Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Christmas Can't Come Soon Enough

Christmas can't come soon enough for me, I'm flying down to Florida the day after Christmas to spend time with my Daddy. My Mom and Dad were divorced several years ago and I only get to see him maybe 2-3 times a year.

When I was down there last summer, I discovered a strange sexual attraction to my Dad. He's a firefighter, age 39 and in really good physical shape, actually he's quite hot. LOL. After being there for several days and catching up on things, were out on his boat and I was lying on my stomach sunbathing with my top undone. We were chatting and as I started to sit up and button my top, he told me that I didn't need a top out in the boat since we were all alone. The idea of sunning topless was kinda exciting, especially in front of my Dad.

As we chatted my Dad complimented me on how I had grown and I knew he was talking about my perky 16 year old, 34C bust. The conversation heated up when he asked me about how the three of us went skinny-dipping in the pool at the house we rented in the mountains one year.

Before I knew it, I was in the water swimming naked with my dad. We were playing around and he held me in his arms. As I wrapped my legs around him, he bobbed up and down in the water and I could feel his hard penis slapping against me. I knew he was big down there and he really felt big now.

When we got back in the boat, he was fully hard and I couldn't resist taking it in my hand and watching it waving around. I dropped to my knees and took his erect penis in my mouth. Now at age 16, I had done a little oral with guys but none of them had what my dad was packing.

It was all I could do to keep from gagging. Dad just laughed and told me to keep going and go slow and I'd get the hang of it. Sure enough, he tensed up and squirted cum in my mouth and I gagged a little as it almost choked me. We were laughing and I had his cum dribbling down my chin. Then he gave me a big wet kiss that smeared the cum around even more.

That night, I slept with him and he put his head between my legs and did things that took me to a place I had never been before. I wasn't on birth control then and I sucked his big penis several more times.

Christmas can't come soon enough for me this year and I'm now on birth control and can't wait to feel Dad cumming inside of me.

  • My Step Daughter Is A Porn Addict

    It's hard to believe some of the stories on here but what I'm about to confess is 100% truth.

    Me and my step daughter (D, 25) have an amazing relationship. Right from the start of me and her mom's relationship 20 years ago D has clung to me. Her bio dad fled and hasn't seen her since she was 4.

    Early on she got into gaming I guess because that was my escape after a hard days work and she loved everything I did. We would sit together and play games like COD, Minecraft, or forza. Well about the time she turned 10 I would notice that after our gaming sessions she would be squirming in her seat and would lightly rub her chest. I knew what shes doing even if she didn't. I told her mother that I think it might be time for "the talk".

    The next day after we were done playing she didn't do any squirming but instead went to the bathroom for 15 mins. I knew my wife had the talk with her and was glad she was doing it in private.

    A few years go by we are still playing games here and there, D is now 14 and entering her freshman year, has a boyfriend, and is just living a normal teenagers life. I got a promotion at work and now I'm the job site foreman so my hours are longer. We only have time to play our games at night on the weekends. My wife works 3rd shift at a wholesale warehouse processing orders for the next day, so it's just me and D on Friday and Saturdays.

    The first time...

    After we got done playing spyro she said she had a question and was curious about something. I told her to shoot and maybe I'd have an answer.

    Dad what does a penis look like?

    The look of shock must have been on my face because she recoiled and said nevermind. I didn't know what to say or what to do. Easier to handle if it was a son asking the reverse. I gave D the basic layout of a male anatomy. She seemed pleased with my answer and I thought this was over. I went to the kitchen and grab a soda and decided I was going to chill and watch a movie. D came and sat on the love seat and was watching the movie with me. About halfway through she let out a large sigh and looked my way. I asked what was wrong and she said she had another question. Afraid what else she could ask I told her to wait until after the movie. Told D I really like it and wanted to finish it. Really in my head I lost all track of what I had watch and wanted the time to figure a way out of this sex talk.

    The movie finish and I hadn't come up with any bright ideas. D got excited turned towards me and and said without asking Can I see your penis? I was blown away with her question. There is no way I'm showing her. I told her NO , that it was wrong, she was underage and I love her mother too much to destroy the marriage. She kept insisting and wouldnt leave it alone. Finally I told her to go on the computer and Google search an adult site and see it for yourself. I thought this would suffice and it would be over.

    About 15 mins later she come strolling into the living room upset because I guess my wife put some kind of nanny lock on the computer and she couldn't see anything. She asked again to see mine and I refused again. That's ehrn I had the idea to use the TV. It has an internet Explorer and I doubt there's any kind of protections on it. I threw D the remote, said to use it, and that I was going to bed.

    Low and behold she can't figure out how to get to a adult site. I'm thinking she a teen in the early 2010's every teen knows how. But I get up and head out there and quickly pull one up that I use to frequently use. Her eye went as big as golf balls, the first image on the site was this little blonde with a cock in her mouth. She starts watching the video and I figure it's my time to head out. As I turn around to leave she asks me to stay and watch with her. I sit on the far end of the couch and the video is getting good this lady is bobbing up and down on that cock and my daughter is fixed on the TV. And so began our weekend ritual, we sit and watch porn together. Never did I show her or do anything to her. This went on for years, until she was 19.

    I'll add a part 2 in a couple days.

    Unlikely And Unplanned We Have A Very Complicated Family

    In college I was taken in sex by an older student. I became jealous and clingy. He didn't want anything to do with me, I was another one night stand. I came across him with another girl at an off campus pizza parlor. I screamed at her and pulled her hair. He grabbed me from behind to control me, overpowering me completely.

    A week later the girl came to see me to set things strait, she wasn't going to stop seeing him, and I was lucky she wasn't the jealous type. I was so hurt I couldn't even speak. She stood and came over to me, putting her arms around me 'your first time sweety?'

    She started to comfort me, and kissed my face. And then kissed me completely on the mouth. I melted in her arms and she quickly made love to me. She stayed with me the rest of the afternoon, we talked about making love and how it was much better than having sex with him. We agreed to not tell him, and she wouldn't interfere if I needed to have sex with him.

    I had sex with him one more time, he didn't refuse. But I had sex with her many more times, until I lost count and didn't care how many times we made love. It became apparent to him that we were playing around, he took advantage of it and pushed sex on me again. The third time I got pregnant. After a three way conversation with her pushing him he agreed to marry me, but refused to agree that meant he couldn't play around.

    Being pregnant messed with my mind. I became overly dependent and needy. While he put up with it, she was my refuge and I slept with her at night. Living together, sleeping together every night heightened our feelings for each other. We had to admit to ourselves we had pretty much uncovered our true leanings. Saying I love you wasn't a response, it was the response to my true feelings for her. She continued to believe it was some sort of caring feelings she had, but deep down she was coming to the conclusion she was probably a lesbian and she was truly in love with me.

    After college we lived together, he served out his ROTC commitment and after his time in the Air Force he became a commercial pilot. His checks still come to our account, we pay his bills, one of them is the mortgage. He fathered a girl with her, we have my son who is a freshman in college and a daughter who is fifteen. We manage all his financial matters, his checks are deposited in our account every month. We remain married.

    Pilots spend a lot of time away from home and we presume he finds women when he's in some hotel. We never ask, it's none of our business. After all, that was his condition of our marriage.

  • My Father

    My father is suffering from early onset dementia. It is often the case with dementia that they become very sexual, the dinosaur brain basic needs come through. His care facility had a fire and he’s been living under my roof for 3 months until work is completed. A nurse comes in once a day but he depends on my help the rest of the time. I have bathed him and dressed him and every time he gets handsey with me. Putting his hands on my breasts, ass and crotch. In the mornings when I’m in my nightgown he reaches under and places his hands on my bare pussy. On one day he laying in bed nude, he pulled my head to his hard on. Don’t ask me why but I sucked him off to completion. He was very happy. This evolved to me sitting on his cock and with that, his insistence that he lick my pussy. I know this will piss off many and I understand. But it makes him happy, I have my orgasm and he doesn’t remember any of it just hours later. Why would he. He doesn’t even know who I am and thinks I’m his nurse. It is what it is until it’s not I guess.

    Skinny Mom And Thick Sister

    Things I've done
    Spy on them in the shower and jerk off
    Used their dirty panties to jerk off . on my dick and in my mouth .
    Cum on their razors
    Toothbrush . lick n suck and rub bresal on cock , cum on bresal .
    Lick their douche heads
    . Any other ideas let me know in comments and I'll try it

  • My Cousin Fucked Me

    We started flirting when I was 16. He groomed me and took my virginity. I’m not upset about it, I liked him a lot.

    Step Daughter

    I’m in love with my step Daughter Jay , 25 short brown hair small tits 32b
    I smell her used thong, lick her dildo and jerk off to her nude pics

    Thanksgiving

    This past Thanksgiving we go together with my wife's family. Her divorced sister and her kids were there. She is very pretty, and curvy with big juicy tits.

    All I could think of that whole evening was how I have filled all 3 of her holes with cum, and how much I would love to do it again.

    When she first got a divorce she moved to a house that was near my office. I went over to help her put some furniture together and one thing led to another and we ended up fucking. It went on for a few months, I would go over a couple of times a week. I have licked every inch of her, including her asshole, which I also fucked and filled with cum.

    Eventually she started seeing someone and got serious with him so we stopped our thing. She is now broken up with him and I would love to do it again.

    Before I Transitioned I Used To Let My Brother Do Stuff

    Hes about 6 years younger and I let him touch me from the beginning of his sexual curiosity. One of the first boners he ever got, he humped into my ass. And he would ask to grab my boobs and I let him. I feel disgusting about it but also get off to i****t porn and I feel so weird every time I see him. I hate to think he remembers it. I don't think it's related to me being trans but I worry about that too.

  • Big Sister Wants Big Brother

    I've been away at University and now back in my home town. My younger brother who's 19 went to work for my dad so has always lived at home and by all accounts is quote a popular figure.

    I was out with the crowd I used to know and one of the girls in the group referred to my brother as MetricMan, and laughed but she wouldn't explain why as the night wore on others were talking and then someone said that there was a rumour going around that my brother has a 20 inch cock, I just laughed, everyone laughed then the girl who I was with earlier that's why we call him metricman, it's 20cm
    I gulped that's 8inchs . What a sick person I am I was immediately wet between my legs and so horny I went one foot in front of the other got to the ladies and rubbed my pussy until I came.

    That's it that's my confession I want my brothers cock. It's not just about size it's the fact he's shagged all the local girls and I want some of it.