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<title>Adult Confessions - Funny As Fuck</title>
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<description>This category is for confessing to things that are just plain 'ol &quot;funny as fuck.&quot; 

If it won't make us piss ourselves with laughter, it simply doesn't belong here. 

Knock yourself out you funny shit..</description>
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<title>Learned Her Lesson</title>
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<description><![CDATA["My ex wife fell on some hard times so I allowed her to crash with me for the past few months. There was tension because she had no desire to find a job and get back on her feet. I found out that during the daytime while I am at work she walks a few blocks away and hangs out at a run down apartment complex getting high. 

Last Friday after I got home we had a fight about it. Even though we are not "together" she tried to humiliate me by saying she gets high and fucks the black guy (dealer) beca..."]]></description>
<pubDate>October 27, 2026</pubDate>
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<title>We Still Laugh About It...</title>
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<description><![CDATA["When I was 14 my older sister was cool. When the parents were away she would let me bring my boyfriend over for sex. We had one specific sex act we did often. My boyfriend had a really big dick and I learned to deepthroat. He loved it! I would lay on my back and hang my head over the side of the bed. He would pin my arms down and fuck my throat. One time he got carried away and held it in my throat too long. I couldn't breath. I blacked out and went limp. He freaked out, ran out in the hallway b..."]]></description>
<pubDate>October 20, 2026</pubDate>
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<title>Office Blast</title>
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<description><![CDATA["I work in a medical field that is mostly women. My first job was working nights at a hospital. Single very attractive I am told I never had problems dating. I am definitely not the married type I know this my father was the same. Loved women loved variety. I’m definitely in shape found the gym at an early age and loved the rush   I had been working night a few weeks and had already been with a handful of women there. Yes some married some engaged some single. Funny how I’d have sex with them..."]]></description>
<pubDate>October 3, 2025</pubDate>
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<title>Thursday Night Football</title>
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<description><![CDATA["I have been seeing this older lady who lives down the street. Yes she’s married no kids yet. Not sure what her and her husband have going on but they argue constantly and of course since we have been booking up it’s gotten worse. I have friends over for Thursday night so she is usually gone by the time the game starts. I get home from work around 3 so we have a couple of hours to go at it. Stacy is a good looking blond pale skin nice ass big rack big hair type. Her attitude is blah but she c..."]]></description>
<pubDate>October 2, 2025</pubDate>
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<title>She Dealt With It</title>
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<description><![CDATA["When I was 17 I worked for my dad in his shop during the summer break or anytime really that I had multiple days off from school. I was in shipping helping out Melanie or Mel my dad’s shipping clerk. Very nice quiet Mexican lady in her late 20s. I had met her bf or husband and kid at the family picnic the previous year. Mel had no tits flat as a board with nipples. But she was cut and most of her weight was around her thighs and fat ass. She had a nice ass and she showed it off so we thought. ..."]]></description>
<pubDate>September 24, 2025</pubDate>
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<title>Can You Imagine Swallowing Over A Gallon Of Cum?</title>
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<description><![CDATA["I bet some of us have, I know I have for sure after reading about it. Average ejaculation volume is 1 teaspoon, 768 Teaspoons in a gallon, bet I did that in the first three years of our relationship and we have been together going on twenty two years married and I still give him plenty of BJ's swallowing every time. I lost a bet to him a few years ago, I thought for sure I was going to win, his prize for winning was a blow job anytime he wanted it for a months time. I kept count y'all, the man h..."]]></description>
<pubDate>September 20, 2025</pubDate>
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<title>That Feminine Smell</title>
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<description><![CDATA["So this is totally ridiculous, but true. My ex boyfriend once told me he could sometimes smell my pussy….not period pussy smell, but clean healthy fresh pussy smell, and that when it happened it drove him absolutely wild. I figured out it was usually if I had run or worked out but not yet showered (and I otherwise normally showered pretty much daily). 

Fast forward and he and I broke up and I’ve been in a rut date-wise.  So I decided what the hell.  When I’d go out to a bar alone (not wit..."]]></description>
<pubDate>September 19, 2025</pubDate>
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<title>Had No Clue But I Was Honest</title>
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<description><![CDATA["I sat at the bar with friends after work when I felt a tap on my shoulder. This pudgy guy I had never seen before. As I got off the bar stool after saying sure I stood up and towered over this guy. I followed him to a booth where it was away from the bar and sat down across from him and asked him what’s up who are you. I want you to stay away from my wife I know you to have been screwing each other and started in I tried to say something but her said to let him finish and got a little louder. ..."]]></description>
<pubDate>September 18, 2025</pubDate>
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<title>Her Choice</title>
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<description><![CDATA["It was a random Wednesday night Summer a good looking attractive marketing rep who I worked with headed to drinks with us. After all we were celebrating landing a very large account. I’m fit athletic half African American half Puerto Rican. I look more black then anything else but Summer that evening was having a good time and flirting. I had accepted a job after internship here and was on my 2 nd year. While it was a good job I had also had interviewed at a couple of different companies and o..."]]></description>
<pubDate>September 17, 2025</pubDate>
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<title>Talk Dirty To Me</title>
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<description><![CDATA["To begin with if you don't know who Billy Connolly is then go watch him on YouTube. He's a famous Scottish comedian and actor..of sorts. 
A few years ago i had a girlfriend who was a swinger and brought me into the scene.
                   We attended a few events and some private parties, these were generally held at someones home and for a select few players, and we were at such a party one evening.
                                                             The party usually starts with fol..."]]></description>
<pubDate>September 8, 2025</pubDate>
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