The Wood Fence!
- That's Juicy! 26
- Remove It! 2
Stop fucken' masterbating and go breed that Puerto Rican beauty next door next time her husband is out! Tell her you need to borrow a tool or something. Lick your lips and grab your bulge when you say "tool". She'll know what you want.
You can do this while your wife is out, but that's almost too easy. The trick is to make it spontaneous and fast, so your wife won't know. Do be careful when you go back home, though. A woman's perfume can give a guy away, and if your wife happens to be horny, you have to fuck her immediately, no oral for you first because she would taste the remnants of your sperm and the Puerto Rican girl's pussy juice.
Another thing to consider is that she is going to get pregnant. Latinas are so fertile that one time is all it takes. This doesn't have to be a problem, just share with her beforehand what your expectations are...abortion, adoption, passing it off as her husband's baby, or each of you getting a divorce so you can be together and start a new family. All good options, just different!
Go get her. Illegal alien pussy is the best.
Puerto Ricans are Americans.
And if she were Latina but not Puerto Rican, why would you assume she was undocumented?
Just to spite you, hopefully the next American male who fucks an undocumented female will fall in love, marry her, and sponsor her for permanent residency. In the five years before she herself is eligible to become a citizen, she will bear five US citizen babies, too.
Show your wife a rail her while she watches her.
Well... It was a glorious 3 days but the wife saw what I saw and connected the dots earlier. She wasn't mad, but she damn sure wasn't pleased! She gave me the "she's young enough to be your daughter" line. She's not but I thought it might be better to just let it go. Oh well, at least my wife doesn't know how to find hidden folders on a phone.
Years ago the neighbors next door were a young couple, probably late twenties or so, she was a real gorgeous woman and never thought she would tan in their backyard naked. I was up in my attic area one day just going thru stuff and was over by the end of my house, there is a big vent in the side wall and I just looked down thru it actually wondering if it was clogged up with bugs and stuff. There she is laying between our houses with only like six feet of room between her house and the fence. I think she figured no one could see her because my house had no windows on that side plus it was a six foot wood fence. I stood there in the heat of the attic watching her for half an hour, started going up there just to check if she was there and saw her several times just soaking up the sun all oiled up totally naked.