Many years ago when I was in college, I fell in love with a beautiful woman from Romania. She was everything I thought I ever wanted in a woman. I asked her to be my wife and she cried when she accepted.

Later that same year, I heard she was cheating on me. I didn't believe it and even lost a few friends for even suggesting it. Turns out, they were right. She was fucking an assitant professor.

I made a call to INS to let them know she over stayed her student visa and where they could find her. This was back in the day when it was still ok to enforce immigration laws. Less than a week later she was deported.