From the time I was 15 til I was 23, I worked as a whore with my brother as my "business manager". I'm naturally short and thin with tiny tits so I looked younger than my age. I made a hell of a lot of money because of my gimmick.

It started when my brother once told me about this retarded girl he had screwed once. He kept on going on about it so I started making fun of him by doing mock-retarded-girl things. It turned him on and he started messing with me. For some godawful reason I didn't stop him and he ended up popping my cherry.

It was his idea to make money off of me pretending to be a retarded whore. I didn't think it would work. But it did - men were paying $1000 a lay to do a "retarded" girl. My asshat brother spent all his on shit but I tucked most of mine in savings. By the time I got out of college I had 600 large saved up.

I left Canada for the US, bought a business, met a guy, got married, had kids, got divorced. A couple of years ago I became tempted to start hooking again just for fun, but I didn't have a pimp to call off the rough and dangerous ones. So that's still a fantasy. A couple of times I met guys on Craigslist who play-acted with me being retarded, but they were far too gentle to arouse me.

I still think the best sex of my life was when I was pretending to be retarded.