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Wet Stories
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Bi-Sexual Male / 37
Apparently I Love Drinking Piss
I've always been a sexual deviant. My favorite way to masturbate is to shove my long magenta dildo down my throat until the yummy, slimy goo starts to churn in my mouth. I love to wear see-thru lingerie when I'm getting sloppy and messy, ruining and staining my little frilly slut costume. Rubbing all that squishy, bubbly goo across my fake breasts and between my ass. Yummy stuff.
Once I've built up a good slobber, I'll get the fat chonky ribbed pink dildo with the little spikes on it. Those pokey nubs feel amazing sliding in-and-out of my asshole. I don't stop until I'm slicked in a thick layer of bubbly throat slime. I'll lay on one side and stare longingly at the ropes of glistening spit clinging to my hips and butt. I giggle and smile a bit each time. It makes me so happy to be a nasty little bitch.
Now I used to make these prostitution menus for myself. I've never actually prostituted myself, but I have tons of fantasies about it. So I would put things like "$5 blowjob, $10 throatfuck, $10 anal." But I didn't feel like a real whore, because I would hesitate to put a price on things like cum swallowing or pissing on me.
I decided I needed to get really dirty. I had to be a better, nastier fuckpig than ever. I started to cum on a towel, and then use my slobber to soak and suck it all out. The spit helped soften the taste, and then I was so horny I rubbed the cummy-spit goop onto my asshole, fingering it into me.
I felt so sexy, I broke out my gigantic purple monster vibrating dildo. It's the same girth and length as a maglite flashlight. I shoved it straight into my bitch hole and fucked myself with wild abandon. It was so exciting to froth up this disgusting white paste from my asshole, and smear it all over my drooling face.
I laid down in a pool of spit, butt juices and sweat. I put on some red glittery lipstick and lit a cork filter cigarette. I just love seeing those red lip marks on the gross cigarette tips. And I just love smelling like an ashtray. I usually smoke while mastutbating, but I was having too much fun gagging a stream of slop onto my dick at the time when I orgasmed.
It's been hot so I've been drinking a ton of water. But after that initial cleansing pee, I thought "it's pretty clear now." So I peed into a water bottle. The immense warmth of fresh urine hitting my hand through the plastic made me rock hard again. It surprised me. I took the bottle to my lips for a taste, red marks sticking to the bottle. It tastes mostly like water, but knowing I was drinking my own piss made me feverishly excited.
I lit up a new cigarette, took a little sip and held it in my mouth while taking a drag. My mouth opens to invite my throat-fucking magenta dildo into my smokey, piss filled mouth. Smoke wrapped around the shaft, wreathing the balls in a cloud. I gagged, coughing out a plume and sputtering a viscious mess all over my chest, legs and cock. Pissy slime dribbled off my chin as I crammed the toy into my throat as hard as I could. Until the balls felt like they would break my bottom teeth off. A revolting, huge slime bubble began to inflate itself against my face as I struggled to breathe, choking myself. I squeeled happily, until the slime bubble popped when it hit my eye.
I got my pee bottle and kept doing it over and over again. Shoving magenta into my whore mouth after taking a drink of piss and a drag off my corks. Smoke drifted upwards as dangling piss trail after another flowed across my stomach. I dumped the rest of the hot piss into my mouth and swallowed it all. I wanted more, and my bladder felt full again.
I pissed in a bottle again, with that big fat purple dildo vibrating into my G-spot. I was giggling at how much I was peeing. It was elating that I had so much pee to play with, for my newfound kink. I pounded my ass with all three toys for about half an hour at that point, using my fun little bitch mouth as a lubrication station for my lovely sex toys.
After a hard, wild ass fucking, I still craved more. I was stretched out enough to squeeze both the pink chonker and slender magenta into my slutty asshole at once. I kept them inside me as long as I could, but a simple exhale from my cigarette was enough to pinch my colon so tightly, both toys launched from my anal playground with a resounding wet flop.
Big purple found his way vibing up my asshole again. I was pretty loose, so I got on all fours and carefully lowered my head so it's lower than my colon. Then gave myself three good, deep pumps to force a small air pocket into there. I raised my head up and got that awesome, smelly cigarette back into my slick lips. Each exhale elicited a long, wet sloppy expulsion from my ass. Each new thrust into my sloppy hole pulling out an hour's worth of saliva, urine and cum.
I laid back down, big purple plunged deep inside, held in place by my heels. I took one last hard, long drag from my cig and plugged my bitch mouth with both my other toys. My cock was erupting with precum, thighs dripping with filth, asshole leaking uncontrollably against my lower back. My hips bucked, butt checks slapping into the pools of yummy sexy butter floating on the towels.
I took the nearly full pee bottle, put my thumb over the top and sprinkled myself in warm piss. Once it hit cock, I couldn't hold back. I grabbed my painfully hard shaft and pumped my urethra. A glorious rivulet of clear precum spilled onto my pelvis.
Then, three cocks in me at once, I moved my thumb and let it all dump out onto my face. I went into hysterics; laughing, crying, moaning, choking on a mouthful of thick slobber with a hot stream of piss draining into your belly. Thinking about all the yummy piss soaking into my hair sent me over the edge. I kept smashing my fuck hole into big purple as hard as I could, until the cum load came rushing forth and forced it out onto my feet.
I laid there for about twenty minutes, twitching and smiling, in a heap of squishy mouth sewage, multiple liters of piss sloshing around my lingerie, and some fun cum wads to get dry, crusty and stuck to them. Maybe later I can suck all the dried cum out of my garter belt.
Once I've built up a good slobber, I'll get the fat chonky ribbed pink dildo with the little spikes on it. Those pokey nubs feel amazing sliding in-and-out of my asshole. I don't stop until I'm slicked in a thick layer of bubbly throat slime. I'll lay on one side and stare longingly at the ropes of glistening spit clinging to my hips and butt. I giggle and smile a bit each time. It makes me so happy to be a nasty little bitch.
Now I used to make these prostitution menus for myself. I've never actually prostituted myself, but I have tons of fantasies about it. So I would put things like "$5 blowjob, $10 throatfuck, $10 anal." But I didn't feel like a real whore, because I would hesitate to put a price on things like cum swallowing or pissing on me.
I decided I needed to get really dirty. I had to be a better, nastier fuckpig than ever. I started to cum on a towel, and then use my slobber to soak and suck it all out. The spit helped soften the taste, and then I was so horny I rubbed the cummy-spit goop onto my asshole, fingering it into me.
I felt so sexy, I broke out my gigantic purple monster vibrating dildo. It's the same girth and length as a maglite flashlight. I shoved it straight into my bitch hole and fucked myself with wild abandon. It was so exciting to froth up this disgusting white paste from my asshole, and smear it all over my drooling face.
I laid down in a pool of spit, butt juices and sweat. I put on some red glittery lipstick and lit a cork filter cigarette. I just love seeing those red lip marks on the gross cigarette tips. And I just love smelling like an ashtray. I usually smoke while mastutbating, but I was having too much fun gagging a stream of slop onto my dick at the time when I orgasmed.
It's been hot so I've been drinking a ton of water. But after that initial cleansing pee, I thought "it's pretty clear now." So I peed into a water bottle. The immense warmth of fresh urine hitting my hand through the plastic made me rock hard again. It surprised me. I took the bottle to my lips for a taste, red marks sticking to the bottle. It tastes mostly like water, but knowing I was drinking my own piss made me feverishly excited.
I lit up a new cigarette, took a little sip and held it in my mouth while taking a drag. My mouth opens to invite my throat-fucking magenta dildo into my smokey, piss filled mouth. Smoke wrapped around the shaft, wreathing the balls in a cloud. I gagged, coughing out a plume and sputtering a viscious mess all over my chest, legs and cock. Pissy slime dribbled off my chin as I crammed the toy into my throat as hard as I could. Until the balls felt like they would break my bottom teeth off. A revolting, huge slime bubble began to inflate itself against my face as I struggled to breathe, choking myself. I squeeled happily, until the slime bubble popped when it hit my eye.
I got my pee bottle and kept doing it over and over again. Shoving magenta into my whore mouth after taking a drink of piss and a drag off my corks. Smoke drifted upwards as dangling piss trail after another flowed across my stomach. I dumped the rest of the hot piss into my mouth and swallowed it all. I wanted more, and my bladder felt full again.
I pissed in a bottle again, with that big fat purple dildo vibrating into my G-spot. I was giggling at how much I was peeing. It was elating that I had so much pee to play with, for my newfound kink. I pounded my ass with all three toys for about half an hour at that point, using my fun little bitch mouth as a lubrication station for my lovely sex toys.
After a hard, wild ass fucking, I still craved more. I was stretched out enough to squeeze both the pink chonker and slender magenta into my slutty asshole at once. I kept them inside me as long as I could, but a simple exhale from my cigarette was enough to pinch my colon so tightly, both toys launched from my anal playground with a resounding wet flop.
Big purple found his way vibing up my asshole again. I was pretty loose, so I got on all fours and carefully lowered my head so it's lower than my colon. Then gave myself three good, deep pumps to force a small air pocket into there. I raised my head up and got that awesome, smelly cigarette back into my slick lips. Each exhale elicited a long, wet sloppy expulsion from my ass. Each new thrust into my sloppy hole pulling out an hour's worth of saliva, urine and cum.
I laid back down, big purple plunged deep inside, held in place by my heels. I took one last hard, long drag from my cig and plugged my bitch mouth with both my other toys. My cock was erupting with precum, thighs dripping with filth, asshole leaking uncontrollably against my lower back. My hips bucked, butt checks slapping into the pools of yummy sexy butter floating on the towels.
I took the nearly full pee bottle, put my thumb over the top and sprinkled myself in warm piss. Once it hit cock, I couldn't hold back. I grabbed my painfully hard shaft and pumped my urethra. A glorious rivulet of clear precum spilled onto my pelvis.
Then, three cocks in me at once, I moved my thumb and let it all dump out onto my face. I went into hysterics; laughing, crying, moaning, choking on a mouthful of thick slobber with a hot stream of piss draining into your belly. Thinking about all the yummy piss soaking into my hair sent me over the edge. I kept smashing my fuck hole into big purple as hard as I could, until the cum load came rushing forth and forced it out onto my feet.
I laid there for about twenty minutes, twitching and smiling, in a heap of squishy mouth sewage, multiple liters of piss sloshing around my lingerie, and some fun cum wads to get dry, crusty and stuck to them. Maybe later I can suck all the dried cum out of my garter belt.
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