just left them there, and since these deadbeat bums weren't taking their lazy asses to the dumpster to throw them out, I took them myself, and if I didn't any sooner insects and mice would've infested the apartment.

    This stupid bitch is constantly bringing people over here all hours of the day and they all have no business over here, one they stay at night, and they DO NOT live here nor asked the landlord for permission to stay, so obviously that means this dumb bitch is squatting people in here and letting them stay without paying the rent or even under the landlord's knowledge. Worst of all one of these white trash deadbeats threw rocks at the balcony door; now first of all if you want something and if you can get in the the apartment than have enough goddamn sense to knock on our door or ring our doorbell, not throw rocks at the landlord's property, do you know that if you cause any property damage the landlord could sue you, Plus that could very well kick that stupid bitch next door out of here.

    We've told the landlord about all of these problems ..(continue confession)

    Caught In The Act

    My neighbor and former best friend Andrea would have a threesome with my hubby from time to time. My husband really found her attractive and I knew it. But then I was horrified when Andrea said your husband has been watching me. She said let’s teach him a lesson. I said sure. Everyone went home. Andrea stayed behind to clean up.

    James went to clean up then Andrea grabbed me be the hand and said let’s go. She pulled me into the bedroom. James came out of the shower and walked into the bedroom stark naked. Andrea then said “nice cock”. He was shocked. He pulled down her swim suit and said “ you have been eyeing this. Do you want it? I know I wanna have you inside me!” I was soo surprised.

    She dropped to her knees and grabbed his cock. Turned to me and said may I?

    I watched them fuck then I licked her clean.

    We did this often and we enjoyed it but had the understanding that it was a threesome. We have been enjoying each other for years. Andrea is now 51 and her husband is now “un able to get it up”. So she now requests threesomes more often. Before it was just special occasions (birthdays or our wedding anniversary). Now she seems to ask me several times a month. At first it was fun. It’s so HOT to watch your Hubby balls deep in another woman knowing that you will get to lick up the mess and it’s kinda nice hearing her beg for it. Makes me feel like a very lucky and powerful woman.

    Well that all ended today. I came home from running some errands. When I left James was cutting the lawn. Andrea, her daughter Faith and Andrea’s sister Anna were swimming in the pool. When I came home Faith was in the pool but Andrea and Anna were gone. I asked Faith were everyone was. She said I don’t know but after Mr James finished the lawn he said that he was going to clean up then join us in the pool. Mom then said ok and turned to Aunt Anna and they smiled. Faith is 20 so she said and laughed. ( Faith had experienced a threesome with us for her twentieth birthday while Andrea watched. ). She said “Mrs Sharon, don’t get madd. Aunt Anna lost her husband over 2 years ago next week and she has not been with anyone since Uncle Todd got cancer”.

    I was madd. I went to the bedroom through the patio door. And there they were on ..(continue confession)

    Neighbors Husband

    She's been on my case ever since she found out I enjoy gay, as well as straight sex.

    Her religious beliefs I guess. It got to the point she was making stuff up about me, to get me in trouble.

    Fortunately the police saw straight through her bullshit. About a month after the last crackpot episode, her husband came round to talk to me.

    Only he wasn't really interested in apologizing. Instead in my lounge he sucked on my dick until I filled his mouth with my cum.

    He explained afterwards, that we'd had sex once before. I couldn't for the life of me remember, so he told me.

    Apparently he used to cruise his local park for gay sex. I'd been out with friends drinking and cut through the park on my way home. We met and got it on, with him giving me a blow job.
    He remembered me.

    Two days later with his wife at work, he called by again. But this time it wasn't his mouth i fucked. I was the first to take his asshole, and believe me I didn't go easy on him.

    Still he returned the next day, and a few days after that. Each time the sex becoming much rougher.

    Now I fuck him whenever we get the time. His wife still thinks they're the model twenty seven year old couple, but I know her husband loves hard cock up his ass, and that he loves it rough too.

    Last month after his twenty seventh birthday, I got him a surprise. Myself and a friend of mine, double fucked him until we both came in or over him twice each.

    I hate his wife, but absolutely love fucking him.

    Yeah, I Did It , And I'm Not Sorry

    I've lived im my little house in this quiet neighborhood for a few years now. I used to fuck the older lady who lved next door. She was about 80, retired Marine. Didn't make her cum much but I think she just liked feeling a dick in her. Anyway, age finaly got the better of her and she moved away to live with her sister.

    When my friend with benefits isn't here I like to jack off out side in my back yard. I have big bushes planted and a secure fence so I have good privacy. Except in one place I thought no one knew about exccept my old neighbor. At the corner of the neighbors house by the garage one can see my favorite lounge chair I sit in when I'm stroking. I like to stroke real slow to see how long I can last. Most of the time I like to get close and then stop for a little while then beat it again until I can't stand it.

    My new neighbors moved in a few weeks ago. They appeared to be a man about my age and his , what I thought, was his ten year old daughter.

    One day I was getting in a frenzy, about to crack a nut when I saw this little brown haired little girl staring at me just as I blew my load. Just ruined my alone time! A few hours later the man came over and pounded on my door. He was angry and accused me of jacking off in front of his wife. What wife I asked. Her! and then I saw her at the bottom of my porch steps. You can tell up clse she is not a little girl, a full grown woman, but real tiny. He said it it happened again he was gonna call the law. I tried to tell him my yard is private and you have to make some effort to see over here. So i decided to try to be a good neighbor and I moved my spank chair. Didn't do any good, the noisy little bitch fell through the bushes one day and almost rolled into my pool. So I went over and politely told them if it happened again I was going to file trespass charges. They turned out to be mean nasty people.

    I was walking through our small neighborhood park one day and I spied their car parked in a secluded spot. I edged closer and I saw his tiny little wife sucking his dick in the front seat. Later found out it was their fetish.

    I called the ..(continue confession)

    He Is A Thief. She Is A Cheat.

    I have a degree in Construction Science, I admit I am a dyke. I had a girlfriend, my neighbor fucked her and ruined her. I cannot get over her, seeing her with him makes my blood boil. I don't deny I suspected she had doubts but either you dance to the left or to the right, you don't two step. When he butted in she was with me, just took her. I get home from a job site, I am dead tired, I walk into my house and she is gone, everything of hers is gone, she is next door with him. If I want to see her, talk to her I have to go next door.

    He is a thief. She is a cheat.

    Karen, Shut The Fuck Up You Don't Own The Neighborhood!

    When My Mother's house burned down she wanted to sell the lot to me so I can build a house of my own and then this nosy ass white trash Karen who's nothing but a neighborhood bully is constantly harassing me to not build my house here. Bitch shut the fuck up you don't own the neighborhood and you have no right to tell me I can't build my own house here. All of the neighbors have been complaining about her for years she's nothing but a spoiled Karen who threatens to call the Police anytime someone calls her a bitch. Wow you're that triggered when someone calls you what you are. They've also said that she may be cooking meth in her home which wouldn't surprise me the least because she looks like she's on Meth.

    We also try to explain why what we are building is legal and yet she refuses to let it go and still harassing me despite the law saying I can build my house here and this bitch keeps pestering my mother to buy her lot and she has told her she is never going to give her property to her. My mother said she was always a bitch, always complaining all the time, in fact I bet she burned down my mother's house but yet she acts like she didn't but I bet she did just to get rid of her and to sell her lot to her.

    I'm getting really fed up with this stupid Karen to the point where I'm about to go buy a gun and shoot her in the fucking head. I wish there was a way to get rid of her from the neighborhood because all of the neighbors have petitioned her removal a long time ago, I say it's about time this bitch got removed from her own home because she's getting very close to pissing me off to a point of no return.

    Karen Neighbor

    When My Mother's house burned down she wanted to sell the lot to me so I can build a house of my own and then this nosy ass white trash Karen who's nothing but a neighborhood bully is constantly harassing me to not build my house here. Bitch shut the fuck up you don't own the neighborhood and you have no right to tell me I can't build my own house here. All of the neighbors have been complaining about her for years she's nothing but a spoiled Karen who threatens to call the Police anytime someone calls her a bitch. Wow you're that triggered when someone calls you what you are. They've also said that she may be cooking meth in her home which wouldn't surprise me the least because she looks like she's on meth.

    We also try to explain why what we are building is legal and yet she refuses to let it go and still harassing me despite the law saying I can build my house here and this bitch keeps pestering my mother to buy her lot and she has told her she is never going to give her property to her. My mother said she was always a bitch, always complaining all the time, in fact I bet she burned down my mother's house but yet she acts like she didn't but I bet she did just to get rid of her and to sell her lot to her.

    I'm getting really fed up with this stupid Karen to the point where I'm about to go buy a gun and shoot her in the fucking head. I wish there was a way to get rid of her from the neighborhood because all of the neighbors have petitioned her removal a long time ago, I say it's about time this bitch got removed from her own home because she's getting very close to pissing me off to a point of no return.

  • There is genuine hate between us. We've even fought, with his wife complaining later, how I'd made a mess of her husbands face. Dont know how I did that, as he's one ugly obese jabba the hut looking freak.
    The fact is, he's a fat prick with a gobby mouth.
    So to why I'm here.
    Lockdown.
    His son is a closet gay eighteen year old. I know he's still firmly in the closet, because when I fuck him, he's careful not to have anyone know.
    And when I say fuck him, I mean I screw the shit out of him, often making him cry out with over exertion.
    He's nothing like his parents, slim, articulate and caring. And it was his caring nature that got him sucking on my eight inches.
    He called round a few weeks after my confrontation with his dad. It wasn't to placate me, but rather to make sure nothing happened again.
    He was so sweet, so caring, I fucked him in my lounge to show him I'd be a good neighbour.
    I've always known he was at least bisexual. When you've fucked as many young guys as me, you just know who likes cock.
    Offering him a drink, then my dick, he practically pounced on my cock, sucking on it like a desperate refugee.
    Fucking his tight hole was so good, I fucked him twice before he left for home.
    Now even with 'Fuckdown' as I call it, I'm still fucking his gorgeous mouth and arsehole every single day.
    I still hate his jabba father, but love fucking the fat c**ts son.