Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

I HAVE KILLED SIX OF MY NEIGHBORS CATS. THEY LIKE TO USE MY YARD AS A TOILET , AND I ASKED HER TO PLEASE KEEP THEM OUT OF MY YARD , BUT SHE CAN'T CONTROL THEM. I UNDERSTAND SHE IS A CAT LOVER AND A VEGAN , SO SHE CAN BE A LITTLE STRANGE. THE ONLY THING IS I'M ALSO BANGING HER. HOW DO I TELL HER THAT I HATE HER CATS BUT LOVE HER PUSSY?

  • What is it with people who have riding lawnmowers to mow 1/6th of an acre? The dumbass who lives across the street used his mower as a leaf blower to blow leaves across the street into my yard. He didnt just blow the leaves, he went forward, reverse repeatedly, even while halfway across the street to make sure the street was clean and so that all the leaves were in my yard.

    He is reclusive and only comes out to mow his lawn. I am reclusive as well and mind my own business, we do not even know each others names or have ever said a word to each other. All I know about him is that he is bald and fat and one day he is going to have a heart attack and roll over the front of his mower and fertilize his lawn.

    I have this neighbor who is a pain in the ass. She is a 42 hispanic that recently moved here from Andrews Texas. It all started approximately 7 months ago. She began calling the police on my family for no reason at all. I was amazed to find a police man knocking at my door late one night only to find that she reported my dog for barking only twice.

    At this point I knew only too well that she was a "bad neighbor". With that I vowed to never look her way ever again. To my shock she called another time only this time it was more absurd. She called for a no trespassing sign I had placed in my own yard. I was speachless absolutely dismayed. The police left and laughed all the way to the patrol car ,knowing how stupid she had really been.

    To make this story even more absurd she has called the police on me over 50 times in one years. Todate no charge has ever been brought against me and no statement ever made sense to the police nor me. She has also made me want to slap her upside her head for all of this including constant name calling. This woman is oviously emotionally unstable
    and needs help for her emotional state of mind. She needs to be confined, locked away from society for how ever long it takes to rehabilitate her.

    I worked hard for my home and peaceful family life and she has tried everything in her power to brob me of that freedom. For this I had to file a complaint against her,cahrging her with harassment. She will now have to explain herself to the Judge because Im finished dealing with her.

    To be blunt I want to see her jailed for the torment and torture she has caused me and my family.

  • She's got a 12 year old daughter that does drugs, and a 16 year old boy that abuses girls. He's already been accused of molesting kids, but somehow gets out of it.

    My neighbor, Donna, is a wench. She thinks she's the shit, ya' know.
    Her husband is useless. He hangs out with his buddies getting drunk.
    Donna likes to fuck other guys. It's going to be funny when he finds out....hehehehe

  • Listen to this: my neighbor put up two surveillance cameras pointed right at my front door and we live in an apartment. his door is right across the hall from ours. he also set up another surveillance camera to watch the parking lots! its invasive and i hate feeling watched every fucking second by that ugly bastard and his twiggy wife. if i could get away with murder they are the first on my list!

    Troy and Kerry are spoiled rotten only children. They home school their children so there is NEVER a hope that they can have anything but social retardation. Some home schoolers are great, mind you, but these morons are just that! Spoiled rotten, not to mention her IQ must be that of a 2nd grader! They are jealous supercilious twits. What goes around comes around. Grow up. Youve lived here your whole life and the only friends you have are 1 and your mommies and daddies. What garbage! May what go around come around to you and piss on your starter level "home". Jealousy gets you no where!

    I can take anything but when it comes to my scum neighbor teacheing my little 5 yr. old about Hate I get upset. I ended up telling the dad to F off and I've never sworn in my life. They have big parties in their front yard and invite all neighborhood kids except my little girl. What do you do when your tiny child is involoved at her expense?

    We have these fucking asshole losers who live upstairs and constantly bang on our ceiling. The woman is a whore with three of the brattiest kids you could ever imagine!! They start around 7:30 when the bitch kicks one of them out of bed in the morning and go until 9:00 at night. Banging cabinets, running back and forth, running the water...anything you can imagine. I would love to go up there and beat the living shit out of all of them. But alas, I am too kind of a human being to stoop down to such a disrespectful, discourteous level that these mutherfuckers have!

  • I read the same stuff over and over in this section. "I hate my neighbor" "they're jerks", "they play music too loud" yada yada yada.
    Get some nerve, people! If you let people step on you, they will continue it.
    Pissing on the welcome mat doesn't get it. If you want to be a pansy, leave a gas can on their step with a note saying if the shit keeps up, next time the can won't be empty.
    Otherwise, take a fucking bat to their knees.
    All this boo hoo shit if wrong. Kick em in the balls and make their life miserable.