Little explanation is needed here ..these are confessions that are just plain gross. Maybe a poop accident, or a putrid pee story. Puking your guts out after binge ..you get the idea. No holds barred. If you or someone else got totally grossed out, we want to hear about it!

Wife’s Ass

My wife’s ass is hairy and loose from years of anal fucking and toys. She goes to get surgery to repair it in two weeks. The doctor told us no more anal sex till then and no anal sex after sex.

We have anal sex almost ever time we have sex. That will be hard to adjust too. I gonna miss her loose asshole

Work Sex

I’ll start by saying I was a virgin up until 5 mo the ago. Yes you heard it I lost my virginity when I was 43. No big deal to me.

I’ve been working at the sane job for 23 years now. The woman who works in one off offices has worked there for over 30 years. She’s a chubby Hispanic woman who has gotten more chubby over the years.

5 months ago she really started hitting on me. I know she had gotten divorced a year prior to that. Ever since her divorce she’s been kinda slutty. I’ve seen a thong showing above her pants a few times! Being a virgin I liked the sight.

Then one day when she was wearing a shorter dress she bent over and I saw up it! She had no panties on! Caught a glimpse of her hairy pussy! She noticed that I noticed. Pretty sure it was intentional.

She asked if I liked what I saw! That made me embarrassed, I didn’t know what to say. She looked at my crotch and said looks like you did. She asked if I was getting hard in my boxers. I told her I wear briefs and yes I’m hard. Then it was time for my lunch break. She said she’d join me.

We ended up parked down the road in a vacant parking lot behind an old abandoned building. We were in my truck. I folded the back seats up and she got in first. She pulled up her dress a d I saw her very hairy pussy! The bush was thick, she had hair all over her thighs, her lips were hairy and her butthole was hairy. To be honest her pussy looked kinda disgusting. She was creaming a lot.

I didn’t eat her out, just fingered it some. I didn’t tell her I was a virgin. She then sits up and undoes my belt and jeans. She pulls my jeans down far enough to reveal my now tenting white jc penny briefs. She said looking very excited in your shorts. Not only was I tenting my briefs, I had a huge wet spot from precum. She rubbed my dick through my underwear for a minute.

Then she grabbed the waistband and slid them down. Out pops my uncut dick. Nothing impressive, I’m a tad under 6”. She slide my foreskin back and starts licking my head. I almost came from that. She said she loves uncut. I’m shaved myself, i find pubic hair dirty and uncomfortable. She complimented how sexy it was ..(continue confession)

Seared Into My Mind, His Penis Kept Me From Losing My Virginity

Our parents were divorced when I was 12. We are five sisters, I am right in the middle. My mother found a two bedroom house to rent, with us all piled into one room. The landlords lived next door and offered a room for two of us, it was me and my number 4 sister.

The house was also small, two bedrooms one bathroom. Early in the morning I got up for the bathroom, their room was across the hall from ours, he was laying naked on the bed. His naked penis clearly visible in the light of the hall. A great big fat worm, his hairy legs, arms and great big naked belly. I stood and looked, until I caught myself and turned into the bathroom.

Until I was pretty much grown up my vision of what was going to happen to me was that naked man, my only reference to a penis was that big fat worm. I'm sure that in my imagination that penis grew bigger and fatter, but to me that was my frame of reference.

  • Walked In On My Father-in-law

    I stop over at my soon to be father-in-laws house with my fiancé over last weekend. She never knocks, just walks right in. At first we didn’t see him.

    So after a walk to the back of the house to look to see if he was outside we passed the room where his computer is. There he was naked with his dick in his hand and a dildo sticking out of his butt. My fiancé freaked and ran away pretty fast!

    Her dad was completely shaved, no hair on his chest, stomach or cock. Nice fat cock too with a jar of Vaseline sitting on the computer desk. He stood up real quick to pull his underwear and pants up only to ha d the dildo fall out of his ass

    Peaches

    My Name is Shawn and I am Deathly afraid of Peaches.

    I don't know why but anytime I see a Peach I run for the hills, I remember running out of the Grocery Store after seeing a peach and people were looking t me like if I was running from a serial killer.

    I one time went to take a shower and my wife bought Peach Scented Shampoo and I ran out of the house naked as the entire neighborhood all laughed at me and tried to report me to the Police for being a pervert which I am not I told them I ran out of my house because of my Wife's Shampoo.

    I have been laughed at and ridiculed over my Phobia of Peaches and i'm sorry but I just hate peaches, there fuzzy, there slimy, and I jsut hate them.

    I Hate Peaches.

  • Mustard

    My Name is Louise and I am deathly afraid of Mustard.

    Mustard is Disgusting, I don't go to Supermarkets because I know Mustard is there I refuse to go down the aisle.

    I Love Ketchup but I hate Mustard.

    I one times called 911 because a Jar of Mustard was in my Refrigerator and they gave me a summons to appear in court for misuse of 911.

    I was fired from my job at Burger King for lying to customers by telling them we don't have Mustard.

    My Pervert Neighbor that goes outside Naked on his Front Porch and has Sex With His Picnic Table; poured Mustard all over my car and I couldn't even go to work and it was all because I confronted him about his disturbing Picnic Table Sex.

    I Can't stand Mustard, plain and Simple.

    I Hate Mustard.

    Pickles

    My Name is Mariah and I Hate Pickles, I hate everything about them.

    Pickles are destroying my life, people make fun of me and i'm ashamed because i'm afraid of them.

    When I think about a pickle I just want to throw up and run away.

    What I hate most about a pickle is it's shape, the texture of it, the color, and the smell.

    I'm a waitress in a restaurant and if anyone wants a pickle they go back and get it themselves, i'm not getting them a pickle.

    I Hate Pickles

    No Tip Thanks

    Back in the day I was a young auto mech working for a luxury car agency doing all sorts of repair and maintenance work on the huge land yachts.
    We had a customer who was a woman maybe ten years older than I was at the time. She had a big new Continental Town Car and brought it in for some warranty work and general service from time to time.
    Whenever I or my buddies worked on her car she used to come out to the shop area even though it was frowned upon. The service manager would allow her to "get something she forgot in the car" and come to our work area. He figured she might be going to give us a tip, and no doubt he already got his.
    Anyway, the point of the confession is that this lady would start talking about how she was a free spirit and how she didn't need alcohol or anything to free her inhibitions.
    She made it very plain that she would be up for whatever some young guys like us wanted to do to her.
    Once I had to take her out on a road test to have her identify a supposed squeaking noise in the car. We were driving around the neighborhood where the dealership was located, me driving, her in the front passenger seat.
    After a few blocks she was going into her talk about being uninhibited and she laid her hand on my thigh. Of course she started moving her hand around and found my dick and started to rub the head through my uniform pants.
    Now being just 25 or so, I was perpetually horny and would usually go for it.
    The thing that was a joy killer was that the lady owned a couple of big dogs, I don't remember the breed, but they might've been dobies or shepherds. And no, they weren't in the car when we took this drive. But she took them in the car constantly and the inside of this big boat stunk to high heaven of dog poop and just general dogginess.
    And more to the point, so did the lady!
    She was a big woman and wore a fur coat most of the time. The coat must've picked up the stink and overall, between the car stinking and the lady stinking, it was a difficult job just to drive a few blocks with her.
    The fact she was a little older and a little heavy wouldn't have stopped me from nailing her at all. It was just the terrible stink and general filth of the new car and ..(continue confession)

    Morning Sex With The Wife

    Yesterday morning my wife was very very horny. Im always horny in the morning. She is on her period so anal sex it was. I take my underwear off, grab hers and pull it off. Bury my face in her ass and start eating her ass. I love doing that and she loves it too.

    By the time I’m done eating her ass I’m very hard. I walk to the dresser to get a bottle of lube. Put some in my dick then finger some into her ass. Damn it’s so tight! Then I line up my dick and in one motion I slid it right in balls deep. She lets out a big moan. But not loud enough to wake up our kids.

    At first she’s on the edge of the bed. Till I pick her up a d get her in doggy. By then I’m slamming my dick into her asshole. She’s really loving it. Now I know she gets diarrhea during her period but didn’t even to think to ask if she had already took a morning poop.

    So I got blood on my finger from fingering her pussy and then shit all over my dick from fucking her ass so hard. She knew my dick was shit covered but she was screaming don’t stop. I wasn’t about too anyways, I had cummed in days.

    I started to cum in her ass. I was moaning as so much cum was cumming out. I definitely needed that. I stop with me balls deep in her ass as I was kissing the back of her neck.

    I pulled out really slow. As soon as my dick was out she grabbed ahold of her butt and ran down the hall to the bathroom lol. She definitely had to go then. I’m sitting on the bed on my knees catching my breath and looking at my shit covered dick. It definitely needed a scrubbing.

  • First Time In A Long Time

    I’ve been working from home since March so being in the house all the time definitely has got me more bored and horny then usual.

    Not to mention I haven’t been in a relationship for 11 years and haven’t had sex since last November. There is the woman back home that I have sex with when ever I go visit my parents. We’ve been friends since middle school and sex started happening three years ago when both realized we are both very single. Fun stuff.

    But since all that’s going on I don’t go to my parents house so I downloaded Grindr. First time using the app. Got a few bites the first night but the second night I got one that I was interested in. Guy was 23, nice and skinny, shaved down below and claimed he had a tight ass. So I invited him to my house.

    This was my first time being with a guy since college. So last time I fucked a guy I was 26 years ago.

    As I’m waiting for him to come over I took the time to wash my dick off. I’m uncut so wanted to make sure it smelt good. As I’m cleaning it my doorbell rang. I pulled my underwear back up and headed to the door. Let the guy in. Immediately I started to grab his butt and he started kissing me. All I had on was a tshirt and briefs so he could tell I was hard.

    We moved into the bedroom and both got naked, now let’s skip to the good stuff. I put a condom on and started to penetrate his butt. It was tight but he was no virgin.

    Now by this point I’m slamming my dick in his butt. Nice and hard, slapping my dick low hanging balls of his cheeks. As I’m doing that I look down at my dick and there is shit all over it. Thankfully my pubic hair has been removed because I had shit on my pubic area. He’s just moaning and I’m not sure if he knows he shit.

    So I said fuck it. Push his legs closer to his chest and fucked him harder. Once I felt my cum starting to build up I pulled out. Took the condom off and shot my 3 week load all over his face and chest. Only then did he realize he shit all over me.

    But I was so horny that I laid him over the bed and shoved my bare dick back into ..(continue confession)