This category is for confessing to things that are just plain 'ol "funny as fuck." If it won't make us piss ourselves with laughter, it simply doesn't belong here. Knock yourself out you funny shit..

My Teacher

I saw my unmarried struggling to walk normal. Idk what happened to her but I really want to know if she had anal sex of something I really want to know...I saw her entering into college other guys are laughing and guessing if she had sex really hard or something but I am not sure. I really want to know why se wasn't able to walk normal. She was taking small steps. She was walking like a penguin and it was a day after a holiday. please tell me what cause her walk like that?

Get It Mom

So I caught my mom sucking my dad's cock tonight in our garage. Dad went out there before dinner to "his workshop," he's a carpenter on the side so he spends a lot of time out there and my mom has to usually go get him for meals. Well tonight he didn't even come back for dinner, so mom fixed him a plate and went out there. And was gone for 30 minutes. No big deal, I'm doing dishes anyway so I go out and check and see that the main door is closed up. Okay...

I go around the side and see the side door is shut but there's a little light from the table lamp he keeps ..(continue confession)

Drunk Barefoot Hillbilly

Me and my family was trying to have lunch at McDonald's until a man wearing a straw hat, overalls, and bare feet went inside McDonald's and he was holding a Banjo too and as McDonald's Employees tried to let the man know about the Dress Code Policy, he stands on top of the counter playing his banjo and singing Old MacDonald to the annoyance of everybody inside the restaurant. Then after he started shouting EIEIO the Employees began yelling at him to stop and to leave the restaurant and then the Hillbilly Farted right in the McDonald's Worker's Face and then he makes a dash towards the restroom and yes he went inside the restroom barefoot, now that is just ..(continue confession)