Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Family Gatherings At My Uncle's

i have a big family, literally related to like 1 in 30 people in our little i****d county, and we would have a family get-together every holiday.

the 4th of July, Independence Day for the USA, is when my uncle, "Little Girl", would host the gathering. since i relented my virginity on my birthday, he decided it was open season on me. He's a professional fisherman and charter skipper, a hard weathered man that is home on the sea and works hard every day.

the guest apartment is above the detached garage on the back of his lot. it's used to let charters from out of town stay the night and head out for a day of fishing early the next day. i became well acquainted with it after my birthday that year.

he lead me out to the guest apartment, i knew what i was there for. he had my top and training bra off in moments. his rough hands felt so good on my preadolescent perky breasts, this time he was much rougher.

he'd been drinking. he picked me up and literally threw me onto the bed. i opened my cutoff shorts, and slide them off while he watched. he was on me a moment later. he pulled his cock out of his pants and shoved it into me. i was so wet with anticipating him, that i it slide right in. he pounded me so hard that my little butt was bouncing off the bed, then quiet. he strained and grunted, and i felt his cum fill me again.

he rolled me over and pulled me back to my knees and rammed into me again. he started calling me his "little bitch pup" and grabbed my butt checks and squeezed hard. his hands are so rough and strong, it felt like he was trying to pinch them in half! he slapped my ass, and started pounding me even harder! i remember orgasming--i literally squealed, when i did. a short time later he shot his cum into me again.

he pulled me up to kiss him, then pushed my head down to her crotch, and forced his cum covered cock into my mouth. he stroked my hair and told me, "Good little bitch pup!" over and over as he stroked my hair, and i cleaned and sucked his cock.

this is pretty much my 4th of July celebration with my family, even today.

Janna

  • My Son - A Couple Weeks Later

    Here is an update on my sexual engagement with my son: we are still having sex. We usually sleep in the same bed and play before we fall to sleep. I have taught him how to eat my pussy. I have taught him how to fuck me. His friend has been getting his time with me too. Sometime together and sometime separate. I am a happy woman for sure!

    Son And Daughter

    My three kids came home from college for the holidays. Almost immediately, I was inspired and elated about how my 20 and 22 year old son and daughter were getting along. Even my wife was blindsided by how well they were getting along. They spent time with each other at home, running errands and basically did everything together.

    A few nights into the holiday break, they were in the basement playing Fortnite. I could not care about the game and it was time for me to sleep anyways. Two hours later, my wife says what is that noise? Sounds like outside but I slowly walk into the living room and I hear my daughter in what sounds like sexual distress. It is muffled and low, but she is moaning. We choose to not want to know anymore, head back to our room and turn on the fan on the headboard. 15 minutes later my son and my daughter come up from the basement. My wife says wtf?

    The next night, same thing. This went on almost every night and is still going on now.

    They go back to school in about a week or so, so it will stop. Should we mention anything to them?

  • Party Mistake

    This happened not long after the final lockdown ended.
    I attended a girlfriends party close to where I lived with my dad.
    The reason I went, was to try and get with a guy who I had a huge crush on.
    It worked and we ended up in a back bedroom making out.
    Just as he was about to go down on me, his phone rang. He rose up, swore and said he had to answer it outside.
    I couldn't believe it and threw a pillow over my head to smother my disappointment and swearing shouts.
    I was semi knelt up as the guy had been wanting to tongue my pussy and arse, so when I felt his hands push my arse cheeks apart only a minute or so later, I wondered which hole he'd pleasure for me first.
    He was utterly amazing. I mean it was THE best oral sex I'd ever experienced and he made me orgasm multiple times from how he used his tongue and lips on, in and over my pussy, clit and arsehole.
    After I'd orgasmed for about the fifth or sixth time, the bedroom door opened and I heard him hurriedly walked out the room.
    By the time I'd looked round to see the guy who I'd been with earlier, the door was wide open, but so was his mouth as he said "Who the fuck was that older guy".
    It turned out an older man had been in the room tonguing me and not the guy who I was desperate to have sex with.
    I was still horny for sex, especially for a hard cock inside me, but the guy who I fancied so much walked out again telling me I was a slut wanting to "Bang older men".
    Long story short.
    Nearly two years later and only a few weeks ago, I found out by eavesdropping in on a conversation, my father had been to the party and stumbled across a beautiful sexual opportunity.
    I'd forgotten I'd said it. But when my crush had exited to take the call, and walked back in (To my mind) I'd said "Just tongue me till I cream your face".
    Only I'd said it to an older man looking for the loo. He genuinely thought I was saying it to him, and in his semi drunken state gave the girl exactly what she was asking for.
    As he said more to whoever he spoke to on the phone, I just knew it was my father who had made me orgasm so hard and so wonderfully that night.
    These past few weeks I haven't stopped thinking about it. I haven't said anything to my father, but I'm dying to as I've begun to crave what he did for me all over again. And certainly since I caught him (On purpose) masturbating in our lounge.
    He has a really thick cock of around six inches I'd guess, and now I want to feel him fucking me too.
    The last puzzler is, a few days ago he out of the blue mentioned the party.
    He knows I went to it, and he knows I fancied a guy there.
    What he basically said was, he had a fantastic time educating a young woman in how to feel true pleasure from oral sex. He didn't elaborate on that, but he did say "I'd love to show her just much more I could educate her".
    He winked when he said it to me, but laughed as if making it a joke.
    I'm now sure he knows it was his daughter, and maybe feels guilty. However I can't stop wanting to experience it again and just need a way to tell him I want him so badly.

    This Is Why It Happens

    Straight into it. My mother was a single parent. My suster and I lived with her in a small apartment. It had 1 room and a living area with open kitchen area. Part of the living room was turned into a bed room that our mother cornered off with dr**es. My suster and I had the room that had no door. And we shared a double bed.

    Mom worked long hours so I was the one who dressed my suster and all that. We also had to shower together to save water and heat. One night my mother came home late with two guys. She thought we where sleeping and we watched as our mother was fucked by 2 guys in every hole until they filled her ass and pussy with cum.

    Fast forward I was 18 and my suster 15. We had seen our mother have sex many times. And my suster had questions regarding my penis and all whilewe showered. Sometimes she would touch it. We use to masturbate together under the covers as we grew. But at 18 my mother was in an accident and went to stay with her suster. We had no place so I worked part time. And rented a smaal room for my suster and myself with obe single bed bath toilet and kitchens all in the same area.

    I never had a gf or even cared to have one.I had a lot of responsibilities so had no timefor it. So one night we watch a move about 2 lovers and my suster brought up the topic about love. And how its her fault that I did not have anyone special. As I paid for her school and myne and had to work. I just said she is more important and I love her. So she asked if she could help me with my sexual needs. I was shocked and also had to admit she developed really well and was hot. So it has crossed my mind to take it further but I never did. As she said it she stuck her hand in my pants and strocked me. I did not push her away and started kissing her and we both knew we where in love.

    So that night we lost our virginities to each other. The advantage is that my suster had a medical issue where she could never have kids or get her period.

    Ever since we have had sex and we love each other deeply. We have done it all anal. Blow jobs. Licking you name it we have done it all.

    After a year we moved back in with my mother and she was supportive of our situation.

    Today my suster also has a good job. I Have advanced to a managing position. My mother has started nursing so things are going good. And we have our own little apartment. Still needs fixing but is ours. But this is just for those who judge siblings loving each other as more than brother and suster. Do not judge the situation no one and nothing can break this bond. But yeah we had lots of fun and will continue to have fun. If you want to hear it in detailI will tell.

  • Totally Underestimated My 18 Year Old Nephew. 2

    I ended up letting my 18yo nephew fuck me twice during new years day and now i'm feeling powerless to this young man with a little bit of shame added. I'm now loving it when he forced his cock in me.
    My cervix is now on fire because of the size of his cock as my husband size is nowhere near his plus he eat my vagina which my husband have never done to me before.

    Confessions

    i have a lot to confess, but apparently it's not right to do so here... most of the things that have me totally screwed up now are from my youth.

    Janna

    Saw My Mother In Laws Tits

    My mother in law made an Onlyfans. I searched for weeks and finally found it. I subscribed and the first thing I see is her tits. I immediately jerked off and came to the picture. Am I a terrible person?

    Labor Day Weekend (part 2)

    This is a continuation of my previous confession. It includes me, my wife Miriam, my daughter Bea, and my son Max…all names have been changed

    As we walked out, Bea looks up at me and gives me the biggest smile. She ran over and jumped into my arms. Max wasn’t sure how to react, so he jumped back on the couch. Bea whispered in my ear, did you tell her. I said no, she saw you two from the bedroom and wanted to join in. Bea said I thought she might look out, she always does.

    Miriam went over to Max and the two of them were sitting hip to hip and Miriam was asking Max if this was ok, her hands kind of rubbing up and down his thigh. She said, I thought I was making you hard, and Max looked at me and I just nodded and Max looked back at his mother and said, yes you were.

    Miriam said I saw what you were doing with Bea and wanted to know if you would consider doing something like that with your old mom. I could literally see Max’s cock twitch.

    Neither Max nor Bea are big kids, which is why 69ing with them is great. Max just said Mom I love you and want to. Bea and I watch as Max kind of rolls over and gets on his knees and buries his face in Miriam’s dark bush. Bea and I couldn’t take our eyes off of them, it was so hot. Miriam just spread her legs and pulled Max’s head tighter to her pussy.

    I’m rock hard at this point, Bea’s pussy is leaking onto my fingers as I play with her. I lie down on the couch and Bea jumps onto my face continuing to watch her brother eat her mother.

    When Bea leans over and takes my cock in her mouth, Miriam says to Max, look at your Dad and Sister 69ing, that looks like fun. Max climbs on top of his mother, and places his hard cock in mouth as he continues to drive Miriam crazy sucking on her clit.

    We soon found out, that we all like to 69. Miriam and I stopped in mid licking and sucking as we watched our son and daughter wither to orgasm in a 69 embrace.

    At one point Bea and Miriam started to 69, so I looked at my son, and we decided to try it too. I’ll be honest, I don’t have a gay bone in my body, but I did enjoy sucking my son while he was sucking me right back.

    After mid-night, we all went up to our bedroom and spooned. I was spooning Bea and Max was spooning his mother. We slept for a couple of hours until I felt the bed rocking. I lifted my head up and saw Max fucking Miriam from behind (she told me he slipped it into her pussy while she was sleeping).

    Bea felt my cock getting hard and reached around. She lifted her leg to give me entry. I asked her if she was sure, and her smile told me everything. As I said, Bea is a little thing, and I was worried she wouldn’t be able to handle me (not that I’m huge or anything), but I slipped right in and we both just enjoyed the feeling of me having my cock buried in her young pussy. .

    As her juices coated my cock, it got a lot easier to fuck her (gliding in and out, in long slow penetrations). There is something about a Dad taking his young daughter’s virginity

    Bea started to moan about the same time Miriam started to moan. Both Bea and Max lost their virginity that night.

  • My Sister And I

    So this happened a couple of days ago and I just can't keep this only to myself. My sister (18) had her birthday recently. Our parents went away to give her the house space for her and her girls to have a birthday party. I was out for the majority of the day, since I play basketball and decided to just train all day. I'm skinny and tall, while my sister is quite petite, but very beautiful.
    So, I came home from practice all sweaty and decided to take a shower. If you're an athelete, you know the post-training boner is a different kind of hard. While I was taking a shower I was thinking about how I'm gonna jerk off when I go back to my room.
    Anyway, in the other room my sister was being sprayed with champagne, it's a weird tradition people here do. So she was totally covered in champagne and wanted to ALSO take a shower. While I was showering she came in and saw me in all my glory with my hard cock. We had seen each other naked, so it's not like we panicked, but she got startled and walked right out. After I got out of the shower I put my shorts and only shorts on and went to my room to not disturb the birthday party. My dick was still as hard as a rock but I couldn't get myself to cum, it was just endless stroking. I gave it up and after hours and hours I decided to help my sister clean after everyone had left. I threw out the trash, cleaned everything up and I didn't even notice my cock was so obviously showing through my shorts.
    She joked around asking about my boner and I just laughed it off since we always teased each other like that. I don't know what came over me, but I was so horny ans hard that I came over and very gently rubbed her panties through her skirt and that was all it took. She jerked me off through the shorts before I told her we should go upstairs. I lifted her skirt and licked her pussy until her legs were shaking like crazy. She started saying she couldnt handle it anymore and took my dick in her mouth instead and oh my fucking God my dick never felt so good, until I put it inside her pussy. We did it in all positions and she screamed the loudest I have ever heard her scream. When I finally reached orgasm I started pulling it out but she grabbed me and pulled me back in, so I shot all my cum inside of her. A couple of days have passed, I hope she's not pregnant but anytime I see her in the hallway my dick is hard as a rock again.