We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

10 yrs ago my wife and I had moved to Fla we were 50 at the time and our neighbors on both sides were inthier 60s, we became friends.

My wife Dawn became very close to Sara And Lynn who were 10to 15 yrs older than Dawn and both married to men that at the time were close friends so it was like a big family.

Dawn my wife had become very sick and I had to work so Sara and Lynn were there to help with taking care of her while I worked.

After a year Dawn pasted away from her illness , I was lost with out my best friend. She knew everything about me, Things I wouldn't tell anyone, But when I told her it would turn her on and she never felt theatended because it was I was young I was a cum pig for the old man next door and his 2 buddies. I came to find out that during Dawns illness she had told Sara and Lynn all about how I enjoyed sucking old mens cock and how I liked swallowing cum.

When Dawn died I was depressed and I was invited to dinner with the 2 neighbors it was then that I found out that Dawn had told them about my past and I became their cum pig.

there is more to this I'm just not ready to say

I'm not proud of this and I haven't told anyone about it, but I feel like I need to let it out.
To make a long story short, we have a neighbor that we don't get along with. Mostly my husband.
Sometimes I lay by the pool topless and he would poke out the wooden knots in the privacy fence and watch me. My husband kind of caught him, but couldn't really prove it.
So we put up one of those white plastic fences. Well there is some kind of pine tree on his property that drops all kinds of branches and every time they fall on the fence it falls to pieces and my husband has to kind of snap it all back together.
My husband offered to have the tree removed at our cost, but he said something like that we don't need a fence. He doesn't mind seeing me naked. This really ticked off my husband.
Well my husband went out of country for work, he's usually gone for 30 days. This time was longer. Since he goes places he can't always call, I hadn't heard from him in a few days and our account got hacked. I had to file a report and ask the bank to investigate, etc. what's worse is that my only credit card was frozen for fraud protection because my husband tried to use it in Northern Africa.
I didn't have any money, so I went to a money lending place, but since I don't work and can't prove income they refused.
Anyway so the neighbor, we'll call him Sam, saw me come home with an Amscot pamphlet my hand.
He asked me if I'd gone to Amscot to get a loan, because he would pay me to clean his house.
I told him how grateful I am and explained my situation. He said sure no problem.
An hour or so later what I went over to clean he just yelled come in.
When I came in he told me that I understand he's doing me a favor and he needs me to be naked while I clean. I told him no. So Sam just said, maybe this isn't a good idea after all. I started to panic, what if I didn't hear from my husband soon, there were hardly any groceries, I needed gas, etc. I said alright, I would do it.
He sat there and stared as I stripped my clothes off.
He said, if it makes you more comfortable, I'll join you.
Sam took his clothes off too. I told him, I'm not going to have sex with him. He said he wasn't looking for sex. But he had an erection.
So I cleaned his house and he followed me from room to room, both of us naked. He was playing with himself the entire time and it creeped me out.
Finally when we got to his bedroom I bent over his dresser to dust it. He reached around and started to play with my breasts. I don't know why I didn't stop him right away, I just King of froze. He slid his hand down to my crotch and started to play with me. That's when I stoped him.
I demanded that we agreed to no sex. He said I was right and just asked me to stay bent over the dresser.
He had his hand on my back and I could hear the smacking sound as he played with himself.
Then suddenly I felt the warm squirt on my lower back and he stuck himself in my butt crack. He rubbed it around as he finished orgasming. Again I don't know why I didn't stop him.
I took a towel and wiped myself off, took the money and went home to the longest shower I've ever taken. I still don't feel clean after that.

In 2016 I was travelling on a bus over to my dads house (He and my mom are divorced) During the five hour journey, a very handsome older guy got on and sat on the seats opposite me. After a few eye contacts and me checking out his gorgeous looking body, he smiled at me and asked if he could sit by me.
We were the only ones at the rear of the bus, so when he put his hand down to my pussy mound, I let him slip his hand up my short skirt and inside my panties. At the same time, he put my hand on his cock bulge, so I copied his action and slipped my hand inside his boxers. His pulsing cock felt huge as I gently stroked it, as he was very slowly playing with my clit.
Not saying a word he dropped his trousers and boxers and I saw he was indeed well endowed. Bending me over towards him, I took his cock into my mouth and began to blow his cock. He reached further over and slid a finger, then two inside my soaking wet pussy. We stayed like that for some time, until he asked me if I was on birth control. Nodding as best i could with his cock in my mouth, he had me get up, kneel over him and he inserted his cock so deep inside my pussy. I was facing him and very slowly fucking him, and his cock was sending me wild with lust. I wanted to be fucked harder, but it wasn't easy with the space we had.
Telling him I wanted it harder, he moved us around again and knelt up behind me as I faced the side window. It didn't last that long, maybe five minutes but by the time he shot his sticky cum deep up my love tunnel, I'd had one of the most intense orgasms I'd ever had.
Cleaning ourselves up, we chatted about who we were and where we heading to. It turned out his stop was only two before mine and only ten miles from my dads place. Before he got off, we swapped cell numbers and I gave him another sneaky suck.
At the final stop on the route and as I was about to get off, the driver an older guy said to me "Hey honey thanks for the show". Looking down, I saw he was watching a recording of myself and the guy having sex and it was only then I saw the small cctv camera at the rear of the bus.
Talk about being embarrassed, I couldn't wait to get off the bus, but not before he told me the recording was automatically be uploaded to his companies computer banks.
So somewhere in a bus company's computer records, there's a recording of me sucking off an older man and taking his cock as I rode him, and then had him fuck me from behind.
It's an older man I might add, I've had sex with since. Only we've fucked at his home, car and plenty of other places outdoors. He knows about the bus video, but says it won't be a very good image of us. when I asked how he knew, he told me he installed the camera's on the buses a couple of years before. He'd known all along we would be being filmed, but had fucked me anyway. Which each and every time I'm taking his big cock up my pussy and ass, gets me off every time.

I was staying in the hospital for 4 days last week for some tests. So of course I tried to avoid masturbating but having a hard on when you wake up or randomly because your so horny doesn't mix with wearing a gown.

I grabbed four tissues of the stand beside the bed, uncovered partly to be able to have access to pull my gown up. I already had a raging boner so I flipped the tv to the something to encourage me.

My room door was shut so I was just sitting there in bed masturbating. Dang that felt so goood! Having my foreskin of my uncut cock slide up and down over my cock head.

But then the door opens and it's a nurse coming to check on a few things. She saw me masturbating and I just stopped but she saw me stroking away. She said oh sorry and excuse me and walked back out. 20 minutes later she came back in and I lost my hard on by then.

I said I'm so sorry you saw that and she said it's fine. I've seen a lot of stuff as a nurse and what you were doing is only natural to do. She did end up saying a little tip, most guys go into the bathroom to do that here. More privacy that way and easier to hide if you do it on the toilet or in the shower.

She left the room and returned with some baby wipes and said these are so you can clean up especially since your uncircumcised

Yesterday I started crying during sex, right after I came. I had given wifey one slow orgasm, massaging her lady parts while she vibed and eventually fingering her G-spot to a nice orgasm, her favorite. Then, she was riding my cock while I sat on the edge of the bed with my feet on the floor, I had my hands on her ass and was pulling her in perfect rhythm, all the way back and forth down my cock. She started yelping out loudly, cumming her brains out. When I started to cum myself we just kept going, I let out a long moan, and all the sudden I was sobbing. I wasn't upset, sad, or angry, and it was probably one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had (despite jerking it twice the night before). We just held each other until I calmed down, but I was jittery for quite a while and had a hard time keeping it together.

I'm feeling pretty weird about it now, but my God it is pretty memorable when the pussy breaks you like that. We've been together for 15 years, first time something like this has ever happened.

As a 16 year old boy I got my first taste of playing the female dog to a german shepherd male, and yeah he liked that, and I ended up with his huge knot holding us in the ass to ass position for at least 20 minutes. Not going to say it was wonderful, cause for half of that time it hurt a lot, but the last half felt a lot better, and even though I said I wasn't going to again, a week later he had me in that same position.

I got bred to him as well as several other larger males, then one night just after turning 18 I got it again from another big male, but never knew which one did it. I was walking back home from a friends house about 9 pm down the alley behind our house. It was trying to storm, and almost behind our house I was met by 4 dogs, one female gsd that was in heat, one big gsd male, and two other males that were at least as big as him, but more shaggy and box headed.

The female was almost ready, and the male gsd was working on getting her, nobody ever uses that alley except during the day, and that's mostly the meter reader. I felt safe enough so I took off my boots, jeans and shorts, fingered the female and put her scent between my legs and got down on all fours. Instantly there were two noses and tongues on my ass, some growling and a few snaps, then suddenly there was a flash and a bang behind us, and instantly it was pitch dark.

Before I could even think power outage I was mounted, he made a few stabs at my hole, hitting above and below, one of which hurt. Then he hit the right spot, hunched, I was penetrated, then he went right into flat banging my ass. He was powerful in the way he held me back to him and was putting the dick to me hard and fast. I never did feel his knot swelling, which suprised me, cause I knew he must have a big knot and I didn't want him to hang me. But he had different ideas, and all of a sudden I found out he had done just that.

He didn't instantly get off, he stayed on, holding me tightly back to him and pushing into me, like he was making sure he actually had me hung. I knew he had me, cause it was uncomfortable, then he got off and we were standing ass to ass and I was feeling his throbbing dick as it squirted his spunk into me. I was thinking and hoping the lights didn't come back on too quick, then it dwaned on me, here I was hung hard and fast to a big male dog in the middle of the alley, and didn't even know which one it was.

About that time I heard what sounded like humping, then a rucus, and figured one of the others had hung the female. The one that had me kept me for almost 25 minutes, and I could hear people in the back yard across the alley talking about the power company working on the problem. A few minutes later the one that had the female let her go, and them and the others headed up the alley, I was still hung and still getting bred. But then I felt his knot going down, he pulled out and headed after the others.

It was still darker than hell and I was crawling around feeling for my clothes, then the clouds broke a little and I found them, got dressed and headed to where the crew was fixing the outage, a squirl and shorted things out. Later on thinking about it, I couldn't help but wonder which of those big stud dogs had got the privlage to treat me like a bitch.

My primary care provider is a Nurse Practitioner that runs a Catholic low income and pregnancy clinic in my small town. Beth has been my 'doc' since I moved back after college 6 years ago.

I have had bad experiences not being well endowed but also find SPH (Small Penis Humiliation) videos online to be erotic and taboo. I have been laughed at but not really teased or mocked outright. My ex used to text, play games and talk on the phone while I had sex with her, but that was back when I could last longer than a minute or two.

Being both much smaller than average and prematurely ejaculating is pretty much the most embarrassing situation, but somehow it turns me on so much that the mere thought causes me to climax.

I live in a small town but escorts will travel from the city if the money is right. So Saturday I hired a backpage escort for sex. I have to go bareback, condoms fall right off my half-a-hotdog sized erections. She had turned a few tricks before she got here and reeked of sex, cum and not bathing. I paid her to let me fuck her then afterward she wanted me to eat her out so I did.

Monday afternoon I made an appointment for yesterday with my 'doc' because I was worried but also because I was aroused by the thought of confessing my dirty perversions to her.

I told her about condoms being to big and having unprotected sex with an escort. I was nervous how she would respond to such graphic information.

She told me as a Catholic she doesn't believe in condoms and told me that it was a sin to spill my seed through masturbating or sex with a condom catching my sperm. Weird huh? She went on to mention Jesus was with a prostitute (Mary Magdalen) so maybe sex with hookers is the most sinless way to release tension.

I was not expecting that reaction, but she went farther. She insisted on a genital exam. I have never had one prior so not sure what to think. I got an erection but she wasn't fazed by it, though she did tell me to wear tight underwear and shave my pubes for "hygeine" issues but had undertones. What wasn't ambiguous was that she talked about my size.

More than once she told me that I should be much larger but didn't think I was a candidate for surgical enhancement. Beth straight up told me to get used to it.... premature ejaculation she said was the least of my problem so she didn't address treating it. I have a follow up in 3 weeks.

I was busting for a poo in town yesterday and I didn't want to use a public toilet so I decided to wait until I got home so I could go in my own toilet. As I was walking home the need to poo got worse and I was desperate for a wee as well. The more I walked the more I had to go and I was slowly dribbling pee into my knickers. It started to run down my leg as I lost control of my bowels and I just stood there and peed and pood myself. The relief was incredible but it was so embarrassing having to walk home with my jeans soaked and smelling of poo.

I have always had an interest in vintage cars. I bought and refurbished a 1968 Mustang and belong to a club of vintage cars. It is more than a hobby. At the club I met a man who also refurbished a period Mustang. We got along well, when we went to shows for the cars (nothing national, these are regional shows) we went together and showed both cars side by side. We got close and shared other times together, like watching the Super Bowl.

I was at his house, he has a much better set up for watching the game. We had a friendly bet for a sizable amount of money, and I lost. He told me that I could settle the bet by sucking his cock. He wasn't kidding. He took his cock out of his pants and got himself an erection and offered his cock to me. He kept saying "you know you want to, all you want to do is suck this cock, you want this cock more than anything, come on now do yourself a favor and do what you really want to do". I gave in and sucked his cock. He got me to use my hand and suck him to completion.

When it was over I was embarrassed, he told me it was our secret, and that anytime I wanted to suck cock to let him know, because he knew I was cocksucker the day he met me. I had never sucked cock before. I have sucked his cock like a dozen times since the game. I can't resist.

  • As a teen I witnessed a situation that traumatized me at the time. This put me in a relationship with an older man and he settled me down by masturbating me. To comfort me, he held me and took my penis and masturbated me using both his hands and mouth.

    Whenever it was possible he would masturbate me again by using his hand or by using his mouth and hand. It was a long time before I started to hold his penis and put his penis in my mouth. As I grew up, and I went away to college, whenever I was back home I would go spend time with him and we had complete sex, with penetration.

    I am a grown man now and he is a much older gentleman now. We do not have sexual contact any more, we are just friends. He has never married and owns several businesses in town. He asked me to join him and his lawyer and he told me that as he did not have a family of his own he was leaving his estate to me, knowing that I would take care of it and help it grow. For me, it was thing of youth, as I have grown up and now have a wife and family and would never expect anything like this. Certainly I would not want anything to come out.

    I am at a loss to explain why he would leave his estate to me. Not only to myself, but how can I explain this to everyone else.