Did your date bring along an ex to your dinner? Was your date required to blow into a breathalyzer to start their vehicle? Did your date ask if you were in a "serious relationship" in under 15 minutes of meeting them? Did you hit the friends zone, without even taking the field? Did she have a machete hidden in her purse? Was your date fresh out of prison for murder? This is our category for confessing your real life cringe worthy dating disasters.

I'm Confused

Just a bit of context.

Firstly, I'm a girl and I play online games. I pretend to be a guy online to avoid guys hitting on me and all that stuff and only my friends who I know in high school know about this. This actually works great! I (mostly) don't get guys trying to hit on me anymore except a couple of times but I'll explain that later. The only problem is now I can't use voice, so all I can do is listen and type which is a trade-off I'm willing to take.

Anyway, my friends and I join a public server to play an mmorpg on and eventually I find a guy I like. He's super nice and we've typed to each other for a while now. I accidentally tell him that I like him while I was drunk and he tells me that he likes me too. So now I'm thinking that he's into other guys and feeling pretty disappointed.

But here comes the most shocking news. He later tells me that he's a girl pretending to be a guy. After hearing this I also come clean.

So now here we are. We're both girls pretending to be guys. And we're both straight.
We're still friends, but we both know each other's secrets. We've also finally talked with each other on voice chat now. Mostly when there's no one else around. Anyway, unfortunately someone hopped on at 3am in the morning and joined our voice chat as we were chatting and he found that I'm a girl. I later told him that I was my girlfriend. That sounds weird pretending to be the girlfriend to myself, but that was only after he told other people about me and I'm pretty sure half of them didn't buy it since I guess it was a bit strange I never use voice.

I later invited her to a private discord I have with friends that I use voice chat with so we could chat without worry of being discovered.

We're still good friends, but now I'm confused about my feelings. What should I do?

  • I Thought I Could Stop Myself

    I (26 M) have been letting guys (21 in total) fuck my mouth at my job behind my gfs back and how I was going to stop it because its wrong.

    I couldnt stop, i couldnt resist. I thought to myself, well, I'll just download grindr and look around, thats all. Not even going to upload a pic or profile, just gonna see what i see. A couple hours pass and I'm still looking around at all these guys on grindr looking for head. I was about to get off from work and was just killing time browsing and I told myself that once I got off, I would uninstall it. I thought since I was just looking, it would be fun if I teased. I wasn't getting much attention with just a blank profile.

    I uploaded a pic of me on my knees in my security uniform, mouth shaped like an O with my eyes cropped out. My profile said I was going for a dick to be shoved down my throat until he cums down my throat. Oh boy did my profile do a whole 180. In less than 20 minutes, over 100 guys had viewed me and about 30-40 guys were asking to come use my throat. Damn it had me hard as fuck at work, precumming in my pants like crazy looking at all the dick pics sent to me, imagining myself gagging on each one.

    It was time for me to get off work. And so many guys were hitting me up. I couldn't help myself. I couldn't resist. At first I told myself, it would just be one guy, it would just be real quick and fun. I messaged one guy while I was in my car about to leave when another guy with this beautiful dick messaged me. I told him to come over too if he was okay with having me suck both of or he could wait and watch. I reached out to the other guy and told him the same and they both said they were down. I started scrolling through my previous messages and looking at all the nice dicks. I messaged another 4 guys, 2 of them said they were down. I gave all 4 guys my address, gate code, and told them the door was unlocked.

    All 4 of them were Hispanic guys, all of them had some thick chubby latino dicks. The biggest guy was like 6'2" and 280lbs or something and my lord he had a huge dick. It wasn't as big as the bbc I've had but it was so surprising and plump. I loved it. They all absolutely dominated and abused me and fuck ..(continue confession)

    I Thought I Would Stop At 21. I Was Wrong

    I posted a confession here last week about how I have been letting guys (21 in total) fuck my mouth at my job behind my gfs back and how I was going to stop it because its wrong.

    I couldnt stop, i couldnt resist. I thought to myself, well, I'll just download grindr and look around, thats all. Not even going to upload a pic or profile, just gonna see what i see. A couple hours pass and I'm still looking around at all these guys on grindr looking for head. I was about to get off from work and was just killing time browsing and I told myself that once I got off, I would uninstall it. I thought since I was just looking, it would be fun if I teased. I wasn't getting much attention with just a blank profile.

    I uploaded a pic of me on my knees in my security uniform, mouth shaped like an O with my eyes cropped out. My profile said I was going for a dick to be shoved down my throat until he cums down my throat. Oh boy did my profile do a whole 180. In less than 20 minutes, over 100 guys had viewed me and about 30-40 guys were asking to come use my throat. Damn it had me hard as fuck at work, precumming in my pants like crazy looking at all the dick pics sent to me, imagining myself gagging on each one.

    It was time for me to get off work. And so many guys were hitting me up. I couldn't help myself. I couldn't resist. At first I told myself, it would just be one guy, it would just be real quick and fun. I messaged one guy while I was in my car about to leave when another guy with this beautiful dick messaged me. I told him to come over too if he was okay with having me suck both of or he could wait and watch. I reached out to the other guy and told him the same and they both said they were down. I started scrolling through my previous messages and looking at all the nice dicks. I messaged another 4 guys, 2 of them said they were down. I gave all 4 guys my address, gate code, and told them the door was unlocked.

    All 4 of them were Hispanic guys, all of them had some thick chubby latino dicks. The biggest guy was like 6'2" and 280lbs or something and my lord he had a huge dick. It wasn't as big as the bbc I've had but it was so surprising and plump. I loved it. They ..(continue confession)

  • I Am Afraid I Screwed Up An Unscrewing It Will Make It Worse

    I think I sent her the wrong signal. I know she is gay and we are friends with benefits. Her lease was coming up for renewal, I asked if she wanted to cut her rent expense she could room with me. It was purely a way to cut costs for her. She is upset that I showed her my second room, she guilted me into sharing the master with me, she is my friend and we play around, but the intent of my invitation never meant to be a commitment proposal.

    This Stops Today. Probably.

    I've sucked off and swallowed 21 different guys while I've been with my girlfriend. Most of them came to my job where I work security at and met me in the stairwell where they would fuck my face until they came down my throat or they would jerk off and then stuff it in my mouth at the last minute. So many different types of dicks, uncut, cut, dark skin, light skin, black guys, white guys, Latino guys, Indian guys, Asian guys. Thick dick, long dick, small dick, average dick, bent dick, old dick, 18 year old dick, bbc dick. Tranny dick too. Each one of them I've swallowed. And I was an extra good boy every time, I loved every single drop of cum that was given to me. I'm still such a good boy I promise I want all the daddies and tgirls to use me but I am in a relationship and it's supposed to be exclusive. Im breaking these rules and its unfair and cruel to my partner. 21 different dicks. That's enough man. That's plenty enough. There's literally no need to keep hurting her like this. Stop now. You've had plenty. Ease up a bit and stop trying to be such a slut.


    1. Fat black guy 1 thick fat cock, visiting houston, fucked my face in his car until he came.
    2. Fat black guy 2 avg dick, real bumpy feeling, laid me flat out on the stairs and humped the shit of my face until he came down my throat deep. His big ol belly was suffocating me the whole time he was Cumming, I thought i was gonna pass out
    3. Fat black guy 3 dreads and nice dick, also fucked my face in his car until he came
    4. Fat black guy 4 thick head, thick dick but short, fucked my face on his bed in his room while watching Netflix. First he let me suck on the head and balls for like 15 minutes while I dry humped his bed. Then I convinced him to get up and fuck my face. He did it while his roommates and landlord was home, he was really noisy. He grabbed me by the back of my head and fucked my throat hard, his belly was suffocating me like the other fat guy I sucked. He came a whole bunch, it took me 3 swallows with his dick in my mouth. He let me jerk off and cum all over my uniform while he was fycking my mouth too.
    5. Fat black guy 5 dreads avg dick, uncut, sat down and let me suck him off in the stairwell, used hand and mouth combo. Yummy cum.
    6. Indian guy avg dick, kind ..(continue confession)

  • Sorority Party

    Party Bus. The end of the school year, time for fun. The bus was to basically just ride up and down the freeways while kids got drunk. Some girls took their tops off, other girls had their tops torn off. Scores were given, A+ to D, I got a D. Pants were pulled down, some pulled their pants down. Lean forward across the back of the seat in front of you with a blindfold and a guy's dick is shoved up your vagina if your lucky, up you're ass if you're not.

    Next morning you have a hang over, puked in the bed. Wondering who fucked you last night.

    He Is Boring Us

    I am bored. For the last two years I have shared a flat with my boyfriend's ex. A money thing, three's a party, hot sex with her, she opened me up to sharing is caring, and two hot mamas are even better. The thing he is boring now.

    Our day, crawl in bed after breakfast, make love, take a shower, clean the flat, agree on lunch, go for a walk, nap together, make love some more, do a crossword, fix dinner, go to bed, make love.

    Or he calls, comes over, takes his pick, walks her back to the bed, fucks her till he is done, sends her out to get a hot towel, gets dressed, leaves. Boring useless sex, no party time, just a hole to masturbate in.

    I Just Got Let Down

    Hi my name is Kathy, I live in a small town in rural upstate New York. I am one of seven children, the oldest, two boys and five girls. We live in the farm house of my great grandparents, two upstairs bedrooms, one indoor bathroom. My father is the custodian of the junior high school, my mother with seven children doesn't work outside the home. By any measures we are poor.

    I left home after high school and got a job in Syracuse at a Hilton hotel. I met a man, he is 34 with a trust fund, he doesn't need to work and he took me on a holiday to Orlando and Disney World after I told him I had always wanted to go. The sex was blah.

    I don't have experience, there is nowhere to go in my town and everyone knows everyone. I was so disappointed, I always fantasized on heavy metal music and fireworks. My first time was so disappointing.

    That's my confession.

    Looking To Move On As Usual

    I need sex. I am so fed up trying to find the right partner and things not working out. I have to keep trying to find one that is right. It takes time and work. It means also a willingness to leave the past ones behind you, which I am doing. Just preferring new romantic goals and men in my life and letting go of the past ones is not that hard.

    Confused About My Feelings

    Still not over 2019 Spring Break in Cabo. I am a senior at Arizona State this fall, online, at home until I can go to campus. I met a guy in Cabo from the University of Michigan. Things went down the loosing your self respect road and I had sex with him and another girl. I regret having sex with him, I insisted on a condom but he took it off. I got an abortion, never told him about it, went on with my life, keeping in touch with Ellen who was the girl that night.

    She is pretty level headed, held my hand during the abortion thing, and is now my best friend. She is asking me to transfer to her school. I only had sex with her that one time, my only experience like that. She claims to be bi, but says for me she will stay far away from any guy. I don't want to toy with her, I just don't know if one drunk night is a commitment.

    Am I, or am I am not?