Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

Didn't See THAT Cumming

I live in an apartment complex, and one day a quiet knock on my door, revealed the two plump nerds from the unit next to mine, grinning, and holding out a package that had been torn open.
"Sorry - we opened this in error, wrongly delivered...but we were fascinated by the contents, and wanted to talk to you about it! Can we come in?" They almost gently moved me aside and made themselves comfortable on my sofa. I felt like some minimal hospitality was called for, and got some beers from the fridge.

"We're ab-psych students, at the Uni...and well, we'd like to uh, interview you, about the uh, implications of this expensive piece of work you bought...would you answer a few questions? For our research...?"

I wasn't keen but two beers on an empty stomach, loosened my inhibitions, and led me to say "Sure..hell, I'll even give you a demonstration, if you like..." regretting this the moment I said it.

"Oh man, that would be awesome! Can you? Can we...uh, help in any way? Be happy to..."

So a few hectic minutes later, I stood naked, totally enclosed in the cool, soon to be dripping with sweat, rubber, and told them what needed to happen next...it did, and suddenly, I was totally helpless, and feeling both foolish and frightened, although my traitorous cock was poking a tent in the front of the heavy rubber-lined canvas, to their murmured approval, and quiet amusement.

Now gently pushed over into my recliner, and the main zipper at the mouth of the bag being worked shut, all the way...making escape impossible without their help, which was beginning to look less and less likely, they informed me happily, that I really ought to call that zipper the "Doomsday zipper" laughing quietly.

"Research time, pal...we're going to try to prove a theory that it is actually possible to be "wanked to death" or at least to insanity...we feel there's a paper in it, somewhere..."

Many hours later, I was begging for it to stop, while they assured me I had at least one more really good one in me...and the mind and will-sapping torture resumed, with delicate precision and attention to detail...

"You really want it to stop? "

"Yes! No! I don't know! Don't make ME decide! I can't stop you, whatever you decide to do..."
I gasped, acknowledging the obvious truth of my plight.

"And how do you feel about that? Describe your most powerful emotion! Then maybe we'll let you cum, though we'd really like to prolong this uh, session over the entire weekend, to be honest....in fact we've decided that's what we're going to do!" Sorry, but that's the way it's going to be, like it or not...." So, babble away, and add to our research, and maybe we'll go easy on you...maybe not...after all there's absolutely nothing to stop us face-fucking you over the whole weekend, turn about...sounds good doesn't it? Man it's your lucky day!"

  • The Wood Fence!

    I don't mind my neighbors, they're a younger Hispanic couple, Puerto Rican maybe. Both the guy and his wife are very small, he's maybe 5'5" and she isn't even 5' tall. She's a cutie though, taut little body and plump juicy ass that is almost disproportionate to the rest of her. So I'm not sure if it's their height or that they don't know just how wood fences work, but starting yesterday she has been fully nude sunbathing in her back yard when I get home from work. I first caught a slight glimpse of her walking out the back door when I was stepping out of my work truck. I realised I have an unobstructed view from the guest bath window. Dark tan skin, perky little tits with dark nipples, just a hint of a bush and very well kept. I'd be lying if I said I didn't pull the phone out and get some zoomed in pics. Both days she went out roughly the same time I got home from work. Nice after work treat. Now I just have to make sure my wife doesn't realize why I'm spending 15-20 minutes in the shitter everyday after work.

    Oblivious To What’s Happening

    After my divorce i bought a small house in a quiet neighborhood. When I first moved in a few neighbors came over introduced themselves except the ones to my right. Thought it was strange but ok what ever no big deal. I’d pull up if they were out side they would quickly go back inside or pretend not to see me. One mid morning after coming back from a work meeting. I took a position that lets me work from home. As I drove in to my drive way I see that the neighbor is outside and she was cleaning out her van. I made it a point to park close to her. With the vacuum on she had not noticed I had pulled up. She had the back sliding doors open her in van and was facing a way from me. I noticed she had a rather big ass as she vacuumed the bacon her ass was sticking up in the air. I sat in my car and took my phone out and took a video and a few pics. I always thought se was a litte thicker but it was the first time I had seen her in tights and a snug t shirt. Seemed like she had nice tits as well but her ass was very nice. I got out and just then the vacuum went off. I sis good morning and she responded back. When her hubby was t around she was very talkative we chatted for a while. Name was Ashley they had 1 kid he is 11 going on 12. She is a stay at home mom her husband Carl is an IT guy for a school district. The more we chatted the more comfortable she got and the more she let out. It was as she was lonely and liked taking to someone. We where the only 2 in the neighborhood close in age. Every one else seemed older. We spoke a lot almost every day. Secretly she came over or I’d come over every day. Talking turned to very strong flirting over the course of a few months. I got to hear all her personal stories and what problems her and her husband had. I tested the waters one day by letting her know that I had a date with a women that k had met at a bar while out with friends. Her demeanor quickly changed and she appeared very irritated with me asking me how where and why. I went it to detail how I sometimes in the evenings I felt lonely and it would be nice to have conversation and figured I’d start to date again. She was dead set against it and when the next evening came and I got dressed to go out she was outside event though her hubby was home from work. I left and she waved I came home rather late that evening and I went in cleaned up ad went to bed. The date was ok I wasn’t in to her but used her as a ploy for what I had going with Ashley. I heard her Van pull out in the morning I heard her husbands truck leave as well. 20 minutes later I heard the van door slam and then a few minutes later I hear her come in through the side door. It was ok she often Comes in that way and she knows it’s ok to let herself in. I gave her a key and the ok to just walk in when ever. She did and I’m getting the questions I’m answering she seems annoyed and asked are you going to see her again me yeah probably her why I then ask her Ashley are you jealous I then notice that she is dressed today in a little more snug clothes and had her makeup on. As she sitting there I see her pacing and talking and notice she has on biker shorts that are snug and showing off a moose knuckle. Fuck she looked good. She went on how she was just looking out as she is pacing I got up and walked to her and she stopped dead in her tracks and sat her down. Again why are you so jealous she looked me in the eyes and said she didn’t know why but she was and stared to tear up. I leaned in and gave her a hug and then a kiss. She pulled back for a Second almost to think about it but kept on kissing. No word just kissing until my tongue found its way to her very tight clean shaven holes a she was on all 4s. I pumped Ashley for hours she let me fuck her mouth pussy and ass and then mouth again. I’m not long but thick she had a little trouble at first but quickly went from slow down it hurts to harder. She likes to have her nipples played with while in doggie style or giving head. She didn’t realize that she could take anal so hard. Found that one out the hard way. It’s been a solid year since she first took cock. Her husband has no clue and even started going and playing disk golf on weekend mornings. Ashley stated I dont t have to date when I have her holes available. I do admit that I get a thrill during the evenings when she sneaks out and meets me in her van and lets me out it on her for a quickie. My old neighbor on the other side of me as seen me deep dicking her in her van. He likes to come over and I let him see ll the pics and videos of her wheel we drink a few beers. He says that her husband is an asshole and he’s glad I’m banging the bitch with that nice ass.

  • But His Wife Was A Godish

    I learned our new neighbor was a government contractor from Pakistan. Everything was given to him when they saved his stinking ass during the war. Home, car and a new government job. His wife went by the name of Rosie ( 32 ) seemed nice least she waved and said hello. One day there was a knock on the door. There was Rosie with their two kids. She told me her asshole went on a business trip. Left her with a flat tire on the car and needed to visit the grocery store. So, I gave in and took them and took the tire in for a repair. At the grocery store I learned that asshole didn't give her enough money or a credit card to pay for the groceries. So told her to keep the money and I would take care of the bill. Then I took her home carried in her groceries and mounted the tire back on the car. Oh, by the way I took care of that bill for the ass hole. Before I left, she said let's get you cleaned up and I'll draw you up a warm bath. I'm thinking really? She sent the kids downstairs to watch television. And I got a bubble bath. Oh my god. Afterwards she dried me off. She looked at me and said hubby hasn't touched her in three months. Then I watched her undress there in the bathroom and took my hand and lead me to their bedroom. Rosie gave up the pussy not once but twice and didn't seem to mind that I didn't pull out. While lying there next to each other. She told me asshole would pull out after he nutted. Never experienced being fucked like that twice during a sexual session. I'm thinking yep he's a real asshole. And asked please come and visit me again.

    Next Door Dolores

    Dolores was my neighbor. Her and her BF moved in about 18months ago and for the most part have kept to themselves. I met Dolores a light skinned Mexican lady in her mid 20s curvy with fat tits big hips. Very pretty face large mouth very outspoken and pretty. About 6 months ago there was a lot of commotion when evening and I am woken up by a very loud noise and what’s sounds like the cops. Yup in fact I looked out the window as 2 officers were hauling off her bf. Apparently he tried to hold up a lady withdrawing money and that lady turned out to be a detective and because he had a gun she disclosed who she was he freaks and ran and as he ran fired a shot at the detective and missed. We’ll they chased him and he though he was in the clear at home but was followed by a Good Samaritan and reported where he went. Long story short he is fucked and his GF is freaking out and since then she has been coming over and using me as a therapist. She doesn’t work is from another part of the state and doesn’t know what she was going to do. He is looking at a long prison sentence and in all the crying and screaming I ended up fucking her. A lot I mean it’s been non stop since then she has let me play suck her tits fuck her tits fuck her mouth ass pussy you name it my cocks been in there. She gives great head we often sit on the couch watch tv she blows me i finger fuck her ass and pussy. When she rides me it’s the loudest clap her ass makes. So far I have not used a rubber and do not plan on it. She stoped paying rent an let the apartment go. She had very to little there all she did was bring clothes over and her panties. My friends don’t know how we met but agree that she is a hot thick Piece of ass that I am taking full advantage of. She has not attended one court date as of yet and doesn’t plan on going. She has pretty much cut him off which I’m glad. Stuffing her fat ass satisfies me and knowing that he can’t do anything about it make me laugh. Once the lease is over in a few months I’m going to move and take this fuck doll with me. He fucked up and I took advantage of it. Il probably make her squeeze a few kids for me. Making her ass clap is very satisfying

  • Our Experience With Our Physical Neighbors Is A Lot Less Than Expected

    Over at my next door neighbors live two lesbian women. They keep to themselves, or viewed differently they do not associate with the neighbors. The most you can expect is for them to lower their head if one of them inadvertently runs into you.

    Our neighborhood is established, built out in the early eighties, many neighbors are long term owners, twenty thirty year owners. Since these women moved in they have made a point of looking down on us.

    I bring this up because they accuse us as being homophobic. This accusation was made on line in a public venue. Excuse me, the heteronormativephobics are them. I picked this word out of the new age rhetoric. We just think of ourselves as normal.

    And that brings me to the following, lesbians are abnormal. Sevenfooter basketball players are abnormal. So are 'geniuses', and four hour marathon runners. Abnormal is a legitimate appendage to a microminority.

    In any event we had a Christmas block party, the only neighbors not there were our lesbian neighbors. Now if only they moved to any other neighborhood life would be less distracting.

    House Is For Sale

    My dick head neighbor and his wife moved in about 3 years ago. Bob and Christine no kids a little younger then me married 3 years. I knew her mom as she was my neighbor and decided to seek the bigger home to her daughter. Krystal the last who sold the house was divorced good looking women who after got divorced I ended up using a few hundred times. It was convenient she had a nice ass and tits so I fucked away often. She enjoys anal I love fucking her ass so we made a good pair. Problem was she wanted to seriously date and I didn’t want to settle down. She had mentioned selling her house to her daughter and husband. She went through with it bought a condo not to far away. Pussy was still waiting noting changed. It actually made it better since I didn’t have her around all the time. Bobby and Christine started off being cool neighbors that was until he over heard Christine and I talking. It was nothing horrible just friendly borderline flirting. I mean Christine has a similar build as her mom. She’s in her late twenties short hair brunette nice big tits nice curvy ass some tattoos so I’m always checking her out. From that day on if he was around it was a smile and wave of she was by herself it was smile chat flirt then heavy flirting then petting. She had me help her move some items one morning when he was still at work and while I was over there I made a pass at her kissed her and felt her up. She kissed me back and let me fondle her tits for a while. I actually got to suck on them and she stopped when her legs where wide open and my fingers where half way in. After that I had her come over after he’d left for work. He worked swing so it was easy to get her here in the evening. After a couple of days she let me take it. Found out that she is a little submissive and liked the forced sex. She found it she liked to be choked and spanked. Poor thing had bruises all over her ass for a while. I found out that we had good sexual chemistry. Like her mom she could take a pounding but was younger and more aggressive and attractive. We started to go out for dinners and happy hour. One thing we never talked about was protection. She occasionally asked for me to use a condom which I would just ignore. Her and her husband started arguing and she would leave the house and stay with her mom. They separated for a few weeks and this is when she made her move and stayed with me. His hours really doomed there marriage I just nailed the final nail in that coffin when I knocked her up. She had refused to have sex with him and ended up 2 months pregnant and telling him on her own that she was knocked up. She did this before she even told me which was a surprise when she told me that she was getting divorced and was pregnant. Her mom was absolutely livid when she told her what had happened and with who. A short time later the house went up for sale and he moved out. After the move she slid right I got my place and I accepted the fact that I was going to be a dad. She knows that I fucked her mom and is ok with it since it was before we hooked up. There was some overlap there but since then I have only fucked her mom a hand full of times. Mostly blow jobs lately. We had our kid the weight she gained was gained in the right place. I found out that I have fetish for lactating tits and she squirts form her tits like a small hose. She is still an absolute nymph and are expecting baby 2. Grandma has been pressing me lately for some ore time which I may start to give her. Her fat ass is amazing as well.

    Her Husband Filled His Fantasy

    Her problem started over twenty years ago when we moved next door. I was 22 my hubby was 25. One day she noticed her husband was checking me out. We were leaving for a party. I'm wearing a old school halter top. And my twins were bouncing. I'm guessing it was from her baby A cups to my double dd's. She gave me that look and I just smiled back. Well, it never stopped, and it got worse after hubby passed away. I knew down deep he wanted to play with them. I would piss her off and lay out in the sun on the back deck wearing a two-piece swimsuit. And those were the days he cut the backyard lawn. To make things worse he would stop and watch me rub myself down with suntan lotion. Poor guy got hell over it. After all these years I finally got my payback. Last week during our winter storm. She lost control of her car on a Icey Street. Flipping her car in a ditch. Poor thing breaking a arm and a leg. Then she ended up in a rehab unit to learn how to walk on crutches. Being a thoughtful neighbor. I took him dinner and showed up. He asked if he could hang up my coat. After removing my coat, I revealed what I was wearing. A knit pink blouse without a bra my nipples were showing though and a matching pink thong underwear. Well dinner had to wait. He led me to their bedroom and laid me down on the king-size bed. After a good hour of titty play. He decided to remove my underwear and mount me. After our fuck I just laid there and drained his load on her side of the bed. We finally enjoyed dinner then back to bed. He was in heaven after 55 years he enjoyed his first titty fuck, I enjoyed sleeping on her side of the bed and adding on to that fuck stain. Next morning more sex and a blow job. I'm guessing again she doesn't swallow. Afterwards I received a oh my that felt great. Our morning was ended due to a phone call. I told him I would see him later that day.

    Wtf Just Happened

    My old man of a neighbor whos in his 70s just fucked my pussy in the laundry room while his wife was in their apartment. Hes got a big cock for a old black guy.

    Our laundry room is small but can fit 2 feople but will sorta have to squeeze by eachother. My pussy brushed up against his cock and he clicked on immediately that i was a transman and started asking if i still fuck men and if i still had my pussy * im clearly on testosterone and have my boobs cut off already* when i said yes he got very flirty. He called me handsome and told me hes always thought about fucking me. I like teasing old men with the reward of being fingered or had my clit sucked so i joined in.

    I purposely brushed my ass against his cock as i pretended to squeeze past and forget something so i can purposely rub my ass against his cock some more. He took that chance and pinned me on top the washer, ripped my shorts off and started fingering me and licking my hole a couple times before I felt his cock against my hole and sliding in. He was so thick and long i had to really push myself to take his cock all the way. I thrusted against him until he started cumming into my pussy and he ate me out till i came.

    I think im gonna start doing my laundry on his schedule... he wife will never know hes fucking the boy next door in the shared laundry room and cumming inside his pussy.

    He joked about letting his son whos in his 40s fuck me with him and i honestly Want and Need both their cocks filling my holes. Idc if they have wives. I want their big juicy cocks.

    I hate that all i crave is his cock inside me

  • White Trash Neighbors

    I just moved into this area 3 months ago and - oh dear Lord my trailer trash neighbor has to go!

    Having a New Year party is one thing - making the entire BLOCK aware of it is simply irritating.

    Who in the hell invites a ton of people over and has the party in their FRONT YARD?!

    Complete with disco balls, strobe lights & stereo system OUTSIDE - loud enough to be heard from a least 3 city blocks away! T

    his ASSHOLE was also firing off M80s - at least 20 of them in a 5 hour period.

    Too bad if anyone in this area has a heart condition huh? Worst of all - when the party was over - fuckstick collected all the spent fireworks from the street, put them in a pile, BURNED IT - and then proceeded to follow all of his other little trailer trash friends to another party!

    Well guess what? There was still "live" stuff in that pile - so, we're all seeing bottle rockets zip from that stack onto other peoples lawns, cars ... etc at three in the morning.

    Seeing that this smoldering pile wasn't being monitored, and that it wouldn't be anytime soon - I used my iphone to call the fire department.

    I hope he gets a HUGE fine from the fire marshal.

    People that fucking moronic, careless and inconsiderate shouldn't be allowed to live.