I had barely started working for this drywall company doing clerical and my office was located across the womens restroom.. almost everytime that someone entered the restroom i could hear almost everything from toliet paper ripping, to sitting on the toliet, to peeing to washing hands.you get the picture... you heard everything.

so well anyways one day around christmas time my boss invited me and all the other employees that work for the company to go for a christmas lunch at a brazilian restaurant. i had never been to one and never tasted brazilian food. so me and two other females head to the restuarant. we got there and there was a big long table set for about 20 people. out of the 20 people i only knew like 5 the two ladies and three guys. the other 15 where guys that work out of the office.

so the servers began to serve us. the servers come around the table with big metal sticks full of different types of meats. they would offer the meats and if you said yes right in front of you they would slice a piece of meat on to your plate. i had got some but i really could stand the taste of them but i forced them down.. after an hour we had desert and everyone seemed full and restless. i started to feel a little burning sensation in my stomach i kinda felt like i needed to go to the restroom. i was sitting there deciding whether i should go now or hold it when my female boss told me to lets get out of here and head to the office.. since the office was really close by i thought i could hold it and go over there at the office..

heading over there my stomach began to hurt bad and i started sweating from trying to hold my shit in.. dam shit attacks!! as we parked i walked closely behind my boss and entered fast. i ran to the restroom and sat down and released. as i released i was making every noise possible!!it felt good that my eyes watered. i let lose because i knew only me and two of the girls were the only ones in the office and since there rooms were faraway from the restroom i didnt hestiate to let it all out. i had real bad diaherra so the farts noise were loud and watery. at that time i didnt know about courtesy flushes so i didnt even think to flush while i used the restroom those 7 long minutes that i did. as i sat on the toliet i started feeling good, relaxed, and relieved from the good shit i took i started rolling paper up to wipe my ass i could hear some voices!!! my eyes widden!! omg!!! omg!!! i started getting red from the thought that maybe someone couldve hear me out there.i didnt want to walk out but i had to so i wiped my ass fast flushed the toliet and wash my hands i could hear the voice get louder. at first i thought maybe the voice was trying to talk to me.. but after i continue i thought maybe not. as i stood by the door ready to turn the door knob i kinda wanted to just stand there forever.

i took a deep breathe and opened the door slowly as im opening it i could already see some man stand before the door and as i moved out towards the hall i could see to my left a group of men line up against both sides of the wall. omg!!! what the hell they were having a meeting rite there!!! i was so embrassed because all the men (like 12 of them)turned to look at me.. i could feel my face red i wanted to faint but i panicked and ran into my room. sat down and started working away. i kept repeating in my head omg omg they heard me!!! i got the nerve to look out the window i could see some of them still staring at me!!!

i know what they thought dam this girl can really shit!!! ohhh i forgot to mention that went i ran off the my room i totally forgot to close the door behind me and i could hear someone shut it for me!!!