We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Nosey Neighbours

I was on my way to meet a top at his house. He lived in a nicer neighbourhood, and I was driving slow to see the address. A neighbour must have thought that I was trying to break into houses or something and started following my car. I went around the block, hoping that they would leave me alone, but they kept following me. After a few minutes of this I found his house and went into his garage side door as he had instructed me to.

I met the guy in his garage and he fucked me over the hood of his car. I was moaning the whole time, and he was pretty loud when he came. He had been pretty rough too so my ass was really sore and covered in cum and lube.

When I walked out, I was walking funny cause of the soreness and wetness. But the neighbours who had followed me were still out there! They must have been waiting out front of his house the whole time. They definitely heard me getting fucked by this guy. They started questioning me about what I was doing here and why I was in the neighbourhood. Why was I in his garage. They threatened to call the police. I got in my car and drove away as quickly as I could. I went back there a few more times on other days. I saw his neighbours watching me from their houses, but never talked to me again.

  • Fun Turns To Humiliation

    Myself and my wife are part of a local swingers group. There might be 10 couples, all familiar with each other and attend parties when we can.
    Since we started I have REALLY wanted to see my wife have sex with another girl. Problem is she has maintained it will never happen. We were having sex 2 weeks ago and again I brought it up. But I got the surprise this time. She said "yes" but on one condition. She said if she does it, I would have to have sex with another guy. As we were in the middle of sex and she had her mouth on my cock at the time I agreed.
    Last Saturday night we attended a small party with 3 other couples. The girls started off and my wife did join in for the first time. For an hour us guys sat around rubbing our cocks as all 4 girls played. I got to see my wife on her back with a girl licking her pussy as another sat on her face. The girls even took turns with a strap on.
    As the girls decided to take a break my wife pretty much outed me. She announced I wanted to try guy on guy and asked if any of the guys would help me out. Well, 2 of the guys agreed. A few minutes later I was on my knees with 2 cocks in my face. I sucked both of them and for maybe 30 minutes the 3 of us changed positions several times and sucked each other. From somewhere a bottle of lube found its way to the mix. My wife made the suggestion I take the bottom role. I found myself on my hands and knees as one of the guys started working his cock into my ass. It felt so uncomfortable! He finally got enough of his cock inside me that he pulled out and pushed back in. As he started really fucking my ass the other guy got in front and wanted me to suck him at the same time. It was hard to concentrate on sucking his cock because my asshole was on fire! It did hurt.
    Then something happened that made me forget the cock in my ass. My own cock started to get hard. Super hard! I was so embarrassed and scared to death everyone would notice it. And yes they did. One of the other wives started pointing and laughing. My own wife screamed "Oh My G-D he likes it!" She got up off the couch and got down beside me. She reached underneath and grabbed my cock. She barely touched it and I shot cum all over her hand and on the floor. As everyone laughed she rubbed the cum all over my lips. She started slapping my ass and telling the guy to "fuck the little fag harder". He increased his pace and a minute later he shot his load in my ass. Everyone in the room started clapping their hands and cheering.
    I was completely humiliated.

    After Effects Of Anal

    Been seeing this guy for 5 months now. Every thing is going good. We get along great. We both have good careers. The sex is amazing.

    But he did introduce me to anal sex. Honestly I’m not a huge fan of it quite yet but it’s growing on me. We don’t have anal frequency. Maybe once every other week

    Two weekends ago we had went out to eat with some of his friends. And upon returning back to his place we had sex. Started with a bj then rode his dick for a bit. I thought I’d initiate anal for the first time so I pulled off his dick and grabbed the lube. I took off the condom. Then sat on his dick with my butthole. No condom for anal for us

    I got my orgasm and he came in my butt as usual during anal. Not even 20 minutes later I got a bad stomach cramp. And I started sweating. I went to the bathroom and had really bad diarrhea. Jeez I was embarrassed. It was loud.

    I guess the combination of sushi and cum in my butt had upset my digestive system. And my freshly fucked butthole was paying the price.

    I showered before leaving the bathroom. Very embarrassed by it I didn’t know what to say.

    But my boyfriend reached in his nightstand pulled out some pepto and said this will help.

  • Ditch Pig Mom

    At work, some of the guys in my age bracket, early twenties, had been telling me for some time about a cougar bar filled with older middle aged woman looking to get fucked by young men. They loved the place. “You want to get laid, easiest place on earth Bruce!” They were telling me about several of the women and what they were really good at, bad at and making fun of each of them; their bodies, saggy skin, tits, stomach, dry pussies etc. They told me about one woman, Kathy, close to fifty who was a real “pig.” Not great looking but willing to do anything to get laid. She had group sex with three of the guys at work participating. I asked what made her such a pig. “Are you kidding dude. This old bitch is desperate! She is willing to do anything to get fucked. She swallows everyone’s cum, licked our assholes, took us up her ass. Dude she laid in the grass once while we circle jerked all over her body.” I was like, wow! “One guy told us that he fucked her in the park and pissed on her afterwords! And she loved it!” Wow, that’s pretty fucking sad. Anyway, they convinced me to come along. I was twenty two myself and was curious as to what was happening. When I walked in there it was almost a two to one ratio of older women to young men. My work buddies pointing and telling me who they had been to bed with and what their specialty was. “She gives incredible head dude.” “That one takes it up the ass.” Stuff like that. To these young guys it was a bit of a joke. These women seemed to think these young guys had a real desire for an older woman when in fact they were using them as an easy fuck. For kicks. After twenty minutes or so, an attractive enough women 44, started hitting on me. She had an okay figure for a woman her age. A mom figure but bangable. We danced, she kissed me telling me that she found me cute. She said a friend was having a party down the street with many of the women in the bar heading that way. She wanted me to come, so I did. It was located in the wealthy area of town, large homes. When we got to the party it was pretty wild. Cougars and young men necking, making out. It was a huge home, with some couples popping in and out of rooms. Edith, the woman I was with, took me by the hand and gave me a tour of the grounds. In the backyard we passed by a drunk woman getting banged in the grass. Edith took me back in the house and down a hallway to a bedroom. When she opened the door there was a couple on the bed in the 69 position, he eating her pussy and she sucking his cock. Edith said, “Oops, sorry Kathy!” The woman looked up and my jaw dropped. She was my mother. “Mom!” She freaked out jumping off the bed and running off into the bathroom. Un-fucking real. What made it worse was the dude was one of my fucking coworkers. He’s like, “Dude! Your mother is Kathy?!” Holy shit. My mother was the perverted ditch pig these guys were making fun of! The one who loved getting pissed on! Who licked asshole’s assholes!!! Well my life has been forever changed. I quit the job and moved out to the Midwest. I still have a relationship with mom but it ain’t the same and I’m told she is still doing the rounds with young guys. The embarrassment will keep me away forever.

    Bad Vibrations 2

    My first post “Bad Vibrations” I told about my masturbating on my bed, fully nude before taking a shower and my son’s best friend, Sean, unbeknownst to me, watching all of it and everything. Apparently he stayed over after a night of partying. I demanded he leave which he did but not after begging me to have intercourse with him.

    Well, what I didn’t say, is that Sean hasn’t stopped texting me about his desires saying he can’t stop thinking about me even going as far as sending dick pics and full nude shots of himself masturbating. He’s all of nineteen! I will admit, see him masturbating is arousing so I understand his seeming obsession. No sooner do I post my story on this site than the next morning he knocks on my door. I let him in for coffee. We spoke about what happened and he again is begging me to make love with him. He’s nineteen and I’m forty one! I’m flattered but come on, there would be no future and just a fuck and my vibrator keeps me satisfied and will do, until a proper relationship enters my life. I told him that and he left but is still texting. I don’t want my son knowing what happened that day but I don’t need a stalker either.

  • Not Right At All

    My name is Paul. I’m 22 years old and work as a mechanic here in town. I and some friends went out one night to a bar. The place was packed with women being that it was “Ladies Night.” A very attractive but older woman in her late forties asked me to dance, which we did. She said she wanted to give me a blow job. I said sure. I was shocked but hey, who turns down a blow job?
    Not I!
    We went to her car, she unzipped my pants, I pulled them down to my knees and watched her do her thing. Man, she was good. I mean I’m just shy of seven inches and pretty thick but she had no problem taking all of me and to completion. She was by far the best I ever had. She drank my paste and thanked me. I said, “No, thank you!” And we went back into the club. That was it. We didn’t speak the rest of the evening. A couple of days later I bumped into her at the store. We talked a bit and then she asked if I enjoyed the bj. Fuck yeah! And then offered another one. We got in my truck, I moved it to a back alley where we necked for awhile, she taking off her top, me sucking on her tits. Sure they were implants but I didn’t care. She gave me a repeat performance. Fucking great! I took her back to her car and we were done. Well if I didn’t run into her at that same bar a couple of weeks later. Again we made out a bit in her car, she sucked me off but not to completion stopping to ask if I would like to hit her place where we could fuck.
    Absolutely!
    Her place was really nice. We wasted no time jumping into bed. We were getting it on in the dark. I took off my clothes and she was in panties and topless. I went to slide my hand down her panties but she bolted up, took off her underwear and came back into bed. Well I reached for the gold only to find another dick in the bed, every bit as big as mine! I blew out of that bed got dressed and out the door. Now I don’t give a shit what anyone wants to do but come on, to go that far without warning a guy is wrong. Very embarrassing!

    Son In Law Wake Up Call

    I was staying at my daughter and her husband’s home for a couple of weeks. They have had a very successful business which has afforded them a big beautiful home with a pool, hot tub and even a sauna. Very impressive. We took in the sauna on my first evening, I wearing a one piece bathing suit. My son in law walked in and dropped the towel he was wearing exposing a very impressive endowment. I was in shock! He asked why I was wearing a suit adding, “Mom, you can’t do a sauna unless you’re nude.” I was about to answer when my daughter walked in and dropped her towel as well. “Mom, you can’t get the true experience of a sauna like that. Take it off.” I refused. In fact I left. They are in their early thirties and in great shape and although for my age, fifty two, I’m quite proud of my figure, I just don’t compare and don’t feel comfortable being nude in front of my son in law nor him in front of me. That was something I would have to get use to. The very next morning my daughter and I at the kitchen table having coffee when her husband walks in, in all his glory. A beautiful man, but really?! He poured a coffee and then stood there for five minutes talking to us while nude. My face and chest were flushed red, with my daughter laughing about it. Well while they were both out I snuck into the sauna nude and decided to see for myself what it was like. It was very nice. I was enjoying it until my son in law unexpectedly stepped in with, “There you go mom! Good for you!” I was going to cover up but why? He saw everything so there we were sitting and talking. I found his endowment to be very distracting. When he first came in it was a healthy size but it grew quite large with the heat of the sauna and his testicles were hanging quite low. I had never realized how much a penis moves and changes. He caught me starring at it several times but he made no mention. I was flushed again with arousal, my nipples hard my body giving my needs away. It has been three years since my husband died and my desires were coming out with my naked son in law. For the first time since puberty, I found myself in their guest room masturbating. Once I got home I purchased my first sex toy and have decided to put my profile on dating sites. That experience showed me that I can and need to get on with life. This site and all its stories have awakened me to how much of a prude I have been. I’m not too old to learn.

    Bad Vibrations

    So I awoke a few Thursday’s ago, heard my son head off for college, got out of bed for my morning coffee and read emails. That was all good. I decided to have a shower, disrobed, laid on my bed pulled my vibrator out and thought I’d release some sexual tension before doing so. I have a vibrator that stimulates my clitoris and vagina at the same time. As I was going at myself, breathing heavy and coming to a loud climax, I open my eyes to see through a reflection in my mirror, my son’s best friend Sean, in my bedroom doorway. I screamed, covering myself up. “What are you doing here??” He said Jeff and he got in late and Jeff told him to crash at our place. He saw everything. I mean he saw everything! He apologized but also said watching me was a huge turn on adding, “I really want to make love to you.” I told him I needed him to leave. He said, “Please, I would satisfy you, I promise.” I just said, go and he did. God how embarrassing.

    Caught In The Act And Didn’t Know It

    I was recently out with some friends a bunch of girls that don’t get out much getting together on a Friday night. I’m an ex volleyball ball player so I have a large frame but am curvy. Have big tits double Ds a slim waist and some rather big hips. Red head and am very outspoken. I am married with 2 kids and even with 2 kids I stay in shape. People always stare at my tits. My girls are hard not to stare at I get it.
    We where out for happy hour there where 6 of us at a bar we frequent. There was a group of 5 guys that were there before we got there. They came up talking to us right when we arrived. Most the girls with us where married except a pair. One of the guys really cute a bit shorter than me was tall with me. I had on a sun dress since it was late spring and warm. It came low hugging my boobs waist and came down a bit over my ass. As this guy talked to me his eyes were on my tits non stop. At one point I told him my eyes were up here snapping my fingers. A couple of hours go by and this guy had pumped me full of drinks. I headed out and he insisted on walking me to my SUV. I had tried to make a slice exit not telling my friends that where let as they would have begged me to stay. I slipped out and the only person who saw me leaving was the guy who had been hitting on me the hole night. He talked and talked had stopped drinking but I could feel the alcohol was still hitting me hard. I got into my suv and he got in the passenger side. I was really buzzed and before I knew it we where in a full blown make out mode. He pulled my top down which was easy since my tits where barley covered by my dress. His hand was rubbing the fabric around my pubic area. With my dress up and he had full view to my crotch he says your a true red head. He forced a finger in and I pushed his hand back and said I can’t do this. He begged and begged but I wasn’t budging. He then quickly said then can you just rub me out instead so i agreed. His dick was already out thought that’s was fast. I started to stroke him. He asked that I put my face close to cock because he wanted to feel me breathe on it. I wanna face to face but I was close enough that he could feel me breathe on his cock. I stroked away and he then pushed my head down with one strong swoop and his cock hit my lips then quickly went in. I pretty much had my mouth still and he pumped in and out of my mouth while I sat there. We did this for a bit and then i felt his hand on the back of my head really tighten up to the back of my head and I felt his warm jizz spill into the back of my throat and mouth. I ducked and swallowed not wanting to get any in my car or dress. It sounded very sloppy and he said for me to stop because he was getting hard again.
    I was a little scared and sat up. When I sat up there where my 2 friends that where left in the bar and 3 of the guys that where there. All 5 had sneaked to check and see where I had gone. Apparently the had text me but I had not heard or seen my phone since I was getting mouth fucked. Guy gets out they cheer it was so fucking embarrassing. Girls swore to never tell my husband and asked if I wanted them to cover for me to go get fucked. I said no it’s good and left. I walked in quickly and quietly kids where sleeping and my husband was on the couch asleep. It was close to 11 and he was watching the news. I told him I was home and I was goin to shower then I’d be down. He opened his eyes and said ok. I went upstairs ran the shower undressed and saw a rather large stain on my dress. I knew what that was. I looked in the mirror and saw I looked a mess. Makeup was running lip stick was running up my cheek. It looked like I had gotten fucked. I felt horrible and still do. It had been years since I had anyone’s cock on my mouth that wasn’t my husbands. I feel like I should tell him but I don’t want to hurt him or ruin the good thing we have. The next night I let him fuck me anyway he wanted. Even the rear which is rare.

  • He Saw Everything

    After getting Divorced and dating for a few months different people. I met a guy that I had worked out with before. We knew each other and once I was single he asked me out. He is in good shape also divorced has a good job. Nice place. He like me has a son who he splits time with there ex as do I. It was a Friday night and both are kids where with there other parents. We had decided on a date night which started at a happy hour very little to eat then back to his house. It was a summer night so it was warm outside. We had a few more drinks and were by the pool. We where being flirty I was dancing by self and I being 5 foot 2 135 lbs nice tits and a fat ass. People notice when I dance. I am often told my goods shake in all the right places. We had music going out side I am outside putting on a show for my guy and am in my thong by the time the song is over. My guy was mauling me sucking my tits sliding his finger in my holes. I’m game for any hole by the way and I like it rough. I’m sucking and licking I laid down and my legs go up in the air and my man is plowing me. He pulls out and shoots his load on my tummy and some hit my trimmed pussy hair. He stood there over me rubbing his dick against my opening for a bit and he was shard again for round 2. I flipped over and he proceeded to bang me doggie style my personal favorite. He pounded my kitty for a while then I felt him pull out and start to push inside my rear. I quickly started to rub myself and I was going to cum and it was coming fast. I started to cum he pounded into my rear and my legs where shaking as he continued long stroking me. After a bit I fort him tense up then let out a moan groan and I felt warm cum shoot inside my rear. I stayed on the lounge well fucked I slide down and laid on my side my well used ass was on display and with the booze and having cum I fell asleep. When I woke i was on the lounge had a blanket on but my ass was exposed. His neighbor was sitting talking to my guy and he had a full view of my rear. When I woke I sat up and my guy got up to get me some water. The neighbor told me when my guy left that I was really talented and would love to get a ride from me. He then gave me his card and told me to give him a call if it didn’t work out with his neighbor. He said watched me getting fucked and he was eager to share his cock which he said was way bigger then his neighbors. I didn’t know what to say then my date came back outside with water and I got up and covered up. He ended up getting my name and number so t know how but he has sent me some dick picks and if it’s him he is huge and I’m not sure my ass mouth or pussy can take that. I mean would it be bad to try his dick out. I’m going through a faze where I want to try and date more and not be tied down to one person. But if I can get dicked down for a while I’d be ok with that.