We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Barefoot Cousin Fred Ruined Thanksgiving

Me and my Family was having a Nice Thanksgiving Dinner until an Uninvited Turkey showed up for Dinner. My Cousin Fred was wearing a Turkey Suit and was barefoot and he was also carrying bottles of beer and after thinking a gulp of Miller Lite he climbed on top of the Dinner Table clapped his hands and stamped his bare feet into the Mashed Potatoes and did the Turkey Dance and then farted right in my face.

Fred then jumped off of the table and ran inside my bathroom and locked the door and the next thing I heard was farts, turds hitting the water and him Fred Gobbling and Grunting while taking a shit in my bathroom.

Then Fred emerged from my Bathroom wearing a Turkey Mask and a Thong with Turkey Feathers as he came back into the Dining Room, he picked up his Foot and SMELLED HIS FEET as the Pies were being Passed around the Table and ME and my Kids were all getting grossed out by Fred's behavior. Then Fred snatched the Pumpkin Pie Put his foot in my Pumpkin Pie and began to suck his toes on my Pumpkin Pie in front of everyone but the Pie was still hot as Fred clutched his foot in pain as I took a Pie and hit him in the face with it. Fred retaliated and threw the Pie he just sucked his Toes on at me and before you know it an all out Food Fight broke out in the Dining Room as Food went everywhere. Then I grabbed a Plate and smashed Fred in the head with it as my Uncle and Husband dragged Fred's Drunk Half Naked Ass out of my House

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.

  • Caught

    At the beginning of this summer my mom caught me and my friend Kevin sitting naked together on the sofa. Luckily we weren’t actually doing anything at that moment, although we both had an erection. Of course we were surprised and my mom was surprised. Kevin hurriedly got dressed and left, and my mom just looked amused. She said that she didn’t know that I liked to do stuff like that with other boys, and I said just with Kevin.
    She didn’t have any problem with that and was very casual about it. And there I was still naked, talking to my mom, although my erection had gone down. I was so embarrassed, although so thankful that my mom didn’t think that I was gay. At least after that I didn’t have to worry about her knowing.

    Therapist Upskirts

    Every time I go to the therapist for a session, I get a good peek up her skirt. She has a small L-shaped sectional in her office, with me sitting on one end and her sitting on the open end at the other side, like an ottoman. My therapist is a tall brunette with long legs, very attractive body but a very plain face. She usually wears a business suit or skirt and shirt or sweater, with the skirts usually a little to moderately above the knees, though not quite what I'd call "mini". Sometimes a dress that would be appropriate for the office, again with hem above her knees, sometimes mid thigh or longer.

    But how she sits...sometimes with her knees together or just slightly apart, or legs crossed but with enough of a gap that I can clearly make out what she is wearing. Nylon, cotton, silky, lace. A few times form her panty lines I knew she had on parties, a couple of times thongs. Twice now she moved her legs apart enough as she moved to stand up or reach for her desk that I could tell she had on a thong just looking up her skirt. I can occasionally make out her brown bush underneath the fabric and once I could see little brown hairs stick up through a white lace pair of panties. So far never commando.

    She's relatively young and only a few years out of school, so I imagine it's mostly due to her being a little immature in person or that no one ever cautioned her how to sit. I wish it was something more and that I'd have the guts to say something to her about seeing up her skirt, but I'm also afraid she'd be embarrassed or offended. So for now I enjoy the show but it is awkward.

    Shopping Chance Meeting

    Hi everyone ,
    Im 27 yr old married female.
    I had a rather embarresing moment shopping that turned into something quite nice and unexpected
    Last wednesday was a rather warm day, i had been shopping and was putting groceries into my car when the wind caught my dress and lifted it enough to give a much older gentleman in car parked alongside me quite the view of my panties. I finished putting groceries in my car and as i stood up he said hello. I said hello back . He told me he was from out of town and did i happen to know any good cafe's. I told him of a nice cafe and he invited me to join him for a coffee . I told him i was married but flattered by his offer. He said a coffee won't hurt and be nice for him to have some company. I said ok and we went for a coffee . While having a coffee my husband called and told me he had been asked by his work to go away for 3 days and had to leave within the next hour. I told him i loved him and to have a safe trip away. The older guy Tony had heard my conversation and became very flirty. Tony suggested i join him for dinner that evening . I said ok and gave him my number . Tony phoned me later and we arranged a time to meet at the motel he was staying at restuarant. I showered and got dressed for dinner . I wore a tight fitting mid length red dress that is designed to show my ample cleavage has splits up the sides giving quite the view of my legs. I caught a cab to restuarant so i could have a few drinks . We had a lovely dinner ,great conversation and drinks . It was time for me to go and i was about to call a cab when Tony gently took my hand and led me to his motel room. Once inside Tony began kissing me ,Tony was a lot older than me he was 61 . I didn't resist his advances . He whispered that he had been thinking of glimpsing my panties earlier that day and the thought gave him a hard on. I kissed him back as he unclasped my dress and slid it off my shoulders,letting it fall to the floor. I wasn't wearing a bra and his hands and lips found my nipples instantly. I took off his shirt ,dropped to my knees and undid his jeans ,pulled them down . I took a double take at the buldge in his boxers Tony's cock was huge. I freed his cock and tried taking as much as i could into my mouth. Tony stood me up took my panties off and we 69er on the bed me on top . I was wiggling on his tounge and came almost instantly.Tony pulled out of my mouth ,laid me down with 2 pillows under my bum and slowly entered me with his big cock. Tony screwed me on and off till nearly 4 am . All different positons . I have never before had a cock anywhere near the size of Tony's . I went home and felt so guilty . I phoned Tony had a chat. He calmed me down and yes i ended up back at his motel got screwed senseless for the next 2 days. We will keep in touch. Hubby arrived home late saturday and of course wanted sex ,so glad it was a quickie ,my poor pussy was still aching from so much sex with Tony's lovely big cock.
    Shopping had never been so much fun . xoxox

    We Are Now Sisters Forever

    I'm a single teacher. My best friend got pregnant with twins. She already had two toddlers. When she was given bed rest at six months I moved in with her to help with the kids and the house. Her husband came to see me one night and he got me pregnant.

    I don't have an excuse, it happened. We were best friends now we are sisters.

  • Drunken Discovery

    Out with friends, I had way too much to drink and phoned my boyfriend. He picked me up and took me to his and his sisters shared house. As I didn't want my dad to see me drunk.
    His sister was away that weekend, so when I began being sick, instead of sleeping in his room, we used her bedroom, as her room has an en suite bathroom.
    My boyfriend left me in the bed in the early hours, when he went to work for a four am start. However I didn't know he'd gone as I was totally flaked out.
    Feeling my boyfriend putting his hand into my knickers from behind, he began to play with my pussy and clit.
    Then I felt him shuffling about in the dark. Next thing I knew, he had his cock sliding into my pussy from behind, spooning me.
    His penis felt larger than usual, and he was far more forceful, fucking me like a slut. Before I knew it, I was orgasming and that's when I cried out telling him how amazing his cock felt inside of me.
    Suddenly he pulled out, jumped up and turned the bedside lamp on.
    I turned round to see my naked boyfriends, sisters, boyfriend.
    Max stood there naked with a huge erection bobbing in front of him saying "What the fuck are you doing in ******'s bed".
    I must have sobered up somewhat, because I couldn't stop looking at his massive cock and thinking, he's just fucked me with that.
    He asked me again, but didn't bother to cover up. Telling him what had happened, he said he'd totally forgotten ****** was away for the weekend.
    Still very much erect, he asked me to go back into my boyfriend's bedroom. But I could see him checking me out.
    I definitely saw the lust in his eyes, but I guess both embarrassed, I did as he asked and walked back into my boyfriend's bedroom.
    Later that morning as I sat in the kitchen drinking water, he asked me not to say anything. Only this time it wasn't out of fear for my boyfriend, it was because he also told me, I have a gorgeous body and unlike his girlfriend, I could take his cock real good.
    In other words, he'd love to have sex with me again.
    Nothing like that has happened since. But we all live in the house now, and we flirt all the time.
    We did have a very prolonged kiss only a week ago, where I massaged his cock through his shorts. My boyfriend was asleep in the lounge when we kissed in the kitchen.
    It's just a matter of time I feel, if he can past his fears about my boyfriend.
    I hope so, because I'd love to feel that huge cock of his inside of me again.

    Thought I Was Slick. Panty Stealing.

    One time when I was living in a group home, I started stealing panties. It was a large group home consisting of about 6 boys and 6 girls. The girls slept upstairs and the boys downstairs. We weren't allowed to go into each other's areas at all. But...the laundry room was downstairs across from my room. Everyone's laundry ended up in that room. Boys and girls'. There was a camera at the end of the hallway and In the laundry room, was the monitor to which you could see what the camera was viewing. There were other cameras around the house and the monitor would switch to them. I was dumb and about 13 at the time and thought that when the monitor switched, the camera wasn't viewing. When I saw it switched, I jumped across into the laundry room. This was at night while everyone was sleeping. Also I was the only boy in the room at the time. People come and go and sometimes no boys come in for a while, so it was just me with like 8 girls. I jumped across and into the laundry room. I started going through the dirty hampers and pulling out their panties. I would pull down my pants and jerk off. Smell them. Cum in them. I figured why not, they were going in the wash anyways. They smelt so good. I was in heaven every night. After I was done, I would wait, then jump across to my room. I did this for a while. Then the foster mom of the house came downstairs one day and told me that she saw everything!!! Even in the laundry room!! I was so embarrassed. I am pretty sure the girls knew too. Word was going around. Some laughed. Some thought I was sick. I didn't get kicked out. But they started locking the laundry room door. So embarrassing!!!

    I Am A Sex Addict

    I am a sex addict. I have used sexual pleasure as my go to , to deal with every and any problem. It started when I was around 6 and I was fucking every bit of furniture or object in site. I did the most obscene things that I feel ashamed of in a way but what could an alternative been? I had few tools or supporters at hand to show me a better way. Its ruined my life hiding this for so long. I have masturbated 21 times in a row in a hour. I have masturbated in bedrooms shared while others were a sleep. I have left classrooms to go clit finger fuck myself for half an hour. I have done it in public as well from a young age. But I can't show one person a sexy side of myself or trust because most times I think they are playing a game and trying to harm me. They don't make me feel secure to let go and trust. I rarely go to places to meet for sex. I have had sex but I know I have not had half the sex I should have by my age. I am so jealous of people who get sex partners so young. My mother would never allow me to get sex or be around the boys and men I liked. She cut me off at a time I needed love and understanding and some physical attention. I needed a cock and I still do. I have orgasmed standing up and sitting down. In weird places. I am now becoming a porn addict. I wish I could meet a nice guy who was perfect for me. He doesn't have to be perfect for everyone just me. I keep meeting strange men who are not right for me. does any one understand. No one shows me they are true quick enough. They are too slow to act with me. I give up too quick as well. Like I am the type deep down. "I need it now and I need it fast, so stop wasting time".

    Overwhelmed By Sex Hormones

    I awakened sexually pretty early, well before puberty. My clit was on fire, my mom took me to the doctor who told us it was normal. I wanted penetration when I was nine and inserted a big Sharpie as far as it would go. My mom got me a real dildo. During puberty my nipples stung, my mom got a prescription cream for my nipples to deaden the sensation. I grew tits, full grown tits and I was still 13. I was 'wet' most of the time. Overactive sex hormones.

    I went on birth control at 13, just in case. Sex for me is never satisfying, I get aroused but my partner peters out before I climax, I have to resort to self gratification. As a young woman having this 'problem' is embarrassing, a thin bra rubbing against my nipples will push me into climax. I hate having to wear bandaids on my nipples.

    To top it off I am attracted to both males and females, males to 'fuck me hard' and females for me to fuck.

    This affliction is not funny, not lucky you, not anything you want. Just laying in bed I can 'feel' my clit tingle. Just like it did when I was seven.

    My Stupid Running Away Story

    After living for a year of hell with my parents I just needed to run away. I worked at a Texas Roadhouse in Dallas, I had the lunch and afternoon shift. It was around three when a man parked a new Corvette outside and sat in my section. He ate and we talked and he told me he was going to San Antonio, through Austin. I told him I always wanted to go to Austin and he offered me a ride.

    When he left he stood by his car with the passenger door open, staring at me through the window. I took off my apron and walked out. By the time we got to Austin he knew I was running away, I didn't have any money, I didn't know anyone in Austin and I was 17. He took me with him to San Antonio, I stayed with him in his hotel room, he screwed me a couple of times, I showered with him in the morning, he went to his meeting and picked me up at the hotel, checked out and he took me back to Dallas and dropped me off at my parent's house.