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Dating Disasters
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Straight Male / 36
Payback Is A *itch
So I met her on the internet and her photos were of an insanely beautiful woman two thirds my age who claimed to adore older men. I was thirty and she was twenty. I was an idiot to think such a hot looking twenty year old girl would actually go for an average balding thirty year old man. I showed her my photo first and was blown away when she sent hers.
We decided on a very expensive restaurant (her suggestion) for our first (and only) date. I got dressed in a nice suit and she work a please-fuck-me dress that was more ass than class. The first red flag should have been that with her looks she was willing to date me. The second red flag should have been the choice of restaurants. She was handed the menu and I looked over mine. The least expensive entre was $129. A 16 oz soft drink was $9.95. She ordered two different lobster entre's priced at $169 and $189 respectively. She also ordered the seafood medley for $159 and two different assorted snack trays at $49 each and three different sides at $19 each. She ordered the most expensive champagne AND another rare wine for dinner and some cafe concoction I never heard of totaling . Between the three the beverages were up to $1400. Then she ordered the entire desert cart which came to $750. Meanwhile I had a steak dinner for $89 and two diet soft drinks and no desert so my bill came to $109. She just kept ordering and ordering. What she did not know is that after she ordered her first expensive item I realized this was not going to end well for me so I excused myself to go to the rest room but in reality I spoke to our waiter who was also a friend of mine. We had both worked together at another restaurant and I told them this was going to be separate checks. I explained what I thought my date was doing and suggested he cut her off. He then told me that she was a regular and this was her M.O. and always stuck the date with a huge bill that they sometimes were not able to pay. My friend the waiter then told me that she was in reality loaded so I should just stick her with the whole check. I did not want to go that far but I was glad for his advice and assistance. So while she was busy eating her desert and guzzling $850 worth of champagne I excused myself and met up with my waiter friend and paid my own check and he then directed me to the back door of the place. I was home and deleting my account from that dating web site and had blocked her from calling me before my waiter friend called me to let me know her reaction. She asked the waiter to check on me in the men's room knowing I had left fifteen minutes prior. He spent ten minutes pretending to honor her request before returning to inform her I was no longer on the property. She became enraged and he handed her the check for her meal which exceeded $2000. He then witnessed her attempting to call me and then attempting to access my account on that web site to say bad things about me on my wall only to find my account deleted. Then against my waiter friend's advice she called the police on me. The police came and she told them what happened then the waiter told them what she tried to do to me then they arrested her for wasting their time. I of course never heard from her again and she never returned to that restaurant.
We decided on a very expensive restaurant (her suggestion) for our first (and only) date. I got dressed in a nice suit and she work a please-fuck-me dress that was more ass than class. The first red flag should have been that with her looks she was willing to date me. The second red flag should have been the choice of restaurants. She was handed the menu and I looked over mine. The least expensive entre was $129. A 16 oz soft drink was $9.95. She ordered two different lobster entre's priced at $169 and $189 respectively. She also ordered the seafood medley for $159 and two different assorted snack trays at $49 each and three different sides at $19 each. She ordered the most expensive champagne AND another rare wine for dinner and some cafe concoction I never heard of totaling . Between the three the beverages were up to $1400. Then she ordered the entire desert cart which came to $750. Meanwhile I had a steak dinner for $89 and two diet soft drinks and no desert so my bill came to $109. She just kept ordering and ordering. What she did not know is that after she ordered her first expensive item I realized this was not going to end well for me so I excused myself to go to the rest room but in reality I spoke to our waiter who was also a friend of mine. We had both worked together at another restaurant and I told them this was going to be separate checks. I explained what I thought my date was doing and suggested he cut her off. He then told me that she was a regular and this was her M.O. and always stuck the date with a huge bill that they sometimes were not able to pay. My friend the waiter then told me that she was in reality loaded so I should just stick her with the whole check. I did not want to go that far but I was glad for his advice and assistance. So while she was busy eating her desert and guzzling $850 worth of champagne I excused myself and met up with my waiter friend and paid my own check and he then directed me to the back door of the place. I was home and deleting my account from that dating web site and had blocked her from calling me before my waiter friend called me to let me know her reaction. She asked the waiter to check on me in the men's room knowing I had left fifteen minutes prior. He spent ten minutes pretending to honor her request before returning to inform her I was no longer on the property. She became enraged and he handed her the check for her meal which exceeded $2000. He then witnessed her attempting to call me and then attempting to access my account on that web site to say bad things about me on my wall only to find my account deleted. Then against my waiter friend's advice she called the police on me. The police came and she told them what happened then the waiter told them what she tried to do to me then they arrested her for wasting their time. I of course never heard from her again and she never returned to that restaurant.
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