Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Mother Daughter Family Tree And Same Baby Daddy

True enough this is West Virginia. It's not i****t because it's not blood related. Basically it's a mother daughter who share the same baby daddy. So siblings that are sisters, but also niece and granddaughter.

We will see how they do, they are six weeks apart so they'll be in the same grade growing up.

Mommy isn't in favor of baby daddy having sex with me, but it keeps him close to home and not prowling around in strange trailer parks.

  • Daughter In Law

    My wife and I have been married for over forty two years. We were high school sweethearts and were considered then, as well as now, to be an exceptionally attractive couple. My wife is, was and always has been, a ten. She is an exceptional woman, always in shape and even with having had three children, her body puts most women in their twenties to shame. She has never had a shortage of men hitting on her in her life. She has had an offer from Playboy magazine and at one time a billionaire who tried desperately to destroy our marriage hoping to win her over. Both failed. Our sex life was absolutely fantastic for the first twenty plus years with both of us highly sexed. She never said no and often initiated the sex. It was paradise. That sadly has been ruined with her going through the change. She suffers from severe vaginal soreness and dryness making intercourse all but impossible, killing her sex drive and our sex life. She also has a thing about textures orally. Many foods are out of her diet because the texture makes her gag to the point of vomiting. Sadly the same for oral sex. In our twenty plus years of sexual activity, I could count the amount of times my penis has been in her mouth, on one hand and certainly never to completion. The lack of oral sex back then was not important nor needed. She and her body, being as beautiful as she is, was enough. That being then and now being now, a blow job would be very much welcomed. When we have sex today, it’s me performing oral on her, which she absolutely loves, and her giving me a hand job, which frankly I do a better job of. It’s not uncommon for us to go six, seven months without intimacy. I have considered using sex workers but have failed to pull the lever on such. The last thing I want to do is hurt her. Awhile back her and I were going through a rough patch. I confided in my son about our problems in bed. My wife was avoiding any real physical contact fearing I would become aroused and be wanting release. He, my son, apparently let his wife know who then told the wife of our youngest son. To make a long story short, my youngest son’s wife, our daughter in law, was staying with us for a week. She and I had a heart to heart about the situation. She told me that she too was having a similar problem of sorts with my son. She claimed he has been cheating on her for years and that she has caught him several times. She added that his reasoning was that he needed variety, that he gets bored having sex with the same woman. She was very hurt and I let her cry on my shoulder. She is very much in love with him and said besides his indiscretions, their marriage is great, he’s a great dad but their sex life is all but dead. On one afternoon while my wife was out playing cards at her women’s club, I came home from tennis and while having a shower, my daughter in law walked into the shower with me. I was in shock. I said no this can’t happen. She had her hands on my testicles and unit saying that we could satisfy each other, that she needed the intanacy. She laid a Hell of a passionate kiss on me which I equally participated in. She worked my cock hard then dropped to her knees right there in the shower and sucked me off letting me drop my load into her mouth. To look down upon this beautiful woman performing oral while the water rained down on her was super sexy. It was fucking wonderful. We got out, dried off and hit the sheets. I ate her young very wet pussy to orgasm and she sucked me hard and then sat upon my dick. Oh how grand her pussy felt. How wonderfully wet her pussy was. She just kept pumping up and down my pistol with her beautiful breasts heaving with each thrust. I rolled us over into the missionary position, her screaming for me to fuck her hard, I slammed her to full orgasm before allowing myself the luxury of the same. Magical! The next afternoon I told the wife that I was taking our daughter in law out motorcycling, something my wife is not into doing. It was a short ride on the bike but a long afternoon at the Hilton Hotel. That was awhile back and nary a word from either of us to anyone. She and my son are coming by soon for another visit. She is hoping that we can have time alone again. It would be lovely but in a practical sense, I can’t see it happening but so wish it will. Just incase .. I’m giving the motorcycle an oil change, in hopes of giving her one as well.

    Starting Young

    I am not seeking pity or sympathy. I don't need it. I am a normal, functioning person. College grad, work and have normal relationships. Now to my story.
    When I was 6 mom passed away. It was me and dad until I was 10. Dads brother got in a jam and it was either home confinement or jail. Problem was he didn't have a home. So dad let him move in with us to complete his 6 months. Near the end of his time something happened. I was outside with friends, summer day, hose and water balloon fights. I came inside wet in my tiny bikini. Now to a description of me at the time. Puberty hit me late. At 10 I was under 5 foot, skinny and my tits were so small I didn't even have a bra. Uncle took me into the washroom and made me strip off my bikini. He put it in the washer as I stood there naked. He looked me over then led me upstairs to my bedroom. A few minutes later I was taking my first dick. He started having sex with me most every day. I learned how to suck dick and fuck. I have to admit I started to like sex. A couple of weeks later my uncle was off home confinement and moved out. At the time I didn't realize or know what "horny" meant. But I started to get horny with him gone!
    One evening he stopped by while dad was at work. I knew what he wanted and so did I. We were both naked as he sat on the couch and I got between his legs and started sucking his dick. Suddenly I got a shock when I heard dads voice! Dad was standing in the doorway. I thought he would kill us! I was crawling on the floor trying to grab my clothes when dad stopped me. He walked me back over to my uncle and guided me back into position. He rubbed my shoulders and told me it was "OK". I started sucking again as dad rubbed my shoulders and back. I felt dads dick begin to rub against my pussy. He tried to push inside me but I realized dad was much bigger than my uncle. Much! It didn't work, I was too small and tight for his size. I finished my uncle and he left. We had a normal evening, dinner and watched some TV. At bedtime dad took me to his room. We got in bed and I actually got to see dads dick. Wow it was big! I sucked him for awhile until he was ready. He was really gentle and used lots of baby oil as lube. Slowly he worked his dick inside my tiny pussy.
    From that point on I slept in dads bedroom every night. We maintained a sexual relationship until i was 15 years old. I met a boy I liked and I started dating outside the house. One night I told dad I wanted to stop because I had a boyfriend. He was fine with it and we went back to what most would call a "normal" dad and daughter relationship.
    I finished high school and went to college. I still have a great relationship with my dad and love him very much. And I am fine...

  • Wow My Dil

    My daughter in law is staying with me in my condo she is 24, blonde small tits great body.

    Just out of the shower shaving and she walks behind me and hugs me and says thanks for everything you do and proceeds to put her hand down my towel and starts jerking me off, I cum and she whispers in my ear "tonight you can fuck me… ps my favorite is doggie" she kisses me on the cheek and walks away.

    Mom, Really!

    I was doing yard work for my mother in law on a hot day here in Florida. Once finished, she handed me a towel and said take shower off my bedroom. So I did. While I was soaping down, she entered the shower with me. I was like, what the fuck! She soaped me down which got me up. She worked my cock with her hands, and then with her mouth. We got out of the shower, dried off. She laid on the bed and said, eat me Brad. Eat my mother in law? I did and then we fucked. Not sure what is next. This is either the start of something or the end of something or the end of everything.

  • I Finally Went Through With It

    This is a continuation from an earlier confession I made. I. That, I explained that my partner and I were sending sexy pics and vids to people who then returned the favor with a g*ft of their own. I also said that I had accidentally sent a dick pic to my cousin that was meant for someone else. To sum it up, it was awkward at first but lead us to trading nudes of each other back and forth.
    Fast forward to a few months ago:
    We were joking about making a bj vid for those same people and how they'd love it because we're actually related.
    A few days later she sent me a video of her giving head to someone. I was shocked, and ashamed to find myself incredibly hard from it. She followed it up with a message saying "you better jerk off to that and show me the mess."
    I did. I was so ashamed that I didn't even really need convincing. It felt so wrong which made it that much hotter. I came was in my back and came with so much force I gave myself a facial.
    She continued to send me these "jerk off challenges" over the course of a few months.
    But a few weeks ago, she asked me if I was liking what I saw. I said I did, and she looked like she was damn good at what she was doing.
    Then she sent a message that stopped me cold.
    "Good, come over here so I can get that dick then."
    I just sent a laugh emoji in return, not really knowing what else to do.
    "Come on, I'm home alone for the night. I want to suck that cock."
    "Really?" I responded, feeling awkward as hell.
    "Yes. Now or never. I don't know if I'll offer it again."
    I'm ashamed to say I took her up on it. Not only that, but it was the best head I've ever gotten and I'll take her up on it again if it's offered.

    Molested By A Lousy Perv

    I don't know exactly when it started, but some time when I started to get older I started to notice my grandpa would act wierd or otherwise be inappropriate. One of my cousins always told me to be careful around him, but never exactly told me why. Well, it became painfully clear during middle school why he always made things weary, he tried to feel me up my thigh as if I would ever have been okay with that. And if it wasn't that, it would be those leary eyes I was all too aware of now, or the constant attempts to look down my shirt of touch me somewhere else. He still tried to push the boundary but I had enough of it, I started to call him out on his antics or smack him, neither of which he liked but it made him stop. That was till high school, I was at a family wedding and I got tipsy enough off of what my parents allowed me to try. I got caught up, away from the party, pinned in a hallway by my grandpa trying to make a move again. I tried, like I really tried to inch pass him or brush him off, I didn't have it in me to fight like I would have, but he just was persistent. I caved, thinking it'll make him stop ever again, just this once. I hated every moment that he felt me up, I felt disgusted but I did whatever I thought would make it end faster, even if that meant jacking him off.. Yet like before, he kept trying to push those boundaries.. he tried to have sex with me, right there in the hall. I just wouldn't, I couldn't let him. So I caved, the only thing I knew that would end this fast enough.. I blew him. That dirty bastard got what he wanted one way or another. And as soon as I could, I got out of there and hid away in the party where I knew at least I was safe. Things though, with him, didn't improve. He started acting out again, getting bolder, and when that wasn't working, he tried cornering me again. I was disgusted with myself for what happened, hated him even more, but I wasn't going to cave again like that one time, I fought, and when he thought he could try to force his way, I hit back twice harder than I ever had before. After I broke one of his ribs with a hard kick, he finally, for the love of god, stopped messing with me. I wasn't some little girl or vulnerable drunk like he wanted, I was too much for him to handle, and he pushed me to those extremes. The rest of my family don't know, but at least none of them are surprised either why I want nothing to do with him either. By the time I got to college, his health already was taking a turn to the worst. I have no clue how he's doing now, but honestly he could rot in hell for all I know, the world would be better place for it.

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    I wish there were more mother in law sex stories. Also sex with granny.
    Those two subjects are hot

    Weird At Holidays

    My son decided to bring his girlfriend to the cabin for a few days, and I was shocked when it wasn’t his fiancé. Heidi is a very attractive 26 year old who worked for my son’s department. The first 2 nights, I could hear them in the guest room getting it on. Then, the next day they had a disagreement. I think all the calls and texts from his fiancé triggered it.
    Heidi didn’t want to spend time with him anymore, and it’s a 4 hour ride back to her place, so we ended up hanging out. Yeah, you know where this is going, we ended up swimming at the old rock quarry under the waterfall. We climbed up onto one of the rocks, and laid out our clothes to dry and proceeded to make love. No, it wasn’t that passionate wild fucking. I pulled her towards me, and she sat in my lap facing me and guided me in. It was slow. Almost motionless. As she ground in a circle, I just gently sucked her nipples and we did that for what seemed like forever. She started rising and falling on me and whispered she wanted us to do it together. When we finally finished, she just stood up and dove back into the cold water. I followed her in and we kissed under the waterfall.
    It’s been almost a year now, Heidi moved in and we have a nice little farm growing Kush. It doesn’t matter to me, but my son is freaked out that he did her before me.

  • Country Sex

    Both my cousin and I grew up out in the country. Both our parents had cattle and we had horses. My cousin zBill and I were always together and were always outside playing
    I guess it was bound to happen because for some reason or another we could not stop playing with our self in front of each other.
    We liked to go out to the barn at his house or mine and in any room or up in the hay loft he and I would take down our pants and watch each other play with our dicks.
    One day it got even better when we played with each other. We were standing close to each other face to face with our pants down around our ankles jacking off like always and I put my hand on his dick. He just looked at me as I started to jack him off.
    In a few seconds his hand was in mine and it felt good. We ended up on our backs laying in the hay and we kept going until we both came with our hand around each others cocks.
    We were almost 12 the first time we jacked each other off and it didn’t stop there. Late that night when we knew everyone was asleep we started jacking each other off again.
    I wanted to watch him cum so I slowly went under the covers and my face was very close to his dick as I jacked him off. I got a little too excited and touched my tongue and lips to his dick.
    He raised the sheet and looked down at me licking his dick and asked me what I was doing. I told him I was just doing what I wanted to try earlier today in the barn.
    He said OK go ahead it feels pretty good. I couldn’t resist and put his dick in my mouth and once my lips were around his hard cock it was only natural to suck on it. Right away I liked doing it and moved over between his legs on my stomach. He spread his legs and my lips were going up and down his cock and he was moving his hips up and down with his hands on my shoulders trying to be quiet as I sucked his dick.
    He asked me to stop so he could do it to me and I wanted him to but it felt too good to stop. After sucking his dick awhile longer and his hands went to my head and he pushed down still moving his hips and his nuts ste touching my chin each time he pushes his hips up and then it happened. He pushed my head down and shot his cum in my mouth.
    I let him shot it all in my mouth and after I tasted it I just started to drink it down then I sucked and licked all over his dick then sucked on his nuts while I rubbed on his dick.
    Once I finished and came up from under the covers we just laid there in the dark quietly and his hand went to my cock. He was stroking me asking me what it was like to suck him off like I did. I told him once I got started it felt good and I couldn’t stop. He ask me how it felt when he shot his cum I told him after I tasted it it was not that hard to swallow it. He told me he wanted to try it and he went down on me and sucked me off like I had done to him and he let me cum in his mouth and he swallowed it.
    After laying next to each other talking quietly we both wanted to do it again so we sucked each other off again
    We didn’t sleep much that night and the more we ducked on each other the better we liked it.
    We couldn’t keep our hands or our mouths off of each other. I woke up first and he was still asleep with me under the covers licking his nuts and sucking on his dick. I heard my Aunt walking to his room as I was swallowing his cum. I had to hurry and get back up from under the sheets and act like I was asleep
    She told us breakfast would be ready in a few minutes to get up and wash our face and hands. We both went to the bathroom and he closed the door and while I stood at the sink with the water running he got on his knees and sucked my dick. I came really quick and he swallowed my cum we washed up and went to eat breakfast.
    We stayed outside all day long and all we did was go to different places to hide and suck each others dicks. By the end of the day we had sucked each other off enough times that we knew how to do it pretty damn good.
    We found a great place way out behind the barn to hide in the thick brush and trees and we took off all our clothes and we were both naked outside taking turns going down on each other and being naked outdoors in the daylight was a lot better than in the house in the dark where we had to be quiet
    It was pretty exciting to watch as we sucked each other and to watch my dick slide in and out of his mouth between his lips. It seems like it’s all we did was suck each others dicks and we figured out how to 69 pretty quick and once we tried that we were hooked on sucking each other at the same time.
    We would lay in the hay up in the barn loft in a 69 and suck each other for a very long time. When we could be naked and suck in a 69 it was the best feeling ever
    In a few months I let him fuck me and cum in my ass and after that I let him fuck my ass all the time for years. We grew up together and we had a great time doing it. I wish he would do it with me again but he won’t