I'm a stone mason by trade. 6'2", 210lbs, big beard married with a kid. I also happen to be a bisexual cross dresser. I work for a big company that hates spending money so we all get grief and screamed at whenever the estimator fucked up and we can't get the job done in the amount of time promised.
Little does the guy who is yelling at me know that under my work clothes I'm wearing a thong and garter belt. Sometimes I also put 2 vibrating eggs in my ass, connected by wire to a small control unit in my pocket. When we are getting screamed at for not working fast enough (as we stand around not working so we can be yelled at), I like to slowly increase the vibration of the eggs in my ass. Once I actually had an orgasm while the company's owner was right in my face. I pretended it was my ulcer acting up...I have no ulcer. I get the feeling he's pretty homophobic so I consider cumming in his face, so to speak, a win.