ok, so idk if this counts as a gay story or as a when i was a kid story, but im posting it on here

so one day when i was 13, i went to the dentist. my dentists was some middle-ages woman, i think i heard that she was 38 years old. so when i get into the seat or whatever, i lay down and stuff (you know, the normal dentists office procedure.) so when she starts examining my teeth, she starts sticking her boobs in my face. and i dont mean just a little touch on my ear or something, i mean she was practically stuffing her boobs in my face. and she kept glancing over at my pants, i guess to she if i had a boner. but, she wasn't about to get anything out of me, because i was, you guessed it, totally gay. so she kept sticking them in my face, and i was more grossed out than anything. so i left, and when i was leaving, she looked pretty disappointed. (i guess she got off on that or something.)