We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

I Pee A Little When I Cum

Hi, I'm a single female and enjoy all types of sex. The problem I have is I leak pee when I have an orgasm, I always try to pee before having sex but it doesn't help some men love it and others don't especially when they're eating me I always tell them to stop eating me when I'm close to cumming after they ask me why and I explain some of them told me it shouldn't have stoped them the man I'm with now really enjoys it and tells me to hold it and don't pee before we fuck, he says it's exciting to see and loves when I cum pee on his dick or face when we do anal I really pee a lot we usually put a old blanket down so we don't make a mess and easy to wash I now have him peeing on me while I hold my pussy open and I like it! Water sports are fun he now wants to pee in my ass but I don't know maybe we will

  • Caught

    I was jerking off the other day while house sitting a sister in laws place. I was in the hot tub with a few beers waiting for my wife to show up so i took my shorts off and started stroking myself. Little did I know that her daughter (17) at the time saw me through the kitchen window and was in shock but I didn't know that at the time. Well i guess she told my wife when she got there and later on while in the hot tub with my wife she brought it up saying " hey you know Sydney saw your jerking off in the hot tub eh" and I was like I have no idea what your talking about and my wife looked at me like?? You think she would make that shit up? She told me when I got here, she said your pa to were and your stroking yourself. Man was I embarrassed as hell not only for me but Sydney too. I told my wife that I was going to go apologize to her but she said she had already left. I couldn't believe it. Super embarrassed and thinking my wife hates me or is judging me huge i get and grab a couple more beers come back and now my wife is naked in the hot tub, I'm like what the fuck is going on as she laughs. She tells me to take them off again and get in, I'm like what if she fucking comes back, don't worry about Sydney she says she got a dick to suck tonight(her boyfriends). So I get naked and hop in, we're making out feeling and fingering. She tells me to lay back on the tub and slowly licks my inner thigh, next my balls then starts sucking. She take my cock out of her mouth and tells me "i think its fucking hot you got caught" i was like really? I thought you would be fucking pissed, nope made me super horney for sure. She hopped up bent over the edge of the hot tub and told me I could have whatever I wanted. In my head I was like wow this is nuts but I'm going get what I want. I firmly push my face and mouth into her pussy and locked and ate for a while, she moans what about my ass you want that too? Fuck yes I said, I started licking her asshole while I had a couple fingers in her pussy and she was super enjoying it. I tried to put my dick in her ass but she was too tight and didn't want to force it and ruin the experience we had going, I tried a couple more times and she told me to spit on i said you suck it sloppy and ill spit which she did. I tried again but just couldn't get it in. I threw it in her pussy instead and we fucked for a good while. Finally she told me tonstop and said she wanted my cum, so she went back to sucking my dick until I gave her a nice sloppy facial in the hot tub. All she said after that was we need a hot tub at home.

    Showing Whos The Boss

    So my bf and i were going to a our friends wedding and barchelot ! the barchelot was a 2 day trip in amsterdam for boys and girls but seperate! the night before going i told my bf i would let him fuck my the shit of my ass but i want him in handcuffs ! while i locked him and let him fuck my ass after he came i locked him in a chasity so when he goes to barchelot will be locked ! he was very angry but i manage to get him lick my ass and accept it ( kinda ) ! at the barchelot i was sending him every while photos of my ass pussy . and i was telling him that we can fuck others if he wants ! ( he was locked so :) ) the second day i video called him while a was sucking a male stripper cock and he got so mad that he came to our club demandind to be unlocked . i made him sit there and watch while i suck ! and him kissing my ass

  • My Wife Called My Penis A Hen

    I thought I had finally found a woman who liked me and accepted me for who I am, but yesterday she shattered the little confidence I had left. During foreplay she jokingly said that she wanted to suck my "hen". I asked her what she meant and she explained that because I have a small penis it isn't a "cock", but a "hen".

    It instantly ruined my mood, I left the house and now idk what to do. She's been ringing me since I left last night. She knew how insecure I was about it, yet she chose to ignore my feelings for a cheap laugh. All the suicidal thoughts I had are slowly coming back. I really don't feel like living anymore.

    Naked In Front Of Mother

    When I was younger I was in a bad car accident and needed help for quite a while after. My mother looked after me helping me feed myself and general day to day things

    When I needed a shower my mother said she’d help, it’s was no problem. Just wearing a dressing gown I was able to slip it off and get in the shower

    My mother came in so I turned to hide my penis from her. Ahe had to wash me though so it was pointless and I had to face her totally naked

    Being a teen with hormones racing all over the place when she got close to my groin area I got an erection. It was still hard when she starting cleaning my balls and when she washed my dick , she’d only rubbed it a few seconds when I cum all over her hand. She said it was fine but I was embarrassed

    After thinking about it for a while I started looking forward to shower time being a virgin teen this was the 1st time another woman had touched my penis

  • The Day My Lesbian Shield Fell

    Being 25 I was above it all. At the height of anarchy, activism, LBGT+++ rights. He dragged me by the hair, kicking and screaming, to his bed. If you don't want it up your ass, spread your legs and take it. There was no pain, Only humiliation, forced to submit.

    No longer a virgin, I hid away to lick my wounds. When I saw him next, he pointed his finger at me, and said you're next. Why he put me down like that, took me like a cheap whore, I'll never know. It was enough that he did,

    My Love Life Stopped Years Ago

    I often put my age 30 when I was attacked or 45 when my world stopped but I have not had sex in over 22 years literally. That 45 is not my real age alright. I am a bit older. I feel afraid to awaken a monster in me. I watch porn and love sex doll porn and the way men make love to the perfect bodies of them. I imagine being married and having that kind of love every night and a man saying Look at me when I make love to you, I want every part of that pussy , body and soul. kind of thing. Is this dumb? Can I let love or sex in? I want both.

    I Sucked My Husbabd's Cum Out Of My Sister's Pussy

    I'm both ashamed and so turned on. I still cannot believe this happened. I left for work this morning before they both woke up because I can't face the shame of talking to them and I don't know how to even start the conversation when I get home. What am I going to say? It was i****t. Fuck. That's the shame part. But I'll be damned if last night hasn't played in my mind over and over and over again this morning. My panties are drenched and I want to cum so badly I'm literally aching to relive that experience. More shame. Anyways, I'm ashamed. I'm turned on. I think I'm addicted now. It's all I can think of. I found it so hot and I need to write this all down.

    A little background. My sister is staying with us for 9 whole days. She got a job offer where we live and she needed a place to stay while her apartment lease opens up. I love my sister, so I offered that she stay with us until she can move in. I tell my husband the same day and I saw a glint in his eyes. The perv has always had a crush on my sister but I didn't mind - I thought it was just an innocent crush. We're all responsible adults who were brought up right. That's where alcohol comes in. Because, of course.

    After some sauna, some wine, some cocktails, some edibles (we go hard on Mondays, apparently), and the late hour, my husband decides to call it a night and go to bed. I chat with my sister for a few more minutes, and she too, decides to go to bed. I stay up for an extra 10 minutes to do some dishes and finally go upstairs to go to sleep. I get to the stairs and I hear moan. I go up some more stairs and the moaning gets louder. My heart sinks and I'm hoping that it's just my sister masturbating in the guest room. Nope. It's coming from our room. I burst in, and sure as shit, my husband is pounding my sister on our bed. I flip out. Neither of them seem concerned, which adds to my anger and shock.

    That's when it happened. My husband awakened a part of me that I don't know what to do with. I'm at the side of the bed telling him to get off of her and he tells me to be quiet, be a good girl, and sit over there until he's finished. He then goes back to kissing my sister and starts pounding again. I'm shocked. I drunk. I'm high. What the fuck is going on? So, like a little bitch, I sit down on our bed bench and wait for them to finish. I didn't know what I was thinking, or maybe I wasn't. A couple more minutes pass and I hear that he's going to cum. I turn around and I want to tell him to not cum but nothing comes out of my mouth. No words. Nothing. Just a little whimper. I get a front row seat as my sister wraps her legs around my husband and he comes. They both moan and yell and I can hear them kissing and I hear the wetness of her pussy.

    No. That's my man. Who the fuck is this bitch? I've taken care of him in sickness, in injuries, gone on dates with him, spent time with him, he's my best friend, he's my husband, he's MINE. I push my husband off of her, and there's no real way to say it except to say it. I ate out my sister's pussy. In my drunken, high stupor I decided that what I needed to do was suck his cum out of her pussy. That's my cum. My sister yanks on my hair and brings me up to her face and sticks her tongue in my mouth and begins kissing me. More shame. I start rubbing her clit. She starts fingering me. We kiss with my husband's cum in our mouths, we finger each other, we cum with each other. She goes to her room, my husband has a smug fucking smile on his face, and I fall asleep.



    It's day 3 of 9. What the fuck am I going to do? I'm so horny thinking about it. I'm so ashamed. It was i****t. I needed to get this off my chest and I can't exactly tell family or friends. So........ yeah! That happened.

    Saw Mum Get Feet Tickled Fucked On Holiday

    so i went on holiday recently with my family and my current university girlfriend. we went to the caribbean island of st lucia. anyway being a white family, our women immediately caught the eye of multiple local horny black men. my girlfriend during one day at the pool did reject the advances of one local but my mum was a different story. thing is she was always seen as a milf. long brown hair, large butt and nice curvy figure. i thought she'd say no when i left to get a shower. however when i returned, the local was now sat on the sunbed with her soles in his lap and was gently massaging and at times tickling them. my mum seemed to really enjoy it and often ooooooohhd and gasped and giggled at his tickling. me thinking it harmless left for some food.
    awhile later i noticed she was still not back, so when i returned and her towel was gone i had a longer look until i heard loud rippling and moaning noises and found her in the process of her ass getting filled by that black local. when she stood up she had a serene look on her feet and her huge milf ass was dripping. i was honestly in shock and left. we still havent spoken about it and only recently she started making moves on a college friend of mine when we came home.

  • I Was So Embarrassed While Shopping With My Dildo

    Hi I'm a 31 year old girl and I like to go shopping with a dildo in me. I usually wear regular panties but this time I wore a thong. I just love the feeling of it moving around when I walk and can't wait to get home a masturbate! Well I was walking down a isle and felt it beginning to slip I was wearing a skirt at the time and before I could catch it it fell on the floor all wet with my juices I immediately kicked it to the side and looked around to see if anyone had seen there was a older gentleman that just smiled when I looked at him, I was so embarrassed and quickly left I guess they have security cameras and saw everything. I'm not shopping there anymore and lost my favorite dildo went home and had a nice time with multiple orgasms! Cleanup on isle 2 hahahaha