Did your date bring along an ex to your dinner? Was your date required to blow into a breathalyzer to start their vehicle? Did your date ask if you were in a "serious relationship" in under 15 minutes of meeting them? Did you hit the friends zone, without even taking the field? Did she have a machete hidden in her purse? Was your date fresh out of prison for murder? This is our category for confessing your real life cringe worthy dating disasters.

The Big Date

I met a girl through our circle of friends and after several weeks we decided to start dating. We did group dates for awhile as we had pretty much the same circle of friends.

Things seemed to go well and we were getting pretty hot and heavy.

She had given me several hand jobs and I had finger her but that was pretty much it.

I had just turned 21 and she was 19. At the time we both still lived with our parents when not away at college.

Things were getting to the point that I knew she wanted to have sex and it just so happened that my parents would be out ..(continue confession)

Housewife And Mother

My best friend starts dating a black man. He introduces me to his friend. Because of my best friend I go out with them. My brotherly boss hears about this and brings me into his office and tells me to stop seeing this black man. No offense but 'do not let his dick fuck you'.

My best friend pushes me to date her boyfriend's friend. I go with them to an art fair. My brotherly boss shows up, takes me by the hand and gives me an ultimatum. If I don't stop seeing that black man I won't be worthy of his children. Go home with him now, or forever be pushed aside. Now or never, go home ..(continue confession)

Unwanted Surprise

My neighbor was forced to retire a couple of years ago. After I retired a year ago we started hanging out together. My wife made fun of us, I was his shadow. What my wife didn't know is that Joe invited me and taught me to suck cock. For as long as I remember I have been attracted to cock, in swim class, junior high gym, college dorm parties, golf showers.

In spite of admiring cock I never actually held, touched or sucked on a cock. Joe offered, I accepted. Joe was a guy who had friends, friends who got together, nude pool parties, and more exciting, every one got a number, you matched up with your party ..(continue confession)