You know how the saying goes "When the cat is away, the mice will play." Have you ever back stabbed a co-worker, peer, or EVEN your boss? Do you involve yourself in political game playing, office maneuvering, or one-upsmanship games to advance your job position? Are you secretly gunning for the boss's job? Have you setup a fellow co-worker to take an embarrassing hit? Have you positioned yourself as an expert in subject matter you know absolutely nothing about? Have you thrown a fellow co-worker under the bus to secure a promotion? Have YOU been thrown under the bus? Maybe your office place dealings are more sexual in nature.. Have you been involved in an office place fling with a co-worker behind your bosses back? Did your office place sexcapades lead you to a promotion, or ultimately get you canned? Adult Confessions is the place to share all the juicy details. Your boss will never be the wiser! ;-)

You're pissed aren't you? Boss just get a new company car/SUV as a bonus for cutting costs, while your annual raise got turned down along with all the other hard working individuals in your office? Revenge time. What is your insurance deductible? Rather high, isnt it? Saves you money, heck, most people keep their deductible high to save money. Probably your boss too. Cost of repairing paint is usually pretty close to the deductible. Funny, that one. Key the car/SUV? Nope, even better. If you can key the car, then apply DOT3 brake fluid to the area, you are really doing a fine job now, aren't you?
Don't know? Here are the facts: Regular DOT3 fluid can absorb tremendous amounts of moisture. This moisture will rust out the area applied rather quickly (hours) if it is applied to an area where bare metal is exposed. Not only that, but DOT 3 is terribly damaging to ordinary car finishes, especially today's weaker, more environmentally friendly types. This is best done on a humid day, or light rain, so that it resembles rain on the hood, roof, etc. A few days later, "why is my car/SUV still wet there? And it's rusting!" Ohhhh.. too bad Bob, that's going to be expensive, isn't it?
As far as the application, get a cheap spray bottle, and remove the filter on the bottom of the pick up hose (the thing that is in the bottle, bottom of cap) for added power. It is a bit messy, but the satisfaction is worth it. Wear a coat you dont like much on the days you spray. You dont necessarily HAVE to scratch the surface first, the DOT 3 brake fluid will still do quite a number on the paint. Guaranteed. I accidentally spilled some on my car, and it ruined the paint. Have fun!!!

I just went into the men's room, sat in the stall, and jerked off. I feel better now.

Years ago, our email system was unix-server based, and everyone worked off dumb terminals. No Exchange, no Notes, no internet mail, no nothing - just the unix mail client.

Someone sent a only-slightly off-color joke to the entire department, and it was a good laugh. Being new, I decided to reply to the author with a very dirty joke, something about fags and a truck driver. I used "R" to reply, instead of "r" ... in the unix mail world, the upper case R is a "Reply-all" and soon, I was getting all kinds of calls asking how I had the nerve to send out so vulgar a joke.

Fortunately in those days, I had the root password and was able to go into the mailbox file for all users and delete my email by hand - I deleted it from the VP's and my manager's mail first, of course, then hit every other mailbox. Saved my ass by the skin of my teeth.

Now, root access on a unix system ... that's a WHOLE other set of confessions!

Where have all the confessions gone? This was one of my favourite sections.

My (ex) boss fired me this morning. On my way out, I took a crap on his car seat. Bastard.

  • My female co-worker was bitchin' about having to wear nylons at works and I said "what's the big deal, I have to wear a tie" She said I wouldn't last a day in pantyhose 'cause I'd sweat to death. Well I proved her wrong and showed her. Well she thought it was so funny, she told her friend and now the whole office knows. I've never been so embarassed in my life. I'll never live this one down.

    If the boss only knew... how hot she is. She is stunningly beautiful... long legs, nice hips, small waist, and nice round 38c(?)breasts. She is just so down to earth, and that makes her sexier. She's not hung up on her looks like some people are.
    I enjoy going to work just to see her. I think about what it would be like to make love to her.
    AAUUUUGHHHHH! she makes me so horny.

    I've been sleeping with my bosses husband for 4 months. It's not just a sexual thing but I actually love him.

    i'm a woman and whenever my boss left i would go into his office pull my panties down and piss in his chair till he video taped me but he got so horny he promoted me

    I am the only black worker in a small insurance office in Redneckville, U.S.A.
    The office owner's wife has been flirting with me, and finally I took her up on it.
    We met at a bar 50 miles out of town, and after a night of drinking we ended back at a hotel.
    She only wanted anal sex. Well, I fulfilled her wishes.
    We are now screwing regulary, but she won't give up the puss, it's just anal.
    The owner would just die if he knew his wife was giving it up to a black man.