We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Being Felt Up By A Stranger Felt Good

During a camping trip I slipped and hurt my ankle. The father of my friend had to carry me. It was the first time I was in the clutches of a strange man. A 'man' touched my bottom when he picked me up.

Mow, many years later, I found myself in the situation of a man touching my privates. It happened at a restaurant after a reception, he bent me over and put his hand up my crotch from behind. Not wanted, but I had been felt up.

I told my roommate. She called her brother. He came over. Who was he? Why didn't I report him? Now I have a white knight in shinning armor. I had to play it down that I liked it.

By the next morning he had declared himself to me. Nothing prepared me for how pissed off it made him. I apologized, but obviously my apology was not what he wanted. I told him, sure I was groped, but sometimes a girl likes being groped, like I was. No boyfriend, I wanted the attention.

So now he has permission to grope me, whenever, wherever he wants to. I guess that makes him my boyfriend and I'm his girlfriend.

  • Am I A Perv?

    A month ago I had a feeling my wife was having an affair. Bringing someone home daytime for quickies while I was at work. I ordered a couple of those spy cams to catch her. It wasn't her, it was our 17 yr old daughter! In a weeks worth of video I recorded our daughter having sex with not just her boyfriend, but 3 other boys.
    Problem is I haven't erased the video or told my wife. Yesterday I watched some of the recordings and masturbated.

    Embarrassed Mom

    I am the mother of two boys ages 8 and 11. They are young and not even in puberty range but both are "VERY" large in the penis area. Both have hanging cocks, like 5-6 inches completely soft. How is this possible? Can you imagine an 8 year old with a cock that probably would be 8-9 inches hard! When they reach puberty and have a growth spurt they are going to be huge!

  • Nurse At Summer Camp

    When I was 15 at summer camp, several of us guys decided to go streaking thru the camp one night. We stripped down and snuck thru the woods until we worked our way around to where the girls cabins were. This one guy Rick, had a small airhorn and started blowing it as we took off thru camp. Just then rain began tp pour down and lightning flashed all around. We were running thru the camp in the rain yelling and raising hell butt naked.

    In my excitement , I stumbled over a rock and stumped my toe falling in the dirt. I was in front of the camp nurse's cabin and I limped onto the porch, She had heard the commotion and was standing in the doorway. She grabbed a blanket and wrapped me up and took me inside. Ms. Long was an old lady maybe 60 years old, a little chubby but kinda cute and always flirty with me..

    She sat me in a chair and started washing off my foot and I moaned as I saw my toenail hanging loose and bloody. While she is working on my foot she gives me a towel and tells me to dry off as I was shivering a little. After she bandaged up my big toe, she took the towel and started to dry me off. When I stood up, she told me to drop the blanket and she started to dry me off all over. When I turned to face her, my young cock was starting to stand up hard.

    "You didn't hurt that, did you" she said to me laughing. I must have been turning red with embarrassment, but she said not to worry, She told me she had seen many young guys naked. "Maybe I should check it, just in case" she giggled. She took my cock in her hand and jiggled it around as it got rock hard.

    She asked me how old I was and told me I had a really nice cock. She opened her robe, revealing big titties, with nipples as thick as my thumb. She put my hands on her breasts and as I massaged them, she took my hard cock into her mouth. She grabbed my butt with both hands and was thrusting my cock into her mouth harder and harder as her big boobs wobbled around. It didn't take long for me to pump a warm load of cum in her mouth.

    After it stopped raining, she put a sock on my foot and wrapped me back up in the blanket and sent me back to my cabin. She told me to come back tomorrow and she would change my bandage as she gave me a wink. I went back the next evening and she let me fuck her, it was my first piece of ass.....LOL.

    My Embarrassing Moment Led To Having Great Sex .

    I went to visit my cousin Sue . We are really good friends . If the door is not locked we walk in to each others houses . I am 20 and Sue is 18 . I opened the front door . The lounge and the kitchen were empty . I headed up stairs to see if Sue was in her room . Sue was just getting out of the shower . I think we were both as embarrassed as each other . Sue was dripping wet . I handed her the towel and headed downstairs . I was sitting on the couch pretending to read a magazine when she came down . Now wearing a dress . She sat next to me and for a long time neither of us spoke . I spoke first saying something silly . Like . Did you have a good shower . Sue told me she enjoyed her shower . Then she asked me if i had enjoyed her shower . Acting thick i asked her . What do you mean . Did you like seeing me . I told her yes . I don't think its fair . You get to see me naked but i never see you . I told her . One time you might walk in and see me in the shower . She said i want to see you now . I wanted to see her again . I said i will undress if you do . I didn't expect her to do it . But she said ok . You first . I wanted to see her naked again . I started to undress . Sue was undressing . When we were naked she asked me to kiss her . It did not feel like kissing a cousin . It was Sue who wanted to go to the bedroom . When we were on the bed . She said that me seeing her naked had been a turn on for her . We had sex . Now we are happy to have each other . No need for boyfriends or girlfriends . Sex is great . Sue is on the pill .

  • This Is Very Embarrassing

    Over Labor Day weekend we took a trip to the beach with another family. Both of us have older children who are friends so they were all with us too.
    One morning everyone had gone down to the beach while I stayed behind to clean up from breakfast. When their son who is 19 returned to get his sunglasses he had forgotten we struck up a conversation.
    I had just changed into my bikini and it was obvious he was flirting.
    I was standing behind the sofa watching the news on tv when he walked up behind me real close kissing me on the neck. I started to move but he pinned me to the back of the sofa.
    I had actually been attracted to him so when he kissed me on the neck again I didn’t say anything. Then he ran his hand between my legs and I told him it needed to stop.
    Instead I could tell he was getting himself out then he pulled my bikini crotch aside bent me forward and went inside me.
    I just said oh my god and relaxed telling him it was ok but asking him to not cum in me because I wasn’t on birth control.
    I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t enjoying it but then he shoved deep stopping and I yelled no no no but he finished inside me.
    Once he had finished I ran to the bathroom and cleaned up best I could.
    I asked him if he would go to a store and get me a plan b. He said he would later when the others wouldn’t suspect anything. That never happened and I didn’t have a chance either.
    My period was due on the 17th so I was 12 days late as of yesterday. After my husband went to work this morning I got a pregnancy test which confirmed what I already knew that I’m knocked up.
    My husband and I use condoms for birth control so I can’t be one hundred percent certain who the father is but odds are it’s their son’s.
    I’ll just have to keep it a secret and hope that nothing happens to expose my infidelity.

    Not The Vacuum Cleaner

    Many years ago I was still in college and made a little money on the side by house sitting or pet sitting. It was usually for one of my professors and their spouse while on vacation. I was pretty responsible and didn’t have parties or anything so I got other house-sitting opportunities too.

    One time while house-sitting I had accidentally knocked over a small cactus house plant and there was sand everywhere on the carpet. I searched for the vacuum which was not where I expected but instead in an upstairs utility closet near the master bedroom. I cleaned up the sand and when I went to return the vacuum to the closet I noticed something with a blanket dr**ed iver it. Curiosity got the better of me so I peeked under the blanked and was surprised to see what I’ll simply call a sex machine. It was a motorized box with a steel rod stickibg out and a dildo at the end of it.

    I’ll admit I was very curious. I’m not a snooper and never looked around their private spaces, but this cat was sort of out of the bag. I put it on the floor in the hallway, plugged it in, and flipped the switch. Sure enough it started very slowly moving back and forth. A dial controlled the speed.

    Honestly I had never seen anything like this before and I was intrigued and kind of turned on. I decided what the hell. I pulled down my jeans and panties, got down on all fours, wetted the dildo and myself with some saliva, and flipped the switch. I backed up a bit and the dildo very slowly moved in and out of my pussy and felt very very good. I increased the speed bit by bit and before long found myself moaning with pleasure and extremely wet. It didn’t take long before I got off with a nice orgasm.

    I probably used that machine 2-3 times a day for 4 more days till they got home. Honestly, I loved it and couldn’t get enough. Naturally I cleaned it up and put it back as I found it. They returned home as scheduled and I asked about their trip and they asked about the house. Naturally I told them everything was fine and mentioned the cactus since it was obviously missing a fair amout of sand. They said no worries and asked if I found the vacuum in the garage. I hesitated then lied “yes” and they paid me and we said our goodbyes.

    Maybe 4 months later they asked me to housesit again when they went away for the weekend. Of course I said yes and was excited. When I arrived they were ready to leave and as they headed out the door the wife (my professor) popped her head back in and whispered without her husband hearing and said “Oh sweetie, by the way, I left the machine in your guest room set on high the way you apparently like it. Have fun”. Then she winked, closed the door and they left. I was so embarrassed!

    But naturally I used the machine all weekend and when they came home it was incredibly awkward and embarrassing, but I realized he didn’t know, only she did. From that day forward, she would occasionally invite me over for what she called “fun night”if her husband was out. Fun night meant wine and the sex machine, but she also became the one and only lesbian lover I ever had..….for the rest of my senior year.

    Waxing

    My husband’s a bastard, I was going for a waxing and the girl that always does it for me rings me as my husband is fucking me. He heard her ask if I could come in a little earlier next minute I’m holding back an orgasm as he fucks me hard then I feel him get really hard then blast his cum so deep in me, I finished talking to her looked at him and said you know I have to get fully waxed why did you do that? He said she made me horny and I couldn’t stop it.
    As she’s waxing me I could feel cum start running out, she stopped looked at me and all she said was nice.
    I said sorry about that, she started wiping me clean and it just kept coming out she said who ever done this to you certainly done a good job.
    I said it was my husband, she said can’t wait to see him again I’m going to have a word with him. I started blushing she said don’t worry I won’t embarrass you.
    When she finished me she said get dressed and I’ll see you outside.
    When I get out there she’s already talking to my husband very quietly, I thought what is she saying. She continues talking to him as I pay and as we go outside to the car she follows us out.
    It was only about two months earlier she caught her boyfriend in their bed with another girl she left him straight after.
    Her next question was to me and she said if you ever want to loan your husband to me I’d be ever so grateful. I looked at her then at him as I smiled knowing she wanted to be filled with that much cum.
    I said I’ll call you after I have a good think about it.
    When we got to bed that night I grabbed my husband by the dick started sucking him and then got on top of him as I started riding him I said would you like to fuck Leanne? I just felt his dick get even harder as he started fucking me like never before he rolled me over got on top of me and finished me off before filling me again.
    I didn’t have to ask again I already knew the answer.
    Two days later when my husband had gone back to work I called her and asked if she was serious about what she asked? She said yes then I said next weekend I’ll book a room at the beach for the weekend and you just show up Friday night.
    She was already there when my husband arrived, I whispered in his ear you’re going to have some fun tonight and not just with me. He said the deal is neither of you are allowed to wear and pants all weekend. I said ok I’ll let Leanne know.
    He made sure he kept the drinks up to us, mainly me so I wouldn’t back out of it, I must have fallen asleep from too many drinks I woke up in the bed and all I could hear was Leanne moaning non stop. I was wondering if I was going to get some loving from my husband or was I just going to listen to him fucking her all weekend.
    Early in the morning I feel my husband sliding in beside me I was naked hoping I was going to have some sex, sure enough it didn’t take long and I was moaning as he smashed his cock into me until I cum then he stopped and said I need to sleep.
    We were sitting outside watching the waves role in when he walked out completely naked as he smiled at both of us.
    Walked to us both giving us both a kiss as he put his hands under both of our dresses to make sure we weren’t wearing anything.
    For the next 12 months we had as many weekends together as we could then Leanne found a boyfriend, one weekend she said you’re going to spend the night with him so you know what another man feels like, she was right I couldn’t get enough of his dick in me but he wasn’t as big as my husband so I didn’t orgasm nearly enough so I soon went back to my husband.
    Every so often we see them and we swap for the night and having a different cock in me turns me into a nympho for the night.

    Julie

    I Can't Really Claim I Was A Victim, I Got My Ass Fucked In Hong Kong

    Once upon a time a while back I was stuck in Hong Kong waiting on a contract signature. I was down in the lobby of the hotel and a man was there and we caught an eye and we agreed to have a drink.

    He was an Aussie guy, an offshore man, and I was anything but, a mere corporate type. We left the hotel for dinner, and on the way back another bar for a nightcap. Life presents you with opportunities, some you take, others you walk away from. That night, too much to drink and what not he out his arm around my shoulder and fell back on his bed.

    A man can and will drive hard for his sexual pleasure, it just so happened it was me that was there. I tried to push him off, tried to reason, but he continued until he had me prisoner. I felt his hot poker and he shoved it in a little, a little more, and I found it was pleasure, I can't say why but I stopped fighting. I came to after passing out and woke to a wet asshole. Oh God, I prayed, tell me that I didn't. But I did, I had, I had let that Aussie fuck me.

    Anyway, Hong Kong isn't what it was once, and my corporate duties kept me grounded. But on the anniversary of that night in Hong Kong I can't help but remember.

  • Anybody Else...

    Had an erection on a bus?
    I was travelling to work and reading a book - God's Little Acre - when I came to a chapter where the heroine had her clothes torn off her. It was so descriptive I got a full hardon. It was summer and I wasn't wearing a jacket so I had to walk the whole length of the bus trying to cover my bulge with a small paperback book. I got some funny looks as I waited to get off.