I think I'm transcending sexual desire. I'm not really into anything kinky anymore, and I only start getting horny after a good few days without a wank, and I certainly wouldn't want love juice in my mouth, nor would i want my penis in a butt crack.

In fact, masturbation is the least messy way to get rid of the hassle of being sexually aroused. An 18 year old girl with perky tits and nice hairy pussy riding my cock would suit me down to the ground.