Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

I know I brought this whole situation on myself but the fact of the matter is that Helen has a big mouth. Two years ago I moved into a apartment building and lived on my own for the first time. I was 22 and the youngest in the entire building. Helen is my next door neighbor and just turned 56 three weeks ago. She was always kind to me right from the start but also pushy and at times obnoxious. She is extremely heavy and always wears those ugly house coats. For some reason she seemed to like me right away more than I wanted her to. I work everyday during the week and she soon began fixing me meals and snooping into my personal life. She gave me a key to her apartment and insisted I give her my key which I reluctantly did. One day I came home from work and all my dirty clothes were washed and stacked on my bed. I thanked Helen for doing it then also realized she cleaned and vacummed my apartment. I told her it wasn't necessary but she claimed it gave her something to do since was alone and on SS disability. To an extent she began to spoil me. I never had dirty dishes or dirty clothes and my apartment was always clean. She would bring me a dinner a few nights a week or leave me a note that she put a platter in my fridge. She made cookies, cake and pie and treated me better than my mother ever did. After only a few months she began coming into my apartment in the evenings. At first she would knock before unlocking my door but before I knew it would just walk in on me, several times while in my underware and once when I was naked. I guess I was embarrased about it but she would just grin at me encouraging me to feel comfortable around her. She knew my girlfriend and I had broken up and kept asking me questions about it even asking me how our sex life was. I didn't want to talk about it but Helen was relentless and I did begin telling her personal things she had no right asking me about. Things not only about my x girlfriend but also about my family. She is the type of woman who can be intimadating and since she is so much older than me I think I let her intimadate me to an extent. She would just walk in on me once or twice a week to bring me things and got to where I never knew when she would come into my apartment. I wanted to get my key off of her but she treated me so well I think I felt to bad to ask her. She was sweet and kind but also became very dominating and careing for me as though I were a child. Aside from doing my wash she even ironed my work shirts and I no longer had socks with holes. The only times I didn't see her was on weekends when she went to her sisters house.

Seven months or more had gone by and by that time she saw me in my underware so many times it didn't bother me anymore. I thought to myself a few times and worried that she wanted me like a boyfriend which she didn't. She rarely walked in on me two nights in a row but one night she walked in and I was in my bedroom masturbating. I didn't hear her come in and I had just ejaculated and realized she was standing in my doorway. Now I was completely embarrassed even more than the time she saw me naked. She only grined at me and said she would take the platter to the kitchen for me. I put shorts on and didn't know what to do or say to her. When I walked into the kitchen I found myself starting to apoligize to her, when it really wasn't my fault she saw me jerking off. Then she half heartedly apoligized to me but also telling me it was ok for me to do that since I didn't have a girlfriend. She then went on to say she hoped I didn't mind her coming in and being her friend. She went on a long speal telling me of her loneliness and that the only other friends she had was her sister and the people in our building. She sheepishly told me she like seeing me undressed and that she had no sex life at all and only masturbated herself. Not leaving very much alone she also said she enjoyed seeing my penis and especially liked watching me masturbate. She had been standing watching me longer than I had relized at the time. I admit I was speechless and she just kept talking, finally asking me if I objected to her coming in my apartment as often as she did. Helen was giving me an opening to say I did object but without thinking about it I told her she was always welcome. Thats all she needed to hear and her visits became even more frequent.

It was a few weeks later when she caught me masturbating again, only this time I was already finished but still naked. Like I said before she saw me in my underware almost all the time but that was only the third time she had seen me naked. She only gave me a grin again and said she was sorry she didn't come in sooner. I just looked at her in amazement and then asked her if she liked seeing me naked and liked watching me masturbate. I put a towel around me and we went into the kitchen. As soon as we sat down she told me I was a slim handsome guy and that she never gets a chance to see a man naked or especially see a man playing with himself. She said she wishes I would be naked more often and then asked to see my penis again. Now I know this makes me sound like an exibitionist but I stood up and took the towel away letting her see me nude. All she said then was thank you. I have never had any sexual interest in her and still don't but find it fascinating that a woman like her could be so bold as to ask me to expose myself. Before she left she asked if she I could be naked sometimes when she comes over and for whatever reason, I agreed to it. I no longer felt embarrassed about her seeing me nude and perhaps thought of it as a compliment as rediculous as that may sound. I seldom went out during the work week and began being naked almost every evening even when Helen didn't come in. When she did it was obvious she was pleased when I was naked. It did feel strange for a month or so but I began enjoying her looking at me. My penis is only average at best and I guess it made me feel more confident of myself by the way she kept looking at me. At first I didn't get erections often but after a short time I started getting them often. I said things to her referring to my penis size and she always reassured me that I was normal. She no longer left platters in my fridge but would bring them in and heat them up for me. I even eat naked sometimes and she would sit talking to me as I did. It was last December the first time she asked me to masturbate in front of her. She did see me twice before but not when I knew she would be watching me. The first time I knowingly jerked off in front of her I was standing up but after that I would lay on my bed and do it. With no sexual feelings for her it did stimulate me just having her watch me. What I thought would be humiliating has become more of a turn on for me. Thursday evening February 3, 2011 is the first time she mastubated me and simply asked me if she could. I don't know how much experience she has had but I have never been jerked off as well as she does it. She put baby oil on her hands and not only held my penis but also held my scrotum and brush her finger along my anus up to the bottom of my testicals. She masturbates me once or twice a week now always asking my permission. Other times she just likes watching me masturbate myself. She never touches herself and has never taken her clothes off or exposed herself in any way. I know she is embarrassed about her body and has told me so ..(continue confession)

  • The other day one of my girlfriends called me up and she was screeming on the phone.when she calmed down she told me theres a web site that has me on it and im totally naked.I told her it wasnt me but she said i would have to see for my self.Now im only 14 yrs old and ive never been naked in front of a boy or anyone.when I looked up the web site I almost died.there were all kinds of pics of me naked doing thing that I only do when Im alone.danceing and streching nude in my room.Theres even short movies of me getting dressed and undressed.I mean these movies were like the person was close by.In one clip Im kinda playing with my self I dont remember doing it but its like up close U can see like both my asshole and my pussy hole Sorry for the language but I dont no any other way to say it.This person knew what he wanted to see all the clips were when I was naked and u can see my boobs and pussy.the grossest one i spread my self open I meen open too.i cant beleave that million of boys and horny old guys r seeing this web site.i am afaid to go out side or to school because I no that all the boys at school are going on that site and seeing me naked and opening my croch like a porn star.I didnt tell my mom and the house next store has lots of apartments in it so I cant tell who did it.I cant beleave that someone would tape a 14 yr old girl naked and put it on the net i thought u had to be 18 to post pics on the net but i guess not I flaged it but it is still there what do I do

    I like to think I'm an understanding person. I'm quiet, I don't live in filth and I try to be as courteous as I can. However,

    I have lived in this apartment for two years now. Everything was quiet until five months ago. Somehow the people upstairs smuggled their kid into this country after having their parents raise it for the first three years of its life. This FUC*ING Muppet runs around stomping its hooves as hard as it can. After complaining to the super about this five times, I put a crack in the ceiling from smashing my fists into it, trying to let them now that this is bullshit.

    But if that wasn't enough, the smell of their cooking is now coming through the floor. I don't care who you are, 24 hour curry stink is the worst. They must not have cooked for two years because I never had this problem with them before. Now the smell is unbearable. It's getting into my clothes and furniture. I came home from work today and almost lost it. I'm ready to kill that family of three. I'm not kidding, I mean triple homicide. I had the super come into my suite and they couldn't believe the smell. I might be able to move to another suite in the building to get away from this shit. I really hate these neighbors as they just don't get it. They FUC*ING stink. I can't wait to see them lose their damage deposit when they move because they have ruined the entire suite. Stupid assholes.

  • So I know HATE is a strong word and if need be it should be used lightly. But I hate my Neighbor. She is a 52 year old women that looks like a man. And that lives by herself and her stupid dog belle. My husband and I have given her a special name SEA HAG even though her name is Veronica that is what we call her.

    It all started out by her putting shit on our door of out apt. Such as cottage cheese,chicken wing bones,and a cupcake spatted on out door. Then she started to draw with Black Marker on my white car and putting eggs inside of the car. Nice right.

    Well so we got sick of it and I confronted her in the hallway of the apt. And she started to swear and call me names for no reason. It is like this women is insane or has lost it. I know people have told me to catch her on video so I can prove to people this is her. But I never seem to catch her she is dame good she must do this stuff in the a.m time when I am sleeping. I don't know I cant handle this no more.

    I have dealt with my neighbors for 5 years now and i knew i would hate them since day one. Tiny street their house is across from ours. All i can say is low class nosy ass piece of trash!!!! I think they are deliberately trying to get on our nerves because they have nothing better to do and it makes them feel important being the low lives that they are im sure they have nothing else to look forward to. its pathetic!! every day in the morning when everyones asleep the asshole revs his motorcycle up and down one street at least 20 times per day for 3 weeks hell take like one week off and do it all over again..really, you cant take your ass somewhere else with your transportation? i couldnt wait for the day that he ate shit. they think they are intimidating. his wife or whore rather is a fat illegal mexican foreign whore who just stays home all day talking to her dog like a whore. she wants everyone to hear her having sex. i cant even bring my boyfriend around when she sees me with my boyfriend she makes moaning sounds because shes a perverted 40 year old fat jealous WHORE!!!! her voice is so irritating what a good for nothing low down skeezer.i want everyone to thank god that these bastards arent your neighbor!! devoted to making bringing everyone down because they are obviously disgusted with themselves that they feel the need to disgust everyone around them,its like a plague that you cant get rid of.

  • nuff said

    I absolutely -LOATH- my plebian, common as muck, drunken neighbours!

    These revolting creatures lack intelligence, wouldn't be able to find the meaning of the word decency in a dictionary if it were highlighted in bright neon yellow! And probably think scratching their backsides with a twig while burbing at the same time, is the height of sophistication!

    They argue constantly, call each other 'delightful' names and throw their sordid pasts at each other to score cheap points and as a result we have heard every filthy thing we possibly can in connection with their sad, empty,cheap booze filled joke of a life!

    They have now been served a notice after we wrote to our local MP and involved the local enviromental health team and the low life scum are now spreadig malicous rumours about us in a pathetic tit for tat campaign, that has been spotted for what it is by other neighbours who are also sick to the back teeth of them. There's just the one old hag who has sided with them as she is as nasty as they are and, like them, is not so popular with the longer standing resisdents, and 'needs' them on side- old trout!

    They are seriously overweight, smoke like stinking chimneys, eat fried garbage and drink, drink, and drink some more...always the cheap stuff. They have a reputation for living in the local 'dirt cheap' pub and causing trouble.

    We have heard them spouting their verbal sewage up until the early hours of the morning, this includes our daughter. She has been introduced to words that, frankly, make MY hair curl!!

    These cretins are in their 60s! She calls him a peadophile more often tha not and accuses him of fancying his own daughter. Now if that's true, why the hell is she with him??! If it isn't, why the hell does he stay with someone who says such things to him -SICK!! She has made threats to have him beaten up and killed! Goads him about not being able to perform as a man, despite having a stash of Viagra (YUCK!) they haven't been intimate for five years, from what we have heard her whe she's complaining! Mid you, if you saw the ugly so and so's, you wouldn't touch them with a twenty foot pole!

    I want them out! I want them gone! Even though we are getting the place soundproofed! Thankfully they live beneath us, so I like the fact that we are above them, and we are in every sense of the word!

    Cheap, nasty, stupid, ugly pieces of excrement they are!

    *PHEW! I feel better for that! Hah! ;)

    The people across the street drive me nuts! The mom, in her 30's, sits on her fat ass all day not watching her kids. There isn't a day that goes by that they aren't out in the street with cars driving by! The kids pick on my kid on the bus and when he goes after them off the bus they scream like bitches! They have used a stick to beat on my five year old. I ran after them and their mother was confronted but didn't care. They tell their mother they don't have to listen and she does nothing about it. They throw sodas into the neighbors pool and the mother said she couldn't do anything with them being wild! I blasted the father last week and told him I would kick his, his wifes, and his kids asses if they step foot in my yard again. I told him DSS would be investigating him since his kids are ALWAYS in the street! They even play on the roof of SUV's and the parents are inside not wathching!!! These kids are only six and seven, not old enough to be alone so what the hell are they thinking??? The fat bitch tried to start shit with my husband but won't say a word to me cause she knows I'll kick her sorry fat lazy ass! We have lived in our home for 10 years, we own it. They have been renting for the last year so they need to get the fuck out! I'm so sick of hearing little boys scream like girls! I'm sick of having to dodge kids when I pull into my neighborhood cause their mother is to fat and lazy to watch their sorry asses! One of these days, very soon, I'm going to throw down with her. Of course my husband knows I can take her but he is affraid she will sit on me! LOL!! And to top it off the yard looks like shit! We live in a very nice area and the homes have great value but they, RENTERS, are bringing down the values! I swear they only do yard work once a month and that can't happen in the South! They are freaking trash trying to live in a nice house! Perhaps if they would stop having kids that they don't even take care of the mother would get some fat off and get a freaking job and move away! And next time her kids say anything there will be an ass cuttin for the little twits!

    When I was 15 I lived in a trailer park and had a lot of friends there. I would sneak out almost every night and go chill with my buddies. My room was at the end of our trailer so it was easy to sneak out lol. The neighbor across the street was my mom's friend who worked as a bartender at a club. One night I was sneaking out my window when a car drove by slowly then stopped, "Dan" that you? I walked over to her car and said I was just looking at the stars. She smiled and said I was lying, she made me go in her trailer and make a deal. I sit on her couch and she sits next to me. She was a thicker women, 5"9 195 lbs blond hair blue eyes, she wore tight blk pants, a white polo, and a worn pair of leather doc Martins with tan knee high nylons. She said she wont tell my mother I sneak out if I worship her feet after work every night for 6 months. I agreed and she said great! Lay down with ur head between my legs, she unlaced her boots and laughed lol! My feet get so sweaty and stinky in these 2 year old docs, she pulled off both boots and said "aahhh finally my feet can breath after 12 hours of no airflow lol.

  • I live in a piece of shit apartment in Anaheim,CA. AND I HATE MY NEIGHBORS !!!! THEY ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE THAT HAVE EVER WALKED THE FACE OF THE Earth ( No offense to the Earth ). It like tract housing so there is no one below or above me. The guy next is some type of Gangsta that claims to be this FUCKEN BIG SHOT. He sits outside at fucken 2am in the morning and brags about what he has done over the years. Five finger discounts and Fucking Up a lot of people. And he is demanded to be called LOBO. (The Mexican Wolf). The other day I was walking to my car and he has the nerve to ask me if he could borrow my car because he was running late for night and needed a car. I told him to get lost and he told me that he didn't know who the FUCK I was messing with. I just told him that I didn't care who the FUCK I was messing with and get the fuck away.

    The People across the way their kids are jackasses. They have a 12-year old and he is the stupid kid ever playing in the middle of the street and not giving a care what or who comes down the street. Their is a two-year-old that won't stop crying because she is either autistic or just a spoiled brat. But the thing is that the family thinks that when she crying they think it's funny. She dose the most when she is home with her Grandpa and this guy is a BITCH. He hits he and tell her to shut the FUCK UP in Spanish. Next door to them is a lady that totally just neglects her kids. She has 4 kids and she decides she needs a break so she leaves them home alone all day. Dad doesn't give a fuck, I think he only sees the kids as Anchors to the United States. I told the stupid ass Manager about it and he doesn't give a care. But IF I CALL THE POLICE ON ONE OF THEM, HE WILL EVICT ME.

    At the end of the street there is pedophile in which he like little boys and girls. He sits out there in the front and just watches the kid play. I had my cousin over and she is 15 and he has the nerve to ask her phone number and made her very uncomfortable with his advances. She just slapped him across the face. Got a lot of hell for that from the Manager. He told me that the way me cousin acted is unacceptable. WELL WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT HER TO DO HE'S FUCKEN 60 and She's 15 ? !?!!? He's been married 6 times, divorced 5 of them.

    The lady on the corner is FAT ASS LOUD MOUTH THAT WON'T SHUT UP !!!

    Other than that it's a piece of shit place that needs to changer its name to HELL. Nobody knows how to park their cars. The Fucken music is that SPANISH BULL SHIT WHERE THE GUY SOUNDS LIKE HE'S HAVING A FUCKEN GULLSTONE BEING REMOVED.

    Because of Lobo everyone thinks I'm a cop or working for the government, so everytime they see me going somewhere they just site there and watch me very closely. I HATE THIS FUCKEN PLACE.