My neighbors are two four alcoholics from hell. I'll start with the downstairs one who is also the landlord and owner. They are both retired same sex couple. They drink until late into the night and play music until 1 in the morning four nights out of the week. I gave my notice and I'm moving in three days so excited. The drunker they get the more they slam things and turn up the volume.

Then theirs the iron maiden upstairs with her pregnant beer belly walking as hard as possible. The couple upstairs is friends with the idiots downstairs. They get drunk and stomp around above me. Mind you it's a attic "apartment" so I never really understood why she needed to walk back and forth so much.