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Anything Goes
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I'm drinking alone tonight, for all the wrong reasons. Well, not all, but at least two: loneliness and envy.
I always drink alone, that way when I have sex with myself nobody knows about it.
As least when you drink alone you're in good company. If I wanted to listen to assholes when I drink I'd break wind.
Been there, done that. What's her/his name?
But seriously, in my times of lonliness and envy, I had found drinking and talking with a friend about it helped.
Get on teh internets in some chat room on ur favorite instant messenger program and masterbate in front of strangers. ZOMG LOLZ!!!1