Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Three Brothers Bangfest

My mother’s youngest sister has always had a reputation of being a wild child a black sheep. Turns out she lived in Belize for quite awhile and just now shows up on our doorstep. Mom’s letting her stay with us, so far it been four weeks. Gotta say she is hot, hot, hot. She’s thirty years old and myself and my two brothers, one my identical twin at sixteen and my older brother eighteen are acting like love struck dumb fucks. She got my bedroom down the hall with me moved to my dad’s office couch. Everyone else is on the second floor. So anyway, I had to take a leak second night of her stay, went down the hall, past her room, took a piss and on my way back her bedroom door was now open a foot. She was nude on her belly on the bed, her open legs facing the door fully exposed. Her fingers were working her clit. I stood there and watched, who the fuck wouldn’t?! I watched her until she finished and I retreated to my room. I whacked off big time. So okay the next night I made sure to do it again at the same time. Again the door closed going to the washroom open when coming back. This time she’s on her back facing the door looking right at me while she’s workin her c**t with her fingers. I watched, pulled my dick out and whacked off right there in the hall. She quietly said for me to come in, I did and we fucked. We fucked every night until one afternoon she took my brother by the hand into her bedroom and fucked him thinking it was me! All three of us are now fucking her! We’re going to hate it when she leaves dude.

  • Daughter Confession

    My step-daughter is an open lesbian these days, and it's not uncommon for us to hang out and drink like guys. Every once in awhile she'll confess something that leaves me shaking my head, but she recently admitted something that really pissed me off, and I couldn't let on.
    In her late teens she looked like Gwen Stefani from the No Doubt days, and she was fucking fit! Six pack abs and absolutely hot, and I'll admit that she was kind of a secret obsession, but I'd never actually go there. Still, I caught her doing things she shouldn't have been doing, and being the authoritive Dad (and a perve), I'd do the occasional room and laptop checks to make sure she was "behaving".
    Fifteen years later and two PCs ago, I find out that not only did she know I was checking her laptop, but she was a major pornhound who LOVED recording and posting her own porn, and hid them in a hidden folder buried on MY PC, because, "Why would I search my own computer?"
    She was using MY computer for all her own kinky sh!t.

    That fucking bitch was hiding EVERYTHING I wanted to see two feet away!!!

    Caught Me Niece

    Will keep this short.

    Easter weekend at my sisters outside drinking by the fire. I go inside the house and on my way in I see I light on in the laundry room window so I go look and what do I see? My 18 year old niece Sydney on her knees sucking her boyfriend’s cock. I’m was shocked but at the same time wanted to watch… so I did just that. I watched her for about 2 to 3 minutes inhale a cock and what happened at the end? That’s right she let him cum on her face. They both came back out to the fire sat down and just carried on with the night. Oh to be young again.

  • This Is Part 2 Of One Of My Life Adventures. I Hope You Like The Tale

    .posted part 1 a while ago . After partying for a few days straight. I made sure my wife's mom was going to get a very good look at my cock, accidentally, of course. She definitely saw my dick. I pretended to get my feet tangled up with the towel I walked out to get a beer. I tripped myself and my other hand out of her line of sight. I undid the towel as I was falling. I landed at her feet. My dick was fully hard and wouldn't stop twitching. I took for ever to get up. Making sure that I pointed my cock at her mom. I finally jumped to my feet. I almost hit her chin with my dick. I was that close. I'm very sorry that happened. I have been drinking for a few days now. I couldn't keep my balance. I'm still naked the whole time I was talking to her. I had to put my hand on my dick because it was twitching like crazy. As soon as I went back to the room she was gone. I put shorts and a shirt on. I came back. You are a fucking idiot for doing that. My mom's probably going back to my aunts right now and tell them what you did. You better come up with a really good reason for you taking out your cock for my mom. You almost hit her with your dick. Yeah that was a close call. She knows that you set her up most likely. Why do you think that? You didn't look at your dick before you thought of falling down and flashing my mom? I said no why? Look, pointing at me. The head of your dick is almost purple. She knows what you did. I will call her later and explain to your mom. We were having some alone time when she called. That's why I am purple. 3 days later, her mom knocked on the door. She didn't call or anything.. she sat down . I don't know why you did that. You were so blatenly obvious about it. Taking so long to get your feet untangled. Then standing in front of me. Naked with your dick at my face. I thought you were going cum all over me. You should have looked at your cock before coming up with that bullshit. I want to see the video you have of the whole thing. My wife said. Mom we don't have any videos or pictures. I will go and tell everyone what you both did to me. If I don't see it now. OK mom ok. It's just a real short video. Her mom is watching as I go down and my dick come out. What were you supposed to do when you got up and held your cock at my face? I was supposed to jerk off and hope you would stay and watch me .well,what are you waiting for? Your gonna finish now, get on with it. I will tell our family and yours if you don't get your cock out and finish. Mom,you can't be serious? You both didn't care how I would feel. You just forced your dick on me to look at. And you took a video.. You both are going to let me watch you . I'm gonna leave 1 minute and no one will ever want to see either one of you. OK, we are getting naked mom see .no I don't see. I said naked not underwear. Start by easing his dick out and blow him. Now, let's see you suck some dick. Turn towards me. I tap my wife's head, she's got her phone on video. This is really exciting, and weird at the same time. Your mom is filming you sucking my dick. We need to get closer to your mom , for a good video. OK, you sit down on his dick facing me. I want your legs wide open. I want to see your pussy opening up and slide down on his dick. But not here. We go to the bedroom. We are naked in the bedroom. My wife is about to slide on my dick. Is this what you want mom. You are watching your daughter fuck her husband. Her mom is just making her video. She hands me the camera. Keep filming us. Don't you dare stop. Her mom is taking her clothes off. What the hell is wrong with you mom? You take the camera from your husband and let me try. Her mom climbs on the bed and faces my wife. My wife was watching her mom make my dick disappear in her pussy and back out and disappeared. She was going crazy bouncing on my dick. I will be Cumming real soon. I shot cum on my wife and her mom's face. Hair, and it's on the video. We rewound a little bit. You can. See all of us in the. After her mom cleaned up. I will be tomorrow. ou are going to make an intruder video. My daughter and her mother are tied up and fucked. Mom, we can't make videos and sell them. Someone who knows us will see myself and our mom , fucking her daughter and son. . Don't worry about that. I told my wife. Your mom isn't going to blackmail us. She just wants to play too. Her mom was going crazy. She had her legs open and played with her pussy. You have to come and lick your mom's pussy. I will lick yours. What? Mom you can't. I have never licked another woman's pussy before. You will like her mom said.. lick my pussy first 1 minute. If you don't like. You are done. Your brother will do it. For a few weeks her mom would come over and make a different video with her daughter and her husband. My wife found out she really liked eating pussy. Especially with cum in from her brother. Another life adventure. I hope you enjoy it. Mydick.
    I AM 0104HRM!

    We Are Lost And We Know It.

    I spent this past weekend at my father-in-law's house with my wife and kids, her sister, and family. My older sister-in-law is only a few years older than me, while my wife is almost 10 years younger. While all three have well-built and equipped bodies, the older one, let's call her Sofia, has the most attractive and voluptuous body of all three. She might be around 5'5" and 180 pounds, of which I'm sure that 80 pounds are strictly ass. She has a very small waist, thick thighs, white skin with pink lips. Being black myself, of course, I couldn't resist her thick white curves.

    Sonia is so quiet, dedicated to her family, and a true example of a good mother, sister, and wife. But I did come to know that her love life was rather withering than flourishing. I have always been extra nice to her, just in case in the future I could fall under her grace, and she might be kind enough to share some affection.

    A night ago, we were all drinking and having a good time until, one by one, each of the adults excused themselves and went to bed, leaving only Sofia, her middle sister "Gene," her husband, her father, and myself. All were slightly tipsy, but we wanted more drinks and had to go to the store for a refill, so I volunteered to go get more drinks. My father-in-law suggested I go with Sofia so I would not go alone.

    She gladly accepted, and we departed. I have to say that the drive to the store is easily 10-12 miles, of which at least 4 miles are dark countryside. We chatted for a bit while finishing the remaining drinks in our cups. At some point, I just stopped the car and said that I needed to say something, to which she replied, "If whatever you are saying doesn't end with a kiss, I don't want to hear it."

    I told her that I had been having a difficult time hiding the fact that I was not entirely involved, that I love her sister, but she drives me crazy. I confessed that I can't stop thinking about having her every single time, whether at her home or at a family event, all the time.

    She asked if I was really serious, if I really liked her like that. She said it had been a long time since anyone looked at her the way I did, and that she knew I looked at her like prey all the time, and she loved that, she loved feeling desired more so adding that it was her own sister's husband. She said that she had never been with a black guy before and she was willing to find out, we kissed and I felt my dick growing by the inch trying to find its way out of my pants, which she gladly assisted in freeing it from his fabric jail, she kneeled and took my dick in her moth, she was hungry, she had my dick all cover in spit, my balls dripping and I could only hear the slurp of her mouth eating each inch of hard cock.

    I couldn't be patient I had to taste her pussy, so I picked her up and laid her down in the back seat with her legs spread, I can't recall of a time where I ate pussy with such of dedication, I want in it, I kissed her lips, bit them, tongued her whole and drank her juices, I play with her little asshole and I told her that one day it would be mine, she said that one day could be now, but we had little time, so I ended up jamming my cack all the way up in her belly, we fucked like there were 15 minutes left for the world to end, we ended bottom naked, outside of the car, fucking backshots on the trunk, I told her that I could hold it any longer, she begged me to shoot my load in her womb, so I did. I came in my sister-in-law's pussy in the middle of the road while his sister, father, and in-laws waited for us.

    We got back with the booze, happier than usual. Nobody suspected anything, and we continue to have a nice relationship like we did before.
    The only difference is that every now and there, there is a little ass smacking, dick grabbing, and the occasional fuck sessions when I have to run an errand to her house or we are left alone for few minutes.
    She said that Gene might suspect something but she never had a black dick either."

  • Love It Rough

    My husband went down in London yesterday (Saturday) to watch his football team play.
    He left very early in the morning to catch a train down to the capital.
    As soon as he left, I messaged someone my husband knows very well as I was extremely horny.
    He was round at our home half an hour later, and within minutes I was enjoying his beautiful cock in my mouth.
    We spent the rest of the morning indulging in lots of oral sex and him fucking me in various positions.
    I climax easily, so by the time he'd cum in my arsehole, fucking me from behind, I'd orgasmed at least a dozen times.
    We had a break after showering together, then I made him brunch.
    After we'd eaten, he fixed our kitchen sink (What he told his wife he was calling by for), but as he did so, I couldn't resist getting his cock out and sucking on it.
    He fucked me over our kitchen table in a very rough quick session.
    Even though it didn't last long, he still made me climax twice before he came deep inside of me.
    I wanted him to stay, but he said he couldn't as his wife would get suspicious.
    However later last night with my husband telling me his train home was delayed, I persuaded him to call round again.
    If the earlier sex we had was rough, then what he had us doing last night was pure dominance.
    From the minute he arrived to him leaving an hour later, the sex was incredibly sordid and very dominant.
    I loved it all, a far cry from the vanilla sex my husband enjoys.
    Don't get me wrong here, I've tried so many times to get my husband to indulge in the kind of sex I want and need, but he just doesn't find it a turn on.
    So last spring I invited a man round who I absolutely knew liked fucking younger women hard.
    And we've been having an affair since then.
    It's not always easy or convenient, so when we do get to fuck (It's definitely not love making) it's usually quick, rough and dirty sex. Just how I love being fucked.
    When he left last night with my pussy and arsehole were still quivering from the pounding and orgasms he'd fucked me to, and in a first, he kissed me with a kind of passion he's never done before.
    As he left, he asked me to tell his son, his team were lucky to win.

    Benefits Of Being A Brother Lover

    Me and my brother have ben having sex since we knew how to. It just seemed natural as we were always pretty close and it evolved naturally from kissing and exploration into a way of relaxing or de-stressing after school.

    It's also a great way to have more sex than anyone in my friend group without being called a slut or a whore. I love anal, my partner hates it, so I get it with my bro. His wife hates giving blowjobs but they turn me on, so I give him them all the time.

    I don't get what the big taboo is about it honestly - we're both adults and can make our own decisions. Neither of us forced the other and we use appropriate contraception when we fuck.

    I mean ill try and answer questions if you have any but really, what's the big deal?

    My Loving Sister

    When I was 15, I finally had my first real GF and we were sexually active. We were constantly making out whenever we had the chance and she was giving me hand jobs and then blowjobs. I was in teenage heaven, until out of the blue she dropped me for another guy.

    I really took it hard and was moping around for weeks. Every time I saw the two of them together, it hurt that much more., Both my Mom and my sister tried to console me, but losing my first real love felt like I had lost everything worthwhile in my young life.

    One night when my parents were out, I was laying in bed in my darkened room. I had my hand in my underwear rubbing my hard cock and I heard my Sister say " What are you doing in here in the dark" ? I replied that I was just chilling out and she came in and sat on the edge of my bed. She said "Are you still hung up on Maria" ( the Ex GF).

    My sister and I talked about the breakup and she started with the " More fish in the sea" talk. There was just enough light filtering in from the hallway for her to see I had my hand in my boxers. She asked me if Maria and I had been sexually active and I told her we were and that was the part I missed most.

    My Sister put her hand on my hand and started to squeeze it as my cock stood up hard. She asked me how far the two of us had been sexually. I admitted that I loved it when Maria gave me blowjobs. Then she pulled down my shorts and massaged my hard cock. She layed down beside me with her head down around my waist and took my cock in her mouth.

    She bobbed her head up and down and as I stated to tense up, she whispered " Relax little brother". She gave me a nice slow blowjob and I pumped a huge load of cum in her mouth and she almost gagged.

    What started out as a "sympathy" blowjob from my 18 year old sister turned into full blown sex until she went off to college. She was my first real piece of pussy and I quickly forgot about Maria....

    Sister

    I found naked pictures on my sisters phone. wow she has wonderful round boobs for a 47yo. i would love to touch them and suck on her nipples.

  • I Can't Control My Desires For Him

    A couple of months ago I got home early from work to find my step son fucking his girlfriend from behind on our sofa.

    I must have stood there a good two to three minutes watching him thrusting into his girlfriend before they noticed me.

    I made out I'd literally just entered the house, as they hurriedly got dressed. But as my step son pulled his jogging bottoms on, he made sure I saw his pussy cream covered glistening cock first.

    The look we shared was pure lust both ways, and we both knew it.
    When his girlfriend left, my stepson asked me how long I'd been stood there. When I lied, he said "No you weren't just there. You'd been watching us fuck for some time. I saw you in the mirror".

    Before I could say anything he added as he pulled his semi hard cock out "I bet you want some of this too".
    I didn't get chance to say or do anything further as his father pulled up on the driveway.
    We both acted like nothing had happened and I went to have a shower.

    Since then knowing in my head if my stepson, who's twenty by the way, wanted me sexually, I would have let him fuck me. And since then he's not stopped flirting with me.
    Only last week he left his bedroom door open and brazenly masturbated as I walked past his room.

    In eight days time his father will be going away on business for five days.
    My step son has already stated he's going to fuck me when his father's not around.
    I told him it's not happening. But I don't trust myself as I'm now constantly thinking about his young fit body and his gorgeous looking cock.