I'm currently having an affair with my best friend's girl friend and we're secretly screwing one another behind his back. I should feel guilty about this but I don't. He doesn't seem to have a fucking clue what's going on. What's funny is when we're together and I ask him how good she is in bed, he gives me these laborate stories about how she's the best piece of ass he's ever had and her pussy is the best he's ever tasted and so forth. Of course, all this shit he's telling me I know about first-hand! In short, I am a complete SOB but hey, you only go around once in life, so I say live it up while you can and the rest of the world can go fuck itself!