I had a really weird dream not too long ago. I dreamt that I was just chilling by the beach when i got accosted by a Starbucks waitress, and soon i was entered in a competition to be a waitress for ten minutes. By this time the beach side Starbucks coffee house, which was more like a bar, was heaving with people. I won the competition to be waitress, and after a series of embarrassments with my bad waitressing skills, i was sacked for not having any previous experience! Twats!


