Men, don't let the ladies out-do you! They may have leaky boobs, fat ankles, and their monthly visitor, but they've got nothing on you, and we want to hear all about it. Did you get a boner while giving a presentation at work? Did you let out a fart while introducing yourself to your girlfriend's mother? Were you the scrawny kid in high school with the pock-marked face? Let if off your chest here.

Discrete Friend Needed

I am a mature straight acting outdoor type. Cattle rancher and a deer hunter here in south Texas. I am looking for a friend much like myself to hang out with be friends with drink a few beers with have very open conversations and be very sexual with in private
I find myself thinking about sex with other men. I like watching gay porn and love thinking about outdoors sex with other masculine outdoors type men
I want to suck a nice cock on my knees naked outdoors and really hope that it goes so well that he will grab my head and fuck my mouth and I will be able to let him cum in my mouth and swallow his load.
Mostly I think about a big hard dick up my ass. I really want a man to fuck me and hope he will be a little rough with me and can fuck me very hard and deep and if it goes well I hope I can allow him to cum derp in my ass. I would really like to be fucked hard and talked very dirty to and take a big thick warm load with his nuts pressed to mine while I cum from being fucked so good
I sure could use a hunting buddy with a big hard cock like mine. I want mutual jack off mutual sucking 69 and hope you will be excited to take my tight ass with your hard cock. Bend me over the tailgate of my pickup and fuck the hell out of me talk dirty to me slap my naked ass and cum deep in my ass a time or two.
I hope I will get a response or two from some one close by so we can hang out and be friends but get naked and get off together. I really want to suck and gag on a big cock swallow warm thick cum and let a man take my ass any way that pleases him. Anxious to get a response from a sincere man that wants sex with a man in private and wants outdoor nudity and sex. Hope to hear from you soon buddy

  • Just Had To Try It

    I work with this guy. He is my age and very straight acting. For several years now he has been sucking my dick 2 or 3 times a week. He is the best at sucking dick and loves to swallow every drop
    He first sucked me off after we had been out drinking and as a joke I told him to suck my dick. We both laughed then he said “take it out mother fucker and I’ll suck it!”
    I dropped my jeans and let him see my very hard dick sticking straight out. He went to his knees and sucked my dick. He took it to the balls several times and could hold it in his throat for a very long time. He played with my nuts and squeezed my ass cheeks and I had to sit down it felt so good and he looked right in to my eyes as my load went down his throat. He sucked and licked and played with my nuts until he had me about to pass out
    I fell asleep and when I woke up in a few hours he was between my legs sucking my dick again. He stopped sucking me long enough to tell me to trust him he was going to really make me feel good and make me cum like never before. While he was sucking my dick he squeezed my balls pulled on them put them in his mouth while he stroked my dick then he slowly began to touch my asshole. Using his spit he got a finger up my ass and he fingered my asshole with his finger until I shot the biggest load ever
    He asked me if I liked it after he stopped sucking my dick and then took his finger out of my ass. I told him I loved it and from now on he could play with my ass all he wanted to
    He took me at my word because he fingered me every time he sucked me off then I let him rim me one day and he got his tongue in my asshole and he really worked me over good and made me cum twice and he swallowed every drop. I fell asleep and when I woke up he had tied me to his bed face down with my legs spread my wrists tied to the head of the bed
    He asked me if I had a good sleep and I told him to untie me. He said not just yet I am going to really make you feel good first. He began playing with my asshole and he put some lube in me then he told me I was going to love this. For the next two hours he used sex toys and dildos on my ass and milk my dick he would put the head of my dick in his mouth to swallow my cum and by the time he was finished there was this big 9” thick rubber cock buried deep in my asshole and he turned me over with my hands still tied and took me in his throat and made me cum like never before again
    I have trusted him for years now and I have allowed him to do things to me I never dreamed of and a few months ago I was tied to his bed again and he was using his toys on me again then out of no where this big ass naked guy stepped into the room and his cock was huge like him. He got on the bed and forced me to take his cock up my ass. It hurt lijj K e hell and he went all the way in my ass. His dick was thick as my wrist and. Ad to be over 10” long he fucked me very hard pounded my hole talked very dirty to me and shot two huge loads up my ass when he was balls deep in my asshole. There was a puddle of cum between my legs and I could tell my asdhole was wide open from taking suck a big dick for so long. I came on myself two times and they left me tie there with a huge butt plug up my ass
    I have been back several times to repeat that experience and last week he pulled another trick on me. I was tied up bent over the end of his kitchen table my ankles tied apart to the legs of the table and this huge man with the monster cock was fucking me and cum was dripping down my thighs and off my nuts
    Next I heard other voices and knew there were other men in the room and for over two hours I was gang fucked by several men. I never knew how many because they left after they fucked me and emptied their nuts in my ass.
    After every one was gone he untied me and I took a shower. When I got out he asked me to sit on the couch and he began to play the video of my gang bang. He was between my legs sucking my dick the whole time I watched 7 different men fuck my ass and 3 of them were black men 2 were Hispanic and two were white they all came in my asshole twice then left
    We are going to do it again next week and he told me if I wanted to he would not tie me up. I am anxious to see what happens when I am not tied up. I have jacked off several times a day this week thinking about it and I am naked in my house right now with a big cucumber deep in my ass writhing this and going to stop now so I can lick my cum off the coffee table and see how long. This huge cucumber can stay in my asshole
    I hope there are more men there this time because I love getting fucked up the ass and having all those big cocks explode deep inside of my naked white ass
    I have told him to do whatever he likes to me and he tells me the fun has just begun Who knows what us in store but I am willing to try anything once if it feels as good as what I have done so far I never knew I could go from straight to anal slut but I have

    I Succumb To Assertive Behavior But I Hold My Own When I Have To

    I grew up in a male dominant household with several brothers no sisters. I went to a summer camp in the fourth grade and a boy there was very dominant with me, made me make his bed. I hated him for it, but I liked it too. All my life I've 'liked' dominant men, pleasing them, and at the same time hating them.

    A year ago I was in another town, attending a presentation by a vendor of a large machine our company was considering to buy. I was there with an engineer and an equipment operator. My job was to ensure the commercial value made sense. While they were out in the plant going over the machine, I was in the office talking 'business', the numbers were oppressively high and we needed a discount.

    The manager suggested we take a break and go to lunch. We drove into town and parked in a building to walk to the restaurant. He put his arm around me, telling me to calm down. Price isn't everything, I needed to take into consideration the increase in productivity. He was forceful and spoke with authority, his arm around my shoulder. When we got the spot where we were going to have lunch he excused himself for the bathroom.

    I sat in my seat nervous and feeling minimized. That old feeling, love the behavior, hate the man for it. When he returned he put his hand on my shoulder, kept it there for a long second before sitting down. He started immediately into his lecture, aggressive and assertive. When he needed my undivided attention he put his hand on my mine. I was both attracted and repulsed. I watched his mouth speak and started thinking of him kissing me. Of his hands on my shoulders, his body behind me. I was having a live sexual arousal, only my arousal was for him to fuck me.

    We left after promising to rethink our economics. Again, into the elevator in the parking garage he put his arm around my shoulders, hugging me tight against him. He asked me if I liked all male entertainment, or did I have to be around women. I took the middle road, 'depends'. He held me tight as the door opened, 'I don't think so', and he suggested that I should join him and friends for Thursday night football. He was sure my operations guys would find something to do and not worry about them.

    It was a 'gay' party, one of the guys there wore the gay flag on his jacket. The men were all older, middle aged and the manager introduced me as a virgin flower, grabbing my crotch and kissing me in front of his friends. His friends all welcomed me. During half time they put on a gay porno, and they all took pot shots at the actors. The manager was behind me, his hand on my shoulder, what was my pleasure, to service or be serviced.

    He fucked me in his bedroom, at first on my knees on the side of the bed, then on my back much like a woman. The penetration was complete, the kissing intense, the foreplay and cock sucking. The game was over by the time we went downstairs, he cheered me on, no longer a virgin. The 'boys' all raised a glass for loosing my inhibitions, I was now a member of the club.

    The next day in negotiations, both the engineer and the equipment operator in the meeting, we were pressed hard by the manager. But when it comes to business I have a backbone and I didn't budge, we were interested technically and operationally, but the economics weren't there yet. 'I thought we had a deal' he said in the meeting. I was polite and professional, no not really. We did express interest, but not at the price he was quoting.

  • I Married A Lesbian Girl And It's Been 25 Years Now

    I was open to the idea of marrying this girl who needed a visa. It was a friend thing, she worked for us and her visa was going to expire and the company had not been able to get a permanent H1B for her. I was cruising for a bruising, she was a young 23 and a 'total' virgin. But the 'marriage' didn't require any of that, it was an 'open' marriage and I could continue dating girls.

    A friend of hers, a totally vacant headed girl, invited her to go to the beach with her family. They had a beach 'cottage'. I wasn't interested, and I didn't really socialize with her, so she went and came back 'changed'. She had had her first sexual experience. Turns out the parents weren't there, it was just the two of them.

    And for something like this she didn't have anyone to talk to. She talked to me, I was a neutral someone. She just couldn't keep her hands off her boobies, once presented to her. She was genuinely embarrassed. It took a while for me to really understand it, she was deadly scared of what had happened. In her country, that was immediate banishment to a convent.

    Well the time came and went when she got her green card. Five years came and went and she was totally at home with her arrangement. She had changed her name by them, had taken up residency. She was the 'brains' in the outfit and did all the bill paying. It was more of don't embarrass her with a girlfriend in public. But between us, there as nothing. She was by then very close with this girl lawyer. But nothing physical. One night, we had been out with friends pretending we were all couples, the topic between the women was about buying a house so they could get pregnant. She 'submitted' to the horrible experience, on the condition it was strictly to get pregnant. And get a house out of it.

    It was hard, like in very hard for her, the whole having to care for a child. To stay home and be a housewife for a while. She found a woman who took care of infants and two months later she was back at work. She lasted two weeks. The separation anxiety from her baby was too much for her, although she blamed it on the baby. Her lawyer friend was over all the time, especially when I traveled. She confided in me, sat at the dinner table, and told me she was intimate with her. Please don't divorce her! To makes amends for it, she volunteered to be made pregnant again.

    I also found out she didn't 'like' Kathy. Couldn't I find someone nicer, softer, she didn't like dealing with her at company functions.

    Well guess what, we've been married twenty five years now. Our kids are young adults, she never went back to work full time, her 'affair' with Janet, her girlfriend, lasted for fifteen years before it finally burned out. Kathy from work is a distant past, I was close with a couple of women, but women need permanence. We have never been intimate, sex happened more than a few times, but it was always the most difficult thing for her. I focused on work to make enough money to give her the life she wanted, a dedicated homemaker living the life she deserved for putting up with me.

    There is a woman, divorced, that lives her life apart. For her it's convenient. For me it's convenient. For my wife it's convenient. My friend understands that giving it up is part of the game, no nookie, no cookies.

    'I Wish'...not The Stevie Wonder Song..

    I read these stories, get excited, start tenting, and release in my pj's under the covers. I touch myself wishing I could experience another man or woman with me.
    My marriage is good but sex happens maybe once a month. So here I read, stroke, and wish.
    I wish I could find another woman or man in the same situation as I. The problem is I'm a Christian and a very well respected professor at a well known Christian university. To follow through with my sexual desires places, my family, my reputation and the university at stake. So, again, here I am reading, stroking, imagining, and wishing.
    Here is the perfect scenario: We meet. Have a great conversation. Share our thoughts and carefully consider finding places and times to meet regularly while keeping our public persona our status quo. In the meantime also enjoying each other's company whether in thoughts or in person.
    That's my wish as I watch MSNBC and prepare to do my Saturday routine...

  • Bisexual Husband

    Bisexual husband here on the DL. Married to a women. Would love to talk dirty with some guys and maybe trade some wife pics. just44funn (at) proton.me

    My Good Friend

    I am a retired guy I have a cattle ranch I also have a good friend that is my age and he is a rancher also.
    He and I are best friends and are around each other most every day. We are both married but not getting much sex at home. One day we were riding around my ranch drinking beer and complaining about not getting any sex. A little bit drunk I jokingly told him maybe we should take care of each other as far as sex goes
    He looked at me and with a smile on his face asked me what I meant. I told him I was open to try sucking and curious about other things. We drank a couple more beers sharing our hidden sexual ideas and decided that since no one would know we should try it. We got out of my truck and went to the front of it he backed up to my truck and took down his jeans and his dick was very hard thick and dripping

    I sucked his dick on my knees and when he told me he was going to cum I never stopped and swallowed his thick cum. I sucked and licked on his big dick for awhile then he said let me try that. He sucked me off and swallowed my cum. After that we sucked each other off everyday for a couple of weeks and neither of us wanted to stop
    One day while I was sucking his big dick I looked up at him and asked him if he would try to fuck me. He was very anxious and using his pre cum he got that big dick up my ass with me bent over the tailgate of my truck.
    He was about to pull out to cum after fucking my ass hard and deep. I stopped him and told him to cum in my ass. He shit a huge load up my ass balls deep. When he slipped out of my ass his cum ran out of my ass and I could feel it dripping off my nuts
    That was over two years ago and he has fucked me countless times. He always shoots his load up my ass and we both really like to 69 to completion often. We do that on the back seat of his pick up or mine often. He fucks me in many different places indoors or out. I always enjoy having his big fat dick up my ass and he fucked me so good. I like letting him empty his big nuts deep in my ass
    We are talking about doing other things and experimenting with some other types of M2M sex. I will keep you posted on hiw that turns out

    After Many Years !

    As a young boy growing up on a ranch I spent most of my time outdoors. I used to jack off outdoors all the time. The first time I shot a little cum I licked it off my hand
    As much as I jacked off I found myself curious and wanting more so one day I started to play with my asshole while hacking off. It felt so good once my finger was up my ass I came hard. I put my cum in my ass and it made it very slick and my finger went in much easier.
    Now that I knew all this I began to experiment with other things besides my finger. And used Vaseline to make it so easy to insert things in to my ass
    One day while running around in the woods with a friend I took a chance and asked him if he ever played with his dick. To make a long story short he and I found a nice private spot in the woods and took out jeans down. After hacking off in front of each other a few seconds I had his dick in my hand and in no time I was on my knees sucking my first dick and I swallowed every drop of his cum and licked his dick and balls for a very long time. He got very hard and I stood up bent over and let him see my makes add right away he grabbed my hips and started to jump his hard dick on my ass. It was running across my asshole and I told him to stick it in my ass if he wanted to. He was all to anxious and in a minute or so his dick was in my ass and I was getting fucked up the ass and lived it. He came inside of me and we fucked a second time before we had to get back to the house
    That afternoon up in our hay lift he fucked me again face down in the hay and came in my asshole again. After that he fucked my ass everyday after school and several times every weekend
    There were other boys that fucked me over the years and many times more than one at the same time taking turns on me.
    We were all just normal country boys but we all liked getting off and since I loved taking it in the ass all my friends made sure I got plenty of hard dick up the ass and a lot of warm young cum up my ass too
    Now after all these years I want to find me a rancher like myself to have sex with. A man that will 69 with me maybe we swallow each others cum and I really want a man to use me and fuck my ass hard then tell me he is going to cum and feel his big hard dick swell up deep in my ass and then feel his nuts twitch as his cum shoots up my ass while I am bent over the tailgate of my ranch truck.
    I am very anxious to feel warm cum running out of my ass over my nuts and maybe there will be enough cum in me that it will trickle down my inner legs as the cool breeze blows across my naked ass. If I get lucky he will grab his dick and rub it on my asshole in his cum then put it back up my ass and let it get hard inside me then fuck me again
    Slap my ass talk dirty to me and fuck me very hard and cum inside of me again. Then we have a cold beer as we stand naked talking and stroking each other. I also want to be tied up outdoors and fucked at both ends like we used to do as young boys
    I would not have a problem at all doing this with another man and I think about another cowboy type rancher like myself to have sex with me. Spend a Saturday hauling cattle then ice down some beer and go back to the ranch to drink beer suck dick and let him fuck my ass all he wants
    I have a nice spot out behind my cattle pens. I go there often to jack off and think about my fantasy. Most of the time I will get my 7” rubber cock out from behind the seat of my truck stick it to the front bumper of my truck then back up on it taking it all the way up my ass then fuck myself and jack off talking dirty to myself. When I am really horny I like to cum in my hand then lick it up with my ass shoved back really hard on my big rubber cock
    I will fuck myself twice if I am horny enough and I can never take it up the ass enough. I want a real dick in my mouth and up my add some day. I think about more than one rancher friend at the same time. Have a beer drinking with several men at my ranch and let them all take turns fucking me. I dream about that every day. Any one want to respond maybe we can make this happen. I know I am ready if you are. I will be checking back to see who might respond. I live in south texas if that helps.

    Kissing Cousins

    My father was in the second wave on Utah beach in 1944. He fought through Normandy, the Hurtgen forest, and the occupation of Germany. He was in the occupation forces for two years, before returning home to West Virginia as a Captain. He was a hard ass in every sense of the word. Basically, you didn't fuck with him.

    My mother was 19 when she married him. She got married because her 14 year old sister was pregnant and in those situations the babies were cared for by an older sister or cousin. My mother wanted to make sure she got her sister's baby. My cousin was raised by my mother, but she knew from the time she was born who her mother was, that was never hidden from her. I was born six months after she was, we grew up together.

    We were fifteen and my mother insisted that the TV be kept quiet, which meant that I watched TV after school on the floor, close enough to hear. My cousin helped my mother with the housework and that day she had to vacuum so she got me to get the old Kirby out of the basement for her. I went back to my spot and she vacuumed until she came to me. She stood over me, like getting me to move. I turned my head and looked right up her skirt, no panties, her totally exposed girl parts in complete view. It took her a minute to figure out what I was looking at, she hit my head and told me that a gentleman would divert his sight and not stare at her.

    While she finished vacuuming she told me it was hot, and she need to air. And in case I didn't know, lots of girls went bare after school, to give air to their privates. I was on the couch by then, so that she could vacuum. She walked up to me and lifted her skirt up and stood showing me her naked girl parts. A foot from my eyes. She stood there for a long minute or two. When she lowered her skirt she told me that I had to show her my dick. I was stupefied and couldn't answer.

    At dinner, I sat to the left of my father, my mother to his right, and my cousin next to my mother. My cousin brought in the food after we, the men, had taken our seats. When she reached over me with the mashed potatoes, she whispered in my ear 'I'm your wife now'.

    That night, after everyone was tucked away in their beds, she walked into my room in her nightgown. She lifted her nightgown up to show me she was naked, and pushed me over to get in bed with me. She told me she wanted to be a momma, and grabbed my dick in my pajamas. It was maybe a minute before she was under me and I had my dick in her, she kept grabbing me around the neck telling me to make her a momma.

    My mother had heard the commotion and walked in on us right after I had finished. We were still together, she had her arms around my neck holding me to her. The lights went on and my mother yelled 'what are you doing to your cousin?' Then my father showed up.

    With her belly half full, meaning she was only six months pregnant, we stood before the Justice of the Peace and got married. My cousin was ecstatic, she so wanted to be a wife and mother. She pushed out her baby like it was nothing, she cleaned and cooked and with her 'kid on the tit' and was home schooled (in those days it was called correspondence). She loved being a wife from the get go, she loved being a mother. And unlike her mother she got to keep her baby. There was only a difference of a year between her and her mother when they had their first baby.

    We're retired living in our retirement home close to our daughter and her kids. She's a doctor and a natural homemaker and mother. She loves taking care of her home and she had no problem pushing them kids out early, she had three before she turned thirty. Her husband's a high school teacher and coach, and he's waited on hand and foot by my daughter. There's a code among these women, starting with my mother. There's stuff for men to do, and stuff for women to do, and men stay out of the way of the women doing housework.

  • Bedside Manner Of The Hotel Nurse In Macae

    My first blowjob by a travesti happened when I was in Brazil and cut myself on the dock. I ignored the scratch, by morning it was red as blazes and tender. I got dressed and out of some caution I mentioned it to the front desk, if they had a doctor on staff. Not a doctor, a nurse and she examined it and told me I needed to see the doctor, it was infected. And no she didn't have anything for that. Go see a doctor.

    I had meetings and I ignored what she told me. By nightfall the scratch had morphed into a deep red spot the size of my hand with puss. I asked the front desk if they had a doctor on call. A man came, an older man, and he examined the 'wound' and told me I needed to go to the hospital. I told him I would go when I got back to the States, that I had an important meeting the next day and I was on the flight at 10 for New York. He was stern and told me that I needed to go the hospital, right then. He would drive me.

    I started getting worried. He drove in silence, we went to a small clinic. A nurse came out, he had called ahead and I was attended to by another doctor, a younger man. His son. He told me that I had the signs of n***osis in the wound, I could have the flesh eating bacteria. You stop and pee in your pants. He told me that I needed to get downtown, to the main hospital where they could treat it, I needed strong intravenous antibiotics. The father drove me.

    I went into treatment over night, I went into a daze. I don't remember everything, it could have been the medication. When I woke up the next day the calf in my leg was gone. They wanted me to stay for several days to monitor that they had stopped the infection. After a week they sent me back to the hotel, and the hotel nurse was put in charge of me, the doctor would come by twice a day. I had the wound and the dressing that had to be changed every four hours. She took care, seriously and clinically.

    When she bent over she had the most amazing tits. I got fresh and told her I needed to see them, I needed some tits right then. She was hesitant but opened and released her tits. I touched them, held them, kissed them. To my surprise she bent over and pushed my gown out the way and sucked my dick. With masterful hands and a masterful technique she got me fully erect and milked me until I came. She was polite and adjusted her bra and buttoned up her shirt.

    Then to my surprise she went into the bathroom, the mirror on the wall showed her standing. She stood and took out a dick, a damn dick, and peed into the toilet. After adjusting her pants she came back to me and looked at the bandages and said she would be back at eight after I had dinner. Then bent over and kissed me on the lips.