I really get turned on by clogging other people's toilets. I usually hold in my poop for a very long time. Then during a visit, I'll excuse myself to the bathroom then poop. Once I try to flush it down and get the person's toilet clogged, I usually excuse myself from the event and tell them I'm feeling sick. I then go home and schlick for hours and have the most amazing orgasms. Even having sex with my amazing ex-boyfriend never amounted to orgasms this good.

Also, I hate anal. Even if I'm properly prepared, lubed up, and even had a butt plug in me to relax and stretch me a bit, it never feels good even if I'm really turned on and really want it in my butt.