Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

My neighbors are two four alcoholics from hell. I'll start with the downstairs one who is also the landlord and owner. They are both retired same sex couple. They drink until late into the night and play music until 1 in the morning four nights out of the week. I gave my notice and I'm moving in three days so excited. The drunker they get the more they slam things and turn up the volume.

Then theirs the iron maiden upstairs with her pregnant beer belly walking as hard as possible. The couple upstairs is friends with the idiots downstairs. They get drunk and stomp around above me. Mind you it's a attic "apartment" so I never really understood why she needed to walk back and forth so much.

  • I hate my neighbor for diffrent reasons than most. I hate him because I can't resist sex. My dad and mom get along with our neighbors great and I think they are like best friends. My parents don't know that when ever I get alone with him we either have sex, or I suck him, or somthing always happens. He is older than my dad and he is married and has children my age. I like haveing sex with him. I can't resist. When no one is home I come over and he licks my clit and I suck his cock. He fucks me all the time. This summer we had a pool party and we met in our bathroom and he took my bikini off and fucked me on the sink, while his wife and kids and my parents and some more of my friends were outside in our pool. It was amazing.

    My neighbors are always bothering me with watch my dogs while we go out of town, help us potty train our puppy, watch my kids while I go to the store, babysit while we go out, I don't have a babysitter for the next week so you have to help me-and when I do watch the kids for a bit, then don't return for hours etc. Then her crazy brother moves in and starts throwing up at my back fence six feet from my bedroom window. Then the cops are at the house arresting him for drugs and assault. Then she is at my house crying. Then they have parties around a fire pit and their guests throw their empty beer cans over my fence and all across my front yard. The wife said they can't do anything about it since it was their guests not them that did it. Then her sister parks in my drive for four hours and gets pissed when I ask her to move her piece of crap van so I can go to the store. Then a couple weeks later I come home from work to find the sister again parked in my drive so I have to wait for her to move before I can park in my own drive, and she tells me to wait a few minutes when I honk for her to move. Then his mother yells at me because I sat next to her ex-husband at a neighborhood picnic. Then when their kids started riding bicycles, they have to do it in my drive and yard because the drive is smooth and the grass is softer over here, and I have to move all their shit before I can even get in the drive. I have asked them to move that stuff before I get home numerous times but it does not seem to matter, then they park all the bicycles and crap alongside my garage so my house looks like I have junked stacked everywhere. Then they play in my front yard and pick my flowers, but when they leave to go home for the night they leave all their toys all over the yard. I have to spend time picking up their crap before I can even mow. Is it surprising to anyone that I don't have children so I don't want their crap all over they yard, or the drive, or my flowers picked. Then when he got layed off he started garbage picking and stacking the scrap metal and junk in between our houses. Now the mice are horrible and the cops were over again because some of the stuff was stolen supposedly. And right now he has garbage cans of crap from his new job all over the drive, spilling into my side yard so I can't get through with the mower. Today he spray painted some stuff in my grass so my grass is now stiped with paint. What the f is wrong with spray painting in your yard asshat? And I forgot to mention, their kids were in my garage playing hide and seek and throwing balls at each other. The parents told me I should not have let them do that. Why don't you watch your own kids? You made them and it is you who loves them. If they break something I am going to sue your broke asses and we will see who pays dumb ass. You can say you won't but we will see. Anyhow, I have to spend time picking up garbage that blows over here daily. Then they came over to talk to me because their dog dug under the fence and came over and broke my screen trying to get in the house. They were concerned that my dogs could look under the fence and might bite one of their precious darlings if they stuck their hands in the hole. Now its my fence, but your mutt dug under your side of it so how about you fill the hole your dog dug and keep your children off the fence and their hands on their side of it? So after all the babysitting and putting up with crap from them and their ignorant hillbilly families, I have not complained until today. I asked him to put in a headlight bulb in my car because it went out and my husband is working on contract in another state for a few weeks. He refused and told me to go to a mechanic. That is it. Keep your kids in your own yard, your garbage off my lawn, and your hillbilly crap off my property. Keep your crazy family away from me and your trashy guests can park on your lawn and drive. And don't park your work truck in my drive just because my husband is out of town and not using the spot. It will be towed next time I come home to that. Oh and the next time you have junk cars in the drive it won't be the woman across the street who calls the city on you, you ignorant hillbilly trash.

  • About 12 years ago our then new neighbor had a block wall removed that was at the edge of our property. He said he thought it was his wall, but agreed to replace it. He replaced it with a cheap wooden fence.

    We eventually had to take him to court where we won the maximum allowable in small claims court. $5000. Over a year later, he still hadn't paid. The only thing the civil court could do is award a judgement. They had no authority to make him pay.

    Almost two years after the judgement, I went to check my mail and saw I received some of his mail. One of them was from Capital One the credit card company.

    Having most of his personal information from the court proceedings, I applied for a credit card in his name. I was just planning on messing with him a little. I never expected to receive the card. I really wanted him to find out and have, at the very least, a fraud alert attached to his credit.

    A weird thing happened. Our mailman is incompetant and constantly puts mail in the wrong boxes. Most of the time, myself and our neighbors will just put misplaced mail on top of the community mail box. It happens so often, there is always a rock up there used as a paperweight.

    I looked through the pile of the misplaced mail and saw our neighbors name. I felt through the envelope and felt something the size of a credit card. That came home with me and sat for a few weeks until I decided what to do with it.

    I finally opened it and saw that I needed to call an 800 number from the phone number given to the card company. Late one night, I went to the phone pole at the street, followed the lines from his house and hooked up a phone to his line using alligator clips. I got a dial tone and quickly activated the credit card. Now I have an active credit card in his name. Still not sure what to do with it, it just sat in a desk drawer for another year.

    One day, a neighbor walking her dog mentioned that the other neighbor was in the process of looking for another home in another city and likely won't be our neighbor much longer.

    Empty house. Active credit card. That same night, I went back to the phone pole, hooked up a laptop using dial up with his phone number and a AOL trial disk. I went to the Alienware website, built up and ordered a $5000 laptop and had it shipped to his address.

    UPS attempted delivery three days later. That night, I went to his doorstep and signed his name to the note they left authorizing delivery. On the 4th night I picked up my brand new laptop from his doorstep.

    I don't see how he could deny he ordered the computer. His information on the credit card. It was ordered from an internet line using his phone number and sent to his address.

    I would call us even.

    My neighbor is alway complaining about our music and that we throw parties once in a while. He aparently never has any fun in his life. But he does have a sexy ass wife and sweet ass daughter. I can't stand him he thinks he is better than everyone else.
    Well when the parents were away I saw their swwet little girl laying by their pool. She was small and tiny evey were I love looking at that little body. So since mom and pop were away I thought I would see what I could do. I rang the door bell and no answe then I went around back and nocked on the privacy fence and she said come in and I opened it and she was loking good wearing her little white bikini. She was looked better up close than thru my 2nd floor window. We talk for a minute and she said she didnt know why her dad was like that about me and she thought I was nice. We talked more and I found out that her parent will not be home for hours. So we kissed and I felt her and fingered her. She looked sweetand incocent but inside she was a slut needing to get out. She sucked my dick and her dad called and she answered while sucking my dick they said they were going to be home earlier than they planned and wanted to know if she wanted anything while they were away she kept sucking me and stopped long enought to tell them what she wanted. Then as soon as she stopped talking on the phone she said come inside I dont have long. I came in and she sucked my dick standing by her parent room she went in their roomand bent over their bed and I started fucking her hard she loved ever bit of it. She started screaming fuck me fuck me. Then I heard her parents car in the drive way I started cumming and pulled out and she turned around and sucked my cock as I shot cum down her throat. I could hear her dad opening the door to the house. I said maybe we can do again sometime she said yes we can..then I ran out thru the patio pool door and out the privacy fence..
    His wife is next...

  • My neighbours adult/middle aged kids who don't even live on the street think they own the street everytime they visit their parents! They use unreasonable arguments to 'claim' property that isn't even their (or their parents) and they always always ALWAYS use threats when others argue back. For example, once I walked my dog a a little too close (according to them) to their front lawn (even though I was on the PUBLIC road) and they threatened to kill my dog if I ever walked it near 'their peoperty' again. They are horrible!

    my roommate's boyfriend got her back to the apartment last week. She was badly sloshed and had passed out. now my roomy has often made fun of me so i showed her bf her dirty cupboard and the magazines with hot men which she uses to masturbate.

    I hate this stupid bitch I moved under. I don't believe that someone is an ugly looking person but this rat looking broad is fiercely looking to say the least. Looks like a crack head rat, but has a pretty daughter who is mixed. I wonder who had sex with such a hiddious looking creature. Anyway, it is a three bedroom over my one bedroom and if the property management place would've informed me of this then I wouldn't have taken this hell hole. The apartment has been renovated so it is beautiful inside. This crazy rat bitch lets her daughter dump garbage in the back by my door causing ants and shit. Her son comes in at 10 and makes noise all damn night. I approached her twice like a lady and nothing changed. I called the property management co. who threatened her and she calmed down a bit but not enough. So my boyfriend puts some tires out back but I didn't know about it, so this bitch comes to my door crying about them stating her daughter may get hurt by them and she spoke to my boyfriend earlier. So then I'm thinking if you spoke to my boyfriend earlier why the hell are you at my door telling me and I don't know anything about it. It's only been 3 weeks and I am so tired of this bitch already and if she doesn't stop I am going to beat her down and I bet she will stop. If anything the dum bitch should be concerned about her daughter playing in all that trash by the door. Stupid ass ghetto silly haten bitch is mad because I have a man and a job and her ugly ass don't. Bitch go get a job and a life before you get this size 9 up your ass!

    I live in an apartment building with paper thin walls. Do they care? no. Are the deaf? Probably. The hammer banging on the ground, the 6am baths with his bum sliding against the bottom of the tub, the racist discussions loud enough for me to hear. "Oh the white man this...and Oh the white man that, and Us Black people this and that" I am seriously so sick of it. I rather have the 9am sex couple that was above my apartment 2 years ago back than deal with this guy. He is so inconsiderate. If the office won't do anything about the sex couple, I doubt they'll do anything about a noisy racist. No one wants to hear me whine and complain so I am glad I found a way to vent this out. I really needed it..since he's made a point to start his hammering at 8am this morning.

  • I am white 37 male she is white
    I got this nosy neihgbor.She is 400lbs and in her 50`s with long gray hair.She sats on and watches everything.I have lived her 6 months and seen her watching everything.Well She got sick and needed help.I was out in the yard and she yelled at me.I went over and she ask to take her to the store as her kids won`t help.She is divorced.Well i helped her everyday in some way when i learns she has cancer and takes aot of pills.I was over there the other day and she took some and passed out cold asleep.I tried to see if she would wake up and she was out cold.I waited a few days and was there again and she was on her bed asleep.I Started out pulling my cock out and jacking off.As i stood ther i pulled her tits out rubbed my cock on them.Then got brave and pulled her pants off.Which is hard me being 170lbs and her 400lbs.Then i rubbed her pussy which is very hairy.luckliy i am 8inchs so i could get inside her.Before i knew it here i was fucking her.I tried to pull out but came in her.I cleaned her up best i could and put her pants on.Next i am gonna fuck her ass.I feel bad thats she is sick but for years she has been so nosy and called police on ppl.