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Old Man

I couldn't believe my eyes. The bloody stuff was floor to rafters. I had asked mum for ages to get the shed cleared out so I could have some space to do my university studies.

My younger brother a hormonal and testosterone loaded pest, had offered to help but was about as helpful as a chocolate teapot.

So as I had time this day I decided to get it started and as luck would have it. My bro and his friends all happened to have an in service day from school. Though at 16 most would be ready to leave end of term. Bro included.

I got my car packed to bursting and set off for the recycle centre. On route my dashboard started to flicker and a warning light came on. I stopped waited and then started up again. Yes success no warning light, no flicker.

Got job done and on return home got a call from mum at her work to say she was staying on till morning and to get some groceries for our dinner later. I wanted some vodka for a party I was attending at weekend so I headed to the supermarket. On return journey home wouldn't you just know it. Bloody electrics again. Dead as a dodo.

I phoned mum, she called breakdown cover as it was on her name. As I waited and waited I was sat in car when I got fright of my life. The passenger door opened and I watched an older man climb in next to me. Took me few seconds to recognise Mr Kyle from two doors down from our house. Mum and he went back a long way, to childhood apparently? I had known him all my life and as dad died when I was only 4 and my bro a baby. He was only real male influence around when I was growing up. Apart from relatives we never seen much of.

Anyway, Mr Kyle offered to take me home, so I accepted loaded my stuff into his car and got mum to tell breakdown guys "keys were in glove compartment, tow car to garage." Then off me and Mr Kyle trotted. He had always seemed really old looking to me. Though as I studied his face closer I realised he was really quite attractive in an old film starish sort of a way hmm.

We chatted freely and given the age difference, you wouldn't have ever guessed it. Jimmy as he told me to call him since Mr Kyle sounded very headmaster now I was 19 and looked all woman and grown up!! I blushed. Jimmy and I chatted and bantered and inevitably talk got little risqué. I am 19 Jimmy's 64 and here I am flirting with him like we're together or something.

We got home and Jimmy helped me carry my bags into the kitchen. He sat at the table. I offered coffee, he accepted and we talked lots more. Again the conversation got round to boyfriends and partners etc. I hadn't thought about it recently, after my break up with Terry. I realised I hadn't been with a man for months. Suddenly I felt a bit hot and horny.

Jimmy had said how kind of lonely he got now and then. Not that he didn't have an outlet for his, "needs" as he called them, only it sometimes got a bit boring. "Like same dinner every Sunday!!" I nervously laughed. "We need cheering up Jimmy, how bout a drink. Leave your car it's only outside, plenty room for mums on her return from work.'

Jimmy agreed and I poured two glasses of the red wine ide just got. An hour or so later and the wine, then vodka and sex talk had its effect. I was drunk, horny as hell, I needed a cock. Only one available was my elderly neighbours. "Fuck it" I thought.

I suddenly lurched at him, laying a full on lip smacking, lipstick smudging, kiss on his lips. Jimmy pulled back. "Chloe!! what the bloody hell you doing girl? we can't do that, this!! it's .. your too young. I'm your mum's friend. Neighbour. I've known you all your life girl." Jimmy looked like a little boy lost. I was too horny and drunk to care "So what the fuck, come here"

I grabbed him and stuck my tongue down his throat. He didn't try too hard to pull away this time as our tongues danced with each other, I placed his hand on my tits, this gave rise to his other hand on my yoga pantied arse and further rise to the bulge in his trousers.

Jimmy didn't waste any time, he knew and could tell, I was ripe for picking. I was swiftly turned around face down on our kitchen table, My damp yoga pants pulled roughly to my knees and my thong eased out from the soaked crevasse of my bald shaved c**t.

I heard Jimmy's zipper go down and belt buckle rattle, so guesed he was getting ready to fuck me. My arse wiggled in anticipation of his dick. I got quite a surprise though when he pulled my arse cheeks apart. Instead of the awaited penile invader, Jimmy thrust his long tongue up my pussy hole. Ooh I thought I would cum right then it felt amazing.

I coo'd and ooh and ahhd. His ministrations on and in my c**t brought forth the first of my squirting musky showers on his tongue and face. He proceeded to stick two fingers in my throbbing vaginal entrance to replace his tongue.

  • Damn My Neighbor

    He convinced me to suck his big cock and now I want more.

    Why I Hate Him ?

    Well today I was cleaning my boys basement’ and found a magnum condom box with a used filled up condom . Bruhhh call me gay . But I had always wanted to suck his dick . , so you know what I did . lol you knoweee……. Bruh it was warm I think he had just used it but I didn’t see anyone when I was there . Bro … anyone want to send me filled up condoms ? It’s only a stamp I will drink it

  • What's It Worth To Her?

    I have this neighbor across the hall. She's annoying, intrusive, and loud. She asks me to do favors sometimes that usually involves taking a bunch of garbage out. I can't stand the bitch.

    However, I will say that someties I think about her sucking my dick or me fucking her from behind. She's not attractive to me, she's just someone I'd fuck if given an opportunity because of my very wide range of fuckability standards.

    I keep thinking anout asking her the next time I do something for her if she'd consider sucking or taking some dick for it. Either I'd get some head or pussy out of it, or she'd stop asking. I'd hope for the former because I would sincerely like to hate-fuck her.

    In My Situation I Have To Take The Opportunities When I Can

    I living in a government sponsored housing block. It should not be a surprise to anyone that only low income people live here. I am low income, an artist with no income. Without the subsidy I would be another homeless person on the streets. But that's not my beef, well it is always my beef, I hate being so poor.

    Our block is next to another equally depressing block. In that block on the same floor and directly across from me lives a creepy man. Keeping my windows closed and shuttered is impossible, no one does. And if the time of day and the lights are on you might just see a man or woman getting too close, or a woman doing exercises in the nude, or as I often do, see a creepy man stand at his window masturbating. I watch. Why should I ignore him, that's why he is doing it. After he masturbates I undress in the light and do my stretching exercises in front of the mirror, massage my breasts and use use the opportunity to touch my toes. I know just how far away from the window I need to be when I bend over so he can see my naked behind and my womanly delights. Tit for tat.

    There was a fire drill and we had to empty the building. It's a pain, going down 14 flights. When I got to the bottom and crossed the street, who should I run into, the creep. I told him I knew who he was so we didn't need to introduce ourselves, I was the woman in 1432 and he was the man in 1476 in the building block right across form me. I know who he is because I might have picked up a pair of kid's binoculars and watched him when he jacks off. He asked me if I was the artist who exercises at night before bed? I said I am, did he like what he saw? Because I enjoy doing my exercises in the nude.

    We were kept out of the building for 45 minutes until the fire department gave the all clear and I headed back to go inside, and the creep followed me and said he might have an idea. What if, if I agreed, I exercised in front of him and he jerked off? In the same room, why did we have to do the same thing 100 feet apart watching from the window. Well, It's been a long long time since a man sat and saw me naked so I agreed, plus I might want to see an erection myself. So it was a date. He came over at seven, when the sun is setting and I gave him a chair, put my music on which he had never heard, and stripped down and started by bending over across from him, letting him enjoy the sight.

    As intended he had his dick in his hand and he was tugging on it and giving it his undivided attention. I called his attention to look up, see I have tits, don't you like tits? Here let me get closer, and I put my tits in his face and he kept on tugging. I was overtaken by the moment and got down on my knees and took his dick in my hand and swallowed it whole, as far as it would go, and gave him a real live blowjob. He came, he came in strong squirts, one, two, three strong squirts, and not all of it squirted into my mouth. I didn't expect him to have such a strong reaction. Well the evening was over, and he pulled up his pants and we said 'see you some other evening' and that was that.

    I'm sure that he is in late forties or early fifties. I have no idea what he does, or did. He's in the city subsidized housing and so am I. I'm a little younger, late thirties, at one time I was pretty enough to attract men who wanted to pay for my dinner. And now, well I just blew the creep across the alley. It felt good, it felt good to be naked in front of a man, it felt good to give him a hard on and it felt good to suck his dick. I'm old enough to know that you don't play coy, and turn down a real live opportunity. I only wish he had been aggressive and fucked me.

  • Neighbor Watched Porn With Me And Gave Me A Hand Job.

    I have a neighbor who is a young woman and she doesn't understand boundaries at all.... she isn't special needs or anything of that nature. She is a self sufficient young woman who just doesn't understand social queues at all. She is usually running in the morning when I walk my dog so we see eachothwr often and she is weirdly obsessed with my dog. She will divert from her run to come down the street and say hi.

    It is very rare that I leave my garage open, but like clockwork when I do she just barges in and asks to see my dog. It has happened 3 times ever, and I'm pretty sure the only 3 times ive left my garage open for short window. 1 of the times was inte tonal because I had just gotten home from the gym, was going to take a work call, and then cut the grass. I heard the door beep, and the. A "hi, can I see boomer." While I was on that work call..... but I was able to mute myself and let her see boomer while thinking how do I stop this...


    Well this past Friday, I was alone, blinds down, bare naked on a day off watching porn in VR. Friday morning I took the garbage out, and apparently gorgon to close the garage. I took the headset off and my heart raced as I head the security beeps of a door being open to my house. The only other people with a key are my parents... so I was thinking "what the hell are they doing here." Then I hear "hi can I see boomer?"

    I'm buck fucking naked without clothes in sight. I thought I was safe in my own home on a special PTO Friday. Boomer was with me in my office so I closed the door and yelled back" I'm sorry, boomer is taking a nap, but I'll take him on a walk later." Boomer decided to bark after I said that and she said "I think he woke up, I just want to say hi." Before I could respond, she was staring though the glass doors of my office at my naked body, still sprung from the vr porn, and my dog all excited to see her.

    I apologized and she recoiled and giggled and then asked why I was naked, and I said because I'm home alone and didn't expect anyone to come in my house. Then she saw the porn on my computer screen (being streamed to my headset) and told me she liked porn too. At this point I had no idea what to do and in a moment of top tier horny asked if she wanted to watch with me. I let her try on the headset and pick some videos, the. She gave me a hand job while I watched one.

    It was very strange. And I've thought about it 100% of the time over the past 2 days... havnt seen her in the past 2 days. But I may start leaving my garage open more

    Unwanted Advance

    i guess some older woman is giving hints and i fucking hate it and its annoying and irritating.

    She's So Dirty

    My neighbour Debbie said she hadn't had a good fuck in a long time. She's married, but apparently her husband is more interested in video games. They're both in their mid twenties and She's not the best looking girl out there, but has a stunning body. And as I now know, she's absolutely amazing in bed.
    The reason she told me, is I'd just had a female friend with benefits stay over, and apparently Debbie had overheard us having sex.
    I don't know if her comment was meant to have us fucking, or just a reaction to not getting much herself. Either way, I invited her in saying I'd fuck her senseless every day, if she was my wife.
    She could have told me where to go, but instead entered my house and immediately went down on me in my kitchen.
    Sucking in my cock, I immediately knew she was up for anything, so I decided to see just how far she'd go.
    In the hour she spent in my house, I fucked and came in her pussy and arsehole, and made her suck off my cum from my cock each time.
    She even had me double finger fuck her arse as I pounded her pussy, saying she wished there was another guy.
    Before she left I made her rim my arse before tonguing both of her sloppy holes.
    Letting me know after a very passionate kiss before she went back to her own house, that she wanted to enjoy more sex, I told her to text me when she had time.
    The very next morning (Sunday) with her husband taking a shower, I fucked Debbie on their patio.
    When he eventually came downstairs, he said he was on some special level on his game, so he'd see her later.
    By then I was recovering on my patio listening to his childish ways. As soon as he went inside I invited Debbie into my home.
    I'm not sure if she had to lie to her husband, because my neighbour stayed for over two hours and there was nothing we didn't explore sexually.
    Debbie even fingered my arsehole as she sucked on my cock, making cum like crazy in her mouth.
    We also had a real horny quickie stood up against their gable end wall that night, as her husband watched his tram get beat.
    I still fuck my female friend with benefits, who's also married. But she's only an infrequent visitor. So anytime Debbie texts me, I'm ready for sex and believe me, she gets all I can give her.
    We probably fuck two to three times a week depending on her husband's habits.
    There not going to last much longer, as she's already asking me if we could move away together. I'm not sure I want a relationship just yet, but then I do know if we did move in together, I'd get all the sex I can handle.

    My Neighbor Deserved It!

    His wife came over to apologize.
    Last week when the guys went out, he was a real dick.
    He got wasted on red wine (yeah) and acted like an asshole. We called him a cab.
    When his wife stopped by the next day to apologize, I ended up fucking her. Even after two kids, she was slippery wet and amazingly tight. I came once in her mouth and once in her pussy.
    God, I hope he fucks up again next month!

  • I Was Hoping He Would Look Past It

    I am leaving my age at 31 cuz that was when my life technically died. I been so lonely and every man I turned to was taken from me. I felt like "hope they see past it" about my life and F'ups along the way. I don't expect any man to be completely perfect. But also I don't need them to be so imperfect and feckless and fool hearty.

    when you reach 20 you are looking for mature love, by 30 even more so and by 45 you kind of don't care but with you could have maturity in your life and sexually.

    I got over my loves by just moving on. but how much moving on can you do? it becomes a blur where the past feels like the present or future or in between and you can't find the sweet spot due to as asshole pop star. Its not really my fault I like younger men because of all the things that was done to me. My cousin tried to r**e me and sure, we did get up to stuff but that is not who I have to always be. It just shaped parts of me. Its not all of me.

    I been waiting for something a long time.