I put this under gay stories but it is really a fantasy...a very gay fantasy...and definitely weird, but still gay.

I'm a guy. I've been playing a lot of mario kart using Princess Peach recently and she gives me a little chubby so I decided to FAP to her...lots of porn to chose from for that...this is not the gay part. Then I got to thinking. Then action ensued.

I put on a pink leatherette corset, pink ruffled petti-coat, white thigh high nylons and a garter belt and started to play more mario kart...this is where it starts to get gay, or already has, depending on your point of view. Cross dressing isn't gay, I should know, I'm a bit of both.

So the fantasy starts with me dressed as a slutty Princess Peach but I also have a very cartoony mask of her on. In comes another guy dressed as Mario with an equally cartoony mask on. We play the kart.

Every time I win I get to do something to Mario, like make him race while I deepthroat his cock...bonus points for it being painted up like a mushroom. If he wins I wouldn't mind if he made me reverse cowgirl him while I raced...bonus points if I can recreate the splits Peach does while doing a trick.

After much back and forth, I'd like to have my cock sucked too, it would all end with both of us cumming and maybe a facial right on to my Princess Peach mask. As a bonus, I would have to slip the mask over my face as I went down on him but he would be able to look at the top of my head and be looking right into Peaches face, and I Mario. HOT, I know.

I'm well aware that this is weird, harmless, but weird. So what? Oh, and if he really wanted me to fuck him in the ass I would but really he just has to want to fuck me. I would even try to recreate her sounds from the game as he pounded me. He could make Mario sounds while he did it too, that would be hot...IMHO

Does this sound appealing to anyone else or am I alone here?

PS...Does anyone know if they make condoms that look like the mushrooms from the Mario world? I'D FUCK THAT.