We've all had them - those truly hateful embarrassing moments, caught with your finger up your nose, or snooping through a medicine cabinet, sneezing snot all over a fellow passenger, or realizing you forgot to set the parking brake after your car rolls into a gully, or needing to wrap your jacket around your waist when your period unexpectedly started when you were wearing white pants. This is the place to chronicle those most embarrassing moments so we can laugh at it together. Let the whole world know your bad habits and when you got caught committing them.

My aunt caught me masturbating this morning. It’s hot in the house so I was naked on my bed jerking off.

I’m 6 inches cut with saggy balls. And I’m shaved, not a fan of pubic hair.

As I was really into jerking off my aunt walked in to set my clean laundry on my dresser. She saw my dick in my hand going at it!

She immediately said oh shit sorry. As she walked out she picked my briefs up that were on the floor. I had coconut oil all over my dick so it was looking all shiny.

Once I was finished I showered and got dressed. And I went out I go the kitchen. It was a bit awkward! My aunt straight up asked “so that’s where my coconut went?”. I said yes. She said it’s okay, I got a jar in my bedroom for giving handjobs and for your uncle to use. I was surprised she said that! She told me that when I needed more just to ask for another jar, she understands guys urges. She told me not to be embarrassed by what she saw.

Little back story, I moved in with my aunt and uncle years ago, both my parents are dead.

My mom walked in on me shaving my pubes off yesterday evening. I was tired of my bush so wanted to go back to shaving for the summer.

She walked in as I was shaving my shaft and balls, I already had the bush shaved off. First thing she asks is why I’m shaving that body area. I told here it’s cooler and more comfortable in my underwear.

My mom is kinda old fashioned, she obviously grew up in a time when no one groomed their pubic hair. She has a bush and my dad has a bush. My mom thinks only women groom their hair.

Did make things any better that I was fully erect while shaving! My mom noticed I was circumcised, I got circumcised when I was 27. She asks why and when did I get that done. I to,d her when I got it done and told her I I kept getting infections so it had to get cut.

She asked why I never to,d her about it. I told her my penis is my own personal business lol.

This probably happened in 1988 oh, I was a freshman in high school in Central kentucky. I had turned myself into the Rock and Roll Rebel, the Guns n Roses Appetite for Destruction record come out and I was in love. I was too cool for school and one about the following all the rules. But my fourth hour teacher did not share my philosophy and we clashed quite a bit. She had me in her silent lunch is quite often. This is where you went and got your lunch tray came back to her classroom and Spencer lunch sitting there and you couldn't talk. That lunch time was precious for us and it sucked.v
she also gave me several and there was one point where she moved my desk and put me over in the corner by myself. I did not like someone in exercise power over me. And she punished me quite a bit.
I was in one of her silent lunches one day and I was talking or something. She instructed me to go to the office and see the principal. High straight out refuse to go and then she told me again to go. So I refused again. She got up and she walked out of the class. I assumed it was to go get the principal and I was looking at being suspended. At home now probably would have got me grounded and would have been a little bit of a hassle but I would have felt like I kind of want to stand off. So I just kind of hung out while she was gone no big worries
She returned in less than 15 minutes but the principal was not with her, instead she was carrying a paddle. The paddles that were used to spank kids all the way through school. But I didn't think in high school, I hadn't seen anyone get paddled or even heard about it. But when I saw her holding that paddle I got a really bad feeling and I was kind of shocked. I determined that if she was intending to use that on me it just wasn't going to happen. I didn't have a whole lot of time to think about it before she was at my desk telling me to get up. I think I tried to resist and she very sternly told me again. So I just got up as I was told and she took me into this little side room off the classroom. I walked in and she walked behind me and shut the door. So there I stood really nervous about what was going on here
At some point I lost my coolness I wasn't missed your call anymore, I was begging her to let me go to the principal's office instead of what she had in mind. She told me what she had in mind and then I was going to get Three Lakes with that paddle. I did everything I could to talk her out of it but she had made up her mind. I guess I would have liked to have refused her but it was hard she by this time had become very commanding.
She had me move over towards the well where there ..(continue confession)

  • So I’m a virgin. I still live with my mom, big house so just never felt the urge to move out. Plus I built an apartment above the garage for me to stay in if I felt the need. Usually I just sleep in my bedroom in the house.

    My mom had two of her friends over yesterday. It was 11am and I was still sleeping. I was up late working. I woke up around noon and got out of bed to go pee. I only sleep in briefs, tighty whities to be exact. That’s what I’ve always worn.

    I had a very hard morning wood and it was tenting my briefs some. I walked down the hall to the bathroom and my mom’s friend walked into the hallway to use that bathroom. I couldn’t hide so I said you go first. She looked at my briefs and said looks like you need to go worse then me so you can go first. I’m 7” and very thick so when I’m erect it’s definitely a bulge in my underwear.

    After peeing I put my hard dick back in my briefs and stepped out of the bathroom telling her I was sorry for her seeing me in only underwear. She said oh no worries, been years since I’ve seen a man in his briefs. She told me the last time she saw a guy in his underwear was 17/years ago before her husband died and he wore white briefs too. But he wasn’t as big as me!

    She reached out and touched my bulge as she said that. I was already hard but got harder. I went back to my room and jerked off. I think she wants dick

    A year ago my husband and I split up , mostly because of money. We were constantly arguing. He went to live with his parents and my son and I moved back to the town I grew up in. I started to try to get in touch with some of my old friends , but most of them were busy and had no time to hang out with me. One night when my son went out to his friends house for the night I decided to go have a few drinks at the local bar. It was fairly busy I was starting to feel like a 3rd wheel when an order man asked me if I wanted to sit with him and his friends. I accepted , the guys were very nice but were also very flirty. Constantly commenting on my looks. All of a sudden a fight broke out at the other end of the bar and things got to crazy. The guys asked me if I wanted to go back to one of there places for some drinks and maybe to play cards or something. Once there it wasn't long before the conversation started to heat up. For the first time in my life I felt really wanted and desired , so I started flirting back. It seems like seconds later we were all naked on the floor and having sex in ways and manners that I never thought I would do. The 4 of us had sex so many times in so many ways during the rest of the night that it's just not possible to explain in this short confession. It continued over and over all night with periods of sleep in between. My body was there's to have in any fashion they wanted. Believe me when I say they took complete advantage of the situation and I was only too happy they did. Now for the embarrassing part. At the end of the summer I got back with my husband and we went to register our child in school. The men I had been with in such sexual and completely naughty ways were the principal, and 2 other teachers. I was totally red faced as they made blow job motions behind my husband's back.

    I am a 31 year old virgin woman.
    I am sometimes emabaressed about this so I have to lie that I am not, I lie that I was with men before and I haven't even been kissed by a man before.
    I am not even ugly, I am not fat, I exercise, I have a good job, I used to go out with my friends-not anymore now due to lockdown. This period of time of isolation made be think that I am more lonely that I thought and now I realise that I would like to have a family of own and have kids like my friends have. But I think that there aren't now any men anymore that would like to hook up with a 31 virgin woman who is clueless about love and sex. I am affraid that any man would reject me knowing this aspect of my life or would take advantage of it and use me for one night and then dump me. And the worst thing is when meeting old relatives the first thing they ask me is wheter I am married or not, very frustrating.
    I just think I am one of those girl who will never find that man to trust him and give myself to him with all my heart and soul.

    I'm no big Casanova or anything, I've only had sex three times with girls. The first was with a really fat, unattractive cousin when I was 16, then once with a girl who was so drunk I think by the time I was finished she was totally out, and then a girl I dated for about 8 months who cheated on me with at least 12 different guys. I've never been a real masculine guy, I'm thin, almost hairless, couldn't grow a beard if I tried and short. At 5ft. 8in and 135lbs, I'm not much of a fighter either. At the beginning of the lockdown my room mate waited about 3 days then started going naked and expecting me to do it also. One time we got really stoned and he pushed my head down to his dick and made me suck it. He made me do that 4 times over that night and the next day. We never talked about it, but rather than risk getting hit I sucked his cock. He didn't do anything for a couple of days but insisted I stay naked. Then after three days he gave me a tube of KY Jelly and told me to get as much as i think I needed and put it inside myself then to get under the cover in his bedroom.

    There wasn't much to do, he came in I rolled over on my belly and he got on top of me and stuck 8 inches of thick cock up my asshole. He pumped me for about 20 minutes and didn't pull out but instead shot his load inside me. "That felt good baby" he said as he pulled it out of me and got out of bed. After that he had me come out and sit on the couch with him, snuggling like I was a girl. We watched a movie and he would tweak my nipples, kiss my neck stroke my hair which is pretty long, about 2" above the shoulders. All this time I've got his sperm inside me and he's playing with me like I'm a girl he would even finger my butt making comments about how good it is to feel the place he just stuck his cock. Then while I was giving him another bj he jacked me off and I shot. He scooped it all up from my belly and fed it to me. "Swallow like my good girl".

    That was when it all started for us at the end of March. Since then he's gone out and got me makeup and stockings, panties and bra. I get fucked and give blowjobs all the time now. I'm his girlfriend. Actually, more than that I do the cooking, cleaning, make the bed. I'm like a live in girl or wife. I don't like giving BJ's and swallowing mancum but getting fucked isn't bad now. Mostly though it's not about getting fucked but rather that I miss my butt being filled up when he pulls out of me, I just feel so empty. I'm his girl, his cumhole. He even wrote on me a few times. He keeps talking about all the pussy he's gonna fuck after we're through this all, but I don't know. I think we'll be done somewhere in the next few ..(continue confession)

    I really have to get this off my chest.

    I’m a married woman and my husband loves to hear of stories about my past. Since a very young age I have been very horney girl and I grew into a very big slut. By that I would have to stuff myself with anything I could get my hands on.

    But the one story he loves to hear the most is when I got caught with the dog in the dog pen by the neighbor and was blackmailed. And my husband wants me to do a dog while he watches me. I’ve told him no but the thought of being fucked by a dog has been on my mind for a very long time so I finally gave into him and he came home with a black lab. He said he was a trained dog and he was trained to be with women and he obeyed commands, he said the list of commands were on the night stand. On the stand was a hat with ears and the paper said the dog was trained so when he sees me wearing the hat he knows whats coming.

    About a week later my husband was away on business and I took the dog for a walk and seeing my neighbor out doing something in his front yard I said hi and he asked how im doing, then he asked if I was ok, I told him I was and why’d you ask? He said he had seen me and the dog in the garage yesterday and he asked if I had any problems with him knowing my secret and that we needed to talk about it. My head was spinning and I told him when I got back from the walk.

    As I walked I was thinking about what he told me and instead of it getting me mad at him it was turning me on the fact he watched me and the dog. I hadn’t been seen by my husband yet and I was going to give him a show when he got home from the business trip and was really looking forward to doing it for him. But I think I know what my neighbor wants. I was at his house and I said he should come over to my house in 30 minutes to talk about what he saw.

    I went to the bathroom and cleaned up and put on my bathing suit and went out to the pool. I was on the lounge catching some sun when I heard him in the yard he was petting sonny and telling him what a good dog he is.
    I asked if he wanted a cup of coffee and he said yes as I got up my top fell off and I didn’t pick it up I just let them hangout it made me feel very naughty and I wanted to feel like that. When I came back out I sat across from him and asked him what he had seen, he pulled a small bottle of whiskey and poured it in his coffee I told him I would love to have some he poured a generous ..(continue confession)

    This happened to me last July. I’m a closet exhibitionist, but I get easily embarrassed, so I only do it if I’m drunk and being encouraged. My husband, John, is usually the one that encourages me.

    We had a pool party at our house for the 4th of July. There was this guy there that is cute, J. My husband always knows when I think guys are cute cause I flirt, sometimes a little too much, but he likes it.

    Anyway, J and me were in the pool for a while drinking and the more we were flirting the more turned on I was getting. Finally J got out to get a drink and I swam over to John snd told him I was getting really horny. When J got back in the pool, John swam off and pulled the knot on my top. I was really buzzed and it took me a minute to realize J was staring at my boobs. I look down and the top was tied around me under my boobs but the part on my neck was undone and the loose part of the top was just floating. I’m a real blonde, so even though I’m tan, the parts of me that don’t get sun are really white. I felt myself blush and looked around, there were a lot of people staring at me and John was just smiling from the side of the pool. Even though I was embarrassed, I got really turned on. I laughed it off and put my top back on.

    We drank some more and J was staying really close since the incident. I was trying to get away from him so I could get John to sneak away and meet me in the bedroom for a quickie. J was getting really handsy and wouldn’t let me out of his sight. My chance came when J got out to get a drink for both of us and I saw John go in to the bathroom attached to the pool deck, that bathroom also connects to our bedroom. I slipped in to the bedroom and quick pulled off my bikini. I could hear him still in the bathroom. I jumped on the bed and mimicked the scene from the movie “Dirty Dancing” by saying “Oh lover boy”. I watch that movie like 100 times a years and John is sick to death of it. I did the one thing, I had only ever done for my husband and it took us 5 years of being together before I did. I began to play with myself.

    The door from the bathroom creeped open, I was laying back on full display. My body gets this hot tingly feeling before I cum and that’s what I was feeling. I heard someone say “Oh damn” which was not John. I looked up and it was J. I found out later that John was only walking through the bathroom. J went in right behind him.

    I was frozen. J said ”Don’t stop, I want it too”, he grabbed my legs and started going down on me. I could feel his tongue penetrating me and I felt so guilty. I didn’..(continue confession)

  • This happened to me last July. I’m a closet exhibitionist, but I get easily embarrassed, so I only do it if I’m drunk and being encouraged. My husband, John, is usually the one that encourages me.

    We had a pool party at our house for the 4th of July. There was this guy there that is cute, J. My husband always knows when I think guys are cute cause I flirt, sometimes a little too much, but he likes it.

    Anyway, J and me were in the pool for a while drinking and the more we were flirting the more turned on I was getting. Finally J got out to get a drink and I swam over to John snd told him I was getting really horny. When J got back in the pool, John swam off and pulled the knot on my top. I was really buzzed and it took me a minute to realize J was staring at my boobs. I look down and the top was tied around me under my boobs but the part on my neck was undone and the loose part of the top was just floating. I’m a real blonde, so even though I’m tan, the parts of me that don’t get sun are really white. I felt myself blush and looked around, there were a lot of people staring at me and John was just smiling from the side of the pool. Even though I was embarrassed, I got really turned on. I laughed it off and put my top back on.

    We drank some more and J was staying really close since the incident. I was trying to get away from him so I could get John to sneak away and meet me in the bedroom for a quickie. J was getting really handsy and wouldn’t let me out of his sight. My chance came when J got out to get a drink for both of us and I saw John go in to the bathroom attached to the pool deck, that bathroom also connects to our bedroom. I slipped in to the bedroom and quick pulled off my bikini. I could hear him still in the bathroom. I jumped on the bed and mimicked the scene from the movie “Dirty Dancing” by saying “Oh lover boy”. I watch that movie like 100 times a years and John is sick to death of it. I did the one thing, I had only ever done for my husband and it took us 5 years of being together before I did. I began to play with myself.

    The door from the bathroom creeped open, I was laying back on full display. My body gets this hot tingly feeling before I cum and that’s what I was feeling. I heard someone say “Oh damn” which was not John. I looked up and it was J. I found out later that John was only walking through the bathroom. J went in right behind him.

    I was frozen. J said ”Don’t stop, I want it too”, he grabbed my legs and started going down on me. I could feel his tongue penetrating me and I felt so guilty. I didn’..(continue confession)