What is it with people who have riding lawnmowers to mow 1/6th of an acre? The dumbass who lives across the street used his mower as a leaf blower to blow leaves across the street into my yard. He didnt just blow the leaves, he went forward, reverse repeatedly, even while halfway across the street to make sure the street was clean and so that all the leaves were in my yard.

He is reclusive and only comes out to mow his lawn. I am reclusive as well and mind my own business, we do not even know each others names or have ever said a word to each other. All I know about him is that he is bald and fat and one day he is going to have a heart attack and roll over the front of his mower and fertilize his lawn.