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Bar Hopping in NYC

It's been about two weeks since coming back from NYC. I've been there and back and rarely have anything worth writing about, but this trip was something else. Although I am a little embarrassed by this story, I've swore to myself that I would not have any regrets for my life-style. So I hope you guys enjoy, it's as true as I can remember.
One of my guy "friends" from NYC offered to fund a little vacation to the Big Apple as long as I spent some time with him and brought along my friend D. She is so hot and has the greatest set of tits I have ever seen.
He took us out to eat at this Sushi place and of course (for me) it was getting boring.
We got to talking and decided that we should start hopping from bar to bar. I really love the bar scene and was hoping to meet some other guys.
We went bar hopping. It was very wild. I was dressed in one of my tightest black mini-dresses and tall knee-high boots. My dress is sheer and my lingerie is plain to see. I even had on my black lacy thong! It seemed to being doing the trick cause every guy wanted to buy me a drink. Of course our buddy was sticking close to D. There was going to be some hooking up. I didn't really care, but I promised not to leave her alone with him until we got back to our suite.
So I'm getting really horny watching these two making out all night so, I start flirting with some of the local talent. I'm really enjoying them trying to talk me into leaving with them. At one point, I had about eight drinks in front of me at my table. I didn't spend a dime that night. I had to slow down, because I was getting really tipsy.
That's when I was approached by this darling older man. It was well after midnight. The older gentleman bought me a Martini with three olives. If you know me at all, you know I love Martinis, very dry. He was white, a local, a little overweight and slightly balding; he was smoking a cigar and smelled like Old Spice. He seemed harmless though and it was kind of fun talking to him. I love his New York accent. He had great jokes and was teaching me about whiskey. He even got me to drink a Boiler Maker. I never drink stuff like that.
I started looking around for my friend, D and couldn't see her anywhere. Feeling a little guilty, I figured I'd find her. The restroom was somewhere in the back so I thanked the old guy, gave him a hug, and went to locate my friend. It only took a few steps to realize that I may have made a huge mistake drinking so much. It had to be that damn Boiler Maker. I went over to the bathroom, but there was a huge line and I had to pee so bad, I thought I was going to piss myself. Next think I know, I'm standing outside behind the bar. Fuck-it, feeling silly and smashed, I decide to relieve myself right there.
I hiked up my dress, squatted (panties pulled over) and went for like five minutes straight. It was so intense and wonderful; I remember I had this real shit-eating grin on my face. I was feeling no pain.
I was still giggling when I started tipping backward. I was unable to do anything but laugh as I was looking up at the night sky. My eyelids seemed very heavy and the city sounds were so surreal. Just a little rest, I thought. Rest my eyes.
I remember feeling a cool gust of wind blowing up my skirt, bringing me back to reality. Then I felt a pair of rough hands rubbing thighs and then my hips and then my sides. And then roughly cupping my breasts and firmly pinching my nipples.
I was blinking my eyes and turning my head trying to make out where I was. I was getting accustomed to the darkness when his tongue started to dart in and out of my pussy lips. I could feel that my legs were resting on his shoulders. He had me tipped up for better access.
I don't know if it was the alcohol or if I was slipped something but I couldn't move and decided to play as if I were still asleep. I wasn't scared as much as I was drunk.
I was thinking that my dress will need dry-cleaning. Then I closed my eyes.
Then the world seemed to turn, and my face was full of tweed. I must have been flipped over onto my belly. At least he had the courtesy of keeping my face off the alley ground. I spent hours putting on my makeup.
He lifted my skirt past my waist and was working the waist over my tits. He was breathing very heavy when he lifted up, my ass onto my knees. Then, he pushed his fat cock into my wet pussy. I guess I just slept through the foreplay! Shit, I've never been this out of it!
Now, my dress was riding way high against my shoulder blades, my tits were hanging out and my thong was gone but he was tightly holding on to my hips and pumping his cock into my pussy like a mad dog. I was still limp and getting pounded like a rag-doll. It didn't take long before he pulled out and began rubbing his sloppy cock on my ass-crack. I was expecting to feel his hot sperm shooting onto my naked ass. Instead, I felt him spread my asshole open and jam his huge cock in. He must have lubed it with my pussy juice because it went right in on the first try!
It went all the way to his hairy balls. At first, it really stung like a son of a bitch. I couldn't scream or even breathe. He definitely wasn't circumcised because it really started to glide!
After a few minutes, I was able breathe again and I had mobility again. Instinct kicked in. I reached my hand down to rub my clit while I pinched a nipple with my other hand. I was moaning, now. He began pounding even harder. I heard him say something like "I knew you were faking". I tried telling him that I was really fucked up, but could only grunt. My throat was really dry and raspy. He didn't want to hear it.
It was so intense that I had to bite down on his jacket. Then it occurred to me, it smelled like Old Spice and cigars. Was this the nice old dude?!
I was too far gone to care and couldn't do anything to stop it at this point. He was breathing heavy, maybe hyperventilating. He lost his balance and fell forward onto my back with all his weight!
He crushed the wind out of me while shoving his extremely thick cock deep into my ass.
As he catches his breath, he says "sorry honey", and leaves his cock shoved deep in my asshole. I was belly-down in my expensive dress and boots but now I was coming; hard!
I guess he could feel me tense up because he started really grunting and his dick started to spasm. I could feel my little asshole fill with hot cum. Then it starts oozing out of my hole, drip down and onto my pussy.
We laid there for a couple of minutes until he rolls off of me.
I manage to get up on all fours. Thinking he's coming over to help me up, he walks around in front of me. He reaches out with both hands and cups the back of my head and jams his nasty cock into my mouth. I can taste my own pussy and ass fluids mixed with salty cum for a brief moment. Then he starts hammering my throat until he's going to break my jaws. I'm now on my knees with my pussy and tits fully exposed. I'm trying to pull his hands away but they are locked on like vices. At this point I've got tears in my eyes and he's like a crazy man. "Look at me, honey". "Yes, that's right". Then he unloads. I have to swallow or choke. How much does this old dude have left??
As he pulls out, now he helps me to my feet. I can bearly stand so he helps me pull down my dress. He took his jacket back and adjusts his trousers.
It was indeed the old "gentleman" that I spoke with ..(continue confession)

On weekends I spend time around my house mostly doing repairs or yard work. Once the work is done I usually grab a beer and relax. The wife was out spending the day with one of her girlfriends so I was home alone. I look over into my neighbors yard and I see my neighbor topless with her breasts fully exposed. She saw me looking and thought nothing of me seeing her that way. On her way back into her house we quickly chatted with her breasts still fully exposed to me. She said she didn't want to be rude but had to be going to meet a friend. About a half hour later she comes out of her house and drives away in her car. Thinking about her breasts and realizing no other neighbors were around I decided I might try stripping down. Seeing her nude made me want to try it that day. I have been nude on some beaches but never around the outside of my home so it was going to be a first. I always worried what people would think of me if I was every caught. I went into the house got undressed and came out into my yard naked. There were only two neighboring house that could see into my yard, and with one of them away now, it wasn't too big of a thing to do. I sat on one of my lounge chairs and had a few beers. It was about an hour or so later from the time I went outside naked that my wife unexpected came home. I didn't know what she would say and when she saw me said nothing and came over and sat on one of the other chairs. Along with her was her girlfriend. I was face down so my junk was exposed to them but my ass was. I had nothing to cover up with so I asked my to get me a towel. She dismissed my request with a quick reply that it wasn't required. It appeared she wanted me to remain naked and I didn't know if it was to get back at me for trying this or if she just didn't mind. She then told me she needed to talk to me about something and wanted me to come inside with her. This would mean I would have to stand up and her girlfriend would see my junk. I figured if I got up quickly I could cover myself with my hand and she would only get a quick flash of me. I did it and when I got inside my wife asked why? Before I could answer she said she liked me this way as it was an easy way to let her friend see for herself everything that was said about me. I asked what about me talk about and she wasn't too specific. Before we were about to go back out I told her I better get some clothes on. She very adamantly told me I was going out the way I was and told me to get moving. My hand went back over my junk and she moved it away telling me I had nothing to hide. I walked out more exposed this time and sat there with the two of them and my junk fully exposed. It was embarrassing at first but I soon it was a non issue. My wife and her girlfriend only stayed for about an hour before they left to go out and do some shopping. That night after my wife got home she said it was fun rubbing into her girlfriend's face how I was bigger than her husband by at least an inch. When I asked how she knew, she said she had seen his before. I didn't know if I liked that or not and told her. She has seen him that way many times. She goes on to say he may be smaller but less shy. She even tells me she has seen him masturbate. I really didn't know if I liked her seeing another guy doing that. The more we talked the more I found out things. He walks around naked a lot and has masturbated in front of her many times. I asked how she would like it if her girlfriend saw me masturbate. The reply I was given was that she wouldn't mind and asked if I was offering. She thought it could be pay back for all the times she saw her husband do it. What really caught me by surprise was when she said that maybe her girlfriend would masturbate for me to payback for all the times she masturbated for her husband. I asked about the masturbation and asked if he had seen her naked. She answered he has and even goes naked quite a bit while at their home. I was very blunt and asked if he had seen her c**t. She answered yes and told me he hasn't fucked it if that was what I was worried about. I asked if nothing at all happened? She said no fucking but maybe a little sniffing, a lick or two and some fingering. My wife was getting annoyed by my questions and suggested I visit with her next time. I did visit with her and the four of us got naked. My wife masturbated if front of us and then her girlfriend di the same. Her husband began licking my wife's pussy and her girlfriend got on top of me and we began fucking. My wife was not happy at all, screamed some obscenities at me and walked away. The husband didn't mind and once I was done with his wife he took his turn with her.

I have a smaller than average penis that is about the size of my thumb when fully erect. I used to be so shy and nervous about hooking up with girls because they always laugh and some even let me have sex with them. Friday I went out with some friends including a chick named Cara that has a reputation for being a nasty slut.

We had fun dancing and drinking, but by last call the rest of the group was gone except Cara and I. The pickins were slim for last chance booty. Cara was on the dance floor grinding the air. I watched her gyrating and decided to try to sleep with her and after the song I asked her if she was ready to go. She was drunk so she had a hard time focusing on me but agreed it was time to go and followed me out to the parking lot.

I was in my car waiting for her to catch up but when I looked back she was nowhere to be seen. In my passenger mirror movement caught my eye and I looked closer to see that she was squatting next to my car with her pants around her ankles pissing. She got in with her jeans still unbuttoned and unzipped. I didn't say anything but started my car and drove off.

Cara lives a few blocks from me but I took her to my house and woke her passed out ass up then helped her into my house. She headed for the couch but I steered her toward my room and she collapsed on my bed.

Her pants were still undone, I reached down and tugged them down until they came off each leg. Cara was passed out again, but I didn't care because all I wanted was to stick my little dick in her and cum.
Having a little penis that's about the same size as my thumb has its advantages. Most women can barely feel me if at all so Cara probably didn't feel me as I entered her loose sloppy pussy that even for a slut like her permanently stretched out so her hole gapes open naturally. I was able to fuck her huge hole without touching the sides. I was slow and gentle as I slid my tiny cock in and out of her worn out hole. I was only about thirty seconds in when I had to stop because I was on the verge of cumming.

I woke Cara up and she asked me what the fuck I was doing and I told her that my dick was balls deep inside her and woke her up because I was about to cum. I asked her where she wanted me to cum and was glad she told me anywhere as long as I didn't cum in her pussy because she isn't on birth control.

I held her wrists and pinned her to the bed with my body, looked her right in the face and ejaculated my hot thick sperm into her. I told her I had never intended to pull out and held her there with my cum and penis still inside her. I held her there with her fertile pussy full of my cum for a longtime even though she begged me to get off of her so she could get my cum out of her. Seeing her in distress because my semen was all up in her fertile pussy was arousing and my dick got hard so I began to slowly pump Cara's struggling body. It was so hot to look at her helpless fat ass squirm and try to resist that I ejaculated again inside her pussy. I held her down for at least fifteen more minutes because I liked watching her squirm nervously. She doesn't know that right now while she is passed out I am getting ready to inseminate her again!

I was driving home alone from visiting a friend for the day. The trip normally takes about 2 hours but on my way home it started snowing and the roads got really bad. Traffic was crawling along and there were quite a few car accidents. It was so bad that I had already been driving for about 8 hours and was only about a quarter of the way home. With the way things were I decided I would just pull over and spend the night in a hotel. I looked up a hotel on my smartphone and found one which was not too far away and not that expensive either. I get to the hotel check in and the woman at the front desk asked about my luggage. I told I had none and explained how bad driving was and that was why I was staying here. She told me it was pretty quiet here tonight and that there were only 4 other guests and maybe the storm was the reason. She began to tell me some of the features of the hotel which included a 24 hour gym, pool, hot tub and sauna.

It was about 11:30pm at this point and the mention of the hot tub and sauna sounded really relaxing but I didn't have a swimsuit to take advantage of them. I went to my room and remembering being told there were only 4 other guests. I thought I could just wear my underwear in the hot tub and sauna and if I was seen it wouldn't be too bad. I stopped by the pool and sauna to just take a quick look first and there was no one around. I grabbed one of the towels there and went back to my room to get ready. It was midnight and I began to think that it was late and I doubted anyone would be going down there at this hour. I thought I could strip out of everything and just go down there with the towel wrapped around me. I didn't need to be wearing underwear in the sauna as I could have a towel around me and with the hot tub I could go in naked with my towel nearby so if someone did show up I could quickly grab it and wrap it around myself. I left my room with only a towel and my room key and walked barefoot to the pool area. I went into the sauna first and then into the hot tub. I was in the hot tub naked and it was very relaxing. The hot tub had a timer on it so I had to get out every 10 minutes to turn it on again. I went back to the sauna for a bit and then back into the hot tub. It knew I was spending too much time in them so I took breaks and spent some time just laying on one of the lounge chairs by the pool wrapped in my towel.

The clock in the pool area was showing nearing 2:00am now and I had thought about going for a swim but figured it was to risky and just went back into the hot tub for a bit. It was now around 2:30am and I decided I was going to use the pool. There was no one around and hadn't been since I had been there. I left my towel on one of the lounge chairs and hopped in the pool naked. It was so relaxing swimming around in the pool. I was just slowly doing lengths of the pool which was not only relaxing but a good workout. I stopped for a break and there standing looking at me were 2 women. My towel was on a lounge chair right near where they were standing and there was no other towels around I could quickly grab to cover myself. I did think about just running out of the pool area and back to my room but my room key was with my towel. I figured these 2 women would go about their way and I could grab towel and key but they both just stood there looking at me. Minutes went by and I figured they were not going to move so I decided I had to. I casually got out of the pool, walked to my lounge chair and grabbed my towel and room key. I said "Hi" to them and received no reply. The both of them would look me in the eye and then look below. I wanted to not appear anything I was doing was wrong so I casually toweled myself off in front of them and then threw my towel into the dirty towel bin and grabbed a fresh towel to wrap around myself. As I was leaving I said "Goodnight" and wished then a good swim. They didn't reply once again and their eyes followed me as I walked away and left the pool area.

As soon as I was out of the pool area I literally began running towards my room worried that they would complain and didn't know the consequences. I figured I had to do damage control so I decided it best I just go to the front desk and explain. It was the same woman at the front desk who I checked in with and I told her I may have done something a little inappropriate by swimming naked and possibly offended 2 guests. She said all they saw from the time they came into the pool area was me swimming a pool length and didn't see any of me soaking naked in the hot tub earlier. She told me not to worry and she would look after it if it became an issue which I told her was a big relief. I was about to walk away when I realized a couple of things she said. She said "they never saw me soaking naked in the hot tub earlier" and "all they saw from the time they came into the pool area was me swimming a pool length". How did she know that? I asked her and she told me there were cameras in there. She said she would show me. She showed video of me in the pool area with me naked in the hot tub and also me swimming naked. She told me the video overwrites itself every 48 hours so if I was worried about someone else seeing it I shouldn't worry. If the women do complain about you I will show them this. She shows me what the camera just recorded which was the 2 women in the hot tub naked. She adds that nudity happens more than I would think down in the pool area and especially overnight. I thanked her and was just about to leave when she asked how I felt with her seeing me naked. I said, "what has happened has happened". Pointing to the towel around my waist she asked if it was from the pool area. I told her it was. She said she really hated to do this to me but said those towels were not to leave the pool area and to hand it to her now. I took the towel from around my waist and put it up on the counter. She began to laugh and I immediately wondered why. Did think she me standing there naked was funny or was she laughing at my size. When she stopped laughing she said she was just playing with me. She said I could use the towel outside of the pool area and she just wanted to see if I would actually take it off. She sounded so serious when she said I had to give the towel to her I thought she was serious and why I did it. She handed it back to me, I put it around my waist and started to make my way back to my room. I then remembered the 2 women were still in the pool area naked in the hot tub so I decided I would take a quick stop there. I thought they were being bitches when they didn't reply to me so I figured I would see how they felt about me seeing them naked. I didn't want to spook them so I went into the pool area as quietly as I could. The 2 of them were in the pool swimming naked and I could see their towels along with their clothes sitting on a lounge chair. I sat down on the lounge chair right beside it to wait for them to come out. I sat there for only a minute before they decided to come out and they ran out quick, grabbed their clothes and ran out of the pool area naked. They were shouting "Pig" at me as they left.

It was time to go back to my room and get at least a few hours ..(continue confession)

My husband and I were talking and he had mentioned how hot it would be for me to get my nipples pierced. I have always been a bit freaked out by that idea, but I wanted to surprise him. We don't celebrate Valentine's day like most people on the 14th but instead, we celebrate the anniversary of our first date which is just a few days sooner. Luckily he had gone to a convention for work and would be coming back on our anniversary. So I decided to do it, and the day after he was gone, I went and got both of my nipples pierced. I was a bit nervous at first. It was a guy who was running the needle, but he was very professional about it.
The awkward moment came a few days later when I was looking at them in the mirror, checking out how they looked and how they were healing. I had let my robe fall down so I could see what I would be showing off to my husband as his surprise. Then my son barged into the room without knocking or anything. He immediately turned around and averted his eyes as he left the room, but I felt mortified. He has been silent and can barely look me in the eyes. I am a bit disappointed that he saw them before my husband did.

Once in a while my pretty little wife decides she needs to get trashed. Well she did accomplish her mission. We finally went to bed wee hours of the morning. Sometime in the night as she can't remember getting up to go to the bathroom. It was only something I questioned as what took place the next morning.

If you are married to what you picture as your dream wife that is who I married myself. That of course is going to give a guy an ever occurring hard on. Sex is going to happen everyday in our house and I'm ready to go NOW. I told her I needed sex and I want to eat her holes.

She rolls the blankets back and gets up on all 4's arching her traffic stopping ass in the air. I'm get around behind her and stopped, I am not understanding what I am seeing. Her ass hole is thick shit covered, her crack and it's smeared across her butt cheek. I told her she had shit all over her ass. She was quiet a few seconds and asked me
"To much for ya?" I had to admit yes. She went to wash embarrassed.

Evidently in her drunken stupor she went and had a major blow out in the night and did a swipe job instead of a wipe job.

There I am in my office with my cock buried deep up my secretary's arsehole. She's totally naked barring her high heeled shoes, stockings and suspenders, and I'm just wearing my shirt which is open. She's leaning over my desk and I'm almost ready to cum up her tight hole, something I've done many many times since she began working for me eleven months ago.
With a really big thrust up her arse, she moans loudly and my office door fly's open. I turn around to see her husband stood in the doorway.
The thing is, it's too late and I'm cumming so hard, unloading my full ball sac up her bum.
Embarrassed, and thinking to myself "Oh shit, he's fucking huge and annoyed". I actually heard and couldn't believe my ears, or luck. "Hey honey, I'll wait outside, ave to keep the boss happy, eh".
Pulling out of his wife's arsehole, she turned to me and said "Don't mind Tim, he knows you've been fucking me. I get him to tongue me out at home afterwards, sometimes".
Tim, it turns out is a gentle giant, and what's more, a total cuckold to his wife. Who the fuck knew.
It could have turned out nasty. Instead I've begun to fuck my secretary more often, and occasionally these past couple of months, at their home when Tim's off driving his truck somewhere in Europe.

I have never been one that was super attracted to bigger women. But I slept with my 350 pound coworker. I have been a kickboxer for as lomg as I can remember and regularly do cross fit so I am in decent shape. I am only 21 and have had a lot of very model status girlfriends. They all look the same, thin and blonde. My coworker is a very nice girl, super funny, brown hair, sheâs just medically extremely obese. We work at a theatre and she is so big and worked there for so long they decided to widen the concession stand walk way so she could get around people without rubbing her sweaty fleshy body on everyone and knocking things over with her hips.

One night, at a late special screening it was just me and her closing. Everyone had finally left around 1 am and we were planning to get about by 1:45 am. I was getting pissed because I was doing all the work, vaccummimg the WHOLE theatre, cleaning the oily popcorn machine, etc. she was just sitting in a chair eating a WHOLE party pack of tacos from Taco Bell that her boyfriend brought her. I stormed over to her and asked her why she was not helping. She jokingly said she was trying to make her boobs bigger by eating. I told her I do not know how they could get much bigger. And she asked if I wanted to see them.

Me being a guy I thought why the hell not?I will check out her tits and that will be the end of it. This women is so big she needed help taking off her shirt and her bra was enormous. She struggled for a bit to unhook her bra from the back and her massive breast just pooled out, wave after wave of flesh. I ask if I can touch them and she nods while eating another taco. I slowly massage the huge mountains, my hands not even coming close to cupping it all. Before I know it I am on my knees, face between her cleavage licking and sucking, leaving hickies all over her as revenge for her being lazy. I pop one of her large nipples in my mouth, toying with it like candy waiting for it to turn bright red. As I am doing this I hear a crunch and feel Taco crumbs fall on my head. This bitch is eating a hard shell dorito locos Taco while Iâm giving attention to her breast.

I quickly stand up, tell her to take off her pants. She seems surprised at first but sets down her box of food to do so. This girl had so many waves of pale dough like fat rolls it was like a never ending ocean. I forget how heavy she is and grab her thighs to lift her up and put her on the desk. Sheâs WAY too heavy. She just laughs, stands up, then kneels, whips out my cock and starts stuffing it down her mouth like it is a fat corn dog. I will tell you one thing, this girl knows how to put things down her mouth. She sucked on my dick as hard as she could trying to get to the cream filling. I push her away quickly, feeling the urge to cum. I tell her to sit on the desk and take off your panties. She does, and I end up fucking the life out of her. Every time i thrust it felt like I was pushing up against a marshmellow, I could feel her chubby fingers digging into my back as i gave her all 9 inches of my cock. He orgasms multiple times and I filled that Twinkie with my cream. And she left with hickies covering her neck.

To this day I have no idea what possessed me and the idea of thinking about it or doing it again revolts me but I feel bad because her boyfriend figured it out and broke up with her and I still let her blow me in the back while at work on occasion but I have to go to work drunk or high to let her touch me now or close my eyes and think of different girls.

I've never been one that was super attracted to bigger women. But I slept with my 350 pound coworker. I've been a kickboxer for as lomg as I can remember and regularly do cross fit so I'm in decent shape. I'm only 21 and have had a lot of very model status girlfriends. They all look the same, thin and blonde. My coworker is a very nice girl, super funny, brown hair, she's just medically extremely obese. We work at a theatre and she is so big and worked there for so long they decided to widen the concession stand walk way so she could get around people without rubbing her sweaty fleshy body on everyone and knocking things over with her hips.

One night, at a late special screening it was just me and her closing. Everyone had finally left around 1 am and we were planning to get about by 1:45 am. I was getting pissed because I was doing all the work, vaccummimg the WHOLE theatre, cleaning the oily popcorn machine, etc. she was just sitting in a chair eating a WHOLE party pack of tacos from Taco Bell that her boyfriend brought her. I stormed over to her and asked her why she wasn't helping. She jokingly said she was trying to make her boobs bigger by eating. I told her I don't know how they could get much bigger. And she asked if I wanted to see them.

Me being a guy I thought why the hell not? I'll check out her tits and that will be the end of it. This women is so big she needed help taking off her shirt and her bra was enormous. She struggled for a bit to unhook her bra from the back and her massive breast just pooled out, wave after wave of flesh. I ask if I can touch them and she nods while eating another taco. I slowly massage the huge mountains, my hands not even coming close to cupping it all. Before I know it I'm on my knees, face between her cleavage licking and sucking, leaving hickies all over her as revenge for her being lazy. I pop one of her large nipples in my mouth, toying with it like candy waiting for it to turn bright red. As I'm doing this I hear a crunch and feel Taco crumbs fall on my head. This bitch is eating a hard shell dorito locos Taco while I'm giving attention to her breast.

I quickly stand up, tell her to take off her pants. She seems surprised at first but sets down her box of food to do so. This girl had so many waves of pale dough like fat rolls it was like a never ending ocean. I forget how heavy she is and grab her thighs to lift her up and put her on the desk. She's WAY too heavy. She just laughs, stands up, then kneels, whips out my cock and starts stuffing it down her mouth like it's a fat corn dog. I'll tell you one thing, this girl knows how to put things down her mouth. She sucked on my dick as hard as she could trying to get to the cream filling. I push her away quickly, feeling the urge to cum. I tell her to sit on the desk and take off your panties. She does, and I end up fucking the life out of her. Every time i thrust it felt like I was pushing up against a marshmellow, I could feel her chubby fingers digging into my back as i gave her all 9 inches of my cock. He orgasms multiple times and I filled that Twinkie with my cream. And she left with hickies covering her neck.

To this day I have no idea what possessed me and the idea of thinking about it or doing it again revolts me but I feel bad because her boyfriend figured it out and broke up with her and I still let her blow me in the back while at work on occasion but I have to go to work drunk or high to let her touch me now or close my eyes and think of different girls.

My wife was out partying and having fun while I stayed home and showered,,shaved my entire body then got dressed up and did my hair and makeup making myself look as feminine and as slutty as possible .My leather skirt .bra,high heels and top were all locking in some way and once I snapped the locks shut I would be unable to change out of my clothed and on display for anyone she brings home.Even the silicone inserts in my bra were held in place with a glue that required a special solvent to get it to release that Julie had locked in her safe . I dressed myself up like a slutty female and was going to be forced to remain this way the entire weekend but that is what I want ,even begged my wife to let me do .She finally agreed saying she was going to bring a man home and she was going to introduce me to him and make me explain it all to him which will be exciting as well as humiliating . I kept busy all night and really got excited when she called to tell me she would be home in a few minutes.to be waiting at the front door she and the man she is bringing home to fuck her get there.I stood waiting at the front door feeling so nervous but unable to wait to open the door and be introduced to her date.I heard them walking up to the door and my wife giggling so I opened the door and let them in following them into the front room where I was introduced to my wifes date,,A big black man.......It was my boss,,My wife brought my boss home knowing who he was and what it would mean when she introduced us . When she introduced us he didnt recognize me at first so my wife explained it and said she had to pee and left us alone