This is about a neighbor that lost her marbles a long time ago and continues to lose them every day. QuackQuack, I just can't help it she looks just like a middle aged human duck. OK, there might of been a time in the last few years that we tried to get along with her, but lately she has completely gone insane. She has had quite a few men (no, not a few... a couple hundred at least) in and out of her apartment and I wonder if she hooks to pay the bills. Whores gotta eat, too. OK, ok the reason I write this is: She lives a few houses down, and she is always outside minding everyone's business but her own. A Mrs. Olsen (Little House on the Prairie - sorry to insult such a sweet show) if you will. She has the face of Almonzo's sister/old maid school teacher-sorry to insult you, Almonzo's sis,picture a big fat bleached blondish glasses wearing rotten toothed pig.
The grossness of it all us that she wears shorts that are too short and when she sits outside, she shows her nasty self intentionally and on purpose. Cars drive by and gape in amazement that a grown woman has the plums to sit like that! Most people holler, "Close your legs, you're gonna draw flies", but she just sits there in all her disgusting glory and keeps flashing people and cars that go by. This weekend we are putting up a screen so she can't see us and we won't see her and we can sit outside in peace when we have company.