We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

The Stranger In My Life

I grew up with a single mother, and had very little to do with my father. My paternal grandmother came through on birthdays and Christmas, but otherwise she was totally absent. We grew up without any spending money, and things like car payments and rent were always open discussions. I went to junior college, and finished an associates and went to work at this restaurant chain. The waitresses made more money, so I took up waitressing. That's where I met this man I'm going to kiss and tell about.

I ran into him right after work at Barnes and Noble. He was looking for some book and we crossed paths in the isle. He recognized me and I had to work at remembering him. He talked to me and I wasn't able to leave, he never touched me but he captured me. I said several times that I needed to leave, but he went on and ignored me. It was then around six p.m. and he said let's go to Panera's.

Like a dumb bunny I followed him. Everything my mother taught me about strange men was in my blind side. He offered me a ride in his car. Again, don't get in a car with a stranger, but there I was telling where I lived and everything. At my house, I still lived with my mother, my mother's car wasn't there and the lights were out. He followed me in to check that there wasn't someone waiting for me. Now this stranger was in my house and we were all alone and when he saw the panties on the floor of my bedroom he became sexual.

He picked up a pair of my panties and held them up with his finger. He smelled them. He told me smell can give you away, women smell different when they are ovulating. He sat on the sofa and asked me to come sit down on him and make his dick happy. On his lap he asked me to give him tits, he really liked tits and he wanted to play with my tits. Topless, sitting on his lap, facing him he kissed me and felt up around my waist and bottom. He opened his shirt so I could splash my tits against him, he pulled at my panties and I had to get off of him to take them off, now I was naked. He had taken the chance to get his dick out.

I sat on his dick like he asked me, to slide down slowly so he would enjoy it. With his dick in me, his hands on my tits, naked, my mother opened the front door. I didn't know his name. I didn't know anything about him. I had a total stranger in my mother's house and I was naked with him.

I had to move after that, for bringing a stranger into my mother's house to have sex with. My mother carries a grudge forever, and the shaming for letting a stranger, I didn't even know his name, have sex with me. I can't explain it. Stranger danger aside, I never once felt threatened. I went along with him, step by step by step until I was sitting naked on his dick in the living room.

He only sits in my section. He brings work people and they tip big. He tells them. I get envelopes with money and he gave me a loaner car. I sit on his lap and ride up and down while plays with my tits until he throws me off and gets on top of me. I have never had sex with any other man. He knows it and he wants it that way. I wouldn't dare let another man touch me.

  • Dirty Knickers

    So I was giving the business to this girl I met through a work connection. She liked it doggie style and liked to be used hard and rough. So I take my dick out her wet kitty and press it on her tight pucker and she moans and begs me to fuck her ass. I start the head in her hole and then slide the whole 7 inches in deep as I can in one good shove making her grunt and moan and talk filthy. That turns me on so much when she talks dirty. I could see my dick was getting dirty and streaked when I slid it on the out strokes. Soon enough I was pulling her hair and unloading deep in her rectum and when I pulled it out it was very dirty so I used her panties to wipe it off before she saw it cause I wanted her to clean it in her mouth which she did.
    Her being so nasty and dirty makes me excited to do more kinky shit with her.

    How He Met Her

    I went to work for my dad right after high school. I knew what I wanted to do there was no point in avoiding it so he agreed to hire me and that started this venture. I did well school wasn’t for me but work was and it showed. I knew how to run most pieces of equipment before I could drive so it came natural. After a few years I moved up my dad made me work through the shop before giving me any responsibility. He didn’t want a privileged kid he started his company with nothing and wanted to make sure that his only kid didn’t end up like some of my friends who where handed everything and couldn’t hold a job or school. After a few years I ended up running the shop after the shop foreman retired. There was a shipping clerk who was pregnant and was going to be on maternity leave. This is when I met Melissa a young black girl close to my age absolutely gorgeous face green eyes great smile short curly hair. Because she worked in the shop her work attire was denim Jeans and most of the time a shirt or sweatshirt safety vest hard hat when in the shop. She wore glasses that made her look even cuter. She worked directly under me and being 23 at the time I wanted her under me. It was obvious that I had a thing for me flirted heavily and even more so when I found out she was not dating anyone as well. We both lied each other we kept it simple and quiet when we went out on our first date. She made me take my time not giving it up to me for almost 3 months. I’d get a bj hand job but that was it. After she felt that I wasn’t going to fuck and run she let her guard down and after one of our dates she came over to my place and got to see something that I still enjoy watched her struggle to peel her jeans off. When they came off her ass just stuck out. I kept her like that and buried my tongue between her ass cheeks. Did this for a while. Sex was great but my face between those cheeks was my favorite. She enjoyed that as well. It was close to 6 months and of course we tried to keep our hands off when at work. She did a good job but me not so much. I’d grab ass sneak a kiss grab more ass. I really liked her a lot and wanted to shot her. Occasionally she would let me take her to my office and let me slam into her. If my dad was gone no one ever barged into my office people always knocked. My dad was supposed to be gone with my mom for a long weekend. I pulled Mellisa into my office she knew why I closed the door behind her and had her slowly unbuckling her jeans she got to my desk and pulled her jeans down so slow. I was so excited I knew I was it going to last once we started. My back was till to the door she was facing away from me when she pulled them down and bent over my desk. What I did not know was that she had known I was going to do this for me. She liked it and she knew it made me hot for her. So right before break she had gone into the restroom and inserted a bright blue but plug that was a j*weled shaped heart. Her jeans pulled down just below her sad she hardly ever wore panties bent over my desk with this bright blue plug in her ass. My dad decided to stop by and ask me something he could have easily called or text me about. She froze I froze my dad is some questions looks over at Melissa who is terrified says hi Melissa the proceeds to ask her if she is ok if I’m making her do this. I’m like dad really WTF Melissa at this point wants to melt into the desk says no I wanted to be here. Finally I tell my dad we have been dating for 6 months we are on our break and get out. That ruined the moment for us. A few days later my dad came to me and her had HR I thought we where fucked. Only reasons we didn’t get canned is because he was my dad and aside he had pulled me and asked me if it was serious. I told him yes. Melissa and i are engaged my mom is in love with her my dad has seen almost all of her. Holidays like Easter at first where weird but we are trying hard to forget about that.

  • At 16 I Accepted A Dare Only To Regret It

    The night and day after I lost my virginity. My virginity wasn't for sale or rent. I went with a friend to an afternoon picnic. There were some older guys there, college kids. We hung with our crowd, they were with some cheerleader type, laughing, drinking, getting a buzz on. Never mind them.

    In the bathroom to wash my hands someone knocked. I said 'busy', but they knocked harder. I opened the door, 'what's your hurry?' A guy, one of the college guys said 'move over' and lined up in front of the toilet. I left.

    I was outside and this guy came over. He offered to give me a whirl. I told my friend we were leaving. She hung back, and my mistake was staying. Later that evening, that guy came over and said we should disappear for a while, and I followed. I went into the room with him, he sat on the bed and got my pants down, stood and lowered his pants, and took his place on top of me.

    It was over and I heard the music again, people talking. I got dressed and left him. Outside by the pool I felt cold. My friend came over 'satisfied?' and we sat for a moment. I wanted to go home, so we left and spent the night together. She got his name and number from another girl, in case I needed to call him.

    Old Neighbor

    I’m sitting here watching my old neighbor pull his dick, it’s quite impressive bigger than any of my boyfriends, he can’t see but I just can’t stop watching and taking care of my extremely excited pussy.
    If I knew he was home by himself I’d go and knock on his door, I really want to try that big thing inside me.
    Julie

  • An Innocent Night In College Came Back To Embarrass Me

    During my dorm days we had a little party in our suite. We ended up taking our clothes off and taking pictures with a camera. We also drank Vodka and orange juice and fell asleep. It was my camera and we never tried to develop the film.

    I finished school and went to work at a company in my home town. While there I met a guy who was a hobbyist of photography and one day I mentioned the camera in my dresser drawer. He exposed the film and brought me the pictures. 36 prints of naked girls, some pretty explicit, some performing sex acts. It was embarrassing that he had seen them, even if he didn't know the other girls.

    I had a close relationship with the owner, who was a good friend of my mothers. He took the pictures and burned them in front of me. Only much later did I think of the negatives. After I shared my pictures with the owner I got closer to him. Which developed into an affair.

    I have a lot of regret about the affair. Even now I have a preferential relationship with him, although it's no longer a sexual affair.

    Caught Skinny Dipping.

    We were at my grandma's house in the country and my brother, cousin and I went down to the creek to go swimming. The boys who were maybe 14-15, had taken off their swim trunks and were swimming naked. At some point we all began to play around wrestling a little in the water.

    To my surprise, my cousin Jake pressed up against me and his dick was hard. We were in water almost waist deep and I could see his dick. They both started laughing and before I knew it, I was playing with both boy's dicks. They took off my T-shirt exposing my 13 year old boobs. They weren't all that big then, but I was proud of my 32Bs.

    Suddenly we heard my grandma's voice. She was calling us to come have lunch. She walked down to the water's edge and picked up the boy's trunks waving them around laughing. When I got out she yelled at me about not wearing a top. But that was nothing, when both boys stood up and walked out of the water, both of them had hard dicks, sticking straight out. "Well, would you just look at you two". Grandma laughed. She even reached down and jiggled my cousin's dick as he tried to cover up.

    They tried to get their trunks from grandma, but she made all three of us walk back up the trail to the back porch., I was still topless,, but the boys were still naked with boners wiggling around. My grandpa was standing on the porch laughing his head off. I wanted to die.

    Couldn’t Make Me Stop But Tried

    Grew up in a normal Midwest town. Both parents worked so summers where spent at friends houses until I was 14 when I was able to stay by myself. My mom worked as a receptionist at a local business and was always a call a way. My dad worked long hours at a local steel mill. Made good money but both worked hard and gave me a good life. When I turned 16 we got a new set of neighbors after the Dansons decided to sell after being empty nesters. There son he left for school down south and they decided to tag along. Moving closer to him. When he left life sucked there was no one around to hangout with. He was older and a cool guy got me booze and my hookup for weed. I wasn’t a total pot head but I liked to smoke weed from time to time. There however empty for about 6 months lots of people looked but didn’t buy. Finally a couple purchased the house they where in there mid 30s a white named Tony skinny guy very pale plain not very tall. First time I met him I could tell he was aka computer guy and he was juts that. He was an it guy for a company in the end town over. Weird guy but nice and his wife Charon spells like that but pronounced Sharon. She was this black women who had small tits and a large rear end. She was almost as tall as Tony but was way more talkative and was really animated when she spoke. She had dark shoulder length curly hair. Later found out that she didn’t work her and Tony had agreed to let her stay home for a while to see if she needed to. My parents always said she was kind of lazy. Yard was always done and the inside of the house was kept. They moved in mid April and about a month later I was on summer vacation headed to my senior year. I got up and got somewhat dressed. We where one of the only houses on the block with a pool and I swam a lot. I got up that first day it was already warm i decided to take a few laps and did so. I got out of the pool and to where I hid my stash and rolled a joint. I sat there relaxing taken a few puffs when I heard a voice it was Charon from next door. Damn that smells strong and giggled my heart stopped scaring the life out of me. She liked her head over and laughed at me. This was the first time we had spoke more then just neighborly questions. Before it was how are you have a great day yes definitely have to blah blah blah… fake shit. She is staring at me and has what I knew as my life in her hands. Before I could say anything she asked if she could take a puff. I told her hello yea come on over. Instead of hoppy the fence I walked her over to where there was a loose board and easily removed 2 so she could squeeze through. I could easily go through it her ass was a problem having to wiggle it to get through. She always made the comment that it better not get bigger and would laugh. I always told her it was perfect and a little bigger would just make it more fun. Laughed and would touch my arm and chest. Now remember I have no shirt so a small rub and being 17 instant hardon. No hiding a boner while in swim trunks. She got high and it was a constant daily thing for us. I’d swim to hide the boner and finally after a few visits she told me she knew I had a boner don’t hide. She was high as fuck when I took my cock out and she put those gorgeous big lips around my cock. I blasted what seemed like a gallon into her mouth. After a few bjs and me licking and eating she let me fuck her. Then it was on we fucked like rabbits. She would get hi asked would want to fuck made her horny she told me. One afternoon we are in my room and I’m putting a pounding on her. Very animated in bed she is ever louder and talking a mess. Hitting it on all 4s was the best she was the first girl to give me her ass and enjoy it. I’m pounding away it’s maybe like 1 in the afternoon she is exhausted and collapsed on the bed. I went to grab a bite to eat walk out and my dad is standing there waiting for me to come out of my room. He stopped me went in to my room thinking I was with a girl my age he went to say ok you need to go when he realized the black women who was face down on my bed ass a sticky mess she was snoozing away. He closed the door looked at me and the look on his face as he said WTF. I told him it was the first time we had hooked up. He swung by the house to change as he had took a tumble and ripped his pants. He was ok but needed to change. Get her out of here as soon as possible.

    He went back to work I went up stairs looked at her naked ass up took my cock out and woke her up the proper way. I’m 30 now with kids the mom Charon had them when I was 24 needless to say it’s strange during the holidays as my dad saw my now wife naked in my bed when I was 17. I catch him start at her ass from time to time. My mom liked her and never knew how slutty she actually was and is. Love me them black girls.

    The 20th Anniversary Of My Shaming

    As as a rising senior, I lay naked on the carpet at my grandmother's house where I had gone to water her plants while she was on vacation. The house was silent, no noise, no one else there. Just me, naked, with my shame.

    I waited for nightfall before moving. I weighed in my mind during those hours about not washing away the evidence, admitting to strangers I had been shamed. I concluded that it was no one's business but mine, one day I would have to tell my 'husband' a man walked there before he did.

    I showered deliberately, squeezing an empty bottle of shampoo to wash out any foreign matter from my vagina. I made a mental note of the date, and counted back the days to my last period. I resigned myself to the likelihood, but only time would tell.

    I dressed, and returned home, telling my parents I had been to the movies.

  • Now That I'm Living With My Nurse And The Past Is In The Past

    As a college freshman away from parental supervision I developed a habit of masturbating when I was alone in the dorm room. I used my hand and finger, but it was always good to me. Whenever I masturbated I drifted off to my friend Gwenn in high school and our talks about our dreams at college.

    I had a car, not a great one, but still a car. I found this add in this college magazine about a sex toy for women. I ordered it and it wasn't that big, it was actually small, but it fit all the way in my vagina and it was rough and had thickness and it was hard, and I discovered that it was meant for just that, to use it all day and sit on it and rub yourself. It became my best friend in class.

    One day I was so horny I could cry, and my roommate off campus was going through some emotional trauma so I left. I didn't have anywhere to go, so I went for a drive, an excuse to gas up the car. Once that was done I got out my masturbation aide and shoved it in and drove away. It felt good and I went out on the bypass and drove along. I pulled over into a service station and removed my panties from under my dress and 'aired out' my vagina as I drove.

    My finger on my clit, my sex aide up my vagina, and driving I lost count of where I was. I hit this car from behind going 60 mph and crushed the front end of my car. The seat belt held me, but I broke my wrist and my ankle and I got a cut on the face. I was dazed and bleeding from the cut on my face and an ambulance showed up and I was helped out of the car onto a stretcher, the medical technician pulling my dress down to cover up my exposed genitals.

    I went to an ER, the car to a pound. At the ER an examination revealed I had this 'object' in my vagina and after the surgery for my wrist and a boot for my ankle, and a few stitches to my face, I faced the nurse who was interviewing me, using a chart with questions.

    What were you doing? Why were you going so fast? How did you become distracted? (and she referred to the sex toy in my vagina, no panties, and she asked me if I was masturbating). She was so professional as if it happened every day. Look, we get a lot of guys in here who were beating off in the car, but this is our first female, so you are sort of a celebrity. They also found my panties on the floor board of the car.

    The police report said I was distracted, no details thank God. I was at fault, hitting the other car from behind. Passengers in the other car were checked out and did not need medical help. The incident was reported to the insurance company. With the police report, and the panties on the floor board.

    After I got out of the hospital, the nurse who was so serious interviewing me called to follow up. How are you doing? Do you need any pain meds for your wounds? After a few minutes, she said 'I think what you need is a great big kiss'. She came over and after she was let in by my roommate she sat with me and held my hand. 'How about that kiss?' God, she kissed me on the mouth. She then asked me if I needed her to stop by to look after me.

    I got a rub down, with her hand on my vagina, and a series of kisses on my face and nipples. She kissed me long and hard and with her hand in my vagina she got me to come. 'Now, that's how we do it'. And she kissed me hard again, 'this is mine from now on'.

    I recovered over a period of six weeks, my 'nurse' tending to me at home and getting me back on my feet. My parents dealt with the insurance, and my brother read the police report and kept it from my parents. The panties in question became the private property of my nurse. She didn't talk and tell about being my private caretaker back at the hospital, or that she was now in charge of my vagina.

    Lots and lots of kissing, lots of kissing my vagina lips, and using some 'toys' she had hanging around, I was well taken care of as far as Big Os are involved. I got a tattoo with her when we went to Mazatlán, and we are roommates. She's the MOM and I'm her project baby and I do what I'm told. I don't drive without my panties on, and I don't let the subject about how I got distracted get started when I'm around family and friends. I'm graduating this spring and hope to go to law school in the fall.