I'm drinking alone tonight, for all the wrong reasons. Well, not all, but at least two: loneliness and envy.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 10, 2009 at 6:54 AM

I always drink alone, that way when I have sex with myself nobody knows about it.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 10, 2009 at 8:20 AM

As least when you drink alone you're in good company. If I wanted to listen to assholes when I drink I'd break wind.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 10, 2009 at 7:43 PM

Been there, done that. What's her/his name?
But seriously, in my times of lonliness and envy, I had found drinking and talking with a friend about it helped.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 18, 2009 at 8:48 PM

Get on teh internets in some chat room on ur favorite instant messenger program and masterbate in front of strangers. ZOMG LOLZ!!!1

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