We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

Too Forward

Ahh once again embarrassed myself by being too forward. Come onto a guy and it's just too much for them. Maybe one in 5 will bite and not be scared of a confident woman. You'd absolutely think men would love a woman coming onto them but it's just not true. It intimidates them.

  • My Aroma

    Recently, I have found my sexual drive to be heightening. Basically, I am always horny. Basically, if the wind blows, my nipples become rock hard. At 34, I guess I am in my sexual prime. Additionally, I have found that my pussy is starting to have a naughty and strong aroma. When I am super horny, she emits a mercilessly strong smell of sexual desire.

    I am not sure if I feel weird about it or if I am fully embracing it, but nobody has complained yet. And there have been quite a few in the last year or so.

    Older Sister Doing Fetish Videos

    I've been getting bullied over this for two months now and needed to vent.
    I was finishing my last few exams and modules for sixth form before we would finish for university. I'd wondered why my older sister had been going off on her own for days at times but knew she had her own life.
    I'd started hearing rumours about a woman doing sexy things on camera with her feet but the small town we went to school in had some odd balls anyway. It wasn't until videos started getting uploaded online and people started watching them. When me and friends snuck a view of them we saw a car, the camera approached the window and I saw a large pair of soles with long toes hanging out. The video progressed to her feet flexing and rubbing next to each other but it still hid the woman's face. They looked familiar but I obviously didn't think much of a pair of feet, then the video went up a notch, the cameraman displayed his cock and started to rub it all over her soles then shag the gap between them until he came all over them! It wasn't until he finished and the camera went up to see a smiling face behind the soles. It was my sister! I felt so embarrassed and my friends even recognized her. Word obviously has got around because I've been getting bullied about it even with guys saying they'd fuck her feet as well. Im annoyed with my older sister and can't understand why she'd do this

  • Landlord Walked In As I Was Riding My Boyfriend

    The landlord in my uni house he put our house on the market and so is booking viewings for the next tenants. He did warn us of this but I forgot and had my boyfriend over. Things got horny and I was fully naked riding his dick when my landlord opened the door to my room and came in with 5 guys to view my room. They apologised and left but it was so awkward and I never want to see him again.

    I Warned Her...

    I had to have an embarrassing talk with a young girl in our office last week. But she didn't listen. As for the young girl. She is a tiny 22 yr old (young and dumb) right out of college. We work in a small office building (about 50 people).
    Well there is one special guy in the building with a reputation. I have to be kind of graphic. He has a large cock. Like XXXL unusually large. According to a few of the girls around the office. I do not know first hand, married and faithful.
    Well this young girl wanted to find out. I took her to lunch one day and tried to talk her out of it. She didn't listen. They went out over the weekend and they had sex. I guess it went well for him, but she apparently sustained gametime injuries. Today is Tuesday and she has called in sick the past two days. I called to check in on her and she told me it hurt so bad she went to the doctor Monday morning. To put it bluntly her insides were all bruised up.
    I tried to tell her...

  • Oops, I Forgot To Put It Away

    Humiliation - no other word. Complete humiliation.

    The other morning I got up early to take a long shower. I had been feeling horny, so I brought my rubber suction cup dildo into the shower with me. After fucking myself into a few orgasms, I finished my shower. I got dressed and went to work.

    When I got home, my very black and very big rubber dildo was sitting on my bed. I immediately panicked as I would never had put it there. I could not remember bringing it out of the shower. The only way it could have gotten there was one of my kids removed it from the shower. What a bad mom!!!! Lol

    Later that night my daughter sits down next to me on the couch and says ‘really mom?’ I was embarrassed and humiliated beyond repair. I humbly told her I had been horny and I forgot to put it away.

    No other words…humiliation.

    We Stopped Laughing At My Brother !

    My brother and I would visit my cousin Sandi during the summer. They had a creek on the edge of the property and we'd always go skinny-dipping. That summer after my brother turned 13, when he got out of the water, we noticed that he had gotten hairy since the previous summer. Sandi and I were 11-12 and we began to tease him about his hairy junk.

    He got pissed and went and sat on a rock by himself. We still teased a little and when we went over closer ,he stood up and turned around slowly stroking his penis . We stood there dumbfounded as his penis was starting to grow hard.

    He stood there and wiggled his hips and his penis swayed back and forth and then asked us if he looked funny now. I had never seen a hard penis before and I doubt if Sandi had either. He told us it would get bigger if we played with it.

    Sandi grabbed it right away with shaky hands and sure enough it stood straight out. He told her to stroke it slowly and we both took turns handling our first hard penis. He then told us to watch and he stroked it faster and suddenly he shot several squirts of cum that landed on Sandi's belly. She squealed like she had been shot. He continued to stroke it and several drops dripped out. We were both in shock, but in a good way. Sandi wanted to know if he could do it again. LOL.

    Several times after that we both would give my brother hand jobs down by the creek watching him shoot a stream of cum. After that, things were never the same between my brother and I as I was maturing also. We weren't laughing at him anymore.

    Children Find My Secret

    I have been a crossdresser and a slut for my my entire life but have always been honest with my wife and careful to keep it from my family (kids)

    We recently moved into a new home and had not yet finished unpacking but I had a night out planned, I got myself ready and off I went to get some cock.

    I left the case with my female items open in the spare room not knowing my wife had arranged for our daughters to go to our place to help her finish unpacking everything that was left.

    I was an hour into being railed by two young guys when my phone rang, it was my wife calling and she was in tears laughing because my daughters had been putting things away in the spare room!

    My daughters had been fascinated by my collection off lingerie, heels and dildo's and had actually put everything away for me and arranged my dildo's in size order on a shelf giving a commentary about the size of them on sticky notes which my wife was reading.

    They went from ok, large, ooooh, to god damn! now I have a large family and we all get together for Christmas and I'm dreading the conversations that might come up...

    Grandpa Was Surprisingly Big.

    My Grandpa has been staying with us for about a week now after a fire in the kitchen of his home. We had early release from school yesterday and when I came home, the house was quiet. When I walked down the hall toward my room, Grandpa walks out of the bathroom butt naked with a towel around his neck.

    I gasped when I saw him and I tried to look away. He just stood there smiling ,not really trying to cover up. Then I noticed that he had a really big cock and when he saw me staring at it he slowly wrapped the towel around his waist He apologized and went on down to his room.

    I went down the hall to the bathroom and when I passed his open door he was still naked, pulling on some briefs. He just looked at me and grinned, I guess he was proud of that big thing.

    I just ducked into the bathroom and tried compose myself. I never saw a cock that big in real life before and it was a shock. Who knew my Mom's Dad had such a big cock, he's 60 years old for God's sake.

    I know this sounds kinda kinky, But I'm dying to get a peek at it again...LOL.

  • Humiliating First Date

    I was a freshman, and I had been absolutely crushing on her all semester. I finally got a date with her.. As I sprayed 3 or 4 blasts of my new cologne into my boxers I thought it was going to be perfect.

    Next thing I knew she was in the back of my car with me giving me the blow job of a lifetime. I was in a rush so I forgot to rub one out before we met up and I felt that tingle start as soon as I was in her hand and now it was inevitable; I was about to cum. She had her face down almost to my pubes so I had to tell her quick. I gently tapped her head and before I could say a word she stopped, pulled her head up and looked at me. "I'm gonna sneeze" she squeaks, nose red and twitching around. This woman then proceeded to try and hold it back right over my jumping dick. Like a cartoon character, finger under nose, going ahh heeee hee AHH AHH. Suddenly the feeling just washed over me and I say "cUMMING" as I blast an absolute geyser of cum right on her face.

    She stares at me, mouth gaping face dripping with my cum and screams "AHHHH CHOOOOO", sneezing all over my cock.

    No, I didn't get a second date.