We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Perils Of Texting

I'll provide some background on the events leading up to my texting event.

This started late last Fall when the wife & her Mom headed up to a yearly girls weekend at a cottage. There was like a dozen or so women comprised of mostly family and friends form her side of the family. Well I guess at some point they got in to the alcohol and the lips loosened up and they all began spilling their secrets. My wife was no exception and she relayed to the group that my dick is too big much to the horror of the others there. They weren't shocked that she gave up this info willingly but more that she said it ..(continue confession)

Knew Each Other.

Iv been married and happy a long time yet this nagging urge to look longer at young men who had what to me seemed quite big cocks was going to get me in trouble at my local swimming pool.Shower time only added to my frustration as i knew deep down this fantasy i had of sucking a big cock just once was never going to go away until id tried it. Locally i could not face the embarrassment of anyone finding out so i placed a small advert and arranged to meet a young man who boasted a big cock and then to my utter horror turned out to be 18 and very local .Both of us were wearing easy ..(continue confession)

Barefoot Man In Women's Restroom At Walmart

I went to go use the restroom one time at Walmart and saw a man in the Women's Restroom he was barefoot and he was putting his feet in the toilet. I asked him why is he barefoot in the women's restroom and the next thing I saw the man started to smell his damn feet as I left the restroom completely grossed out as I looked to find a Walmart employee God Forbid knowing how lazy and useless they are told me they couldn't do anything. Then the man left the store and I said to him "You were barefoot in the Women's Restroom you had your feet in the toilet and you were smelling your feet and told ..(continue confession)

Why Is He Acting Like This With Me?

So there is a guy with whom I worked couple months ago that only asks me for a date when it is very late at night.I thought he liked me because he complimented me and told that he thinks I am sexy but I don't think he is serious I think he is only messing with me. I said to him more than once that I only wanna go out with him when it isn't that late, not in the evening and he says ok but when we have to meet that day he says he can't anymore to go out with me. Yesterday we should have met and drink a coffee together and I waited for him the ..(continue confession)

Mistake

I made a huge mistake. I am a free lance artist, and a man came along who firstly nurtured my art, and mentored me into commercial success. Secondly he promoted me, financed me and basically supported me during my years getting to a point where I could earn enough money to pay the bills. He loaned me his mountain cabin rent free as well putting spending money in my hand.

I lost my footing and let him fall in love with me and allowed him to have sex with me. My mistake was keeping my partner a secret, she was finishing her Masters degree but now she is done and she is here to live with me. He ..(continue confession)

This weekend I meet a 22 year old woman off of tinder. Odd match I know but it was supposed to be just for sex. She was pretty good looking and definitely fuckable.

I straight up told her I have nothing special in my pants, just average size equipment but it gets the job done well. She was okay with that. I’m 6 inches for the record.

This was going to be my first time having sex in three years. Normally I had sex with worn my age or a few years older then me.

So I went to her place and we were making out. I stopped and bought some condoms on my way ..(continue confession)

Two days ago I saw my 11 year old son masturbating while laying on his bed. He was too engrossed in what he was doing to notice my presence, and I silently slipped away.

I know this is something that all boys do sooner or later, but I didn't think they started that early. I was going to tell my husband, but I changed my mind. I doubt he would be as shocked as I was.

I am a 28 year old female with a son who is 9. Last week I went to take a shower, but forgot to fully close the bathroom door. I had just finished disrobing when I noticed that my son was look at me through the opening of the door. He startled me, and I let out a scream. He ran to his bedroom as I dr**ed myself with a towel. I then followed him to his room.

The poor kid thought I was angry, but I felt bad about the scream. as I understand that young boys are naturally curious about the female body. I assured him that I wasn't angry and that I had screamed because he ..(continue confession)

I am sexually timid and shy, worse then most women and certainly for my age more so. I see a therapist about sexual trauma and sexual supressions and I still don't know if I like sex or not. She encouraged me to watch some niche porn on topics that were of difficulty to me, like hearing moaning and bed noises and fears from childhood about sexual arrosal and climax and searching myself and exploring to find out what I like and what I don't like. What I want and what I don't want etc. Its surprising the feelings I feel and I take note of them. I used to think it would be so hot and nice to have sex ..(continue confession)

I'm fairly tall, good looking I'm told, but I have no boobs at all, I mean totally flat chested. My hips aren't very pronounced and I'm just a touch chubby. The embarrassment happened last summer at a beach. I'm pretty much a pleaser when it comes to sex, I like pleasing a man I choose to be with. I guess the way i was raised was that if both parties are up for it, then there are no barriers. My boyfriend has admitted he's had gay sex before and I was ok with it, though I'm not OK with cheating. In my wanting to please him we have had several sexual adventures and many very kinky acts between us. He ..(continue confession)