by Anonymous on Aug 3, 2011 at 8:53 AM

I would like to dive over a waterfall riding the back of a killer whale. With one hand I'm holding onto the the strap on the killer whale saddle. With another hand I'm waving my oversized, novelty cowboy hat. And with another hand I have my pistol out and shooting into the air cowboy style, like in the movies with a pistol that never runs out of bullets.

Just so this will match the ongoing theme of stories on this site, while on the killer whale back I accidentally leave the door open, my Mom catches me jacking off, she's mad at first but eventually smiles and takes a long piss on me.