I have a weird confession. I like to masturbate onto BOILED HAM yep you read it boiled ham. It all started when i was a teenager reading a dirty book and it explained how her vagina was like slices of boiled ham rolled up. This image stuck in my mind. I suppose it's became ham is pink and wet like a vagina. I've always wanted to ask a girl to wank me off onto some ham but never had the courage. They'd probably think i was bent or something. Ha wellwell