We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Let Them All Hate You

is the advice i got re hearse face. so we did we had sex on his dead body coffin before burial

  • Shopping

    I used to bicycle a lot when I was younger. I pretty well lived in my bicycle shorts.

    One time after a long bike ride I got home and fell asleep. I woke up around 9:45pm and realized I had to go get some milk and the store I needed to get to closes at 10:00pm. I was only in bike shorts so I quickly threw on a shirt, put on shoes and ran down the street.

    I got into the store and noticed people were looking at me more than I ever recall before. I got milk and and went to the cashier who rung up my purchase. Even she looked at me and gave me a little smile and I smiled back. I passed a few people on my way home and they seemed to give me an extra look too.

    I went in my house and put the milk in the fridge. I passed a mirror and realized something. I wasn't wearing my bicycle shorts but some black boxer briefs I had which looked and felt the same as bicycle shorts. I guess having just woke up, and having to rush, I must have still been half asleep and not thinking straight. I went to the store in just underwear which was bad but it was even worse. These boxer briefs are rather sheer. Anyone standing within about 10 feet of me would easily see my ass, cock and balls and with the looks people were giving me it was safe to assume they had.

    Umm So I Did A Thing... Again...

    Okay Hi um... thanks for all the support. My last post got a lot of likes and the comments were nice. I guess there are people out there who don't think I'm disgusting for having done what I did. Why am I back? Well not that I want more likes or whatever... I just appreciate the support and it feels really good to get this off my chest. Okay so here goes...

    The first time happened on the Monday of that week, so the 11th. It ate me up so bad inside that I just had to write and get it out somewhere. The family friend came back from vacation that Tuesday. He called to see if I wanted to get dinner as a thank you for dogsitting. I was just so disgusted with myself that I lied and said I had to study for my standardized tests. Go figure, I was walking home from Chinese school one weekend when I run into him and his companions by the park.

    I tried to shuffle away before we made eye contact. It didn't work out because his companions recognized me. They ran up very happy to see me, especially the one that took me for his pleasure. I guess I'll have to says his name... Benji. Benji pushed his snout up my crotch and tried to mount me on the street. I'm a small girl, so he was really pushing me around. Thankfully, the family friend, Toh, comes up to take control.

    "Hey Hayaka, how're you? Just finished Chinese school?" I think Toh said something like that, but I was just reliving that moment in my head. I probably nodded yes and shuffled away. Benji wouldn't leave me alone though, he kept trying to mount me every step I took. Toh just thought it was funny before finally restraining Benji. "Hey, you okay?" I guess I really looked bothered.

    Nothing until the following Wednesday. Toh stops by my house and tells my parents that he'd really like to take me to dinner as an appreciation. I couldn't weasel my way out of this one because they called out to me to come say hi. I was surprised when Benji didn't greet me at the door. Well, I reluctantly went with him.

    It was an awkward silence in the car before I weakly asked, "So what's going on?" He placed his hand between my legs. He says, "I know what you did." My heart dropped, but I had to play dumb because I didn't want to disgrace myself by admitting it. "Um... Um... what are you talking about?" He just pulls out his phone, plays a video... of me and Benji, and I swear my heart just stopped.

    "I... I... look I..." the words wouldn't come out, but he shushed me. It was a long awkward silence until we got to his place. I was confused, thinking we'd go to the restaurant, but followed him anyways. He sat down on the couch and motioned for me to sit next to him. I do so not knowing what else to do. Then he pulled me into a hug. I was obviously confused, especially when he was saying something like, "It's okay, I get it. You did nothing wrong." At that point, I just melted in his arms and started bawling. He comforted me while I let out all my feelings, confusions, conflicts, just everything since Benji took me.

    After I calmed down, he suggested a way to make me feel better about it. He said it's all about acceptance, there's nothing wrong with me, and in fact, it can be really enjoyable. I didn't believe him until he pointed out that I enjoyed getting eaten out. I was still doubtful until he pulled out his phone again. This time, he had videos of other women and Benji. They welcomed Benji so willingly. From what I saw, they enjoyed every second of it.

    "Sorry, can I?" Toh asked, but I didn't get it. He just went ahead and unzipped his pants, letting his cock out. I was shocked. He didn't seem to mind touching himself in front of me while we watched women and Benji. I tried to get out of there, but Toh shushed me again. This time, he set his phone down and pulled me into a kiss. I wasn't sure what was going on until I felt his hand claw underneath my skirt. The moment his finger flicked my clit through my panties, I let out a soft moan. I guess I was turned on by all that despite my confusions. We started making out, but Toh didn't wait too long before tearing my clothes off. He undressed too, then called Benji over.

    I immediately closed my legs at the sight of Benji. Toh came to pat me on the head, reassuring me that everything will be fun. I slowly spread my legs, but Benji just sat there. "Lick!" Toh called out and Benji casually walks up to me and starts to eat me out. My body tensed again as waves of pleasure washed over me. Toh was massaging my chest while I lost myself. I came in no time, shaking violently because Benji kept eating me out even after I went over the top.

    The licking eventually stops and I'm panting. "Want to try again?" Toh asks casually. I shake my head, I think I weakly said something like, "He was too big... it kinda hurt." Toh gets up and comes back with a dildo shaped like Benji's tool. He lines it up with my entrance. I was about to protest when he shushes me again, then slowly penetrates me with the dildo. I think my mouth hung open while I felt the pleasure of being stretched apart. He slowly fucks me with the dildo until I'm constantly moaning. There was a pressure getting stronger and stronger each time he thrust the dildo into me. It felt so good getting stretched apart. Then I realized it was skin on skin. I open my eyes to see the entire dildo, knot and everything, inside me. Toh leans in to kiss me and tell me what a good girl I am.

    At this point, I was so hot, sweaty, and honestly... horny. "Can.... can we.... try Benji again?" I had no clue what I was asking, but it came out of my mouth. Toh calls Benji over, throws a few pillows on the floor, then helps situate me. He kept patting my head, telling me that I'm going to do great. He taps my back, says, "Up up!" and I'm mounted again. I just hung my head, closed my eyes, and bit my lip in anticipation. I feel something thin enter me, then the full onslaught of Benji's thrusts. I was expecting it to hurt, but as he grew bigger and bigger in me, this time I just choked on all the pleasure I'm feeling. An orgasm exploded in me. I couldn't help but collapse from my orgasm. Benji didn't mind, he seemed to like my ass higher in the air.

    Then it came time. Benji pushes something really thick into me. It keeps growing, but this time, I'm squealing at the stretch. I could feel the pulsing and loved every second of it. I was so out of my mind that when Toh tapped my lips with his cock, I just mindlessly opened to let him fuck my mouth. I don't know how long passed, but I definitely came again from all the pulsing. Then it came time that Benji started to shrink and pulled out of me again with a plop. I don't know why, but I squeezed to try to keep him in longer. When he pulled out with a plop, I could hear a soft splash and dripping behind me. Benji licks at me while Toh pulls out and gives me my first facial.

    Toh let me shower and freshen up while he cleaned. We get some take out before he dropped me off at home. We made sure to make it look like it had somewhat been eaten. My parents thought nothing of it. I go to bed peacefully, thinking about what had happened, but before I really fell asleep, I texted Toh, "Are you free tomorrow?" He texted me a thumbs up so... yeah...

  • White Bikini

    When I was 12 I was invited to a neighborhood pool party. I had outgrown (breast growth) my old swimming suit, so my mother bought me a new white bikini. There were a number of adults and kids standing about when I dove into the pool. After 20 minutes or so I decided to exit the pool. As I got out of the pool I noticed that people were staring at me. I looked down to discover that my nipples and dark bush were showing thru the white suit. I ran all the way home crying.

    My Younger Mistake

    I had sex with boys, since I was 16 and quite frankly the first orgasm I ever had was at 18 from an older woman of 32. I didn't know sex could be so great. With guys it was just - lay there till they were done, moan a lot, breathe heavy and move your hips, then moan louder and tense up and pretend it was wonderful. With her - it was love, it was wonderful, my body did things all on it's own and I loved it. She was the dominant one, and with no family alive any longer I moved in with her in less than a year. I stayed totally faithful except for the times she had me go with others, men and women. She was the dominant one, I the submissive. We both enjoyed it. she got my name tattooed under her left breast, and at her urging she waxed me and I got a slave tattoo above my coinslot. She got tired of me when I was 29 and told me to get out. I moved out.

    I've not had sex with anyone since because I'm so embarrassed about the tattoo. I grow my hair in but its pretty light colored and quite frankly; sparse for a grown woman down there. The black and blue tattoo is readable through it. I don't even go to the doctor anymore for the embarrassment of it. I want to get it removed but I'm afraid of the scarring and that hair won't grow back. I've seen guys with tattoos removed and you can tell they had it done. I'm tempted to go to the ob-gyn I used to see when I was with her. She knows about the tattoo but I think she might get more personal than I want. She was one of the women my ex had me make love with.

    I want sex, I want it badly, I need it, it's been too long. I masturbate now but it's not the same. I made a mistake, and shouldn't have ever done it. I just don't want anyone, even potentially a man know

  • It's About A Group.

    This is random but. I have an orgy fetish. I love to think about 10 or more people on a room doing the deed. Bodies slamming and all the cum every where.
    Ok umm i like to ask U f anyone has been to a orgy. And when the answer is no like a normal human being. I honestly get disinterested lol

    Don't Sext While Drunk!

    i was laying in bed one night after i had been out drinking with my GFs, i was sooooooo buzzed, but i wanted my BF to come over, so i started sexting him. i remembered getting pretty kinky with him and sending him a few snaps, then the alcohol took me. when i woke, there was the most gorgeous hard cock pick i'd ever seen in reply along with some crazy sexting to and from a number i didn't know. it wasn't my BF's!

    i got home for my Summer break, and late one night, i got a sext from that number again, then i got the shock of my life, it was my dad! i forgot he got a new phone and i typed in his number at school to call him, then just did the call history when i needed something.

    my mom was out of town on business, so he thought he'll have fun sexting. he knew who it was and i didn't until then. ok, i'm a perv, but i thought--he's not bad at sexting, so why not see what mom's been getting, so i sexted him back, this time fully sober. it wasn't long and i had my panty off and sending him snaps of me and some of them had facials. he must have been getting bold, because he sent me a full nude of himself, with the text, "i'm in pool shed." we've been hooking up when mom is not around ever since--at least twice a week and i am definitely "daddys little girl" now.

    My First Big Wet Cum...

    My little brother Robbie and I had always taken bubble baths together when visiting Granny's house in the summer. When we were younger, Granny would bathe with us, but as we got over that kinda stopped.

    One summer when I was 12 going on 13, Robbie and I were in the tub and when we got out Granny was drying us off. Robbie who was 11, snatched my towel away and pointed at my hard little cock and my pubes and said " Look Granny, Ronnie's all hairy just like Daddy".

    As I tried to cover up Granny told Robbie that when he got older, he'd get hairy too, it was only natural. Then my little brother asked "Will I be able to jerk off too". I punched him in the chest and told him he had better shut his mouth. She pulled us apart and told Robbie to get dressed and go to our room.

    I was embarrassed and tears were welling up in my eyes. Granny put her arms around me and hugged me, pressing my face against her huge boobs. She told me not to worry, all boys my age did that. Then she asked me how long I had been doing it and I told her about 2-3 months. She asked me if anything came out when I did it and I told her maybe a few drops.

    She grabbed a bottle of lotion and told me I could do it now if I wanted and Robbie would not know anything about it. She squeezed some in my hand and then she took my hand in hers and we both started to stroke my little 3" hard cock.

    She stopped and I just kept stroking my cock slowly as Granny held my head against her hard nipples poking thru her gown. In just a minute or so I tensed up and to my shock, I shot 2-3 streams of cum about 8 inches onto Granny's gown.

    "Goodness Ronnie" she gasped "I thought you said just a few drops"? I looked at her with wide eyes and told her that I had never squirted that much before ! She wiped us off and told me to get dressed.

    That was my first big wet cum.

    Visit To Day Nudist Resort

    I was attending a company meeting and during the time we were there we had a late morning and the rest of the day off. we were in Arizona. I had always wanted to go to a nudist beach, resort or nudist day spa. my husband would not, so it never happened. until this meeting. I have a very good friend in the company and we talk openly. he knew one of my bucket list wishes was to go to a nudist day spa. there was one of these resorts quite close to our meeting site. I said to my friend, can I ask a favor, would you go to a day spa with me.. now, we have never had relations and did not and will not. we are the best of friends, only! he said, OK! the half day arrived and I said, still up to it? yes, was the reply! we got a taxi and entered the spa. we checked in and were given a chalet to undress and leave our clothes and valuables. now my friend, I will call him Dick!, and I walked into our chalet. are you nervous I asked, not really, Dick answered. so lets do this I said. now I have been happily married for over thirty years and Dick, older, and married for over forty years. as I took my bra off my 36 C breasts stood out and my nipples getting hard. I have always felt good about my boobs and body. just nerves I said to my self. I finished undressing , my bushy pubic hair hiding my virgina. I stood and watched as Dick finished taking off his underpants, and to my heart skipped a beat...... he had the biggest penis I had ever seen. I looked into his eyes and said, where did that monster come from? do you want to change your mind he asked? no, it is what I want to do, just surprised at how large you are. we were laughing, you are big, I said again! I held my boobs, and asked, what do you think of these girls? Dick looked and replied, a nice size and firm. good looking nipples too, he added. we left the chalet and walked pool side. I noticed women and men looking at Dicks size. we found two pool side chairs and put our towels down. we swam, played water volley ball. Then we joined in a sand court volley ball. Dicks penis was slapping back and forth on his thighs. that movement made his penis grow and swell a bit! Please, I said to my self, do not let him get an erection. he did not! but flaccid, he had to be about six inches and so thick. We ended the day laying out in the sun. finished the day off with drinks, got dressed and back to the meeting. What a visit. we have never discuss our trip and are the best of friends. Once in awhile I think back and the surprise of the size of Dicks penis!

  • Premature Squirt

    I got my driver's license when I was sixteen and took my girlfriend, Carla 15, to the local drive in the following Saturday. During the second show we began to make out. I managed to unfasten her bra and was pinching her nipples when I managed to get my hand inside her shorts and onto the front of her panties. I started to rub the front of her panties and when she started to moan I pushed my hand into her panties from the side. I found my fingers buried in a thick mass of pubic hair, at which point I shot my load into my boxers. I was so embarrassed and upset that I started the car and left the drive in. By the time I got Carla home I was ready to go again, but Carla's mother turned on the porch light so I just called it a night. I still laugh about it but it was probably for the best.