I'm an 18 yo woman and the other day i came home from a walk to the library and i was at the computer and dad was on the toilet. dad takes like half an hour on there and about 3 minutes after he gets in there i get bad stomach pains. I just couldn't hold on any more after about 2 minutes so i grabbed a bucket, shut the bathroom door and took a dump in the bucket. I'm so embarrassed about it. My mother kept joking it was like a cow pat and made a big show of it being stinky. wtf was she expecting, it's a shit.