The man I work for is probably the craziest, most brilliant person I've ever met, or ever will meet. You see, he has OCD, and some days it can be really bad. However he is also an amazing detective, a really incredible friend, and an incredibly sweet guy. I'm his assistant, basically I take care of him, keep him from falling apart. You see, his wife died, or was murdered, actually. He loved her very, very much.

Which probably makes you wonder why I'm on this site, this very seedy, questionable site, talking about such a wonderful man. Well, honestly I'm not sure. This is a very sexual based site, and while I can't truthfully say I don't enjoy reading these when I'm feeling lonely (No one can and you all know it) I can truthfully say that I'm not one who would post things on sites of this nature.

It's just, since my boss solved his wife's murder case, subsequently finding his wife's daughter whom she had before he'd met her, (she'd been presumed dead at birth but obviously wasn't) well, he's relaxed more. In fact, for practically the first time in 12 years I believe he's starting to notice women again. He's able to let his wife go, if only enough to realize that he deserves to be happy again.

He does deserve to be happy too.

Really, what I'm trying to say is that I've been having dreams about him. They started as just odd visions of him with his shirt off. (something he would nver allow, he wears 3 to 4 shirts at a time. Dress shirt, dress jacket, suit jacket and depending on the weather a coat)

Anyways, he has his shirt off and believe me, he's handsome, except he doesnt have a belly button. Yeah, that's how my dreams started. They were based off of a case we solved together while in Nevada.

Weird I know. Nevertheless that's how it started, but recently, they've took a turn to being more sexually based. He's now even appearing fully naked in a few of them, which, considering he has gymnaphobia (a fear of naked people) high up on his huge list of phobias (no joke, there's a list) I hardly doubt that would ever be a possibility.

Only, I wish it were. There! I said it. Is the world happy? I have a HUGE crush on my boss. He's just so sweet and I want to be there for him so badly. Also, the fact that he's so modest makes thinking about something so commonplace as just his bare chest seem intimate, but lately I've been staring at his crotch.

I know, he's a detective, an amazing one at that (best there is) but don't worry, I doubt he'd ever catch on. He's sexually oblivious.
He has low self esteem which makes him view himself as unattractive. So I guess I have a free ride to stare at him all I want.

Sometimes I wonder how big he is. In my dreams it's never clear, changing from time to time. I can feel him in me, it's nice but it's what one would expect from a sex dream. I bet that the real him is about 1-1/2 inches thick and exactly, EXACTLY 10 inches long.

10 is his favorite number. It might be mine too.

I hope someday soon I'll be able to tell him how I feel. But for now, he can think I'm enamoured with this guy I'm dating, a naval officer that leaves so little to imagination any passion that was there went out our first date, and I'll just think to myself; "If The Boss Only Knew..."

Sincerely,

N.T.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 8, 2012 at 1:40 AM

Dear anonymous confessor,

I believe I know who your boss is. I gathered many clues throughout your story. Also, you made some key mistakes. You see, here's what happened:

1. An assistant of mine happened to leave her computer here, at my house.
2. It was opened and "The Internet" was on and on this page, thingy.
3. My assistants initials are also N.T.
4. This page thingy is absolutely filthy and when you come back from the store I need wipes for my eyes!

Sorry, that had very little to do with my reply to your story. I believe I'm not going to mention this atrocious site and I'll wait untill you read this reply.

I however am docking your pay fifty dollars for even sing on an "Internet" page thingy like this. It's filthy. It's like Christine Rapp only worse.

Sincerely,

Another Anonymous person reply thingy

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 8, 2012 at 1:49 AM

Dear Annonymous Confessor,

I'm sorry, I meant to write "I however am docking your pay for even being on an "Internet" page thingy like this." I did not mean to write "I however am docking your pay for even sing on an "Internet" page thingy like this."

"The Internet" seems to not care about grammatical issues, as it will not allow me to fix it on the other reply.

Sincerely,

Another Anonymous person reply thingy

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Aug 8, 2012 at 2:20 AM

i know who your boss is,he is Monk...

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painkillr

by painkillr on Apr 12, 2023 at 5:27 PM

spoilers: this whole post is the show Monk, with finale spoiler

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