Why is it that after you get married, you don't make out any more?? I'd love to sit on the couch with my wife and make out like the horny dogs we used to be when we were going out. Pecks on the cheek or a closed-mouth kiss just before bed seem to be the standard. I mean, I know that when you're married, sex is like "the main event" but it doesn't have to be! There is something to be said for just getting to first or second base.


