Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Our Man

Both my parents passed when I was young. My pregnant sister was able to convince a rich older man it was his. At the same time, she moved back in and took custody of me. When she heard she was having twins, she knew only a man would be able to provide. Dan was a single dad, in his 40s, and worked a blue collar job. A handy man, but he treated us well. He was smart, hard working, and helped us get back on our feet. We wanted to keep our parents home but it was small. Only two bedrooms, not enough to house two more twin babies, and his two sons. Dan struggled, he was stressed out finding us a new home and often slept on the couch so that me and my sister would sleep together. After a few weeks he couldn’t take it any more and proposed the three of us sleep in the same bed. It was big enough, my sister didn’t care. We never thought much until we realized how hot it could get sleeping together. We slept naked, from then on. That’s when I realized how a man’s cock looked, and how sleeping with a man felt. I was drawn to Dan more and more. Sometime he would soft poke me with his cock. Other times I could hear him and my sister slowly fucking. As her pregnancy got closer she started behaving colder and sleeping more. Dan would go days with a hard erection. Finally I mustered enough courage to touch him. It felt good, thick, hard, hot. I pulled his foreskin down slowly felt every ridge and groove of his cock. I thought he didn’t notice until one day I got home from school and he sat me down. Asked if I was virgin and apologized for putting me in a vulnerable position. He wanted to sleep on the couch again. I said no, I wasn’t even a virgin anymore. I didn’t care, I knew he was stressed and wanted to help. That night I gave him head under the covers while my sister was heavily snoring. It was hot, sexy and naughty. I laid between his thighs, he loved my eyes on him. I used both my hands but couldn’t fit him, being careful not too make much noise. He finished down my throat and I slept with his hard cock in between my thighs. The night after he asked if he could fuck me. I was scared, but my pussy craved him. Hard to say no when a huge cock is knocking in between your legs, spreading your pussy lips apart. He opened me up and pushed in slowly. An endless amount of cock was filling me up. I orgasmed and shook, he was stretching me out. We were making too much noise, we climbed out of bed and fucked in his car in the garage. Nasty sweaty sex, no one but us. He was careful not to cum in me, which usually meant a load down my throat. We avoided condoms to not leave a trace. When my sister was conceiving he fucked me anywhere he could. Even in her hospital room when she was asleep or showering. My sister knew, but she only cared that he would stay around long enough. We moved in to our new home recently and I no longer share him but he comes to visit me in college to give me a great fuck on the weekends.

  • Uncle's Helper (part 1)

    I grew up on a cattle farm in rural Montana with ultra conservative Christian parents, not the most fun for a kid who knew he was a raging queen since he was little lol. My life was all working the farm with my strict dad and going to school and church. And being a horny little fiend. Haha

    But, thankfully my school was behind the times and we had a tiny little computer lab without any blocked sites or anything and starting at 12 years old I would lie and say I was working on homework but really I was viewing all the gay porn my little heart desired. So I knew pretty early on how gay sex worked. And I knew whole hearted that I was a bottom. All I did was fantasize about sucking cock and getting fucked. I can't believe I got any work done around the farm as I was jerking off constantly in the barn or in the tractors or in the woods behind the house lol. Or how I could pay attention at school cuz I would stay up all night in my room sticking my fingers or markers or whatever else I could find up my ass. Teenage hormones are crazy, lol, it really was non stop.

    November 2003 (i was almost 14) my dad working in a pen by himself one morning got charged and beat up pretty bad by one of our young bulls. We didn't typically keep bulls on the farm but a neighbor wanted one for breeding and my dad promised to keep one on for him. Well this young bull broke most of my dad's ribs, his shoulder blade, his jaw, gave him a concussion, and fractured his pelvis. While my dad was in the hospital we had some neighbors and church people help around the farm but mom and dad knew we were going to need some longer term help, so when dad's half brother who lived in Pennsylvania called to see how he was doing they asked if he would be willing to come out. From what i heard his marriage was on the rocks so it was actually kind of good timing, they both liked the idea of him being half a country away.

    Well mom went and picked him up at the airport and I met my uncle for the first time. Where my dad was somewhat short, dark haired and scrawny, his brother 11 years younger than him looked pretty different being tall, well built and blonde. I was in love at first sight haha.

    They moved my baby sister into their bedroom on the other end of the house and moved my uncle into the room right next to mine. Our doors were right next to each other with him having to pass my door to get to our shared bathroom.
    Right away I started having fantasies of being with him. I didn't care he was my uncle. I never knew the man, he was a stranger. And a hot one at that. Or that he was an adult and I wasn't, I didn't care.

    I thought I was being subtle but in hindsight I can see I was pretty blatantly gushing around him and flirting hard, thankfully most of my interactions with my uncle were not around my parents haha. At first he seemed to just ignore me and be farm hand uncle but after a couple weeks he seemed to soften up and take some interest in me. I fantasized a million times how I would try and initiate something physical with him and some how my horny teenage mind came up with jerking off loudly every night with my door open as being the best one. But strangely enough it actually fricking worked, cuz one night as he was heading to the bathroom and I was naked and jerking it on my bed, he lingered there in the dim light of the hallway and watched me. Oh fuck yes! I came so hard. And then he went on to the bathroom and seemed to spend a long time in there.

    Then, like a dog showing up to the sound of a cheese wrapper, my uncle would show up at my door every night when he would hear me start moaning. Maybe the 4th night he started jerking off himself while he watched me. Me on the bed, him at the door, the light from the bathroom the only light. That night when I knew he was jerking it i got off the bed to come to him and he told me to get back on the bed and not come over. I was bummed but still happy to be doing that much with him. Since the ice had been broken I took to jerking off around him constantly. In the barn doing morning and evening chores, he would come around the corner to me furiously jerking it. He would linger a minute watching me but would always go back to chores soon after. It went on like that a week until I was talking his ear off the one weekend as he fixed a gate in the barn (I'm a very chatty person) and I basically straight up asked him to kiss me or show me how to kiss. And to my shock, he stood up and just started kissing me there in the cold barn. Ugh it was amazing! He smelled so good and was warm and I was literally swooning.

    I'm running out of space but there's lots more, I'll post a part 2.

    My Stepson

    My stepson and I have been having an affair for the last year. His father knows about it. Whenever these encounters happen, my heart races super fast and I feel this lustful primal feel all through my body. I've never felt like that with anyone but him. He turns me so fucking much.

    Because he's a virgin, he cums fairly quickly. We grind on each other aka dry humping. I want to build up his stamina. The longest we've gone is about 10 minutes. I get wet really quickly and cum hard fast but I want to help him last longer.

    I've had continuous fantasies about deep throating his dick. I want to swallow his hot white cum. I imagine sucking him off when I suck his father's dick. I want him to fuck my mouth and shoot his load down my throat. l want him to remember how I look when I'm sucking him off so when he's alone and horny he could jerk off to the thought of me. He's really careful when it comes to when we have these encounters. We have it sporadically and I wait for him to come to me. I love the anticipation and how it happens when I least expect it.

    I love the way we feel together. I get drunk off the lust I feel for him. I'm not ashamed about it anymore.

  • Ohhh I'm Horrible

    So long story short I have been sending my son nude pictures with a texting app and he has no idea it's me. I gave him a story about being one of his exs who just needs attention once in a while and he says I can text any time.

    When I first started texting him I just wanted to see how he would respond to a random number and maybe see what kind of stuff he would admit to doing..

    Now I am doing it for the excitement. I will never tell him it's me. But I cannot lie it turns me on like no other.

    Couldn't Stop Myself

    I always madee sure that My sister was home with me.i would check a make sure it was just us 2. I took all my clothes off. I opened the door All the way. With the door open all the way, anyone going downstairs or coming upstairs would automatically see what's going on in my room. I sit downfacing the door, of course. I am stroking my dick. I go very slowly. just enough to keep my dick hard. I don't know when or if my sister is coming out of her room. If I hear someone coming in the front door.i hurry up and close my door and get dressed. I'm hoping to hear my sister opening her door. She will have no choice but to see me jerking off.

  • The Nerve Is There, Can't Suppress It

    My older sister worked as a secretary for a multinational. Unknown to anyone she was in an affair with a married executive. He took her to a friend's river house. They died of carbon monoxide poisoning. She was pregnant. I was 13 at the time.

    My mother wasn't able to get over it, she swore up and down the lover intentionally took her there and it was a m****r suicide. A theory she still holds all these years. For me, I went into lockdown.

    Prohibited from dating, falling in love, leaving her side. The rest of my growing up years were miserable, punished for my sister's behavior. I wasn't out in the world until after college and the man I fell in love with, married executive. The love affair was hot, dangerous, open sex. Open in that another girl was invited. He liked bring loved on by two women at a time.

    It seemed that all those years of bring housebound, boomeranged. What my mother hated, was my destiny too. An older successful man, isn't that what we are supposed to look for? So what if he's married, I'm not jealous of her. Love child? Why not?

    I never accepted a long weekend at the beach, much less the hunting cabin. I had my love child and she's perfect. He's a good father, he told his wife about his love child, begged forgiveness. My mother? Well she's 'not happy' with my decisions, but she does have her grandchild.

    Wife And Sister-in-Law Shower

    My sister-in-law was over at our place helping my wife with some gardening. When they were done they went to have a shower together. Before I hear any water running my wife calls me and asks if I can grab some fresh towels that are still in the dryer. It took me a few minutes and by this time my wife and her sister had started their shower. I had seen my sister-in-law naked a few times before so it should have been no big thing when I walked into the bathroom to hang up the towels for them but this time it was a big thing. We have a glass shower so I could see them very clearly. They were soaping each others breasts up when I first walked in and it was very HOT to watch. I must have literally been drooling and didn't make a quick exit. My wife's hands were on her sisters breasts and her sisters hands on my wife's breasts. When they saw me I was thanked for bringing the towels. They continued soaping each other but had moved to some other areas and told me they were good for now and would let me know if they needed anything else, so I left.

    They are sisters, and are very close, but some areas I saw them touch would make you wonder what was going on. I wondered if they were putting a show on for me because my wife bent over with her ass pointed my way and her sister had her hand running up and own her ass crack and her pussy. Then my sister-in-law bent over the same way and my wife did the same to her and really got on there all in perfect view of me. Like I mentioned earlier, I had seen my sister-in-law naked before but never that part in such detail. My wife had pulled and held her pussy lips open when she was soaping her down there.

    My wife and her sister finished their shower and came out asking me if I liked their show. My wife said it was her idea to tease me and her sister agreed to go along with it. I admitted it was HOT to watch two HOT naked sisters with their hands all over each other.

    That was basically it for that day but her sister said maybe next time my wife and me can put on a show for her and tease her. My wife quickly replied that it would be more fun if her sister and me teased her and put on a big smile. Her sister said it would be interesting and fun but reminded her that I was her husband. My wife said she knows that and we could talk about it sometime.

    Mom's Boobs Again

    When was a kid, I was always fascinated by my mom's big boobs. As a young boy we would sometime bathe or shower together. I loved the feel of them and the size of her nipples as we would often wash each other. Sadly, around age 12-13 all this came to a stop, except for catching a good look when she was dressing or getting out of the shower or walking around braless. I spent more than a few nights stroking my hard young cock thinking of her big mature boobs.

    After high school I was able to get into an apprenticeship at the shipyard in Norfolk, VA. I was away from home for almost 18 months when I invited my mom to drive up from Georgia. I got a hotel room in Virginia Beach and we spent 4 nights there.

    We I saw my mom, she looked fantastic, after chatting a while she informed me that she had gotten a boob job about a year earlier and she had begun to workout. I reminded her of the times when we would bathe together and how I loved playing with her boobs and she just laughed. When we started to change for the beach, she was in the bathroom and called to me. When I looked in, she had on her swimsuit bottoms. but no top. She asked me what I thought of her boobs now. They were massive looking 36DD with no sag at age 40, and I couldn't believe when she took my hand and squeezed it against her boobs.

    We spent maybe 2 -3 hours at the beach She unsnapped her top and I would rub her down with lotion as she lay on her back. When we got back to the room and started to shower before dinner, she told me I could shower with her just like when I was a kid. After all those years, I was playing with her big wet, soapy boobs again.

    When we got out of the shower and were drying off, she saw my now hard cock swinging around. She took her hand and held my cock and balls, smiling as she checked me out. "Looks like this has also changed too since you were young" she laughed.

    We spent the next 4 days catching up on those younger days and she loved that I was not a kid anymore, but a man now.

    Sharing Is Definitely Caring

    My stepdaughter recently got divorced and as a kind of way of making her feel better, her mother asked me if I'd go round to her home and redecorate her living room, kitchen and hall stairs and landing.
    It took nearly three weeks because of my work commitments, and because throughout we were fucking.
    Right from day one Lucy was teasing me. She asked me if it was true I'd slept with a lot of women. When I said a few, she replied "My mum said you've slept with over eighty". Before I could reply Lucy added "And mum said it's because you've got a big one".
    The next day she mentioned she desperately missed sex and if I wasn't married to her mother, she'd definitely seduce me.
    Only a few minutes after she'd said this my wife messaged me this, and I've kept it as proof "Hi, can you make sure Lucy's well and truly looked after. She deserves a man right now".
    Her husband had cheated on her, hence the divorce, but it wasn't with another woman.
    As soon as I got the message Lucy shouted for me to help her upstairs. I walked up expecting to move something or other, but instead entered her bedroom when she said "I'm in here" to find my stepdaughter totally naked and playing with her pussy.
    For the rest of the afternoon we tongued, sucked and fucked one another.
    Lucy is twenty nine, slim and has a beautiful pussy and arse. Her breasts are small, but I've always been a leg and arse man, so seeing her naked that day, trust me my cock became rock hard immediately.
    We fucked, took a break to have a drink, then fucked again and again.
    I'm not sure how many times my stepdaughter orgasmed on my tongue and cock, but she like myself was sexually exhausted by the time I left to drive home.
    All my wife said was "Lucy's just messaged. She said you really know how to look after her".
    I've since read other messages between them, and I never thought women went into so much detail about what they did during sex, especially with their mother.
    Each day I went round to decorate we had sex. Sometimes it was just Lucy sucking on my cock, or me spending time to devour her gorgeous pussy and arsehole. But mostly we fucked like teenagers and I soon learned that my stepdaughter is a real dirty bitch in bed, or anywhere else for that matter.
    One evening as I was clearing up out in her back garden, she walked out, knelt on the garden bench and lifted her short skirt.
    I fucked Lucy from behind not caring if her neighbours saw us, and apparently one did.
    The last weekend I was there, my wife suggested I stay over. I hadn't seen the messages by then, but I was pretty sure my wife Lucy and I were fucking. That's because she said as I left to drive over to her daughters home "Save some for me on Sunday night".
    Lucy and I have had sex several times since, and later today she's visiting us. Her mother has asked me not to say or do anything 'nauhty' with Lucy in our home, but she did say "It'd be nice if you and Lucy drove down near the river later".
    I know full well what she meant, as my wife and I would often have sex in the car by the river when we were dating. It's a secluded spot and I would spend ages tonguing out Lucy's mum before we fucked.
    I know Lucy will eventually find another guy, she's too beautiful not to. But until then I'm going to look after her mothers daughter every chance I get.

  • I Want To Fuck My Mom

    I think the title is fairly clear, I’ve been at this site for a while but this is my first confession.

    I want to fuck my mom so damn badly. She and my dad divorced when I was a kid and I have stayed with her since, and ever since I can remember she has gone out every weekend and most fridays and saturdays she brings some drunken guy who reeks of smoke with her. When I was a kid I didn’t really get what was going on but for the last few years I’ve jerked off to the sound of my mom getting fucked by a random stranger in the other room.

    The fact that at least half the guys she brings home are only a couple of years older than me annoys me, because that means that my age is not the issue, just blood. Her body isn’t what it used to be? But she made her breasts a few years ago and they’re like a big reminder of the fact that anyone seems to be able to touch them and fuck her, but me. I’m a virgin and the fact that she will fuck anyone but me makes me both depressed and turnes on. I’ve been thinking of getting her drunk at home and see what I can get out of it, but something keeps stopping me