Two years ago I was badly beaten up by two guys who mistook me for someone else.
I even knew the guy they were after. Someone who'd fucked one of their wives.
Pissed off, I recovered and vowed to myself i'd get them back.
Just before the first lockdown, I met the wife of the guy who'd cheated on her husband.
After chatting her up, I took her back to mine and fucked her all evening. The sex was so good between us, she called round the next evening and we had sex until well after midnight.
Pleased as punch with myself, I went away on a short city break in Prague with a mate.
When we got back, I heard there'd been a huge fight in my local pub.
The guy who's wife I'd originally supposed to have fucked, was put in hospital by the man who he should have gone after in the first place.
Still with me.
I'd gotten totally mixed up when I chatted up the guys wife, who I genuinely thought was the wife of one of he men who beat me up.
She was in fact the wife of the man who they'd originally wanted to batter.
He'd found out she'd been fucking someone, and thought it was the husband of the woman he'd fucked.
They'd met in the pub and all hell was let loose.
He got arrested for putting his adversary in hospital, and was remanded. Eventually the charges were dropped as no one would press any, not even the pub landlord who's pub was smashed up a bit.
Now the cruncher.
Summer in between lockdowns, I've moved to a new place because of work commitments. I'm busy, but after a couple of weeks in my new place I meet a beautiful looking woman, who's moved into a small flat not far from where I live.
We'd both been out jogging and she was walking past me. We turn to check each other out and I get cheeky asking her if she'd like to have a drink.
The restrictions are difficult in pubs etc, so she invites me to call round that night.
We end up in bed and I'm literally mid stroke up her pussy from behind when her phone rings.
She moves forward telling me she has to take the call. I'm knelt up with my cock bobbing up and down as she speaks to a guy.
The conversation lasts only a minute, then she turns round smiling. Not saying anything at first, she sucks my cock into her mouth and takes her time to give me oral sex.
We fuck, changing positions a few times. Then she asks me to fuck her arse. We're in the spoons position when I cum up her rear hole. Its been a fantastic fuck, but it gets better.
As we lay next to each other, she tells me the man on the phone is now officially her ex husband. He'd got in from his mothers, to find he had an email confirming their decree absolute.
When she tells me his name, I can't believe it. Its the older guy who along with his friend had beaten me up. He'd married a younger woman and I'd just fucked her on their divorce day.
I didn't tell her who I was in relation to her ex, not until she asked to move in with me.
We live together now and have an amazing relationship and have even spoken about marriage and kids.
Not what I expected when I was beaten up.