I grew up extremely Christian. The Bible was everything, I hated abortion, evolution, and everything not directly related to the Word of God. This devout attitude got me a job in a retail store and a studio apartment, just me, my Bible, and my virginity.
Just after my 25th birthday, I read an article about a teacher having an affair with a student. Curious, I looked up more articles like that. Then pictures of young men, which included a few nudes and the first penises I ever saw. Soon I became an online porn addict, looking up everything I could about penises and their uses. I ordered dildos online. At first i just admired them, then practiced cocksucking, then got up the nerve to get rid of my hymen. after that they were my regular bedpartners. I stopped going to church because I could spend that time more productively with my dildos and pornography.
That summer, I overheard one of the temp workers at my job saying to his buddy how he wanted a blowjob. By impulse I went over and offered him one, and I gave my first-ever blowjob in the unloading bay, followed by my second because his buddy watched the whole thing. It was wonderful and there was none of this "cumshot on the face" crap. I discovered my true faith.
By now I've sucked every cock in the store and a couple of the pussies. I've got a "reputation" that I enjoy and am not a virgin in any way. I am NOT bisexual but if a woman asks me for sex I will not say no. I've even done a couple of things that are probably illegal but I liked them. A boyfriend would be nice but not necessary.
I enjoy being a slut more than I did being a Christian. If God wanted us to worship Him, he should have made prayer as wonderful as sex.

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by Anonymous on May 28, 2009 at 8:09 AM

God wants you to have sex with as many people as you can. He is a pervert. Remember, Mary was a virgin if you don't count anal and oral.

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by Anonymous on May 28, 2009 at 4:16 PM

You're bound to piss off alot of Catholics with talk like that. They've got this homoerotic/pedophilic thing about Marry being sexless, thus "sinless." No wonder so many of them go for little boys, and not just the priests, either.

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by Anonymous on May 29, 2009 at 12:26 AM

What do Catholics gotta worry about? They get to sit in a dark box and tell their dirty stories to a priest (who's probably wacking off) and they're "forgiven". Mafia dons do it all the time - that's why they can be good Catholics and still shoot people and sell drugs.
I still say blowjobs make more people praise God than sermons do. I can make ANYBODY cry "Oh Jesus!" or "My God!" in less than five minutes. Let's see Baptist ministers do that! (Well, I bet a lot of them do, just not where anyone can see them!)

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by Anonymous on May 29, 2009 at 12:28 AM

"Mary was a virgin ..." Yeah, right. The Divine Dong probably wasn't long enough to pop the cherry. Or He had a bad case of overexcitement and finished with the head barely in. Which probably made Mary all angry and frustrated at having to finish herself off.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 21, 2009 at 10:26 PM

Good little whore, take it hard and fast and be the slut you were meant to be.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jun 24, 2009 at 7:43 AM

That's how I like it. :)

Hella christmas. Spent it with my brother. :) Good times were had by all, at least one commandment and several laws broken. Whee!

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